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(Huffington Post)   The Pentagon didn't cooperate with The Avengers production because they didn't want to be subordinate to S.H.I.E.L.D.. No, seriously   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 95
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2012-05-08 02:55:00 PM
Wayne 985: I don't care one way or another, but I think the difference is that a demi-god is pure fiction while the Pentagon is very real and worries about its image in everyday life.

I may be thinking about the wrong movie, but I seem to recall that the military helped with the movie "Broken Arrow" only after the movie makers agreed that, once he was shown to be behind the plot, the John Travolta character stripped off his uniform and never put it on again.
 
2012-05-08 03:00:40 PM
Babwa Wawa: The military answers to the President - an elected official. This is at the heart of their mandate, and it's the key to what separates them from mercenaries.

I thought the military's allegiance to the Constitution, and not the fact that it answers to the person of the President, was what made the military different from mercenaries. By your definition, the President could order the Pentagon to do whatever SHIELD asks of them, and they'd do it.

// Of course, the Pentagon is also cool with using mercenaries private contractors ...
 
2012-05-08 03:12:49 PM
SHIELD? You mean the Society for Halfwit Imbeciles Enjoying.... hold on... Limp Dicks?

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2012-05-08 03:13:00 PM
Eirik: John Travolta...stripped off his uniform

Been a lot of that going around lately.
 
2012-05-08 03:27:27 PM
They claim "lack of realism" when they really mean "an insult to our authority and prestige". The military has a policy of not cooperating with films that show it in a poor light, which is fair enough.
 
2012-05-08 03:31:26 PM
HailRobonia: SHIELD? You mean the Society for Halfwit Imbeciles Enjoying.... hold on... Limp Dicks?

[coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]


Phrasing!
 
2012-05-08 03:48:33 PM
bifford: They claim "lack of realism" when they really mean "an insult to our authority and prestige". The military has a policy of not cooperating with films that show it in a poor light, which is fair enough.

I think more along the lines of "we'd never nuke Manhatten".
 
2012-05-08 03:59:40 PM
Wayne 985: I don't care one way or another, but I think the difference is that a demi-god is pure fiction while the Pentagon is very real and worries about its image in everyday life.

If they acted like decent human beings they wouldn't have to
 
2012-05-08 04:10:32 PM
www3.pictures.zimbio.com

LEON PANETTA SMASH!
 
2012-05-08 04:17:46 PM
Mi-go amigo: I thought the military's allegiance to the Constitution, and not the fact that it answers to the person of the President, was what made the military different from mercenaries. By your definition, the President could order the Pentagon to do whatever SHIELD asks of them, and they'd do it.

// Of course, the Pentagon is also cool with using mercenaries private contractors ...


I wrote "answer to", not "allegiance". You can't take orders from the Constitution. The salient point is that the person at the top of the chain of command is elected by the people.

ANyway, it makes sense that the pentagon wouldn't allow the use of real uniforms in this movie, because it shows their organization in a negative light. Just like George Lucas might not allow Yoda to appear in The Apprentice.
 
2012-05-08 04:19:10 PM
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2012-05-08 04:21:12 PM
This would have been a big problem 20 years ago, but with the quality of today's CGI it is not that big of a deal.
 
2012-05-08 04:22:09 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img252.imageshack.us image 280x419]

I would gladly be subordinate to her .

My dear lord.


Sweet god, yes.

Way hotter than Scar Jo

/come at me, bro
 
2012-05-08 04:22:56 PM
Babwa Wawa: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Babwa Wawa: I don't have issue with -a- military being protrayed as answerable to some cabal, but I would have an issue with the US military lending its IP to a movie where they're protrayed as knowingly answerable to anyone but the President.

You know I posted a hot woman in a uniform right? Why u gotta be all serious and stuff?

Hehe. Just saying I understand why US military wouldn't allow the producers to use their uniforms in the movie is all.


Don't get too worked up over it. It's just a movie. And it's free advertising for the military.
 
