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(ABC2News Baltimore)   What mom really wants for Mother's Day -- an affair   (abc2news.com) divider line 55
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2012-05-08 02:22:19 PM
No kidding
 
2012-05-08 02:23:46 PM
I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...
 
2012-05-08 02:24:18 PM
Well written article. I am very impressed.
 
2012-05-08 02:26:55 PM
Yes please! And breakfast in bed. Thanks.
 
2012-05-08 02:27:33 PM

ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...


It is sad that it gets to the point where any sign of a sex drive would be a good sign.
 
2012-05-08 02:27:52 PM
Its Cougar bagging time!
 
2012-05-08 02:30:40 PM
What's with the photo choice for the article...

sharing.abc2news.com

Actually, probably what the average internet female's hand really looks like.
 
2012-05-08 02:30:46 PM

Lordserb: Well written article. I am very impressed.


AND it wasn't even an article about Mother's Day or cheating. It was an article about an article from Huffington Post. What have we become?
 
2012-05-08 02:31:59 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Lordserb: Well written article. I am very impressed.

AND it wasn't even an article about Mother's Day or cheating. It was an article about an article from Huffington Post. What have we become?


With poor grammar.
 
2012-05-08 02:33:19 PM
Her: what are you giving me for mother's day, dear?

Him: some strange dick.

Her: oh, you're the best husband ever!

Him: what are you giving me for father's day?

Her: why a tie, of course, silly. Now I have to go microwave your dinner!
 
2012-05-08 02:33:27 PM

ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...


A-farking-men!
 
2012-05-08 02:42:11 PM
original article

in case anyone cares
 
2012-05-08 02:42:23 PM

ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...


Maybe you're not paying close enough attention? Well, that's what she told me anyway.
 
2012-05-08 02:46:39 PM
"They didn't buy me something. Time to be a whore!"


Totally justified IMO.
 
2012-05-08 02:48:27 PM

bark_atda_moon: ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...

It is sad that it gets to the point where any sign of a sex drive would be a good sign.


This. And this.
 
2012-05-08 02:51:41 PM
Mothers want sex on Mother's day? ewwww
 
2012-05-08 02:52:46 PM
It always amazes me what illogical crap women will use to justify their actions when it comes to cheating on a spouse or significant other.
 
2012-05-08 02:52:56 PM

JackieRabbit: ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...

Maybe you're not paying close enough attention? Well, that's what she told me anyway.


Oh, hey. You left your heels right at the end of the bed and I damn killed myself tripping on them. How about a bit more attention to clean-up next time, okay?
 
2012-05-08 02:55:28 PM

Dick Gozinya: It always amazes me what illogical crap women will use to justify their actions when it comes to cheating on a spouse or significant other.


Don't worry. Most of the time we men never find out.
 
2012-05-08 02:59:34 PM
So what mom really wants is a cuckold?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-05-08 03:00:05 PM

ObscureNameHere: JackieRabbit: ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...

Maybe you're not paying close enough attention? Well, that's what she told me anyway.

Oh, hey. You left your heels right at the end of the bed and I damn killed myself tripping on them. How about a bit more attention to clean-up next time, okay?


Oh damn! She was supposed to hide those for me along with the fishnets, garters and the bustier I bought. I was hoping to surprise you with one of our special nights, when she goes out of town next.
 
2012-05-08 03:01:28 PM
Well, as we all know, being a mommy is the hardest job on the planet.

Maybe, at times in a mommy's life, partially driven by how passionate they feel about their families, they work far too hard and things happen that are not appropriate.
 
2012-05-08 03:04:18 PM

Dick Gozinya: It always amazes me what illogical crap women will use to justify their actions when it comes to cheating on a spouse or significant other.


I know. If they want to cheat, they should just cheat. If they get caught, they should just say they wanted to cheat. They found someone else attractive. They gave into an impulse. So what? A little honesty goes a long way.
 
2012-05-08 03:13:35 PM
 
2012-05-08 03:32:56 PM
Copyright 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

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2012-05-08 03:34:40 PM
the site is expensive! waste of time ... better off on POF or Match.com
 
2012-05-08 03:37:52 PM
so what's the flipside on Father's Day? Crappy tie disposal? High class porn? Maid service?
I'm just curious if there's any human who can call himself a man if he raises his expectation of receiving something on a holiday or birthday.
 
2012-05-08 03:38:22 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: bark_atda_moon: ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...

It is sad that it gets to the point where any sign of a sex drive would be a good sign.

This. And this.


So... why torture yourselves? Tell your wife she's real cool and shiat, but she can get bent and go find some other pussy. Be a good dad to any kids you're responsible for. Move the fark on. No?
 
2012-05-08 03:43:30 PM
Let her. At least someone will be farking in the house then.
 
