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(Pharyngula)   Yesterday's news: Dinosaurs killed off by their own farts. Fark: The paper did not say that. Über-Obvious: One would think that no one would be dumb enough to get their science news from Fox News   (freethoughtblogs.com) divider line 25
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2012-05-08 10:21:58 AM
4 votes:
i191.photobucket.com
2012-05-08 10:34:10 AM
3 votes:
csi_yellowknife: facepalm.jpg

The flatulence talk didn't originate from Fox News, but I don't expect PZ Myers to know that. That would require integrity and research, and outside of his professional work that is not possible for him.

Here's BBC Nature, (who also talked to the Journal authors):
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/17953792

Microbes in the stomachs of "ruminant" species produce methane gas as they break down vegetable matter which is released as flatulence

Damn that Murdoch!!! His special Koch-fueled powers have let him get into the BBC journalists' minds. Find the tinfoil, PZ - you're next!

Gotta love people who blame FOXNews (or if you're Internet-clever, FauxNews) for stories they didn't create and didn't initially propagate.


You are a complete moron. Read the thread instead of just checking off talking points on your FOX Arguing with The Libs checklist.
2012-05-08 10:13:09 AM
2 votes:
www.smbc-comics.com
2012-05-08 10:06:29 AM
2 votes:
Splinshints: I'd like to think nobody would be dumb enough to read or watch anything Murdoch owns at all, but my desires on the matter don't seem to conform very well to reality.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the global public. That's why I bought shares of Newscorp when the hacking scandal broke knowing that they would eventually come back after the panic selloff. Up 20%. If only there were a way I could invest directly in Transformers movies. Really get in on the stupid gravy train.
2012-05-08 10:00:59 AM
2 votes:
You mean Fox News would want to make climate change seem like a silly problem we shouldn't think about? I don't believe it.


/waiting for "dino farts" to become the default reply when Republicans hear about climate change.
2012-05-08 02:17:09 PM
1 votes:
i232.photobucket.com
2012-05-08 12:44:24 PM
1 votes:
Terrydatroll: Fixed most of that for ya.

I always wonder about people like you who create "troll" accounts. Do you really not have anything better to do with your time?
2012-05-08 11:28:32 AM
1 votes:
Fox News: The Dutch Oven of Reporting
2012-05-08 11:07:58 AM
1 votes:
Pantubo: That ice age they were hyping in the 1970s should be along any day now. Just you wait.

GLOBAL COOLING! DRINK!
2012-05-08 11:00:44 AM
1 votes:
WizardofToast: You say that as if Fox believes in global warming/dinosaurs/reality.

Fox News believes in whatever makes money for Fox News. They don't push a crazy, right-wing agenda because they're crazy right-wingers, they push a crazy, right-wing agenda because crazy, right-wingers are willing to pay to hear it.

People have tried the same on the left and it just doesn't seem to work nearly as well (Air America, I'm looking in your general direction).

Conservatives are close-minded, rigid and unthinking. They actively avoid new information that may not conform to preconceived notions because they believe strongly that everything is as it always has been and always will be. As such, they're a ripe target for malicious misinformation-for-profit campaigns. I have little doubt that if liberals were equally dull-witted that Murdoch would create a media arm catering to them. Since they're not, there's no profit in it, so he won't.

/ in before "b-b-b-but MSNBC!" as if there's any equivalency
2012-05-08 10:49:02 AM
1 votes:
johncb76006: Going to Fox News for science news is almost as bad as going to the Huffington Post for real news tips on palatable web design.

FTFY. God that site sucks!

SlothB77: The extinction tie-in exists in every global warming/ climate change story.

I'm sorry but your strawman is blocking my screen. They fabricated a headline and entire crux of a story. Human civilization is very different from a bunch of itinerant animals... they didn't have beach homes, fishing industries, agriculture, roofs, constructed water-management systems. All these things that are negatively affected by warming (and the droughts, hurricanes, sea-level rising) that go with them. Massive agricultural and habitat disruptions threaten civilization because we don't live in such a way in which foraging is possible, so just walking inland isn't enough as it was for dinosaurs.

But that doesn't matter because, seriously, because Fox News fabricated the whole extinction angle. Deal with it: they made sh*t up for headlines and possibly to further discredit climate scientists with a big fart joke.
2012-05-08 10:44:16 AM
1 votes:
SkunkWerks: csi_yellowknife: The flatulence talk didn't originate from Fox News

And?

Fact-checking. How does it work?

And before you say that lots of other news media does this. I know. And they should learn to do this too.

Or, maybe they shouldn't have forgotten how to do this?

