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		UN nuclear inspector in Iran killed in car crash. wink (foxnews.com)		25
		More: Misc, Iran, International Atomic Energy Agency, ISNA, Islamic Republic News Agency, car accidents, UN nuclear, spent fuel, uranium enrichment

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Dinobot		2012-05-08 12:29:56 PM

I guess Iran is just getting even since all their scientists have also died in mysterious crashes *wink*

CitizenTed		2012-05-08 01:04:25 PM

You should be more careful. Accidents will happen.

kbronsito		2012-05-08 01:38:12 PM

RIP Hans Brix

schattenteufel		2012-05-08 01:56:12 PM

Wanted for questioning

toraque		2012-05-08 02:06:08 PM

This is unsurprising considering what happened to me the other day. I was delivering a load of cesium to a university-I don't know what kind of isotope or radium or nucleus it was, I'm just a driver-and one of the scientists that signed for it had a thick Iranian accent. He apparently saw me drive into the parking lot and almost run over the university mascot, and told me I should be careful if I don't want to have an 'accident' only with his accent is sounded really ominous, like he was threatening me for almost plowing into Randy the Radioactive Goat. Anyway I kind of freaked out and dropped the cesium stuff, glowing crap went everywhere, and people started screaming and running all around. Then the FBI got called somehow and arrested the Iranian dude, and everyone who was involved had to get hosed down with some weird foam to get all the isotopes or whatever off. It wasn't much fun.

xxmedium		2012-05-08 02:06:40 PM

Do Iranians drive like UAE and Saudi drivers?

If so, Occam's razor might come into play here.

theorellior		2012-05-08 02:08:14 PM

Will this be the latest causus belli for FOX News? Or do UN inspectors not count as people because they didn't sign off on Bush's war?

Iniamyen1		2012-05-08 02:10:13 PM

No seatbelt, huh. Those nuke guys really like living on the edge.

johnsoninca		2012-05-08 02:10:45 PM

"You're a lucky man, Mr. Ok-Seok. *flips coin* He's not."

"Who?"

"Your driver."

Bruce Springsteen's Next Tour Stop		2012-05-08 02:13:48 PM

"...There's so many people to see
So many people you can check up on
And add to your collection
But they keep you hanging on
Until you're well hung
Your mouth is made up but your mind is undone

Accidents will happen
We only hit and run
He used to be your victim
Now you're not the only one

Accidents will happen
We only hit and run
I don't want to hear it
'Cause I know what I've done..."

BigNumber12		2012-05-08 02:17:39 PM

With some 26,000 casualties a year, Iran has one the world's highest per capita rates of road deaths. The rate is blamed on driver disregard of traffic rules

But Fark assured me that things like "laws" and "speed limits" are just fundraising tools, and all of our problems would be solved if we'd just allow drivers to use their best judgment. What the hell is going on here?

Migrating Coconut		2012-05-08 02:19:19 PM

At least it wasn't an accident like someone coming up on a motorcycle and sticking a bomb to the car, I hate that when that happens!

ironrat		2012-05-08 02:21:00 PM

Oh, magnets, however do they work.

buttery_shame_cave		2012-05-08 02:38:12 PM

they shouldna let that funny looking guy from the american embassy near their car.

/not saying that we'd do it to provoke things...
//but it wouldn't surprise me.

Ricardo Klement		2012-05-08 02:38:26 PM

The Israelis want war so much they're killing UN inspectors to keep them from proving Iran has no nukes.

/Don't try to look too closely at how any motive can exist for this, just go with it.

Odd Bird		2012-05-08 02:42:27 PM

BigNumber12: (FTA)With some 26,000 casualties a year, Iran has one the world's highest per capita rates of road deaths. The rate is blamed on driver disregard of traffic rules

But Fark assured me that things like "laws" and "speed limits" are just fundraising tools, and all of our problems would be solved if we'd just allow drivers to use their best judgment. What the hell is going on here?

0.3/10.0

That was so weak I'm not going to distinguish it by clicking the quote button.

Dupster		2012-05-08 02:44:37 PM

this sounds very Russian spy movie-ish... interesting.......

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-05-08 02:45:11 PM

So do I blame Iran or do I blame Israel? I get the two confused a lot lately.

Hobodeluxe		2012-05-08 02:53:30 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: So do I blame Iran or do I blame Israel? I get the two confused a lot lately.

Israel is good at killing people they don't like. The Mossad is everywhere. And they certainly don't want the inspectors to say anything that might make their imminent bombing raid seem unnecessary.

Antimatter		2012-05-08 03:31:15 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: So do I blame Iran or do I blame Israel? I get the two confused a lot lately.

Well, one is a nation filled with religious extremists, with a long history of violence. The other is (insert name here).

Unimpressed Man		2012-05-08 04:07:30 PM

Antimatter: TheShavingofOccam123: So do I blame Iran or do I blame Israel? I get the two confused a lot lately.

Well, one is a nation filled with religious extremists, with a long history of violence. The other is (too).

FTFI

Isildur		2012-05-08 04:40:01 PM

Hobodeluxe: TheShavingofOccam123: So do I blame Iran or do I blame Israel? I get the two confused a lot lately.

Israel is good at killing people they don't like. The Mossad is everywhere. And they certainly don't want the inspectors to say anything that might make their imminent bombing raid seem unnecessary.

Oh, FFS. The Iranians themselves said the driver lost control of the car. You don't think they'd be accusing Israel, if they thought that claim had any chance of sounding credible? Let me guess, in the version of the world in your deluded mind, the Mossad secretly controls Iran, too?

/there are Mossad agents in Iran, no doubt, but "The Mossad is everywhere"? *eyeroll*
//Better check under your bed
///again, that is.
////BOOGA BOOGA

jogiff		2012-05-08 04:54:02 PM

Odd Bird
Then I'll make up for it

BigNumber12: With some 26,000 casualties a year, Iran has one the world's highest per capita rates of road deaths. The rate is blamed on driver disregard of traffic rules

But Fark assured me that things like "laws" and "speed limits" are just fundraising tools, and all of our problems would be solved if we'd just allow drivers to use their best judgment. What the hell is going on here?

FARK, home of whiny, entitled conspiracy theorists who don't have the guts to admit that they're conspiracy theorists.

jogiff		2012-05-08 04:58:21 PM

Isildur: Let me guess, in the version of the world in your deluded mind, the Mossad secretly controls Iran, too?

Here's the thing. No matter how ridiculous the strawman you set up, the anti-Israel brigade will find a way to make it look relatively reasonable.

/I think my favorite claim in regards to the Mossad controlling Iran was that the Mossad carried out the Iranian Revolution in order to get them to attack Iraq