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2012-05-08 08:45:03 AM
Nice outfit. Too heavy on the makeup, though.
 
2012-05-08 08:46:38 AM
She can pull it off since she started downloading her consciousness into that new Cylon model.
 
2012-05-08 08:46:57 AM
The sun is setting on that one.....
 
2012-05-08 08:48:35 AM
I watched a little of the first iron Man the other day. She was really cute in that movie.
 
2012-05-08 08:52:22 AM

rudemix: I watched a little of the first iron Man the other day. She was really cute in that movie.


i've had a thing for gwyneth ever since that "emma" movie...she's just a simply pretty woman...

The Muthaship: The sun is setting on that one.....


she looks around my age...i'm 36...she's 39...good on her for not trying to still look 20, yet still not quite looking her age. as far as i can tell she hasn't had any surgery...if she has she had a good dr
 
2012-05-08 08:53:34 AM

rudemix: I watched a little of the first iron Man the other day. She was really cute in that movie.


For some reason I really liked that determined look on her face, while she was hacking the computer and finding out Obadia had it in for Stark.
 
2012-05-08 08:54:59 AM
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2012-05-08 08:55:05 AM

bungle_jr: good on her for not trying to still look 20


You mean by doing something like wearing an extremely short dress with her sloppy tits hanging out the sides? Yes, good that she's not doing that.

/at least it attracts attention away from that ragged grill....
 
2012-05-08 08:57:30 AM

The Muthaship: bungle_jr: good on her for not trying to still look 20

You mean by doing something like wearing an extremely short dress with her sloppy tits hanging out the sides? Yes, good that she's not doing that.

/at least it attracts attention away from that ragged grill....


there are plenty of 40 year old women who do that. she's a good looking celeb, of course she's going to show off some of the goods (and if those are "sloppy" to you i assume you haven't seen too many in real life)

i mean she looks like she's aging gracefully...not trying to go to great extremes to stay "young" looking
 
2012-05-08 09:01:48 AM

bungle_jr: and if those are "sloppy" to you i assume you haven't seen too many in real life


By the standard of "titties we'd like to see somewhat overexposed on the red carpet", they are sloppy. But they do appear to be original equipment, so kudos to her for that.

she's aging gracefully

I guess this means something different to the me than it does others.
 
2012-05-08 09:03:07 AM
I'd FARK her sideways
 
2012-05-08 09:03:54 AM
Yup...I'd still hit it.

\hard
 
2012-05-08 09:05:14 AM
Meh, she looked better in her brief appearance in Avengers.
 
2012-05-08 09:05:19 AM

fatimcgee: Yup...I'd still hit it.

\hard


To me the fact that she's snotty farked up biatch makes her even more desirable
 
2012-05-08 09:05:34 AM

The Muthaship: bungle_jr: and if those are "sloppy" to you i assume you haven't seen too many in real life

By the standard of "titties we'd like to see somewhat overexposed on the red carpet", they are sloppy. But they do appear to be original equipment, so kudos to her for that.

she's aging gracefully

I guess this means something different to the me than it does others.


agree to disagree?

she's one of my "list" celebs...you know, that short list of women i'd cheat on my wife with if i ever actually had a chance

of course mr coldplay would probably have a problem with that
 
2012-05-08 09:08:37 AM

bungle_jr: The Muthaship: bungle_jr: and if those are "sloppy" to you i assume you haven't seen too many in real life

By the standard of "titties we'd like to see somewhat overexposed on the red carpet", they are sloppy. But they do appear to be original equipment, so kudos to her for that.

she's aging gracefully

I guess this means something different to the me than it does others.

agree to disagree?

she's one of my "list" celebs...you know, that short list of women i'd cheat on my wife with if i ever actually had a chance

of course mr coldplay would probably have a problem with that


Yeah, but what the fark is he gonna do about it, write a ballad?
 
2012-05-08 09:09:02 AM

The Muthaship: bungle_jr: good on her for not trying to still look 20

You mean by doing something like wearing an extremely short dress with her sloppy tits hanging out the sides?



What sloppy tits may look like...

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2012-05-08 09:09:04 AM

bungle_jr: agree to disagree?


Of course.

She was hotter than the sun in Shallow Hal, and not bad looking now. I just think that window is closing, and toning it down a bit might serve her well.

I'm sure it's hard for her to let go of that sex symbol worship thing.
 