Somewhere along the line, you see, we've decided that news is really meant to be entertainment, and doesn't therefore need to be, yanno, an accurate representation of reality. No, it's not just Fox News, but Fox News happens to be one of the more loud and obnoxious perpetrators, not to mention one of the earliest and most influential starters of this backslide of journalistic integrity- on ALL sides of the political spectrum.

Also, National Geographic is a crap publication. At least to anyone with any serious inclinations towards scientific inquiry. Has been more or less since it's inception. It's got all the empirical value of a children's picture book. This is not a revelation you're having.


And beyond ALL that...He, and all the other 'tards going "LOOK BBC/NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC/HUFFPO DID IT TOO! GLOBAL WARMING IS FAAAAAAAAKE' deliberately fail to notice that the issue isn't 'dino farts warmed the planet', it's 'Fox said that scientists said dino farts caused their extinction', which is nowhere in the other articles, and is bullshiat.
2012-05-08 10:43:43 AM
1 votes:
Republitards have been playing up the goofiness of ruminant methane for decades now. I remember hearing G. Gordon Liddy making raspberries and giggling about cow farts on his radio program in the early 90s. That's when I figured that dumbass Watergate felons could just go eat bowls of dicks.
2012-05-08 10:41:55 AM
1 votes:
theorellior: In before walls of green text celebrating the fount of meteorological and paleontological knowledge that is the Urantia Book.

I don't get people who don't block that guy. Even if he wasn't a dumbass, the green text is annoying as hell. Do you have something against the ignore list?
2012-05-08 10:40:32 AM
1 votes:
JRoo: Everyone at Fox News knows that dinosaurs never existed in the first place because they were buried by Satan to fool humans into believing in evolution and that the Earth is more than 6000 years old.

This is what I was thinking. Fox News went out on a limb with this story....they just pissed off 1/2 of their viewers.
2012-05-08 10:36:02 AM
1 votes:
dosboot: Just another chance for libtards to bash Fox News while failing to apply the same standards to:

MSNBC

National Geographic

Huffington Post

ABC News

BBC

Selective outrage is stupid


Were you dropped on your head as a child?
2012-05-08 10:35:34 AM
1 votes:
csi_yellowknife: The flatulence talk didn't originate from Fox News, but I don't expect PZ Myers to know that.

Know how I know you didn't RTFA?
2012-05-08 10:32:37 AM
1 votes:
dosboot: Just another chance for libtards to bash Fox News while failing to apply the same standards to:

MSNBC

National Geographic

Huffington Post

ABC News

BBC

Selective outrage is stupid


RTFT, twit. 'Warmed the planet' != 'Caused their extinction'.

/Funny how your post is almost identical to beefoe's. Alt? Or just get the same memo?
2012-05-08 10:32:10 AM
1 votes:
dosboot: Just another chance for libtards to bash Fox News

Selective outrage is stupid



You sound selectively outraged.
2012-05-08 10:30:38 AM
1 votes:
dosboot: Just another chance for libtards to bash Fox News while failing to apply the same standards to:

MSNBC

National Geographic

Huffington Post

ABC News

BBC

Selective outrage is stupid


How many of those articles claim dinosaurs caused their own extinction?
2012-05-08 10:21:03 AM
1 votes:
SlothB77: Please ignore articles like this from 2008, as Fox News is trying to discredit science in 2012 and none of those other articles about cows farting causing global warming that preceded it do not exist.

It looks like Argentina has figured out a way to collect a new fuel source, I just wonder if a cow produces enough methane in their lifetime to cook all the steaks, burgers, chili, roast beef, ribs, and/or heat milk to pasteurization levels?

/intelligent design...
2012-05-08 10:13:27 AM
1 votes:
SlothB77: SO of course this is just Fox making a mockery of science.

Nope. That methane is a powerful atmospheric insulator that leads to warming is not in dispute, by anyone with a god damned brain. What is in dispute is why the media (in this case Fox News) fabricated the extinction tie-in to this story, that said that methane production would have produced a stable, long-term warming effect that had measurable impacts on the Mesozoic ecosystem.
2012-05-08 10:09:58 AM
1 votes:
If dinosaurs could speak: "Whoops... yeah that was me. Oh, while you're here, pull my talon!"

I feel like there's a common disconnect between scientific articles and the "news" associated with them. The disconnect is that scientific articles are long, difficult to read, and difficult to parse into soundbites. It's almost like these eggheads aren't trying to be celebrities!

So reporters just guess what the article may have meant and then punch it up with fart jokes.
2012-05-08 10:04:32 AM
1 votes:
The implication that Fox news isn't the most trusted, unbiased news source ever makes me believe you are a socialist communist homosexual muslin.
2012-05-08 10:02:36 AM
1 votes:
I'd like to think nobody would be dumb enough to read or watch anything Murdoch owns at all, but my desires on the matter don't seem to conform very well to reality.
 
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