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(Daily Mail)   Christie Brinkley's aging clock continues to run in reverse   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2012-05-08 08:33:19 AM  
I would love to give her the opportunity to prove how inadequate I am in the sack.
 
2012-05-08 08:42:41 AM  
Makeup. Money.
 
2012-05-08 08:56:33 AM  
I never wondered what 60 year old cooter would be like before now.
 
2012-05-08 09:20:06 AM  
Why yes, people with lots of money can afford really good plastic surgery.
 
2012-05-08 10:30:10 AM  
Christie is a franchise like the Dread Pirate Roberts or Lassie. Do you really think this is the same person who was the "uptown girl" 30 years ago? Different individuals have been Christie Brinkley over the years. Ever wonder why she seems to fade from the spot light and then make a come back, that all depends on how dynamic the person playing her is.
 
2012-05-08 10:31:35 AM  
GOD ANGRY AN OF FIST THE LIKE.
 
2012-05-08 10:32:33 AM  
She has the whole "don't stick your dick in crazy" vibe going on but the 12 year old boy inside of me who popped his first true erection to her SI cover all those years ago would still do her in a heart beat.
 
2012-05-08 10:32:38 AM  
in-farking-sane is what it is.
 
2012-05-08 10:34:19 AM  
As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would
 
2012-05-08 10:35:55 AM  

GacysBasement: GOD ANGRY AN OF FIST THE LIKE.


images4.fanpop.com

What????
 
2012-05-08 10:36:53 AM  

bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would


The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.
 
2012-05-08 10:37:12 AM  
The hands don't lie.
 
2012-05-08 10:37:17 AM  

Sybarite: Why yes, people with lots of money can afford really good plastic surgery.


And yet, so many fail.
 
2012-05-08 10:37:31 AM  

Cheron: Christie is a franchise like the Dread Pirate Roberts or Lassie. Do you really think this is the same person who was the "uptown girl" 30 years ago? Different individuals have been Christie Brinkley over the years. Ever wonder why she seems to fade from the spot light and then make a come back, that all depends on how dynamic the person playing her is.


I think she is like the Highlander. She's after The Prize. In a few years she'll pop up with a different name, that's all.
 
2012-05-08 10:41:25 AM  
I read that as "Christie Brinkley's aging cock" and was very confused. And slightly turned on.
 
2012-05-08 10:41:27 AM  

Cheron: Christie is a franchise like the Dread Pirate Roberts or Lassie. Do you really think this is the same person who was the "uptown girl" 30 years ago? Different individuals have been Christie Brinkley over the years. Ever wonder why she seems to fade from the spot light and then make a come back, that all depends on how dynamic the person playing her is.


She has made herself more than just a woman. She's devoted herself to an ideal and become become something else entirely: a legend.
 
2012-05-08 10:41:37 AM  

bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would


And hands. Still she's pretty well preserved for her age.
 
2012-05-08 10:43:14 AM  

Mildot: bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would

The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.


Christie Brinkley has a penis?
 
2012-05-08 10:45:26 AM  

Mildot: bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would

The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.


You'd give her a BJ? Wasn't aware she was a tranny :)

Newsflash: smoking hot 20 somethings if they take decent care of themselves turn into smoking hot 60 year olds. the only exception being Eastern European women. Seriously how many hot Russian 20 year olds are there? how many hot 60 year olds? WTF happens over there?
 
2012-05-08 10:47:43 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Newsflash: smoking hot 20 somethings if they take decent care of themselves turn into smoking hot 60 year olds. the only exception being Eastern European women. Seriously how many hot Russian 20 year olds are there? how many hot 60 year olds? WTF happens over there?


Vodka.
 
2012-05-08 10:50:15 AM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: GacysBasement: GOD ANGRY AN OF FIST THE LIKE.

[images4.fanpop.com image 320x240]

What????


You beat me to it.

/full of win
 
2012-05-08 10:52:18 AM  
Sorry, the hands give her age away.
 
2012-05-08 10:52:42 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Mildot: bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would

The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.

You'd give her a BJ? Wasn't aware she was a tranny :)

Newsflash: smoking hot 20 somethings if they take decent care of themselves turn into smoking hot 60 year olds. the only exception being Eastern European women. Seriously how many hot Russian 20 year olds are there? how many hot 60 year olds? WTF happens over there?


she is still attractive for a woman her age but let's not pretend that she is "smoking hot" any longer.

she's old and isn't fat.

that's it.
 
2012-05-08 10:55:14 AM  
I imagine there is an elaborate system of trusses, support panties, botox, and lots of make-up maintaining that natural beauty.