2012-05-08 04:23:35 PM
The Pentagon probably just didn't want to field a bunch of calls from idiots who think it's real-kinda like NASA had to do with some other movie recently.
 
2012-05-08 04:25:23 PM
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2012-05-08 04:26:37 PM
Jenny Agutter was also in the shadowy council. I have no issues in taking orders from Jessica Six. Her encounter with Box was seared into my childhood memories and many kittens were killed.
 
2012-05-08 04:45:36 PM
Blathering Idjut: Call me old fashioned but maybe the military shouldn't be providing assistance to ANY film production. I think they have better things to do.

Actually, showing up in movies as badass soldiers with kickass equipment is one of the best weapons of the US Armed Forces.

Movies are a cultural weapon. People abroad watch them and think "jeez, maybe they're really that badass". It has a verifiable effect as a deterrent for violence against the States.

Propaganda.
 
2012-05-08 04:49:04 PM
rocky_howard: Blathering Idjut: Call me old fashioned but maybe the military shouldn't be providing assistance to ANY film production. I think they have better things to do.

Actually, showing up in movies as badass soldiers with kickass equipment is one of the best weapons of the US Armed Forces.

Movies are a cultural weapon. People abroad watch them and think "jeez, maybe they're really that badass". It has a verifiable effect as a deterrent for violence against the States.

Propaganda.


Wait until they find out we have a Hulk!
 
2012-05-08 04:55:39 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Babwa Wawa: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Babwa Wawa: I don't have issue with -a- military being protrayed as answerable to some cabal, but I would have an issue with the US military lending its IP to a movie where they're protrayed as knowingly answerable to anyone but the President.

You know I posted a hot woman in a uniform right? Why u gotta be all serious and stuff?

Hehe. Just saying I understand why US military wouldn't allow the producers to use their uniforms in the movie is all.

Don't get too worked up over it. It's just a movie. And it's free advertising for the military.


Who's getting worked up?
 
2012-05-08 05:16:56 PM
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Am I the only one who thought that the shadow organization looked bizarrely like Gendo talking with the shadow organization in Eva? That was a really creepy moment in Avengers, and I honestly would not have been surprised if an Eva unit had shown up after that.

Quick and Dirty, but yeah, you're not the only one.

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2012-05-08 05:23:30 PM
Lipspinach: Wayne 985: I don't care one way or another, but I think the difference is that a demi-god is pure fiction while the Pentagon is very real and worries about its image in everyday life.

If they acted like decent human beings they wouldn't have to


What is the Pentagon doing wrong?
 
2012-05-08 05:24:58 PM
Babwa Wawa: I wrote "answer to", not "allegiance". You can't take orders from the Constitution. The salient point is that the person at the top of the chain of command is elected by the people.

IMHO, the salient point is that, in theory, if the person at the top of the chain of command gives an unconstitutional order, the military is bound by oath to disobey it. If the military only answered to the President, s/he would have full authority to hand nuclear launch powers over to a secret, unelected multinational entity.

The people are fully capable of electing a would-be dictator.
 
2012-05-08 05:34:47 PM
Mi-go amigo: Babwa Wawa: I wrote "answer to", not "allegiance". You can't take orders from the Constitution. The salient point is that the person at the top of the chain of command is elected by the people.

IMHO, the salient point is that, in theory, if the person at the top of the chain of command gives an unconstitutional order, the military is bound by oath to disobey it. If the military only answered to the President, s/he would have full authority to hand nuclear launch powers over to a secret, unelected multinational entity.

The people are fully capable of electing a would-be dictator.


Fair enough. At the same time, I can see why the pentagon might have issues with the Avengers story line. In that case, neither the chain of command is broken AND the military isn't upholding the constitution.

"Join the Air Force and get used by a nefarious cabal! Nuke Americans!"

That's just not good advertising.

It is, however, a good story.
 
2012-05-08 05:38:26 PM
It's sad that I have to agree with the Pentagon, people do not separate fantasy from reality well. You have to control how you are seen in fiction because people just take it as fact consciously or subconsciously.
 
