Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Mitt Romney stepped into the Quantum Prez accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for profit. His only guide on this journey is Fox, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only derp can see and hear. And so, Mittens finds himself leaping from stance to stance, striving to put right what once went left, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the White House.

Since 2001, I was have been saying it would be a good idea to capture and kill Osama bin Laden. I should get much of the credit for the capture and killing of Osama bin Laden.

Touting a success? Sounds like he is trying to spike a football.

Rev. Creflo Baller: Or could you not even get a credit card at the time, let alone a home loan?

I see you have really bad credit.

EWreckedSean: theknuckler_33: EWreckedSean: Exactly zero huh? Funny they didn't liquidate Chrysler and it is still here. The only "slave to ideology" going on here is you brain trusts with your "there is zero chance one of the world's largest companies could have weathered a bankruptcy without being liquidated by the government".

"On June 10, 2009, Chrysler LLC emerged from a Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization and substantially all of its operations were sold to a new company, Chrysler Group LLC, organized in alliance with the Italian automaker Fiat."

Chrysler was sold, not liquidated. It wasn't a publicly traded company,

Still wrong. Amazing isn't he?

EWreckedSean: Exactly zero huh? Funny they didn't liquidate Chrysler and it is still here. The only "slave to ideology" going on here is you brain trusts with your "there is zero chance one of the world's largest companies could have weathered a bankruptcy without being liquidated by the government".

Hey look, EWreckedSean doesn't know what he's talking about again!

Chrysler's bankruptcy marks the biggest collapse of any company owned by a private equity firm, Bloomberg News reported, citing data from research firm PitchBook Data.

In 2007, Cerberus Capital Management led a $7.4 billion deal to buy the automaker. When Chrysler filed for bankruptcy last week, it listed total assets of $39 billion and liabilities of $55 billion, making its bankruptcy the fifth-largest in American history.

In the restructuring, Cerberus agreed to waive its share of $2 billion in Chrysler debt and forfeit its equity stake and ownership of the company's Michigan headquarters.

AuBricker: EnviroDude: As opposed to Barack "let's let GM and Chrysler go bankrupt" Obama and how he "saved" the US Auto Industry?

/suxars if you were a stockholder

If you were drowning and Obama threw you a life-jacket, you would push it away, wouldn't you?

No, he would take. But after he was safe and on dry ground he would scream that Obama forced the life jacket on him and robbed him of his free will and god given right to decide to live or die and go to heaven. Or some idiotic crap like that.

Muta: Since 2001, I was have been saying it would be a good idea to capture and kill Osama bin Laden. I should get much of the credit for the capture and killing of Osama bin Laden.

I would like to personally thank you for the capture of bin Laden.