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(OK Magazine)   Twilight star Kristen Stewart channels a 1980s prostitute at the Met Ball   (ok.co.uk) divider line 47
    More: Fail, Kristen Stewart, Carey Mulligan, Met Ball, Christina Ricci, fashion faux pas, sequins, Worst Dressed, Lanvin  
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2012-05-08 08:32:57 AM  
I would wreck her so hard that she would need vaginal reconstruction surgery to fix my doing
 
2012-05-08 08:39:12 AM  
There were definitely worse.

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-08 09:42:02 AM  
It's remarkable how, for a girl who I think overall is quite attractive, she can photograph so awkwardly at such a consistent rate.
 
2012-05-08 10:41:37 AM  
I dunno. I guess I'd get a lap dance with her if she was working the day shift at Mons Venus.

Kirstin Dunst looks like a human resources director who is pissed at something.
 
2012-05-08 10:46:54 AM  
She needs to consult an otolaryngologist to determine why she's always smelling someone's broccoli farts.
 
2012-05-08 10:50:25 AM  
This thread needs more Christina Ricci.
 
2012-05-08 12:13:18 PM  
Id wreck Emma Stone, that is all
 
2012-05-08 12:14:54 PM  
Not nearly enough AquaNet was employed to qualify as an 80's anything.
 
2012-05-08 12:15:48 PM  
So, it's page full of good looking women in hideous clothes. Well, they'll just have to take them off.
 
2012-05-08 12:18:43 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: This thread needs more Christina Ricci.


How considerate. She's giftwrapped for my room.

Alphax: So, it's page full of good looking women in hideous clothes. Well, they'll just have to take them off.

 
2012-05-08 12:18:59 PM  
I always check out these links hoping to see something slutty and am frequently disappointed.

I'm guessing if you're reading this you probably feel the same way and have come to this thread hoping someone posts better pics.

/why yes, I am often referred to as Caption Obvious
 
2012-05-08 12:22:06 PM  
Christina has a tat ... she has poor impulse control and therefore will fark you blind
 
2012-05-08 12:22:18 PM  
I was flipping through the channels last night and caught her interview (KS) on the Jimmy Kimmel show, my goodness she was one awkward kiddo. She couldn't hold eye contact, she looked like she wanted to crawl out of her skin, and the only reason I stayed tuned in was to just keep watching the awkwardness and the silent audience.
 
2012-05-08 12:23:59 PM  

groppet: Id wreck Emma Stone, that is all


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 12:25:37 PM  
It's like the theme for this year was to design a dress out of a tablecloth.
 
2012-05-08 12:28:51 PM  
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WTF I don't even

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No Capes!
 
2012-05-08 12:31:35 PM  

Tax Boy: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

WTF I don't even

[images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

No Capes!


No Bows!

/leave your weapons here
 
2012-05-08 12:44:29 PM  
Hate to say it, but even in that outfit, I'd still hit Kristen Stewart, I'd just have to be listening to Journey or Huey Lewis as the soundtrack.

/Emma Stone is more attractive even if she was wearing the Bjorkswan.
 
2012-05-08 12:46:21 PM  
images.ok.co.uk

Is Sarah Jessica Parker making her own costume to appear in Downton Abbey?
 
2012-05-08 12:55:23 PM  
yeah same ol same ol (and i saw the beyonce ostrich-rave dress) -- what did the dudes look like?
 
2012-05-08 01:01:18 PM  

Cheron: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Is Sarah Jessica Parker making her own costume to appear in Downton Abbey?


Yes, and out of nice bed sheet it would appear.
 
2012-05-08 01:09:55 PM  

Daquin: Hate to say it, but even in that outfit, I'd still hit Kristen Stewart, I'd just have to be listening to Journey or Huey Lewis as the soundtrack.


Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes...

/TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FARKING TERRIBLE ACTRESS!
 
2012-05-08 01:20:02 PM  
Meth Ball.
 
2012-05-08 01:26:50 PM  

Wellon Dowd: groppet: Id wreck Emma Stone, that is all

[i.imgur.com image 477x272]


I can make her face freeze like that .
/At least I would like to be given a chance.
 
2012-05-08 01:27:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 01:32:02 PM  

Persnickety: Cheron: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

Is Sarah Jessica Parker making her own costume to appear in Downton Abbey?