2012-05-08 05:55:16 PM
Beluga Heights: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img252.imageshack.us image 280x419]

I would gladly be subordinate to her .

My dear lord.

Sweet god, yes.

Way hotter than Scar Jo

/come at me, bro



Did you see Gweneth Paltrow in those daisy dukes all barefoot and sexy? Hooly motherfarkin' A.

SHIELD chick was hot, but Pepper Potts was my favorite from that movie. Black Widow wasn't bad either... but still no Pepper Potts.
 
2012-05-08 06:14:28 PM
mongbiohazard: Beluga Heights: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img252.imageshack.us image 280x419]

I would gladly be subordinate to her .

My dear lord.

Sweet god, yes.

Way hotter than Scar Jo

/come at me, bro


Did you see Gweneth Paltrow in those daisy dukes all barefoot and sexy? Hooly motherfarkin' A.

SHIELD chick was hot, but Pepper Potts was my favorite from that movie. Black Widow wasn't bad either... but still no Pepper Potts.


Well. Yes I did. And here's the thing, I hate arguing about this because we're both right. What affects my judgment is I've wanted Cobie Smulder's shiat since HIMYM. I would do things to her (and allow her to do things to me) that I would describe as, to borrow a phrase, thrillingly rotten.
 
2012-05-08 06:18:47 PM
Beluga Heights: Well. Yes I did. And here's the thing, I hate arguing about this because we're both right. What affects my judgment is I've wanted Cobie Smulder's shiat since HIMYM. I would do things to her (and allow her to do things to me) that I would describe as, to borrow a phrase, thrillingly rotten.


Whoever wins, we both lose.... a box of tissues.
 
2012-05-08 06:23:19 PM
Irving Maimway: Jenny Agutter was also in the shadowy council. I have no issues in taking orders from Jessica Six. Her encounter with Box was seared into my childhood memories and many kittens were killed.

Walkabout was on TV the other day.

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW

/Won't somebody think of the kittens?
//First saw that film aged round about 14-ish.
///At school, in English class, as we were studying the novel.
////I wonder if modern British schools are as relaxed about showing snowflakes nudity.
//Seem to recall that Polanski's MacBeth, another film we watched in English class, had a naked Lady MacBeth at one point too.
 
2012-05-08 07:01:05 PM
Duh.
www.jesus-is-savior.com
 
2012-05-08 08:02:27 PM
www.infamouskidd.com

But I ignored their decision because it was a stupid farking decision
 
2012-05-08 08:04:11 PM
Digitalstrange: [www.infamouskidd.com image 538x424]

But I ignored their decision because it was a stupid farking decision


"Stupid-ass decision."
 
2012-05-08 09:06:58 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Apparently SHIELD answers to a council of shadowy senators that don't hesitate to nuke Manhattan.

Senators? I thought one of them was a Koch Brother.
 
2012-05-08 09:32:41 PM
FTA: "The Pentagon decided to stop cooperating with "Marvel's The Avengers" because the film seemed too unrealistic, Wired reports."

NO, REALLY?
 
2012-05-08 10:47:35 PM
Anyone seen these Avengers?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-08 11:40:49 PM
Diogenes: Babwa Wawa: Diogenes: Their concerns about realism seem highly imbalanced.

Sadly, even science fiction movies have a very real effect on how people perceive the military. The military answers to the President - an elected official. This is at the heart of their mandate, and it's the key to what separates them from mercenaries. I agree with their thinking.

I'm not snarking at you when I say this but: I don't really care. It didn't have an apparent affect on the quality of the movie and that's all I really care about.


Some people will just say "See, this is the real organization that controls the USA!" I understand how stupid it sounds since opening a portal to some other planet to help battle a guy in an iron suit, a man who turns green, a son of a god, a fake super soldier, etc..... is so fake in the normal state we all live in, buuuuuuuuuuuut in crazy town this would be considered just a huge mock movie of the real SHIELd who controls our government.

Its all moronic but when dealing with politics I am used to deciphering the moronicism.