Release the Internet White Knights!
 
2012-05-08 10:56:21 AM  

frepnog: DoBeDoBeDo: Mildot: bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would

The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.

You'd give her a BJ? Wasn't aware she was a tranny :)

Newsflash: smoking hot 20 somethings if they take decent care of themselves turn into smoking hot 60 year olds. the only exception being Eastern European women. Seriously how many hot Russian 20 year olds are there? how many hot 60 year olds? WTF happens over there?

she is still attractive for a woman her age but let's not pretend that she is "smoking hot" any longer.

she's old and isn't fat.

that's it.


Do you know how I know you're gay?
 
2012-05-08 10:57:50 AM  
The ghey in this thread is thick.
 
2012-05-08 10:59:14 AM  

babysealclubber: frepnog: DoBeDoBeDo: Mildot: bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would

The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.

You'd give her a BJ? Wasn't aware she was a tranny :)

Newsflash: smoking hot 20 somethings if they take decent care of themselves turn into smoking hot 60 year olds. the only exception being Eastern European women. Seriously how many hot Russian 20 year olds are there? how many hot 60 year olds? WTF happens over there?

she is still attractive for a woman her age but let's not pretend that she is "smoking hot" any longer.

she's old and isn't fat.

that's it.

Do you know how I know you're gay?


because I think 60 year old women are mostly just old, and prefer younger women that don't have leathery skin and knees that look like golf balls embedded in mud?

Christie here was a goddess in her day. Let's not pretend that her day is anything but over. She is still in the spotlight from time to time because of who she was, not who she continues to be.

In person, up close, Christie Brinkley will look aged. There is just no getting around it.
 
2012-05-08 11:00:58 AM  
Her youthful appearance is due to the fact that she sleeps in a vat of goat placenta, but that causes her to smell really bad. I have a friend who was an assistant on one of her recent shoots and he said everyone had to wear clothes pins on their noses to keep from getting sick.
 
2012-05-08 11:01:17 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I never wondered what 60 year old cooter would be like before now.


It's all pink and wrinkley.
 
2012-05-08 11:02:20 AM  

frepnog: because I think 60 year old women are mostly just old, and prefer younger women that don't have leathery skin and knees that look like golf balls embedded in mud?

Christie here was a goddess in her day. Let's not pretend that her day is anything but over. She is still in the spotlight from time to time because of who she was, not who she continues to be.

In person, up close, Christie Brinkley will look aged. There is just no getting around it.


Yep. Gay.
 
2012-05-08 11:03:22 AM  

frepnog: babysealclubber: frepnog: DoBeDoBeDo: Mildot: bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would

The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.

You'd give her a BJ? Wasn't aware she was a tranny :)

Newsflash: smoking hot 20 somethings if they take decent care of themselves turn into smoking hot 60 year olds. the only exception being Eastern European women. Seriously how many hot Russian 20 year olds are there? how many hot 60 year olds? WTF happens over there?

she is still attractive for a woman her age but let's not pretend that she is "smoking hot" any longer.

she's old and isn't fat.

that's it.

Do you know how I know you're gay?

because I think 60 year old women are mostly just old, and prefer younger women that don't have leathery skin and knees that look like golf balls embedded in mud?

Christie here was a goddess in her day. Let's not pretend that her day is anything but over. She is still in the spotlight from time to time because of who she was, not who she continues to be.

In person, up close, Christie Brinkley will look aged. There is just no getting around it.


This falls under the category 'baseless assertions'.
 
2012-05-08 11:04:43 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-08 11:07:31 AM  
For 58 she looks amazing.
 
2012-05-08 11:13:08 AM  

NuttierThanEver: She has the whole "don't stick your dick in crazy" vibe going on but the 12 year old boy inside of me who popped his first true erection to her SI cover all those years ago would still do her in a heart beat.


You might want to rework the wording of that.
 
2012-05-08 11:13:34 AM  

Alphax: frepnog: babysealclubber: frepnog: DoBeDoBeDo: Mildot: bhcompy: As usual, the knees the tell the real story.

/still would

The knees tell me she has no problem giving BJs and yep, I would return the favor.

You'd give her a BJ? Wasn't aware she was a tranny :)

Newsflash: smoking hot 20 somethings if they take decent care of themselves turn into smoking hot 60 year olds. the only exception being Eastern European women. Seriously how many hot Russian 20 year olds are there? how many hot 60 year olds? WTF happens over there?

she is still attractive for a woman her age but let's not pretend that she is "smoking hot" any longer.

she's old and isn't fat.

that's it.