Yes, and out of nice bed sheet it would appear.


I have those sheets. They are my favorite. Better go check and make sure that woman didn't steal them outta my linen closet.

/But I probably would have heard her hoofing it up my stairs.
 
2012-05-08 02:09:57 PM  
Actually color-block clothing was early 90s, not 80s.

... and matching it with a completely non matching pattern is timeless white trash.
 
2012-05-08 02:12:16 PM  

Uzzah: Daquin: Hate to say it, but even in that outfit, I'd still hit Kristen Stewart, I'd just have to be listening to Journey or Huey Lewis as the soundtrack.

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes...

/TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FARKING TERRIBLE ACTRESS!


There are no words to express how much I love this. Thanks for the chuckle
 
2012-05-08 02:38:08 PM  
Surrounded by dicks and unable to shut her mouth?

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-08 02:53:21 PM  

Cheron:
Is Sarah Jessica Parker making her own costume to appear in Downton Abbey?


Neigh, they had motor cars by then.

\\and no fox hunts, seemingly
\although Lord Grantham was in the cavalry corps
 
2012-05-08 03:08:05 PM  

escherblacksmith: Cheron:
Is Sarah Jessica Parker making her own costume to appear in Downton Abbey?

Neigh, they had motor cars by then.

\\and no fox hunts, seemingly
\although Lord Grantham was in the cavalry corps


I believe there was a fox hunt in the first season. It was the episode with the Turkish diplomat
 
2012-05-08 03:26:51 PM  
Managing to look stoned 24/7 is a pretty neat trick.
 
2012-05-08 03:42:19 PM  
Please people, it's haute couture. Kirsten Steward is spot on in this outfit. The designer is way ahead of the curve, even amongst the high end designers of Europe. But unmatched mixed pattern "blocked" is something ordinary people have a very difficult time with. I studied design, so I understand it, and welcome it. In a few years, it will be tamed down and appearing in our American stores.
 
2012-05-08 04:02:47 PM  

Tax Boy: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

WTF I don't even

[images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]

No Capes!


Yes no capes and get rid of the huge bow thing then those dresses would be alright. No help for Kirsten Steward though. What is the deal with her and pictures? She look bad in almost every one of them yet she isn't that bad looking.
 
2012-05-08 04:20:06 PM  
80's hookers had better fashion sense that Kristen Stewart. And were more emotionally convincing.
 
2012-05-08 05:16:36 PM  
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A little exploring turned up some epic side boob from Gwyneth.
 
2012-05-08 05:28:58 PM  

Old enough to know better: Managing to look stoned 24/7 is a pretty neat trick.


Bah, I pull it off handily. All you have to do is smoke dope all the time.
 
2012-05-08 06:08:43 PM  

Old enough to know better: Managing to look stoned 24/7 is a pretty neat trick.


Dude....wait. Are you saying this a bad thing?
 
2012-05-08 06:24:36 PM  

beerrun: [redcfa.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 620x478]

A little exploring turned up some epic side boob from Gwyneth.


A little exploring? Is that what they are calling looking 11 links down the Entertainment Tab these days?
 
2012-05-08 07:55:47 PM  
Does that chick ever have a different expression on her face?
 
2012-05-08 08:24:40 PM  

beerrun: [redcfa.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 620x478]

A little exploring turned up some epic side boob from Gwyneth.



Whoa....I'd like to Pepper her Potts.
 
2012-05-08 09:19:01 PM  
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FWIW, I thought Keely Hawes did a much better 80s prozi...
 
2012-05-08 09:34:48 PM  

Burninate: It's remarkable how, for a girl who I think overall is quite attractive, she can photograph so awkwardly at such a consistent rate.



You're missing one:

I think she's incredibly sexy. The whole "keep your mouth shut unless you have something to say" thing is quite attractive.

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2012-05-08 09:56:33 PM  

Tax Boy: [images.ok.co.uk image 451x567]




For the love of....A Christmas tree ornament? In May?!
 
2012-05-08 10:25:44 PM  
What is this and why is everyone talking about it?
 
2012-05-09 01:36:21 AM  
She is sexy in any thing she wears and I bet she is awesome when she is nude
 
2012-05-09 02:56:32 PM  
Kristen Stewart fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch with her face. She's a 2 bagger.
 
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