Chemi-decack.

;)

Well, to be honest, I believe he does a lot of stupid things when he's sober as well.

skinink: "Chapa said he "didn't do anything to harm" the girl, but then explained a few more molestations and said he was sorry, according to the documents."
It's refreshing when child molesters are this stupid as to make it easy to catch them. Jeebus, his testimony reads like the script for "Precious 2".

I thought precious was about a fat girl fighting an eating disorder?

It almost sounds like at the time he was trying make a (very bad) joke. DNRTFA

O_o

The "I was drunk" defense only works if it happens once, not several times over the course of a decade.

/What the hell is wrong with people?
//I'm starting to think Maricopa County deserves its own tag.

Maybe he was drunk when talking to the cops, because that "defense" is certainly a lot of stupid shiat.

It's like being in the Mob.
A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shiat.

......no.

Gyrfalcon: "Starting to think?" Where have you been for the last 20 years?

Staying as far away from Arizona as possible. :)

Indubitably: Chemi-decack.

;)

Wow.

Chemically castrate sexual offenders soon, please.

Um,

Many offenders here?

Castrate yerselves, please.

Goodnight.

;)

Fluorescent Testicle: //I'm starting to think Maricopa County deserves its own tag.

Oh holy hell, this isn't even the dumbest pedophile in Maricopa county. From one of the related articles, about a criminal defense lawyer no less, he apparently drew a whiteboard diagram for police on how he wanted to have sex with his 12 year old stepdaughter.

You have to wonder if that guy was TRYING to get the easiest conviction in the history of the court.

SoCalSurfer: skinink: "Chapa said he "didn't do anything to harm" the girl, but then explained a few more molestations and said he was sorry, according to the documents."
It's refreshing when child molesters are this stupid as to make it easy to catch them. Jeebus, his testimony reads like the script for "Precious 2".

I thought precious was about a fat girl fighting an eating disorder?

Her father begins to molests her from when she was a baby, and the mother's speech about how it started and how the mother knew but did nothing is tough to listen to, even for a movie. It's a good film but I would never watch it again. It's tragic.

Indubitably: Chemi-decack.

;)

I'm with ya on this one. Use your penis as a weapon against someone, and you don't get to use it.

Notes in class? What are they in some sort of 3rd world society?

Indubitably: Chemically castrate sexual offenders soon, please.

Nope. Pound their balls flat with a mallet, Gallagher style.

The "Hangover" defense.

Among the excuses Chapa had for police, according to the documents, ...he wanted to teach the girl about "what boys want from girls,"

The "I wanted to teach them about sexual abuse" excuse is extremely common.

Which is a bit ironic, when you think about it.

Just put him in GenPop, things will sort themselves out.

Must resist the urge to create a Dos Equis guy image macro for this.

It's not every day that you read in a article saying the guy did a lot of nasty things to the girl, such as licking her vagina and butt crack. It's that kind of frankness I expect from my journalists.

That and the headline is pure gold.

Sum Dum Gai: Fluorescent Testicle: //I'm starting to think Maricopa County deserves its own tag.

Oh holy hell, this isn't even the dumbest pedophile in Maricopa county. From one of the related articles, about a criminal defense lawyer no less, he apparently drew a whiteboard diagram for police on how he wanted to have sex with his 12 year old stepdaughter.

You have to wonder if that guy was TRYING to get the easiest conviction in the history of the court.

If he hadn't yet then it sounds like he did the right thing actually, confessing that he wanted to do something horrible and wasn't sure he could stop himself is ultimately more honorable than most people ever are.

buckethead_22: The "Hangover" defense.

Mike Tyson and his tiger approve. (Niiiiiice!)

Digitalstrange: confessing that he wanted to do something horrible and wasn't sure he could stop himself is ultimately more honorable than most people ever are

Your definition of honourable differs from mine. I am not able to honour this particularly individual.

Odoriferous Queef: Indubitably: Chemically castrate sexual offenders soon, please.

Nope. Pound their balls flat with a mallet, Gallagher style.

Wait a couple days then use an axe for full removal and hand them the needle and thread. Make them sit down to pee for the rest of their lives I say. The very defintion of "You are now kicked out of the man club, please turn in balls".

skinink: SoCalSurfer: skinink: "Chapa said he "didn't do anything to harm" the girl, but then explained a few more molestations and said he was sorry, according to the documents."
It's refreshing when child molesters are this stupid as to make it easy to catch them. Jeebus, his testimony reads like the script for "Precious 2".

I thought precious was about a fat girl fighting an eating disorder?

Her father begins to molests her from when she was a baby, and the mother's speech about how it started and how the mother knew but did nothing is tough to listen to, even for a movie. It's a good film but I would never watch it again. It's tragic.

I haven't seen the movie but read the book years ago. Tragic and well done..

I was looking for that article about the guy helping out the monkey with the stuck peanut when I found this.

No, nooooo.... this guy just needs to be killed.

Just put him in prison General Population, and within a day he will have so many shanks sticking out of him, he'll look like a Stainless Steel Porcupine.

I still can't get past thinking 4 year old and butthole licking.

I'm a little bothered by the 3 slideshows of hot girls in bikinis on the same page as Rapey-Mc-Rapeface here...