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(Newser)   The weirdest part of the Met Gala...Tom Brady's hair   ( newser.com) divider line
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2012-05-08 03:16:12 PM  
He looks like a police horse took a liking to the flavor of his hair gel.
 
2012-05-08 03:18:40 PM  
What a loser
 
2012-05-08 03:18:52 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-08 03:28:26 PM  
Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.

www.dlisted.com

/link's hot, he's not
 
2012-05-08 03:32:49 PM  
Yeah, but he went home and farked Giselle.

advantage:Brady
 
2012-05-08 03:35:28 PM  
... And next week lots of men will have the same dumb look.
 
2012-05-08 03:36:35 PM  
We'll all be doing our hair like that by the end of the summer


rynthetyn: Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.


I thought fashion was supposed to be either interesting or beautiful, preferably both. I can't even that whole outfit.
 
2012-05-08 03:37:25 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-08 03:41:07 PM  
Florence Welch's Snow Angel Hooker look merits even greater ridicule than this "Little Rascals"-inspired foolishness.
 
2012-05-08 03:41:34 PM  
Yeah.. what a tool... With his stupid hair and his supermodel wife and his millions of dollars and ...

er..
 
2012-05-08 03:42:52 PM  
i.imgur.com

/irrelevant
 
2012-05-08 03:43:37 PM  
Worst. Comb-over. EVAR!!!
 
2012-05-08 03:50:09 PM  

Morpheses: Worst. Comb-over. EVAR!!!


It doesn't look anything like a comb-over, so I guess you're right.
 
2012-05-08 03:51:01 PM  

Apos: Florence Welch's Snow Angel Hooker look merits even greater ridicule than this "Little Rascals"-inspired foolishness.


I had to go look that up. And I found this slide show from the Frisky, if anyone's interested.

Also, I would just like to say, holy shiat Beyonce.
 
2012-05-08 03:53:39 PM  

rynthetyn: Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.

[www.dlisted.com image 445x633]



That's so fetch.
 
2012-05-08 03:55:59 PM  

Di Atribe: rynthetyn: Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.

I thought fashion was supposed to be either interesting or beautiful, preferably both. I can't even that whole outfit.


The worst part is that it's not even like he's going cutting edge, it's just a sheer lace version of a look that he's been trying to force for a while.
 
2012-05-08 03:56:16 PM  

Di Atribe: [i.imgur.com image 320x225]

/irrelevant


It's quite relevant at all times to some of us. Thanks, Di.
 
2012-05-08 03:56:25 PM  
Reminds me of "Something About Mary"
 
2012-05-08 03:57:08 PM  

devilEther: rynthetyn: Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.

[www.dlisted.com image 445x633]

That's so fetch.


that's so raven
 
2012-05-08 04:00:54 PM  
Christina Ricci dresses up as a Christmas gift

I'd unwrap it.
 
2012-05-08 04:13:51 PM  
 
2012-05-08 04:13:57 PM  

MassD: Yeah.. what a tool... With his stupid hair and his supermodel wife and his millions of dollars and ...

er..


Yeah, but I'm still gonna make pussy-whip sounds.

WHA CH! WHA CH!
 
2012-05-08 04:20:19 PM  
Speaking for all us Masshole Pats fans:

Brady can do WHATEVER HE WANTS, WHEREVER HE WANTS, WHENEVER HE WANTS.
 
2012-05-08 04:22:01 PM  
Eddie: "I had to have it replaced, because every time Cathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half-hour or so. So, over at the VA, they had to replace it with a plastic one. It ain't as strong. So, I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic."

Clark: "You really think it matters Eddie?"

Eddie: "Well, see the plate runs right underneath the part here. See, over here, nothing. But, here if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't going to look right."

I assume a similar scenario happened to Tommy
 
2012-05-08 04:22:11 PM  

Di Atribe: Apos: Florence Welch's Snow Angel Hooker look merits even greater ridicule than this "Little Rascals"-inspired foolishness.

