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		"I know that I was going to blow a high number." Judging from the fact her car was in a flower garden, she knowed right (gainesville.com)		19
		More: Florida, Gainesville Police Department, St. Augustine, Alachua County, Sierra Nevada, GPD Officer Chad Welch

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Sybarite		2012-05-08 08:32:23 AM

had an open bottle of Sierra Nevada beer in the cup holder

Wow, microbrews have really gone mainstream.

AbbeySomeone		2012-05-08 08:37:44 AM

Blow a high number of what?

/in a row?

RexTalionis		2012-05-08 09:36:58 AM

"knowed right"?

That's some spectacular butchering of the language.

AbbeySomeone		2012-05-08 09:47:52 AM

RexTalionis: "knowed right"?

That's some spectacular butchering of the language.

Perfectly cromulent for that region.

simplicimus		2012-05-08 11:17:37 AM

Enlarge Picture? Thanks, but I'll pass.

neversubmit		2012-05-08 12:25:16 PM

Ah size queens I wouldn't get laid without them.

gerbilpox		2012-05-08 12:31:50 PM

37??

SirTanon		2012-05-08 12:33:28 PM

BigNumber12		2012-05-08 12:49:18 PM

You find yourself wishing that people like this would just quietly take themselves out, and yet that wouldn't put her kids in any better of a situation.

*sigh...*

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-05-08 12:50:24 PM

That's what she said!

BigNumber12		2012-05-08 12:51:02 PM

Sybarite: had an open bottle of Sierra Nevada beer in the cup holder

Wow, microbrews have really gone mainstream.

lol wut

Genju		2012-05-08 12:57:06 PM

Here's to you, drunk androgynous flower killer.

ArcadianRefugee		2012-05-08 01:07:18 PM

RexTalionis: "knowed right"?

That's some spectacular butchering of the language.

And perfectly reflective (i.e., making fun of) the actual quote.

Fear the Clam		2012-05-08 01:09:07 PM

If I were a female named Sean I'd be drunk all the time too.

MycroftHolmes		2012-05-08 01:10:50 PM

gerbilpox: 37??

In a row?

opiumpoopy		2012-05-08 01:19:40 PM

Charged with child abuse? I bet the kids had a great time!

Other than seeing Mom hauled off by the Police

ArminiusTheGreat		2012-05-08 01:24:47 PM

In her defense, I doubt the average American would know the difference between Palatka and Gainesville.

Sybarite		2012-05-08 01:57:45 PM

BigNumber12: Sybarite: had an open bottle of Sierra Nevada beer in the cup holder

Wow, microbrews have really gone mainstream.

lol wut

Yeah, yeah, technically "craft brewery" under the ABA definition, but considering the beer landscape when I started drinking, I still consider anything under a million barrels a year effectively micro (basically everything below Boston Beer Co.).