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(Daily Star)   Rihanna offered millions to appear nude in Playboy   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 73
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2012-05-08 09:41:39 AM
I hate to say "meh" but.. is there anyone that hasn't already Googled her cell phone photos?
 
2012-05-08 09:43:48 AM

Kyro: I hate to say "meh" but.. is there anyone that hasn't already Googled her cell phone photos?


Not I.. There is so much porn available out there who needs to look at some celebrity. Much better looking ass out on the interwebs..
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-05-08 10:20:34 AM
At least there no one will have to hear her craptastic music.
 
2012-05-08 10:22:03 AM

xynix: Kyro: I hate to say "meh" but.. is there anyone that hasn't already Googled her cell phone photos?

Not I.. There is so much porn available out there who needs to look at some celebrity. Much better looking ass out on the interwebs..


That is the thing though... celebrities (that already don't have leaked sex tapes or cell phone photos) are about the only thing Playboy can make an argument for looking at them vs. the vast porno wasteland of the internet.

Other than that, all Playboy has is some occasionally good articles, and the value of the "brand/logo", which is also not going up year after year either. The youth of today don't look at Playboy as some sort of "standard barer" of the nude female form like even 15-20 years ago. The internet has pretty much killed that aspect of their business, which diminishes the power/value of the company overall.

And once Hef dies, it will really fall off the cliff. I mean, he is essentially the equivalent of a living mascot for Playboy at this point... him and the "Mansion" is still something even celebrities today talk about "Hey, I was at the Playboy Mansion, partying with Hef!". Once Hef is gone, nobody is going to care about that.
 
2012-05-08 11:01:36 AM
Playboy: Alien Edition
 
2012-05-08 12:23:53 PM
Rihanna offered millions to appear nude in Playboy

Playboy should have taken her money then, and done the shoot.
 
2012-05-08 12:24:59 PM
I can use my magical imagination to extrapolate what her lil bewbies look like, but her juicy caboosey is most relevant.
 
2012-05-08 12:25:47 PM
Does she have that much money to spare?
 
2012-05-08 12:26:11 PM
That's awesome. I'll search for the leaked images online when that happens.
 
2012-05-08 12:27:15 PM
"Nude" meaning airbrushed beyond recognition and no frontal. She probably shows more on her videos than she'd have to show in the magazine.
 
2012-05-08 12:27:41 PM
Yeah, already saw what I needed from her cell phone. I too say, "meh"
 
2012-05-08 12:31:57 PM
Is that all it takes to make the news? Offering money to big celebrities to pose nude?

I hereby request that Mitt Romney pose nude. In return, I am prepared to offer him five dollars. Am I on the news yet?
 
2012-05-08 12:33:27 PM

cetacei: "Nude" meaning airbrushed beyond recognition and no frontal. She probably shows more on her videos than she'd have to show in the magazine.


THIS

/remembers when "nude" meant something.
//and by something, I mean beaver
 
2012-05-08 12:41:42 PM
Battleship was much better than I thought it'd be though she didn't really bring anything to it.
 
2012-05-08 12:47:25 PM
Wow. Yall are some jaded motherfarkers.

I hate to sound like I am old, but I remember when pr0n was preciously hard to come by, and am old.
 
2012-05-08 12:50:43 PM

farkeruk: cetacei: "Nude" meaning airbrushed beyond recognition and no frontal. She probably shows more on her videos than she'd have to show in the magazine.

THIS

/remembers when "nude" meant something.
//and by something, I mean beaver


At least you know it's them. Playmates these days don't even look human.
 
2012-05-08 12:51:15 PM

proteon: Battleship was much better than I thought it'd be though she didn't really bring anything to it.


wait I thought that wasn't out for like 2 weeks.
 
2012-05-08 12:56:29 PM
Eh call us when she is doing some hardcore porn
 
2012-05-08 12:57:46 PM
www.moviefancentral.com
 
2012-05-08 01:02:48 PM
NO.
 
2012-05-08 01:04:06 PM
Dat nose
 
2012-05-08 01:07:29 PM
It's a sad state when a woman wants to show the word what she looks like naked, and all you bunch of perma-virgins and chronic masturbaters can do is farkin complain.
 
2012-05-08 01:10:22 PM
Well, Playboy is the one source that can airbrush out all of the bruises
 
2012-05-08 01:10:34 PM

cetacei: "Nude" meaning airbrushed beyond recognition and no frontal. She probably shows more on her videos than she'd have to show in the magazine.


Have to airbrush. The makeup wouldn't completely cover the bruises.
 
2012-05-08 01:15:03 PM
I hope this means her music career is over.
 
2012-05-08 01:17:29 PM
Done in 2!

Get scarlet Jo to pose then I'll try and give a boner about it.
 
2012-05-08 01:17:31 PM

bel4sucks: It's a sad state when a woman wants to show the word what she looks like naked, and all you bunch of perma-virgins and chronic masturbaters can do is farkin complain.


Chronic? No... I'm on a doctor prescribed schedule.
 