2012-05-08 09:12:04 AM

Crudbucket: bungle_jr: The Muthaship: bungle_jr: and if those are "sloppy" to you i assume you haven't seen too many in real life

By the standard of "titties we'd like to see somewhat overexposed on the red carpet", they are sloppy. But they do appear to be original equipment, so kudos to her for that.

she's aging gracefully

I guess this means something different to the me than it does others.

agree to disagree?

she's one of my "list" celebs...you know, that short list of women i'd cheat on my wife with if i ever actually had a chance

of course mr coldplay would probably have a problem with that

Yeah, but what the fark is he gonna do about it, write a ballad?


yes, and it will sell millions of copies...and as a big "f*** you" he won't even offer me a cut of the $$$, and i'll lose the following lawsuit...and i'll still like the song because i am a coldplay fan...and chris will be really mad because despite all that, i will have banged his wife
 
2012-05-08 09:18:30 AM

bungle_jr: yes, and it will sell millions of copies...and as a big "f*** you" he won't even offer me a cut of the $$$, and i'll lose the following lawsuit...and i'll still like the song because i am a coldplay fan...and chris will be really mad because despite all that, i will have banged his wife


Well, I'm not a fan of their music so I'm not gonna listen to the song. Go and hump her, for all I care.
 
2012-05-08 09:19:45 AM
Is she a space cadet that doesn't quite live on this plane of reality? Absolutely. I would still sacrifice every last one of you for one wild naked romp with her.

/I really don't think it's snobbery.
//More like never truly been exposed to the real world in a meaningful way.
 
2012-05-08 09:20:31 AM

Crudbucket: bungle_jr: yes, and it will sell millions of copies...and as a big "f*** you" he won't even offer me a cut of the $$$, and i'll lose the following lawsuit...and i'll still like the song because i am a coldplay fan...and chris will be really mad because despite all that, i will have banged his wife

Well, I'm not a fan of their music so I'm not gonna listen to the song. Go and hump her, for all I care.


if only the chance would ever occur
 
2012-05-08 09:20:48 AM

Jizz Master Zero: Is she a space cadet that doesn't quite live on this plane of reality? Absolutely. I would still sacrifice every last one of you for one wild naked romp with her.

/I really don't think it's snobbery.
//More like never truly been exposed to the real world in a meaningful way.


Oh I'd expose her to the real world alright ....
 
2012-05-08 09:22:24 AM

Jizz Master Zero: Is she a space cadet that doesn't quite live on this plane of reality? Absolutely. I would still sacrifice every last one of you for one wild naked romp with her.

/I really don't think it's snobbery.
//More like never truly been exposed to the real world in a meaningful way.


yes, born into a celebrity family...never had a "normal" life. i think she actually comes across as relatively down-to-earth. i never quite got the "snob" comments about her...considering her pedigree she could be far more stuck up. heck normal folks up the road in southlake come across as far more stuck up than gwyneth
 
2012-05-08 09:23:05 AM
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I think this sums up how I feel about her......

towatchoverme: wwffan7385: Would still hit it, angry god, etc.

Are you kidding me? "Angry" god doesn't even come CLOSE.

More like a god who had his car keyed in the heavenly parking lot, was rear-ended by Beezlebub on the way home, returning only to find that his wife, Freyja, has run away with his best friend, Apollo. Meanwhile, his dog, Sirus, has piddled all over his new HD receiver and the next door neighbour, Shiva, has the Bollywood music cranked so loud, it's woken up the baby Jesus and he's crying, now.

I'd hit it like the fist of THAT god.
 
2012-05-08 09:23:10 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Muthaship: bungle_jr: good on her for not trying to still look 20

You mean by doing something like wearing an extremely short dress with her sloppy tits hanging out the sides?


What sloppy tits may look like...

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Those farking tits never pick up thier empties.
 
2012-05-08 09:26:58 AM

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I think this sums up how I feel about her......

towatchoverme: wwffan7385: Would still hit it, angry god, etc.

Are you kidding me? "Angry" god doesn't even come CLOSE.

More like a god who had his car keyed in the heavenly parking lot, was rear-ended by Beezlebub on the way home, returning only to find that his wife, Freyja, has run away with his best friend, Apollo. Meanwhile, his dog, Sirus, has piddled all over his new HD receiver and the next door neighbour, Shiva, has the Bollywood music cranked so loud, it's woken up the baby Jesus and he's crying, now.

I'd hit it like the fist of THAT god.


these photos don't show up here at work, but i can only assume they are flattering photos of ms paltrow.

and i love your description of how angry that angry god would be..."rear-ended by beezlebub" almost made me laugh hysterically out loud...had to contain myself here at work
 
2012-05-08 09:30:34 AM
Want.

That is all.
 
2012-05-08 09:39:33 AM

TravisBickle62: fatimcgee: Yup...I'd still hit it.

\hard

To me the fact that she's snotty farked up biatch makes her even more desirable


Yup. There would not a shred of guilt when my cum flies across her face and up her nostrils and into her eyes.
 
2012-05-08 09:40:16 AM
Sorry, Gwyneth, but I only fap to women half my age or younger.
 
2012-05-08 09:40:32 AM
I like leggy women, and those little jean shorts she has on in Avengers are really, really nice.
 
