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(Fox News)   Nebraska man officially changes his name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex." With helpful picture of what he may now look like   (foxnews.com) divider line 4
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2012-05-08 03:13:51 PM
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2012-05-08 03:09:59 PM
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Max Power is better
2012-05-08 02:59:34 PM
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As long as he wears something that prevents roundhouse kicks to the face
2012-05-08 02:55:48 PM
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When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a farking dinosaur and get a job".
 
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