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(Independent)   Dustin Hoffman should definitely be on the scene if Quantas ever crashes. Definitely. He's an excellent driver, too   ( divider line 22
    More: Cool, Dustin Hoffman, Quantas, Bolton Wanderers, Rain Man, Ken Livingstone, heart attacks, bus drivers, FA Cup  
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2012-05-08 08:29:45 AM  
Mr Dempster was enjoying a morning run when he collapsed as the actor was taking a walk.

When the jogger collapsed in from of him, Mr. Hoffman reportedly said "I'm walkin' here!"
2012-05-08 08:37:38 AM  
Does he still have both shoes?
2012-05-08 08:57:11 AM  
In other news, Hoffman is 74. Definitely old.
2012-05-08 09:13:49 AM  
Of course he should
2012-05-08 12:26:08 PM  
Some people will do anything for a little publicity.

Good jerb, D
2012-05-08 12:26:27 PM  
QANTAS, dammit subby, QANTAS.

/ No, U!
2012-05-08 12:27:15 PM  
Is Quantas an airline from an alternate reality? Qantum theory posits this.
2012-05-08 12:28:14 PM  

pbrews: QANTAS, dammit subby, QANTAS.

/ No, U!

Qantas. Definitely Qantas.
2012-05-08 12:36:29 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: pbrews: QANTAS, dammit subby, QANTAS.

/ No, U!

Qantas. Definitely Qantas.

We need Judge Wapner to settle this argument. Judge Wapner. Judge Wapner.
2012-05-08 12:37:21 PM  
If that jogger ever has a daughter, I hope he names her Cam.
2012-05-08 12:41:15 PM  
So the question is why did this not get a Hero tag?
2012-05-08 12:43:45 PM  
The jogger was only 27? Yikes. More proof that jogging is bad for you.
2012-05-08 12:52:07 PM  
I liked this movie.
2012-05-08 12:54:16 PM  
So Hoffman bravely performed, the paramedics did that.

So Hoffman quickly called 999 (Britain and all...) and...well actually the story doesn't say that at all.

So Hoffman stuck around, told the paramedics what he saw and then showed *actual* concern. Wow, amazing. I bet Charlton Heston wouldn't have never done that. *eye roll*.

/Hell I did that much when a gal decided to take on a telephone pole with her car in my dad's yard and lost...she was very lucky the windshield kept her from becoming a projectile--no seatbelt
//nice concussion, bloody scalp, and some bruises were the extent of her injuries
2012-05-08 12:58:43 PM
2012-05-08 01:06:05 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: We need Judge Wapner to settle this argument. Judge Wapner. Judge Wapner.

When is it on?
2012-05-08 01:06:14 PM  

hdhale: So Hoffman bravely performed, the paramedics did that.

Kinda like the opposite of "Hero".
2012-05-08 01:30:19 PM  
Tell Hoffman to tell the nice dentist that Qantas is safe.
2012-05-08 01:33:56 PM  

pbrews: QANTAS, dammit subby, QANTAS.

/ No, U!

Subby here. You're right. Mea culpa.
2012-05-08 01:43:04 PM  
I can understand why he'd be driving as he was never the graduate, and needed to do something for a living..

2012-05-08 02:07:25 PM  
FTFA When it became clear the patient was stabilised Hoffman congratulated the three ambulance crews present saying: "Great job, guys

Everyone deserves to be told told when they did a good job. Especially emergency workers, because they dont get enough praise as it is for the job they do. However this sounds like another celebrity spouting off about a subject they are not qualified to comment on. OK I will let it slide this once!
/good job DH
/good job emergency workers
2012-05-08 02:31:26 PM  
"I'm a very good Samaritan, a very good Samaritan" Mr Hoffman was heard saying as he ambled away.
/schadenfreude for the guy down, as he looked over and saw a concerned Hoffman, naked under a umbrella bopping to Rhinestone cowboy on a walkman..
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