I had to go look that up. And I found this slide show from the Frisky, if anyone's interested.

Also, I would just like to say, holy shiat Beyonce.


Repulsion and lust battled for supremacy within me-the latter winning by a slight margin-after seeing Beyonce's attire.
 
2012-05-08 04:29:48 PM  
did some tell tom that five-o-clock shadow is so 90's?

/and his hair cut is meh.
 
2012-05-08 04:35:44 PM  

uknowzit: did some tell tom that five-o-clock shadow is so 90's?

/and his hair cut is meh.


Is 5 - O shadow legit if it keeps me from looking like a 14 year old?
 
2012-05-08 04:38:40 PM  
It was probably looking normal until Giselle banged him in the limo on the way over...
 
2012-05-08 04:44:03 PM  

rynthetyn: Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.


I think he just likes showing off the fact that he's in shape for the first time in his life.

And Brady looked a lot better when his hair was long.
 
2012-05-08 04:45:42 PM  

Dr_luckyz: Is 5 - O shadow legit if it keeps me from looking like a 14 year old?


Hell yeah it is. Beards are awesome and manly.


Rapmaster2000: Yeah, but I'm still gonna make pussy-whip sounds.


You only wish you could be whipped by that pussy.


Apos: Repulsion and lust battled for supremacy within me-the latter winning by a slight margin-after seeing Beyonce's attire.


I know. Me too. I don't even like girls in "that way" but damn Beyonce. Just damn.
 
2012-05-08 05:01:54 PM  

Di Atribe:
Rapmaster2000: Yeah, but I'm still gonna make pussy-whip sounds.

You only wish you could be whipped by that pussy.


I'd get the stupidest haircut the world has ever seen.
 
2012-05-08 05:03:05 PM  

Di Atribe: Apos: Florence Welch's Snow Angel Hooker look merits even greater ridicule than this "Little Rascals"-inspired foolishness.

I had to go look that up. And I found this slide show from the Frisky, if anyone's interested.

Also, I would just like to say, holy shiat Beyonce.


SJP looks like she's joining the cast of "Little House on the Prairie." And those straight bangs are deeply unflattering on Jessica Biel. Lea Michele, however, looks great.
 
2012-05-08 05:23:47 PM  
I love Met Art.
 
2012-05-08 05:28:13 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: SJP looks like she's joining the cast of "Little House on the Prairie." And those straight bangs are deeply unflattering on Jessica Biel. Lea Michele, however, looks great.


Yeah, did you see the "good" list? "If anyone can pull of witchy, it's Lily Collins." Yeah, 400 years ago, maybe. Just no. Jessica Biel has an amazingly gorgeous face and it's a shame she covers half of it up with bangs, yuck. And also on the good list: Diane Krueger. Horrible. The top half is unflattering and makes her look like a 10 year old trying on mom's nighties. Awful.

And I watch Project Runway, so I'm qualified to comment on taste levels, dammit!
 
2012-05-08 05:41:40 PM  
Brady's just trollin haters.
 
2012-05-08 05:51:14 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: rynthetyn: Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.

I think he just likes showing off the fact that he's in shape for the first time in his life.


Hasn't he been in shape for the last 5 years at least? It's been ages since he was fat.
 
2012-05-08 05:56:43 PM  

fatalvenom: Brady's just trollin haters.


Apparently. I don't get it. Great looking guy, supermodel, blah, blah, blah. But why does he let himself get talked into all those decidedly-farked-up-only-a-stylist-would-ever-recommend-this-horseshia​t haircuts? Mirrors dude. You have no mirrors in your fancy house?
 
2012-05-08 06:39:54 PM  
Although Brady is the man, his last Super Bowl wins are getting farther away. He needs to win one more before retirement, then for all I care he could shave his head bald and glue Giselle's pubes to his bald head.
 
2012-05-08 06:50:58 PM  

nothingyet: Speaking for all us Masshole Pats fans:

Brady can do WHATEVER HE WANTS, WHEREVER HE WANTS, WHENEVER HE WANTS.

