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2012-05-08 11:47:55 AM  
Billionaire currency trader George Soros is upping the ante on the two other Democratic million-dollar men, studio boss Jeffrey Katzenberg and talk show host Bill Maher. Soros is giving $1 million each to American Bridge to the 21st Century and America Votes.

Jeeeeeewwwwwwwwwssssssss!
 
2012-05-08 11:56:00 AM  
that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.
 
2012-05-08 12:27:28 PM  

FlashHarry: that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.


Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2
 
2012-05-08 01:02:59 PM  

FlashHarry: that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.


Yeah well it takes a 100 million to elect a child...or something.
 
2012-05-08 01:03:08 PM  
Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?
 
2012-05-08 01:06:15 PM  
Soros : Koch Bros

Out-of-state WI money for Democrats in WI recall election : Out-of-State WI money for Scott Malker for WI recall eleection.
 
2012-05-08 01:06:33 PM  
The group has been around since 2004 when Andy Stern, now a key Obama adviser and then-president of the Service Employees International Union

SEIU!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUU!

//doesn't work so well for acronyms
 
2012-05-08 01:07:09 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2




www.newscorpse.com

Stop peeking at my blackboard.
 
2012-05-08 01:08:29 PM  

vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?


Romney's company:

Ted Nugent
Misogynist gay guy who resigned as campaign advisor
Any and all Republicans - including rapists, retards, and miscreants (excluding Paultards)

I'd rather hang with Obama.
 
2012-05-08 01:09:47 PM  

vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?


A 14 year old was a Nazi collaborator?
 
2012-05-08 01:10:35 PM  

vernonFL: Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby


Well hell, I'm voting for Romney then.
 
2012-05-08 01:11:34 PM  
The establishment regular corporate press is consumed with the idea that Romney has a "narrow path." chance of a snowflake in hell of winning this thing but in order to make this look like an actual horse race and not just Obama shiat-kicking Mittens up and down Pennsylvania Avenue meanwhile we here at Fox/GOP News/Propaganda are gonna play "I know you are but what am I" until all the last faint traces of our credibility and sanity drain away completely along with our collective humanity and morality.

Fixed That For Fox News.
 
2012-05-08 01:12:46 PM  
I like how the fairness of this article was not outweighed by its balance
 
2012-05-08 01:13:01 PM  
Snatching defeat from the jaws of defeat.


/well at least Obama still has his punching bag
//Mitt
 
2012-05-08 01:13:13 PM  

vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?


Despite sucking massive cock, Three Men and a Baby will gross more money than you will ever see even if your mom blows every Farker here for $5 / pop.
 
2012-05-08 01:13:25 PM  
meanwhile

FTFM.

*face desk*

/A'ight, I'mma done for now.
 
2012-05-08 01:13:48 PM  

coeyagi: vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?

Despite sucking massive cock, Three Men and a Baby will gross has grossed more money than you will ever see even if your mom blows every Farker here for $5 / pop.


FTFM
 
2012-05-08 01:15:34 PM  

vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?


i99.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 01:18:04 PM  

platedlizard: vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?

A 14 year old was a Nazi collaborator?


You're forgetting he has access to ()bama's time machine.
 
2012-05-08 01:19:53 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Billionaire currency trader George Soros is upping the ante on the two other Democratic million-dollar men, studio boss Jeffrey Katzenberg and talk show host Bill Maher. Soros is giving $1 million each to American Bridge to the 21st Century and America Votes.

Jeeeeeewwwwwwwwwssssssss!


Yeah It's kind of funny how the right loves Israel but hates Jews.
 
2012-05-08 01:22:57 PM  
fta The establishment press is consumed with the idea that Romney has a "narrow path." That's true, in the sense that he daggone well better win Ohio or he won't win the election. But that's been true of every Republican since Abe Lincoln.

Not just win, but daggone win. That's like a double-plus good win with a cherry on top.
 
2012-05-08 01:23:03 PM  

vernonFL: and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.


Oh Hai guyz, what's going on in this thread?

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-08 01:23:19 PM  
So now the political right has a problem with the consequences of the Citizens United ruling? Cry me a river.
 
2012-05-08 01:23:51 PM  
These are the threads where suddenly "conservatives" don't want money in politics.
 
2012-05-08 01:24:25 PM  
Richard Nixon is rolling over in his grave, hearing that campaigns now outsource their dirty tricks team.
 
2012-05-08 01:24:36 PM  

heavymetal: So now the political right has a problem with the consequences of the Citizens United ruling? Cry me a river.


Freedom isn't free.
 
2012-05-08 01:24:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: FlashHarry: that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.

Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2


i386.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 01:26:24 PM  

Headso: These are the threads where suddenly "conservatives" don't want money in politics.


Money that passes through the hands of Liberals is contaminated.

Libs have money-cooties.
 
2012-05-08 01:26:30 PM  
Pocket Ninja gets a free pass by being one of the few Craft Trolls left on this site.
 
