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(WANE Ft. Wayne)   Not News: man gets DUI. News: with four children. Fark: strapped to the hood of a car   (wane.com) divider line 45
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2012-05-08 12:09:10 AM  
I blame Romney.
 
2012-05-08 12:11:49 AM  
That's what the trunk is for, idiot.
 
2012-05-08 12:13:45 AM  

cman: I blame Romney.


Nah, Romney would have put them in a large dog carrier and strapped that to the roof of the car.
 
2012-05-08 12:19:37 AM  
That's the last time they'll nag Dad about going to farking Disneyland

/I got your E ticket right here
 
2012-05-08 01:14:14 AM  
Governor Romn----DAMMIT!
 
2012-05-08 01:19:55 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

To be fair, Submitter, the kids were on the roof of the car because the cougar was inside the car. You can't put kids and a cougar inside the same car, man! The cougar will try to eat the kids and they you've got no kids and torn bloody human flesh everywhere while you're driving. Then you'd really have a lot of explaining to do to the wife and cops. Why don't you think for once before asking these kinds of questions?
 
2012-05-08 02:24:03 AM  
Of course the Sick tag is deserved. Putting them on the hood ruins the airflow and kills gas mileage.
 
2012-05-08 02:26:15 AM  
FTA

None of the children - ages 4, 5, 6, and 7 - appeared to be hurt.

Thanks to their having been strapped down no doubt.
 
2012-05-08 02:26:18 AM  
If they weren't Catholic, there'd be enough room inside the car.
 
2012-05-08 02:26:39 AM  
I don't see the problem. Was he over the bag limit?
 
2012-05-08 02:27:32 AM  
Those are 'speed children', they make the car go faster.
 
2012-05-08 02:28:36 AM  
Maybe DUI carries a stronger sentence there if the driver has kids in the car. Solution: No kids in the car.
 
2012-05-08 02:28:38 AM  

Somacandra: You can't put kids and a cougar inside the same car, man


www.weirdasianews.com

Put the pussy on the outside - looks nicer
 
2012-05-08 02:30:14 AM  

Confabulat: That's what the trunk is for, idiot.


No, the trunk and back seats are for the booze they bought.
 
2012-05-08 02:31:31 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Confabulat: That's what the trunk is for, idiot.

No, the trunk and back seats are for the booze they bought.


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2012-05-08 02:33:32 AM  
i.qkme.me

he needed to get somewhere
 
2012-05-08 02:34:14 AM  

Hector Remarkable: Those are 'speed children', they make the car go faster.


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2012-05-08 02:44:38 AM  
i215.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 02:45:14 AM  
I wonder... bungee cords or nylon rope?
 
2012-05-08 02:58:36 AM  
Champion.
 
2012-05-08 03:16:45 AM  
It couldn't have been Romney. This guy was drinking.
 
2012-05-08 03:20:47 AM  

Shrapnel:


It's 3am and I'm laughing too hard. Where is that from?
 
2012-05-08 03:30:53 AM  
Maybe they just didn't want him to join the police academy.
 
2012-05-08 03:43:59 AM  

hootkr: Champion.

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Champion.
 
2012-05-08 03:44:46 AM  

Spartan_Manhandler: Maybe they just didn't want him to join the police academy.


Oh, good reference. Police Academy 2, IIRC.
 
2012-05-08 05:26:27 AM  
How is Florida not involved?
 
2012-05-08 05:52:53 AM  
Trunk is for monkey and if had one he wouldn't have been ticketed for anything.

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2012-05-08 06:01:55 AM  
One of my favorite threats come true. I wonder if he used bungies or towing straps?
 
2012-05-08 06:15:40 AM  
Dammit Romney.

Oh, wait. He doesn't drink.
 
2012-05-08 06:28:38 AM  
ww3.hdnux.com


/no, it's never going away
 
2012-05-08 06:42:11 AM  

farkingismybusiness: I don't see the problem. Was he over the bag limit?


That is what I was thinking. Sounded like he got lucky on that last hunting trip.
 
2012-05-08 07:48:15 AM  
Rubber baby Buick bumpers?
 
2012-05-08 07:57:34 AM  
It appears with children aged 7, 6, 5, and 4 that they finally four years ago figured out what was causing them.
 
2012-05-08 08:34:17 AM  

rnatalie: It appears with children aged 7, 6, 5, and 4 that they finally four years ago figured out what was causing them.


And she said 'never touch me again!', which is why he drinks?
 
2012-05-08 08:36:15 AM  
Next time they bug their dad to watch TJ Hooker, they'll think twice.
 
2012-05-08 08:55:45 AM  
How could they see around the 4 car seats?
 
2012-05-08 09:38:33 AM  
They'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something.
 
2012-05-08 09:52:03 AM  
This is horrible. And I want to see a picture.
 
2012-05-08 10:23:41 AM  
I say they add this to Saint's Row or GTA. Tie people to your car and see how long they last! How many points are kids again?
 
2012-05-08 10:30:18 AM  
OK, if you're going to grag Romney into this story, I am compelled to say that at least it wasn't Obama who would have had the kids for dinner. Brought to us by Obama's USDA.

media.fukung.net
 
2012-05-08 10:52:23 AM  
But, they LOVED riding on top of the car
 
2012-05-08 11:03:09 AM  
Milderp:

When are you guys going to realize that its not "teh ebil libs" that have a problem with ol Mittens here? He's just too easy to make fun of. It is you guys. WE, or at least, I, love the fact that you guys cant stand the guy that YOU have picked as your nominee. I, at least, find it farking hilarious and you guys really need to own up to your failure. Prepare your anus.
 
2012-05-08 11:08:47 AM  

Shrapnel: [i215.photobucket.com image 498x345]


thank you

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-05-08 11:27:12 AM  
Stunt Man Mike approves.
 
2012-05-08 11:46:44 AM  
What's the bag limit for kids in Ft. Wayne? Where can you go to get them weighed in?
 
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