2012-05-08 03:46:20 PM
When did Mother's Day turn into All Women Must Be Treated Like Princesses Day. I am not a mother. I sure as hell do not expect anything from my husband.

My mom only ever wanted simple things from us. When I was little a piece of crappy crayon artwork sufficed and when I got older doing all my chores without complaint, being nice to my sister, and helping cook meals was all she wanted. Now I make her bath products or knit her something. My friend was pissed off last year how she had been hinting to her husband she wanted this $100 ring from the store and all she got was a crappy macaroni necklace their two-year-old made. This year she blatantly told her husband he had better get her the earrings she wants or there will be a fight. REALLY?! Mother's Day is about your CHILD appreciating you. Your Anniversary is about your husband appreciating you. Learn the difference and for gawd's sake women of the planet need to learn appreciation doesn't have a $100+ price tag on it.

/For our first anniversary my husband made a dozen tissue paper roses and put them on green pipe cleaners
//Still have them in my office today and I love them
 
2012-05-08 03:46:47 PM
Red Shoes!!! Them is cheatin' shoes

sharing.abc2news.com
 
2012-05-08 03:59:55 PM

Mr Rusty Shackleford: Fuggin Bizzy: bark_atda_moon: ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...

It is sad that it gets to the point where any sign of a sex drive would be a good sign.

This. And this.

So... why torture yourselves? Tell your wife she's real cool and shiat, but she can get bent and go find some other pussy. Be a good dad to any kids you're responsible for. Move the fark on. No?


You don't know much about divorce, do you? Husbands get ass-raped in many states' divorce courts. Men with children get ass-raped in all states' divorce courts. This will happen even if she is he one cheating. Moving on is easy these days, but it is very expensive.
 
2012-05-08 04:00:42 PM

hailin: When did Mother's Day turn into All Women Must Be Treated Like Princesses Day. I am not a mother. I sure as hell do not expect anything from my husband.

My mom only ever wanted simple things from us. When I was little a piece of crappy crayon artwork sufficed and when I got older doing all my chores without complaint, being nice to my sister, and helping cook meals was all she wanted. Now I make her bath products or knit her something. My friend was pissed off last year how she had been hinting to her husband she wanted this $100 ring from the store and all she got was a crappy macaroni necklace their two-year-old made. This year she blatantly told her husband he had better get her the earrings she wants or there will be a fight. REALLY?! Mother's Day is about your CHILD appreciating you. Your Anniversary is about your husband appreciating you. Learn the difference and for gawd's sake women of the planet need to learn appreciation doesn't have a $100+ price tag on it.

/For our first anniversary my husband made a dozen tissue paper roses and put them on green pipe cleaners
//Still have them in my office today and I love them


Yeah, but what's your Ashley Madison handle? I'll send you a picture of my Commodore 64.
/I really don't know what that means. The tissue roses must have been cool.
 
2012-05-08 04:03:43 PM
I love emptying my balls into married women. They are so grateful for some good cocking.
 
2012-05-08 04:06:58 PM

Nana's Vibrator: so what's the flipside on Father's Day? Crappy tie disposal? High class porn? Maid service?
I'm just curious if there's any human who can call himself a man if he raises his expectation of receiving something on a holiday or birthday.


I once got a set of tupperware containers for Father's Day.
 
2012-05-08 04:18:47 PM

JackieRabbit: You don't know much about divorce, do you? Husbands get ass-raped in many states' divorce courts. Men with children get ass-raped in all states' divorce courts. This will happen even if she is he one cheating. Moving on is easy these days, but it is very expensive.


The money isn't everything. If the wife is a real piece of work, getting a decent amount of visitation from the courts can be arduous.
 
2012-05-08 04:35:11 PM

JackieRabbit: Mr Rusty Shackleford: Fuggin Bizzy: bark_atda_moon: ObscureNameHere: I wish my wife would hurry up and have an affair. Then I can started on all the retaliatory-affairs. Sheesh, not getting any younger here...

It is sad that it gets to the point where any sign of a sex drive would be a good sign.

This. And this.

So... why torture yourselves? Tell your wife she's real cool and shiat, but she can get bent and go find some other pussy. Be a good dad to any kids you're responsible for. Move the fark on. No?

You don't know much about divorce, do you? Husbands get ass-raped in many states' divorce courts. Men with children get ass-raped in all states' divorce courts. This will happen even if she is he one cheating. Moving on is easy these days, but it is very expensive.



Well, if it's that far gone that you can not even come to a mildly amicable solution such that one or both of you is exacting the full force of the courts... you're farked. You should've picked someone slightly saner.