2012-05-08 01:27:28 PM  

heavymetal: So now the political right has a problem with the consequences of the Citizens United ruling? Cry me a river.


Hypocrisy in my GOP?!??! It's more likely than you might think.
 
2012-05-08 01:28:19 PM  

vernonFL: Soros was a Nazi collaborator.


What is this I don't even...
 
2012-05-08 01:29:09 PM  

whidbey: Pocket Ninja gets a free pass by being one of the few Craft Trolls left on this site.


That's not trolling it's sarcasm. Trolling is where you take a false opinion that you want others to think is real to make others mad. This is satire.
 
2012-05-08 01:29:19 PM  

Pocket Ninja: FlashHarry: that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.

Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2


I was told there would be no math.
 
2012-05-08 01:29:21 PM  
I can understand lack of enthusiasm on either side being a deciding factor, but I'm always baffled by the existence of actual undecided voters in a presidential election. What kind of worldview makes indecision intellectually or emotionally possible? Are they all people who don't know where Supreme Court justices come from?
 
2012-05-08 01:29:33 PM  

whidbey: Pocket Ninja gets a free pass by being one of the few Craft Trolls left on this site.


They just don't make 'em like that anymore. Mike_Lowell does good work, but is a distant 2nd.
 
2012-05-08 01:30:28 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Pocket Ninja: FlashHarry: that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.

Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2

[i386.photobucket.com image 240x418]


He forgot to carry his planned parenthood (P²).
 
2012-05-08 01:32:35 PM  
Considering whom Obama and the Dems (in general) are up against right now, I'm having a hard time giving a shiat at the moment...
 
2012-05-08 01:34:29 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: platedlizard: vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?

A 14 year old was a Nazi collaborator?

You're forgetting he has access to ()bama's time machine.


I keep forgetting that Soros funded that thing.
 
2012-05-08 01:36:44 PM  
Obama's Own Narrow Path to Victory

No, YOU!!!!
 
2012-05-08 01:38:01 PM  
Typical hard right lean from Fox.
 
2012-05-08 01:39:41 PM  

Corvus: whidbey: Pocket Ninja gets a free pass by being one of the few Craft Trolls left on this site.

That's not trolling it's sarcasm. Trolling is where you take a false opinion that you want others to think is real to make others mad. This is satire.


Well, if he gets you to bite, I'd say it counts.
 
2012-05-08 01:42:49 PM  
Article's title: Obama's Own Narrow Path to Victory

rove.com

Obama isn't undefeatable but to lose he'll need to drop pretty much every swing vote state as well as some moderately safe dem strongholds.
 
2012-05-08 01:43:02 PM  

platedlizard: vernonFL: Bill Maher called Palin a coont, Jeffery Katzenberg produced Three Men and baby, and Soros was a Nazi collaborator.

Obama keeps some fine company, huh?

A 14 year old was a Nazi collaborator?


www.topnews.in
Certainly not!
 
2012-05-08 01:44:34 PM  
smart-phone wielding campaign workers blanketing the blue precincts of purple states.

OH MY GOD THEY HAVE PHONES

PHONES
 
2012-05-08 01:46:59 PM  

Headso: These are the threads where suddenly "conservatives" don't want money in politics.


I can almost hear Issa saying he'll investigate this.
 
2012-05-08 01:47:15 PM  

BritneysSpeculum: Pocket Ninja: Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2

[www.newscorpse.com image 480x360]

Stop peeking at my blackboard.


It's even worse than all that: I just noticed that "Soros" is a palindrome. We're talking voo-doo magic sh*t at this point.
 
2012-05-08 01:52:57 PM  

brainiac-dumdum: BritneysSpeculum: Pocket Ninja: Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2

[www.newscorpse.com image 480x360]

Stop peeking at my blackboard.

It's even worse than all that: I just noticed that "Soros" is a palindrome. We're talking voo-doo magic sh*t at this point.


I read that palin drone for some reason
 
2012-05-08 01:53:59 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: whidbey: Pocket Ninja gets a free pass by being one of the few Craft Trolls left on this site.

They just don't make 'em like that anymore. Mike_Lowell does good work, but is a distant 2nd.


Those guys are really the only reason to read any politics thread.
 
2012-05-08 01:55:55 PM  

Pocket Ninja: FlashHarry: that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.

Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2


Brilliant
 
2012-05-08 01:56:07 PM  

Pocket Ninja: FlashHarry: that's chump-change next to the koch brothers' $100 million.

Not really, when you consider that the mainstream MSM media is completely owned and controlled by liberals. Mathematically, it takes about 9.3 Koch Dollars (KD) to equal one Soros Dollar (SD) because of the liberal media's Amplification Effect (AE), as demonstrated in the equation below, which uses real numbers:

AE=SD*Maher2(+2*Maddow/Limbaugh)*NPR+*ACORN2


This would make much more sense if it were written on a chalkboard.

And you were crying.

/But the crying won't happen till November
//can't come fast enough
 
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