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(ABC2News Baltimore)   What mom really wants for Mother's Day -- an affair   (abc2news.com) divider line 13
    More: Interesting, Mother's Day, Ashley Madison, mom, visual routine  
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2012-05-08 02:33:19 PM  
3 votes:
Her: what are you giving me for mother's day, dear?

Him: some strange dick.

Her: oh, you're the best husband ever!

Him: what are you giving me for father's day?

Her: why a tie, of course, silly. Now I have to go microwave your dinner!
2012-05-08 03:46:47 PM  
2 votes:
Red Shoes!!! Them is cheatin' shoes

sharing.abc2news.com
2012-05-08 02:46:39 PM  
2 votes:
"They didn't buy me something. Time to be a whore!"


Totally justified IMO.
2012-05-08 02:30:40 PM  
2 votes:
What's with the photo choice for the article...

sharing.abc2news.com

Actually, probably what the average internet female's hand really looks like.
2012-05-08 02:24:18 PM  
2 votes:
Well written article. I am very impressed.
2012-05-08 02:23:46 PM  
2 votes:
I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...
2012-05-09 02:22:13 AM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

/oblig
2012-05-08 06:18:48 PM  
1 votes:
For the record, I'd like it to be known that I have never, EVER, cheated on my vibrator.
2012-05-08 06:15:16 PM  
1 votes:

Dogfacedgod: I love emptying my balls into married women. They are so grateful for some good cocking.


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2012-05-08 05:33:36 PM  
1 votes:

Dick Gozinya: It always amazes me what illogical crap women will use to justify their actions when it comes to cheating on a spouse or significant other.


In my opinion, the most dangerous thing about women is the ability to justify absolutely anything they do.
2012-05-08 04:03:43 PM  
1 votes:
I love emptying my balls into married women. They are so grateful for some good cocking.
2012-05-08 02:52:46 PM  
1 votes:
It always amazes me what illogical crap women will use to justify their actions when it comes to cheating on a spouse or significant other.
2012-05-08 02:42:23 PM  
1 votes:

ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...


Maybe you're not paying close enough attention? Well, that's what she told me anyway.
 
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