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(The Sun)   Sniffing returned sex toys to see if they've been used: Britain's worst job?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 58
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2012-05-07 09:14:38 PM  
That title still goes to 'assistant crack whore'. But this job is close.
 
2012-05-07 09:16:08 PM  
Note to self: Never EVER buy sex toys from Britain. Blech.

/best friend manages a porn store
//they would laugh in your face if you tried to return a toy
 
2012-05-07 10:43:08 PM  
Sniffing returned sex toys to see if they've been used: Britain's worst best job?

FTFY?
 
2012-05-07 11:42:42 PM  
You would think that it would be a lot easier would put the thing in clam shell packaging and a label that says "may not be returned if opened".
 
2012-05-08 12:26:10 AM  
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2012-05-08 12:34:16 AM  
I always assumed the worst job was the guy that sucked the farts out of car seats at the detailing place.
 
2012-05-08 01:00:10 AM  
Annabelle said: "My grandmother always tells me about the vibrators of her day, which you had to pedal, and were used to treat 'hysteria'.

"She assures me that she was never hysterical, so she didn't have one."


Sure, grandma.
 
2012-05-08 02:12:44 AM  
"Look! Mommy's got a microphone!"
 
2012-05-08 02:26:35 AM  
Smells like shame.
 
2012-05-08 03:57:41 AM  
"I tell my dad absolutely everything about it - but I think he would rather hear about the more basic toys than anything else.

"But my mum is so filthy. She says the most raucous vile things, she makes me cringe."

Even her 78-year-old gran is happy to chat away about the toys.

Annabelle said: "My grandmother always tells me about the vibrators of her day, which you had to pedal, and were used to treat 'hysteria'.


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-05-08 03:57:51 AM  

NowhereMon: You would think that it would be a lot easier would put the thing in clam shell packaging and a label that says "may not be returned if opened".


Right here.

Anything perishable/spoilable or that is meant to be used for intimate purposes should not be returnable, unless defective.
Many places that sell swimwear and underwear have a sign saying that these items are non returnable.
 
2012-05-08 04:01:55 AM  
Better than having to taste test them I guess.
 
2012-05-08 04:01:56 AM  

Sgygus: That title still goes to 'assistant crack whore'. But this job is close.


Jizz mopper.
 
2012-05-08 04:16:05 AM  
I once saw a picture of a guy in India just kind of squatting on his heels, covered in shiat. His job was to unclog stoppages in the primitive sewage system, and he accomplished it by swimming in raw sewage and sorting out the situation with his bare hands. He was an untouchable, so no one would even let him borrow their garden hose after he was done.
 
2012-05-08 04:16:12 AM  

fusillade762: "I tell my dad absolutely everything about it - but I think he would rather hear about the more basic toys than anything else.

"But my mum is so filthy. She says the most raucous vile things, she makes me cringe."

Even her 78-year-old gran is happy to chat away about the toys.

Annabelle said: "My grandmother always tells me about the vibrators of her day, which you had to pedal, and were used to treat 'hysteria'.

I have the weirdest boner right now.


I'm... well.. um... uh...
/I should go to sleep now
 
2012-05-08 04:21:32 AM  
I would not mind sniffing Annabelle.
 
2012-05-08 04:44:18 AM  
Sign me up.
 
2012-05-08 04:47:14 AM  

octopied: NowhereMon: You would think that it would be a lot easier would put the thing in clam shell packaging and a label that says "may not be returned if opened".

Right here.

Anything perishable/spoilable or that is meant to be used for intimate purposes should not be returnable, unless defective.
Many places that sell swimwear and underwear have a sign saying that these items are non returnable.


I actually worked in a porn store and we would test all of the vibrating toys before they went out the door, so there was absolutely no returns ever. Best part of the job.
 
2012-05-08 04:51:32 AM  

Sgygus: That title still goes to 'assistant crack whore'. But this job is close.


Assistant to the crack whore.
 
2012-05-08 04:58:40 AM  
..tehehehehe......!!
 
2012-05-08 05:28:45 AM  
Listen to this one... (NSFHypocrisy)
 
2012-05-08 05:31:25 AM  
I would have thought that used sex toys would be hugely popular in certain parts of the world.
 
2012-05-08 05:47:54 AM  

rwfan: I would have thought that used sex toys would be hugely popular in certain parts of the world.


en.ryokanshibaya.com
 
2012-05-08 05:48:09 AM  
The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know .....
..... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.
 
2012-05-08 05:50:08 AM  
Can we just stop it with articles from the Sun, Daily Fail, etc? EVERY 'story' is Farkworthy in those fine publications.
 
2012-05-08 06:26:45 AM  
www.bio-rad.com

Kill two birds with one stone.
 