2012-05-08 01:19:07 PM

bel4sucks: It's a sad state when a woman wants to show the word what she looks like naked, and all you bunch of perma-virgins and chronic masturbaters can do is farkin complain.


You sound fat (and incapable of finding your dick to jerk off).
 
2012-05-08 01:20:05 PM
Strangely I do not have a problem with this.
 
2012-05-08 01:22:16 PM

dletter: "standard barer"


That was either really clever or a very serendipitous error.
 
2012-05-08 01:26:22 PM
We found muff in a hopeless place?
 
2012-05-08 01:33:33 PM
Can they give her the money up-front? Then she can use it to get some boobs before we see her naked. I have no interest in seeing a naked 12 year old boy with a vagina.
 
2012-05-08 01:35:21 PM
Just substitute Lavish Styles, she has a better body anyway.
 
2012-05-08 01:50:37 PM
Come on, no one is interested in Rihanna. The world is waiting for Octo-porn to hit the tubes.

www.hindustantimes.com
 
2012-05-08 01:51:02 PM

theesir: Can they give her the money up-front? Then she can use it to get some boobs before we see her naked. I have no interest in seeing a naked 12 year old boy with a vagina.


accidentalsexiness.files.wordpress.com

If that is a 12 yr old boy, I'm joining the priesthood.
 
2012-05-08 01:52:35 PM

theesir: Can they give her the money up-front? Then she can use it to get some boobs before we see her naked. I have no interest in seeing a naked 12 year old boy with a vagina.


Just not the same interest as seeing a naked 12 year old boy with a peen?
 
2012-05-08 01:59:06 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Come on, no one is interested in Rihanna. The world is waiting for Octo-porn to hit the tubes.

[www.hindustantimes.com image 430x430]


God, she looks like Mini Driver's ugly sister.
 
2012-05-08 02:02:46 PM
Hey look! A black woman who isn't obese. You see one every once in awhile.
 
2012-05-08 02:07:08 PM
12 year old femboy...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-08 02:13:03 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Come on, no one is interested in Rihanna. The world is waiting for Octo-porn to hit the tubes.

[www.hindustantimes.com image 430x430]


When ever I see that picture all I hear in my mind is a suction pump and gurgling.
 
2012-05-08 02:14:08 PM

bel4sucks: It's a sad state when a woman wants to show the word what she looks like naked, and all you bunch of perma-virgins and chronic masturbaters can do is farkin complain.


Yeah, this thread got heterophobic real quick.
 
2012-05-08 02:15:07 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Come on, no one is interested in Rihanna. The world is waiting for Octo-porn to hit the tubes.

[www.hindustantimes.com image 430x430]


Ugh!

AVG, I used to think you were cool but then you go and post something like that.
 
2012-05-08 02:20:52 PM
I've said this before and I'll say it again.

The woman has a divine ass, but no boobs to speak of. It's a shame. Here's to hoping all the Playboy shots will be from behind.
 
2012-05-08 02:22:00 PM

theesir: 12 year old femboy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x596]


Fuhk but you seem like an imbecile. Yeah, she should have foreign objects stuffed under her skin to make the grade to gain the approval of some swollen neckbeard like yourself.
 
2012-05-08 02:38:16 PM

Rubber Biscuit: theesir: 12 year old femboy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x596]

Fuhk but you seem like an imbecile. Yeah, she should have foreign objects stuffed under her skin to make the grade to gain the approval of some swollen neckbeard like yourself.


t.qkme.me
 
2012-05-08 02:42:02 PM
Hear that Lindsay?
Millions, with an 's'
 
2012-05-08 03:27:25 PM
Millions for a few photos?

She can't beat that.
 
2012-05-08 03:41:56 PM
I love me some boobies. Perhaps a-typically, however, I generally prefer the smaller ones like Ms. Fenty's darling little headlights. They stay up pert, need no bra, thus lending themselves to braless attire that tend to display sideboob, underboob, and high-beams. Moreover, the nerves are bunched up in a small area, making them oh so sensitive.

BRB; I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-05-08 03:45:21 PM

farkeruk: cetacei: "Nude" meaning airbrushed beyond recognition and no frontal. She probably shows more on her videos than she'd have to show in the magazine.

THIS

/remembers when "nude" meant something.
//and by something, I mean beaver


...and then women universally began to shave their undercarriage, and now, if they are nude, they show their bits - which they don't want to do. So, all you "Ewww, hair is disgusting!!" morons have only yourselves to thank.


Speaking of which - was Tonks shaved in GOT this week? Hard to tell.
 
2012-05-08 03:49:29 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: farkeruk: cetacei: "Nude" meaning airbrushed beyond recognition and no frontal. She probably shows more on her videos than she'd have to show in the magazine.

THIS

/remembers when "nude" meant something.
//and by something, I mean beaver

...and then women universally began to shave their undercarriage, and now, if they are nude, they show their bits - which they don't want to do. So, all you "Ewww, hair is disgusting!!" morons have only yourselves to thank.


Speaking of which - was Tonks shaved in GOT this week? Hard to tell.


No. Tasteful triangle.
 
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