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(Huffington Post)   Details of Helen Keller's secret love life revealed. I did not see that coming   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 122
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2012-05-08 12:08:11 PM  
It's all there, in her diary.
 
2012-05-08 12:08:12 PM  
Neither did she.
 
jvl
2012-05-08 12:08:31 PM  
Secret love life? How big was that attic?
 
2012-05-08 12:08:35 PM  
Well, she did have a lot of time on her hands while she was hiding in the attic.
 
2012-05-08 12:08:39 PM  
Hey, subby! Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse?

Neither did she.
 
2012-05-08 12:08:56 PM  
that headline made me laugh my hands off.
 
2012-05-08 12:09:14 PM  

Flappyhead: Neither did she.


You magnificent bastard.
 
kgf
2012-05-08 12:09:22 PM  
+2 Subby. And a golf clap
 
2012-05-08 12:09:45 PM  
She jilled off with one hand and moaned with the other.. who hasn't already heard that joke?
 
jvl
2012-05-08 12:09:48 PM  

Jake Leg: Well, she did have a lot of time on her hands while she was hiding in the attic.


Four second win! Who da man?
 
2012-05-08 12:10:16 PM  
Being blind and deaf would help my love life.. since I wouldn't have to look at her 300lbs fat ass while she talks shiat to me.
 
2012-05-08 12:10:19 PM  

SurfaceTension: [pedoshack.com image 150x245]

Dude, she's 14!


www.allmystery.de

/"pedo" does not mean what you think it means
 
2012-05-08 12:10:19 PM  
As many times as the Anne Frank/Helen Keller thread comes up I never grow tired of it.
 
2012-05-08 12:10:41 PM  
You really had to hand it to her.
 
2012-05-08 12:11:02 PM  
Makes sense. They say love is blind. I guess it can be deaf and dumb too.
 
2012-05-08 12:11:36 PM  
I bet she gave great handjobs.
 
2012-05-08 12:11:36 PM  

Flappyhead: Neither did she.


busy chillin': that headline made me laugh my hands off.



(claps) (frenetic nodding) (claps)
 
2012-05-08 12:11:41 PM  
The plunger in the toilet proposed to her?
 
2012-05-08 12:11:56 PM  
I heard they found the wreckage of her plane on an island in the South Pacific.
 
2012-05-08 12:12:08 PM  
www.clerks2.com
 
2012-05-08 12:12:29 PM  
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat
And called it "mmmmmaaaaaaafraaaaa"
 
2012-05-08 12:13:27 PM  
I always figured she could take care of her needs herself, what with her practiced digital dexterity and being relatively unaware of societal disapproval of masturbation.
 
2012-05-08 12:14:53 PM  
I hear her poor lover died of radiation poisoning, too.
 
2012-05-08 12:14:55 PM  
best handjobs in history
 
2012-05-08 12:15:11 PM  
I wonder how many times someone walked in on her 'double-clicking her mouse' and she had no idea.


/oops! Backs slowly out of the room....
 
2012-05-08 12:15:23 PM  
Coming? What was he, a miracle worker?
 
2012-05-08 12:16:28 PM  
Also, what do you expect when her first comprehension of the outside world involved a vigorous pumping motion following by an unexpected gush?
 
2012-05-08 12:17:01 PM  

Okieboy: I wonder how many times someone walked in on her 'double-clicking her mouse' and she had no idea.


/oops! Backs slowly out of the room....


Eh, not like you're gonna startle her. Or bother her at all. Might as well stay for the show.
 
2012-05-08 12:17:13 PM  
Yeah, but she sure played a mean pinball.
 
2012-05-08 12:17:29 PM  
I hope this isn't about that band of mountain gorillas she spent so much time with.

/how do you sign 'Do not want' in Jewish?
 
2012-05-08 12:20:36 PM  
Not gonna lie, if I was blind and deaf, I never would've made it out of puberty. With no other outlet, I'd've whacked myself to death by dehydration.
 
2012-05-08 12:20:43 PM  
I thought it was common knowledge she had something going with the navigator.
 
2012-05-08 12:20:52 PM  
This was probably for the best. I mean, have you ever heard deaf people having sex? I have. I had a neighbor who was deaf. Nice guy, but he had absolutely no idea that when he had a girl over they sounded like upset Wookiees singing in the shower.
 
2012-05-08 12:21:22 PM  

bugmn99: I hope this isn't about that band of mountain gorillas she spent so much time with.

/how do you sign 'Do not want' in Jewish?


static.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-05-08 12:23:22 PM  
Headline. Priceless.
 
2012-05-08 12:23:33 PM  
That has to be one shiny door knob.
 
2012-05-08 12:24:15 PM  

cleveoh: Yeah, but she sure played a mean pinball.


jeffhurtblog.com

How did she keep the machine quiet in the attic?
 
2012-05-08 12:28:30 PM  
Was her lover's name Dee Snyder?

/girls rock your boys!
 
2012-05-08 12:28:55 PM  
www.ushistory.org

"We could masturbate each other right now and she'd be none the wiser."
 
2012-05-08 12:29:07 PM  
You'd hit it:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-08 12:29:47 PM  
Way to run a book ad as a news story, douchebags. "Hey, did you know that there's one paragraph in one source I saw that said Helen Keller hooked up with a journalist while her teacher was sick? I spun that bullshiat out into a crappy romance novel, why don't you buy it?"


If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it the Fourth Sense?
 
2012-05-08 12:32:10 PM  
Technically, was she giving a hand job and oral at the same time?

/nice!
 
2012-05-08 12:32:38 PM  

freetomato: You really had to hand it to her.


I see what you did there.
 
2012-05-08 12:33:12 PM  
FTA
One time, at Radcliffe, a handsome young man was assigned to proctor Helen's exam. Her mother had him replaced.

What would it matter if he was handsome? Not like she could tell what he looked like...
 
2012-05-08 12:34:40 PM  
What's she doing to Ike?

www.dailyhistory.net
 
2012-05-08 12:34:43 PM  

PYROY: [www.ushistory.org image 600x399]

"We could masturbate each other right now and she'd be none the wiser."


You gonna come help me clean up this fried rice I just spat all over my desk?
 
2012-05-08 12:35:09 PM  
in case anyone DNRTFA, ill summarize it for you:

BUY MY BOOK!
 
2012-05-08 12:35:23 PM  

moops: What's she doing to Ike?

[www.dailyhistory.net image 400x400]


"What did the hand say to the face?"
 
2012-05-08 12:36:12 PM  
I have to admit the thought of intimacy without distraction by other senses is rather...

oh...

nvmd
 
2012-05-08 12:36:57 PM  
Why did her dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was "MRAAAAFAAARAAMAMAAAA"
 
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