2012-05-08 06:29:46 AM  
" the ins and outs " really is that a real headline, the writers must be all teenagers
 
2012-05-08 06:29:59 AM  
Did anybody mention hooker at a Star Trek Convention?

Or this

www.womansday.com
 
2012-05-08 06:35:29 AM  
Would at least make for an interesting resume.
 
2012-05-08 06:38:24 AM  
CSB: Two lesbian aquaintances of mine threw out a (gigantic) double-ended dildo of theirs because it was starting to smell too much.

They threw it into a communal bin they could see from their apartment.

About an hour later some bloke was walking by the bin, did a double-take, walked back and took the dildo out, sniffed it and took it home under his jacket.
 
2012-05-08 06:40:53 AM  
dsc.discovery.com
Not impressed.

/Hot like a used dildo is not
 
2012-05-08 07:08:12 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 07:15:26 AM  
FTFA: She said: "I get given samples. Due to the wealth of paraphernalia at my fingertips, I'm probably more experimental than the average person."

Giggity...
 
2012-05-08 07:18:56 AM  
NowhereMon
You would think that it would be a lot easier would put the thing in clam shell packaging and a label that says "may not be returned if opened".


She already has clam-shell packaging and it wasn't the proper fit.

/sloppy fit? Buy a ball bat instead........
 
2012-05-08 07:57:54 AM  

Mentat: [img804.imageshack.us image 450x315] Krieger with Italian Prime Minister


Thank you.
 
2012-05-08 08:16:44 AM  

Mock26: I would not mind sniffing Annabelle.


I second this. Cute, funny, body of a 50s pinup.
 
2012-05-08 08:17:22 AM  

unicron702: Sgygus: That title still goes to 'assistant crack whore'. But this job is close.

Jizz mopper.


Bead puller.
 
2012-05-08 08:38:39 AM  

unicron702: Sgygus: That title still goes to 'assistant crack whore'. But this job is close.

Jizz mopper.


At the porno theater with the little private booths? Someone's gotta clean the jam off those screens. And you usually have to dissemble the coin-slot mechanism and swab it out because it often sustains collateral damage during the crazed spurtings of the patrons. And you don't make any money if the quarters are all stuck in the coin slot.
 
2012-05-08 08:39:41 AM  

Ass Exploder: unicron702: Sgygus: That title still goes to 'assistant crack whore'. But this job is close.

Jizz mopper.

Bead puller.


Oh, now, that's a good gig. I mean, it's a special kink, but nice work if you can get it.
 
2012-05-08 08:43:10 AM  

EyeBallStu: octopied: NowhereMon: You would think that it would be a lot easier would put the thing in clam shell packaging and a label that says "may not be returned if opened".

Right here.

Anything perishable/spoilable or that is meant to be used for intimate purposes should not be returnable, unless defective.
Many places that sell swimwear and underwear have a sign saying that these items are non returnable.

I actually worked in a porn store and we would test all of the vibrating toys before they went out the door, so there was absolutely no returns ever. Best part of the job.


Several years ago I heard a customer ask the clerk in an adult book store if they rented the dolls.
 
2012-05-08 09:03:10 AM  
Huh? I've never bought a sex toy that was explicitly not returnable and not refundable. Has anyone been to a sex toy shop that didn't have a rather large "no returns, no refunds" sign?
 
2012-05-08 09:08:04 AM  
I assumed the worst job in Brittan was dentist.
 
2012-05-08 09:12:45 AM  
Does she insert, lie back and think of England?
 
2012-05-08 09:25:17 AM  
Hmmph. I am sure there are plenty of people who would pay you to do that job, rather than you paying them. Especially in England.
 
2012-05-08 09:29:43 AM  

Pope Larry II: I assumed the worst job in Brittan was dentist.


No, just the most uneventful.
 
2012-05-08 09:32:21 AM  

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: Pope Larry II: I assumed the worst job in Brittan was dentist.

No, just the most uneventful.


Have you never seen the "Big Book of British Smiles"?
 
2012-05-08 09:43:47 AM  

Ass Exploder: unicron702: Sgygus: That title still goes to 'assistant crack whore'. But this job is close.

Jizz mopper.

Bead puller.


Deputy Prime Minister.
 
2012-05-08 09:48:49 AM  

Mock26: I would not mind sniffing Annabelle.


[She's] got a boyfriend and his name is Nick. Annabelle caught with the shrimpy limp dick.

/listening to lots of B-Boys this week
 
2012-05-08 10:01:09 AM  
Leonard Washington: "I smell your light-saber"
 
2012-05-08 10:19:04 AM  
Well, at least they have universal health care over there, so your hepatitis treatments won't cost you much.
 
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