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(ABC)   Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever and then the headline goes on about something else   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 1428
    More: Spiffy, breast milk, menopause, boobs, sexual interest  
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16465 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 May 2012 at 2:50 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-08 02:50:55 PM  
Gets out the popcorn and the bottle of lube. GO FARK
 
2012-05-08 02:51:55 PM  
This is not a bookmark.
 
2012-05-08 02:52:01 PM  
Size is not important. Proximity is the only parameter for judging breasts. Anything within arm's reach is perfect.
 
2012-05-08 02:52:14 PM  
Breasts are fat, women are fatter than ever.
 
2012-05-08 02:53:50 PM  
Here's to hoping this thread delivers
 
2012-05-08 02:53:57 PM  
I don't care about size too much. Just shape and most importantly.... that they are NOT FAKE!!

/Hate fake boobies. .HATE THEM!
//Bookmark for tonight.
 
2012-05-08 02:54:01 PM  
Duh. I was born 20 years early.
 
2012-05-08 02:54:43 PM  
Male breasts are also bigger than ever.
 
2012-05-08 02:55:01 PM  

King Something: This is not a bookmark.


Nope, it isn't. I just use the 'Favorite' button at the top of the thread and it is logged in my Profile. No need for content free posts anymore!
 
2012-05-08 02:55:05 PM  

King Something: This is not a bookmark.


/what he said
 
2012-05-08 02:55:27 PM  
*sigh*

Do I have to do all the work around here?

www.recipekey.com
 
2012-05-08 02:56:04 PM  
cdn.eurweb.com

Ms Hershey and her Nougats of Love!!1!
 
2012-05-08 02:56:10 PM  
Yes, and women are also fatter than ever.
 
2012-05-08 02:56:23 PM  
Drew will now lead us in singing "Do you like boobs alot"? by the Holy Modal Rounders.
 
2012-05-08 02:57:36 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: [cdn.eurweb.com image 450x600]

Ms Hershey and her Nougats of Love!!1!


gross
 
2012-05-08 02:58:27 PM  
I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?
 
2012-05-08 02:59:18 PM  
www.brasforlargebreasts.org
 
2012-05-08 02:59:38 PM  
Breasts.
 
2012-05-08 02:59:42 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


Location.
 
2012-05-08 03:00:02 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: [cdn.eurweb.com image 450x600]

Ms Hershey and her Nougats of Love!!1!


www.aluminumcompositepanel.biz
 
2012-05-08 03:00:12 PM  

manimal2878: Breasts are fat, women are fatter than ever.


Tangenital: Male breasts are also bigger than ever.


meat0918: Yes, and women are also fatter than ever.


Yup, all of these.
 
2012-05-08 03:00:25 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


Rassism.
 
2012-05-08 03:00:51 PM  

tortilla burger: Here's to hoping this thread delivers


Delivers BIE?

/not that I have the E
 
2012-05-08 03:01:19 PM  

meat0918: Yes, and women are also fatter than ever.


THIS.

/waiting on causation vs correlation discussion
 
2012-05-08 03:01:25 PM  
I'm confused...could someone please show me what breasts might look like?
 
2012-05-08 03:01:37 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


Yes but with two breasts you're twice as likely to get it.
 
2012-05-08 03:01:40 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


Because breasts are wonderful to behold unlike the butthole
 
2012-05-08 03:01:42 PM  
"Funbags. Boobsters. Chumawumbas. Dingle bobbers. Dairy pillows. Jellybonkers. Nim nums."

There are such better names and the author chose these? Since I'm at work and can't contribute pictures, let's get the ball rolling on our favorite names for boobs, shall we? I'll start with an oldy but goody: tatas
 
2012-05-08 03:02:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 03:02:35 PM  
I was seven when these movies came out... SEVEN! I already knew what I wanted.

www.markmushakian.comwww.moviemarket.com
 
2012-05-08 03:02:40 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-08 03:02:43 PM  
28, 29 if you count this post and only two pics? Fark, I am disappointed.
 
2012-05-08 03:03:19 PM  
Mariel Hemingway. Personal Best. Perfect.
 
2012-05-08 03:03:58 PM  
"Funbags. Boobsters. Chumawumbas. Dingle bobbers. Dairy pillows. Jellybonkers. Nim nums."

She left out DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS!!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 03:04:17 PM  
WHAR
PIC O BOOBS
WHE
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2012-05-08 03:04:18 PM  
Sweater kittens.
 
2012-05-08 03:04:24 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


It's because women never look longingly at a man's rectum.
 
2012-05-08 03:04:34 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?

Because breasts are wonderful to behold unlike the butthole


True. No love for the leather cheerio.
 
2012-05-08 03:05:07 PM  
This breast is breastless without breasts.
 
2012-05-08 03:05:25 PM  

jimbodahobo: I've always found it funny that prostate cancer is more common than breast cancer, but almost completely ignored by comparison. I wonder why that is?


Reminds me of when I saw the pixieish college age girl working at the grocery store with a pink boobies bracelet, that's cute. A college age dude with a neck beard sporting a brown bracelet that that says rectum touching my food is not as desirable.
 
2012-05-08 03:05:36 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Size is not important. Proximity is the only parameter for judging breasts. Anything within arm's reach is perfect.


What if they were mine? (Statements like yours really court disaster.)
 
2012-05-08 03:06:02 PM  
www.suprmchaos.com

I would hump her brains out.

/Then move on to Megan Mullally for dessert.
 
2012-05-08 03:06:05 PM  
Article failed to make a convincing argument. I'm going to have to review some photos to further understand the research.

i1105.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 03:07:29 PM  
breast sizes should be normalized to a woman with a flat stomach.

it always bothers me when fatties throw their boobs up and act theyre like hot stuff.
 
2012-05-08 03:08:13 PM  
Maybe its all those hormones you feed dairy cows and every other animal destined for the table?
 
2012-05-08 03:08:15 PM  
saw this on Yahoo yesterday, knew a bookmark-able thread would be on fark soon...

/bookmark
 
2012-05-08 03:08:16 PM  
Before silicone, women stuffed their bras with Kleenex and socks, until the earliest implants were introduced in the early 20th century, including glass balls, ivory, wood chips, peanut oil and ox cartilage. Eventually paraffin was used -- until it melted in the sun and created lumps.

Yikes.

But, we need to go frontal on the thread.

www.superphotospace.com

giulia-gossip.myblog.it

braexplosion.com

www.celebnipslipblog.com

blackloveblog.com

blackloveblog.com
 
2012-05-08 03:09:09 PM  
Hopefully the post won't get removed because, well, wall of boobies (the best kind of wall).
 
2012-05-08 03:09:45 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 03:10:03 PM  
"New study claims 42% of American adults will be obese by 2030, assuming they live that long"
 
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