Honestly though, if that was my fate... being legally coerced into all the downside of a marriage and no upside by an insane power hungry biatch, I'd disappear to mexico with $50k in cash and send some money for the kids from time to time.


But yeah, back to the original point... if you married a monster who is going to decimate you and use your kids against you... godspeed brother.
 
2012-05-08 04:40:53 PM
Let me get this straight -

A guy whose website is aimed at recruiting men (married and unmarried) to sign up and pay money to meet married women who are looking to cheat on their husbands is claiming that his number of female subscribers goes up after a certain holiday. He backs this up with?????? His word. Trust him, he's not saying this to entice more men to join in the hopes of meeting a married woman, is he?

Let's not forget that pretty much everybody who has ever tried the site has gone to the internet to biatch about how there are no real women on the site. Let's not also forget that there have been people who worked there that have claimed they were the "voice" behind hundreds of fake female subscribers. And let's not forget how Ashley Madison games the SEO so you can't readily google negative things about them.

I've read all the shiat - this guy is a scammer and married chumps dump tons of cash to receive emails from women who do not exist. It's amazing the blogger from HufPo doesn't ask for citation of stated of fact.

Bottom line - getting laid is never going to be as easy as a $50 membership to a website. And the guy who owns that website is good at tricking morons like you into believing the opposite. He gets free advertising, you get busted trying to cheat on your wife. Great call.
 
2012-05-08 04:52:00 PM
I live to serve their needs. It seems women love to fark me the problem is they tend to be married.
 
2012-05-08 05:22:07 PM

hailin: When did ....... [edit for brevity] .......

/For our first anniversary my husband made a dozen tissue paper roses and put them on green pipe cleaners
//Still have them in my office today and I love them




I'm gonna steal his idea. But then again I'm single, so that's like stealing a freely available pic off of wikipedia.
 
2012-05-08 05:33:36 PM

Dick Gozinya: It always amazes me what illogical crap women will use to justify their actions when it comes to cheating on a spouse or significant other.


In my opinion, the most dangerous thing about women is the ability to justify absolutely anything they do.
 
2012-05-08 05:34:54 PM
For years I did my best to get my (ex)wife something good on both her birthday and mother's day. For example, because she had told me she had always wished she could play the piano, I worked a shiat-load of overtime so I could afford to get her a high end electronic piano (our apartment didn't have room for a real piano) and arranged for weekly lessons. Her reaction was "meh". I really did try. I thought getting the same old jewelry every year was too mundane.

What did I get for father's day? Nada. Squat. Zilch. Zip. Hell, her and my stepdaughter never even remembered father's day.

As for women not being happy with how their spouses treat them on that day. How about you stop expecting us to read your farking mind, especially since what you really want will change from day to day, anyway.
 
2012-05-08 06:15:16 PM

Dogfacedgod: I love emptying my balls into married women. They are so grateful for some good cocking.


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2012-05-08 06:18:48 PM
For the record, I'd like it to be known that I have never, EVER, cheated on my vibrator.
 
2012-05-08 07:22:48 PM

indeebud: For the record, I'd like it to be known that I have never, EVER, cheated on my vibrator.


My vibrator died this year. I remember thinking that it was the end of my longest sexual relationship.

\RIP Buzz
 
2012-05-08 08:03:09 PM

indeebud: Dogfacedgod: I love emptying my balls into married women. They are so grateful for some good cocking.



I can already tell you're the type of broad who loves bad boys I am not sure where you live, but if it is in a state I visit regularly, and you're at least a 6 or a preferably 7, we can make this happen. I will enjoy making you climb the walls till you want to black out. Typically, I go after women who don't play these little games, and also have money to spend on weekend getaways out of country, but sometimes I need to get my batting practice in. I love giving ladies like you, who pretend to hate guys like me, the best fark they ever had. No strings attached is my only rule.
 
2012-05-08 08:06:38 PM
ok, its called Mother's Day, not wive's day.

Wive's day is Valentine's Day, birthday, Christmas, etc...
 
2012-05-08 08:15:47 PM

thrgd456: ok, its called Mother's Day, not wive's day.

Wive's day is Valentine's Day, birthday, Christmas, etc...


Go ahead and ignore mother's day. I dare ya.
 
2012-05-08 09:32:09 PM
I don't believe one word or statistic that this Ashley Madison site puts out. It reeks of stupid publicity for their idiotic service.
 
2012-05-08 10:03:56 PM
One year my ex-wife wanted a $400 leather coat and I found it went on sale for say $275 so I bought it online and said here's your present. What does she do? She adds the balance of 400 plus in clothes to the order!!!! What did I get for fathers day???? A farking poem maybe 8 lines long. Biatch never put any thought into a present in her life. At least my daughter gets me small gifts I'll use like Bruins shirts or hats, and she's only 10.
 
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