Did I just make up a new word? Add it to the calender!
 
2012-05-08 11:55:59 PM
Diogenes: Their concerns about realism seem highly imbalanced.

Not really. The Pentagon liaison isn't passing judgment on the realism of the overall story, only the Pentagon's role in it. In reality, the DoD works for the U.S. government. As long as it is portrayed in this manner, they have no problem with helping in the defense against alien invaders or transformers or whatever. But when you put it out there that the DoD reports to an organization like SHIELD, then they'll back away from supporting it. They're not censoring anything, and they're not blocking the production of the movie. They're just not providing their support. That's their prerogative.

The Pentagon doesn't mind helping out when (1) resources allow for it, (2) it portrays DoD in a favorable light, and (3) it has some potential recruitment value. In the context of the SHIELD relationship, the Pentagon simply didn't see that their role in the story was being depicted in a realistic enough manner to warrant expending the resources and providing the assistance. It's pretty straightforward, really, and it's certainly consistent with previous choices they've made about supporting movie projects.
 
2012-05-09 12:21:19 AM
The DOD's reticence to being involved had absolutely nothing to do with the "realism" or lack thereof of the Avengers movie. It was all about who was depicted to be "large and in-charge." Think about it... the Transformers movies, Battleship, the Stargate TV franchise, etc., all depict the US Military as being subject to no entity other than the US Government. S.H.I.E.L.D. on the other hand was set up to be an international organization in the original classic comic series (even though the acronym in the movie stands for "Strategic HOMELAND Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, which implies that it is specifically an entity of the US). Taken in that context, the DOD's objection makes perfect sense.
 
2012-05-09 01:40:58 AM
But what about SWORD? Who gets final say during a big alien invasion? SHIELD or SWORD?
 
2012-05-09 03:51:02 AM
lisarenee3505: The DOD's reticence to being involved had absolutely nothing to do with the "realism" or lack thereof of the Avengers movie. It was all about who was depicted to be "large and in-charge." Think about it... the Transformers movies, Battleship, the Stargate TV franchise, etc., all depict the US Military as being subject to no entity other than the US Government. S.H.I.E.L.D. on the other hand was set up to be an international organization in the original classic comic series (even though the acronym in the movie stands for "Strategic HOMELAND Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, which implies that it is specifically an entity of the US). Taken in that context, the DOD's objection makes perfect sense.

Yeah but it wasn't always.
From the wiki: "The acronym originally stood for Supreme Headquarters, International Espionage, Law-Enforcement Division. It was changed in 1991 to Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate. Within the various films set within the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the acronym stands for Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."
 
2012-05-09 11:09:27 AM
It seems to me that SHIELD is simply the Department of Homeland Security that's been Hulkified.
 
2012-05-09 11:52:52 AM
Babwa Wawa: I can see why the pentagon might have issues with the Avengers story line. In that case, neither the chain of command is broken AND the military isn't upholding the constitution.

"Join the Air Force and get used by a nefarious cabal! Nuke Americans!"

That's just not good advertising.

It is, however, a good story.


Agreed on all points.
 
2012-05-09 02:14:53 PM
scottydoesntknow: It's simple, the Pentagon didn't like being somebody's biatch. In Iron Man, SHIELD was just a vague organization with no ties to anyone. In Avengers, SHIELD (and their leaders) have the ability to call nuclear strikes on populated American cities.

And this pisses me off the most, the time frame between Iron Man and Avengers is very narrow, maybe a few years yet they get all those nice toys in that amount of time? I know you aren't supposed to think that hard about it but it still bugs me.
 
2012-05-10 03:53:31 AM
Trocadero: But what about SWORD? Who gets final say during a big alien invasion? SHIELD or SWORD?

OBAMA
 
2012-05-10 04:19:13 AM
Babwa Wawa: ANyway, it makes sense that the pentagon wouldn't allow the use of real uniforms in this movie, because it shows their organization in a negative light. Just like George Lucas might not allow Yoda to appear in The Apprentice.

Let's make sure to stress this word.
 
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