2012-05-08 09:48:47 AM
I like her. Unlike her peers she hasn't had a bunch of obvious plastic surgery. She is aging as gracefully as any film star. I find her extremely sexy. Want.
 
2012-05-08 09:51:35 AM

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I think this sums up how I feel about her......

towatchoverme: wwffan7385: Would still hit it, angry god, etc.

Are you kidding me? "Angry" god doesn't even come CLOSE.

More like a god who had his car keyed in the heavenly parking lot, was rear-ended by Beezlebub on the way home, returning only to find that his wife, Freyja, has run away with his best friend, Apollo. Meanwhile, his dog, Sirus, has piddled all over his new HD receiver and the next door neighbour, Shiva, has the Bollywood music cranked so loud, it's woken up the baby Jesus and he's crying, now.

I'd hit it like the fist of THAT god.

these photos don't show up here at work, but i can only assume they are flattering photos of ms paltrow.

and i love your description of how angry that angry god would be..."rear-ended by beezlebub" almost made me laugh hysterically out loud...had to contain myself here at work


I loled at shiva's bollywood music waking up the baby jesus.

when my neighbors are too loud, my wife tells them to shut up or they'll wake the baby...

/ we don't have any children. she's a complicated but very effective woman.
 
2012-05-08 09:52:57 AM

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I think this sums up how I feel about her......

towatchoverme: wwffan7385: Would still hit it, angry god, etc.

Are you kidding me? "Angry" god doesn't even come CLOSE.

More like a god who had his car keyed in the heavenly parking lot, was rear-ended by Beezlebub on the way home, returning only to find that his wife, Freyja, has run away with his best friend, Apollo. Meanwhile, his dog, Sirus, has piddled all over his new HD receiver and the next door neighbour, Shiva, has the Bollywood music cranked so loud, it's woken up the baby Jesus and he's crying, now.

I'd hit it like the fist of THAT god.


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2012-05-08 09:54:26 AM
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2012-05-08 09:58:02 AM
She is hot. She is beautiful. She is talented. She doesn't do "it" for me. I can't explain it.
If you're a sports fan, the best thing I can come up with is an Alex Roriguez comparison. Hall of Fame numbers, but unlikeable.
Maybe Eddie Van Halen? Uber-talented, unlistenable
Stephen Hawking? Super smart, can't walk. OK that might be too far.

I might re-examine the above photos for some retraining.
 
2012-05-08 09:59:10 AM
She photoshops up nice!
 
2012-05-08 10:01:44 AM

Jizz Master Zero: Is she a space cadet that doesn't quite live on this plane of reality? Absolutely. I would still sacrifice every last one of you for one wild naked romp with her.

/I really don't think it's snobbery.
//More like never truly been exposed to the real world in a meaningful way.


Nah, that "jus' folks" upbringing is what led her to a career in country music.
 
2012-05-08 10:04:57 AM
I believe *this* is what you're really looking for (NSFW):

Flesh and Bone
 
2012-05-08 10:10:44 AM

Alphax: rudemix: I watched a little of the first iron Man the other day. She was really cute in that movie.

For some reason I really liked that determined look on her face, while she was hacking the computer and finding out Obadia had it in for Stark.


I loved DAT ASS in the blue cocktail dress.
 
2012-05-08 10:11:57 AM
Presumably, that's so she can whip them out and around her back to suckle her kids while she keeps a-plantin' that field.
 
2012-05-08 10:14:56 AM

Sybarite: I like leggy women, and those little jean shorts she has on in Avengers are really, really nice.


Definitely a good costuming choice. She should have been on the Avengers as "The Boner Inducer". Of course, Joss had to indulge his foot fetish and have her barefoot instead of in her usual stilettos (seriously...the guy loves barefoot girls), but it worked really well with the whole look.
 
2012-05-08 10:18:48 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Muthaship: bungle_jr: good on her for not trying to still look 20

You mean by doing something like wearing an extremely short dress with her sloppy tits hanging out the sides?


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I love you,

/but you knew that already
 
2012-05-08 10:24:55 AM

Wellon Dowd: She photoshops up nice!


Because if you found her actually pretty, you might have to start questioning your sexual preferences.......again?
 
2012-05-08 10:33:36 AM
Like a fine wine, she's aging very well.
 
2012-05-08 10:41:30 AM

Mildot: Like a fine wine, she's aging very well.


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The milk's gone bad!
 
2012-05-08 11:03:11 AM
Heck, I'll pretty much always buy what she's selling. Except for smarmy, holistic living advice. :)
 
2012-05-08 11:04:25 AM
Epic side boob, I don't see the problem here.
 
2012-05-08 11:39:54 AM
Meh.

Is it just me?

/cue 40 yo virgin video game pic
 
2012-05-08 11:40:44 AM
It's too bad she's a loony bird.

But at least she's an aesthetically-pleasing loony bird.
 
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