Do you know how I know you're gay?

because I think 60 year old women are mostly just old, and prefer younger women that don't have leathery skin and knees that look like golf balls embedded in mud?

Christie here was a goddess in her day. Let's not pretend that her day is anything but over. She is still in the spotlight from time to time because of who she was, not who she continues to be.

In person, up close, Christie Brinkley will look aged. There is just no getting around it.

This falls under the category 'baseless assertions'.


it is a "baseless assertion" that a 60 year old woman looks the part?

because I looked at those shots in the article. She looks like someone's well put together grandma; but surely not an international supermodel. Those model days are gone unless she wants to model Depends undergarments or something.
 
2012-05-08 11:14:46 AM  

frepnog: it is a "baseless assertion" that a 60 year old woman looks the part?


Yes. You're either trolling, or legally blind.
 
2012-05-08 11:18:07 AM  

frepnog: She looks like someone's well put together grandma


GILF.
 
2012-05-08 11:24:03 AM  
I never found her very attractive. Just a typical model manikin type. Meh.

In National Lampoon's Vacation, Beverly D'Angelo was clearly the more attractive of the two. Christie was mud pie next to Beverly, and Clark was a dipshiat for even considering stepping out on a woman like Ellen.

www.moviestore.comimg2-1.timeinc.net

It's no contest, man. No. Contest.

And you know what? Beverly is STILL hotter than Christie.
 
2012-05-08 11:27:05 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-05-08 11:27:27 AM  

Alphax: frepnog: it is a "baseless assertion" that a 60 year old woman looks the part?

Yes. You're either trolling, or legally blind.


farm1.static.flickr.com

yep. it's me. she's gorgeous.

/she isn't without 4 inch thick anti-age makeup, photoshop, and great lighting.
 
2012-05-08 11:30:46 AM  
content8.flixster.com
 
2012-05-08 11:31:43 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 11:33:30 AM  

El Freak: I read that as "Christie Brinkley's aging cock" and was very confused.


i50.tinypic.com
Christie Brinkley's aging cock

Different story.
 
2012-05-08 11:36:47 AM  
Call me Christie let's get mojitos!
 
2012-05-08 11:37:41 AM  

frepnog: Alphax: frepnog: it is a "baseless assertion" that a 60 year old woman looks the part?

Yes. You're either trolling, or legally blind.

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 458x500]

yep. it's me. she's gorgeous.

/she isn't without 4 inch thick anti-age makeup, photoshop, and great lighting.


Your eyesight is so bad, you posted a picture that wasn't in the link?
 
2012-05-08 11:43:49 AM  

just_intonation: Enormous-Schwanstucker: GacysBasement: GOD ANGRY AN OF FIST THE LIKE.

[images4.fanpop.com image 320x240]

What????

You beat me to it.

/full of win


//Bows....

Is it sad that this place has driven me to associating images with comments? No, of course it isn't. Dumb question.

Beverly D FTW. Love that damn overbite and.....where's my bunk?
 
2012-05-08 11:44:13 AM  

Alphax: frepnog: Alphax: frepnog: it is a "baseless assertion" that a 60 year old woman looks the part?

Yes. You're either trolling, or legally blind.

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 458x500]

yep. it's me. she's gorgeous.

/she isn't without 4 inch thick anti-age makeup, photoshop, and great lighting.

Your eyesight is so bad, you posted a picture that wasn't in the link?


it's a pic where she isn't all made up.

MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE
 
2012-05-08 11:51:13 AM  

ZeroCorpse:

And you know what? Beverly is STILL hotter than Christie.


images.buddytv.com

Clearly.

/Christie, this is the first time that I won't feel guilty about fapping to a 60-year-old
 
2012-05-08 11:54:53 AM  

ZeroCorpse: I never found her very attractive. Just a typical model manikin type. Meh.

In National Lampoon's Vacation, Beverly D'Angelo was clearly the more attractive of the two. Christie was mud pie next to Beverly, and Clark was a dipshiat for even considering stepping out on a woman like Ellen.

[www.moviestore.com image 380x304][img2-1.timeinc.net image 400x300]

It's no contest, man. No. Contest.

And you know what? Beverly is STILL hotter than Christie.


Even as a young kid I agreed with you. D'Angelo was farking hot
 
2012-05-08 11:55:25 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: ZeroCorpse:

And you know what? Beverly is STILL hotter than Christie.

[images.buddytv.com image 600x338]

Clearly.


Funny how an unflattering pose can make a beautiful person look less beautiful, isn't it?

However, this is what I was talking about:

mimg.actressarchives.com
 
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