Except win the big one against a Manning.
 
2012-05-08 07:33:39 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Di Atribe:
Rapmaster2000: Yeah, but I'm still gonna make pussy-whip sounds.

You only wish you could be whipped by that pussy.

I'd get the stupidest haircut the world has ever seen.


i150.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 08:07:28 PM  

rynthetyn: Di Atribe: rynthetyn: Actually, I'd say that the weirdest part of the Met Gala was Marc Jacobs' sheer lace man-dress shirt thingy. Dude keeps trying to make the man-dress happen and it's so not.

I thought fashion was supposed to be either interesting or beautiful, preferably both. I can't even that whole outfit.

The worst part is that it's not even like he's going cutting edge, it's just a sheer lace version of a look that he's been trying to force for a while.


And what are those thin white lines on the right side of his head? They apprear other places around his bod too. He have himself photoshopped into a pic of Linda Evangelista?

And brady's hair is icky looking.
 
2012-05-08 08:48:36 PM  

Di Atribe: Galileo's Daughter: SJP looks like she's joining the cast of "Little House on the Prairie." And those straight bangs are deeply unflattering on Jessica Biel. Lea Michele, however, looks great.

Yeah, did you see the "good" list? "If anyone can pull of witchy, it's Lily Collins." Yeah, 400 years ago, maybe. Just no. Jessica Biel has an amazingly gorgeous face and it's a shame she covers half of it up with bangs, yuck. And also on the good list: Diane Krueger. Horrible. The top half is unflattering and makes her look like a 10 year old trying on mom's nighties. Awful.

And I watch Project Runway, so I'm qualified to comment on taste levels, dammit!


Lily Collins' look wasn't horribly bad, but the dress didn't do her justice; ditto for Diane Krueger and many others.
 
2012-05-08 09:44:05 PM  

nothingyet: Speaking for all us Masshole Pats fans:

Brady can do WHATEVER HE WANTS, WHEREVER HE WANTS, WHENEVER HE WANTS.


Sounds pretty Penn State
 
2012-05-08 09:57:00 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Lily Collins' look wasn't horribly bad, but the dress didn't do her justice; ditto for Diane Krueger and many others.


They weren't horrible, but they didn't belong on the "good" list, either. :-/
 
2012-05-08 10:22:58 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Di Atribe: Apos: Florence Welch's Snow Angel Hooker look merits even greater ridicule than this "Little Rascals"-inspired foolishness.

I had to go look that up. And I found this slide show from the Frisky, if anyone's interested.

Also, I would just like to say, holy shiat Beyonce.

SJP looks like she's joining the cast of "Little House on the Prairie." And those straight bangs are deeply unflattering on Jessica Biel. Lea Michele, however, looks great.


I was thinking more along the line of "polygamist 4th wife" for SJP.
 
2012-05-08 10:25:05 PM  
What is this and why is everyone talking about it?
 
2012-05-08 10:53:04 PM  

JohnBigBootay: fatalvenom: Brady's just trollin haters.

Apparently. I don't get it. Great looking guy, supermodel, blah, blah, blah. But why does he let himself get talked into all those decidedly-farked-up-only-a-stylist-would-ever-recommend-this-horseshia t haircuts? Mirrors dude. You have no mirrors in your fancy house?


I really think that's half the fun for him. He knows what he's got, and having people demolish him might be a sport to him, who knows.

I know if I had the world served to me on a golden platter, I'd be trollin' people non-stop.

Hell, I do that for sport on Fark, and I don't have 1/64th of the shiat he has.
 
2012-05-09 12:14:23 AM  
Was he going for like, David Beckham hair, but failing miserably?

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-09 12:22:07 AM  
for some reason it reminds me on nicholson in the shining.
 
2012-05-09 03:40:32 AM  
Brady's usual hairdresser was replaced by the guy who jizzes in the hair of the boys in One Direction.
 
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