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		I used to go for walks in the park like you, but then I took an arrow in the neck (dailymail.co.uk)		37
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Gyrfalcon		2012-05-07 10:11:20 PM

Well, that meme is now officially dead, isn't it?

Kanemano		2012-05-07 10:12:02 PM

he's just a wild and crazy guy

wildsnowllama		2012-05-07 10:12:56 PM

*Twang*

Notabunny		2012-05-07 10:13:36 PM

What's your point, subby?

Indubitably		2012-05-07 10:13:37 PM

Arrow in the face, man.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-05-07 10:13:56 PM

Damned Indians.

Tyranicle		2012-05-07 10:14:07 PM

Non-story. Overzelous staff.

goddamndroogs!		2012-05-07 10:15:28 PM

A Continuity of Parks, by Julio Cortazar

Dr. Horrible		2012-05-07 10:15:36 PM

Seriously, does this look bad?
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OlieFan37		2012-05-07 10:17:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: Well, that meme is now officially dead, isn't it?

It's not dead...yet!

balisane		2012-05-07 10:17:34 PM

Holy crap. Remind me never to wear my "arrow to the knee" t-shirt outside ever again

/taking archery lessons this summer
//may be in distinct danger

wildsnowllama		2012-05-07 10:17:54 PM

Dr. Horrible: Seriously, does this look bad?
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Looks like the movie poster for the Seth Rogen movie.

Molavian		2012-05-07 10:17:59 PM

Hey, but he's got a hot wife.

halB		2012-05-07 10:20:59 PM

balisane: Holy crap. Remind me never to wear my "arrow to the knee" t-shirt outside ever again

/taking archery lessons this summer
//may be in distinct danger

Make sure the arm you use to hold the bow is slightly bent.

Hold the bow lightly. No need to use a death grip.

See through the arrow.

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-05-07 10:21:39 PM

balisane: Holy crap. Remind me never to wear my "arrow to the knee" t-shirt outside ever again.

That's probably a good idea.

PaLarkin		2012-05-07 10:23:03 PM

OlieFan37: Gyrfalcon: Well, that meme is now officially dead, isn't it?

It's not dead...yet!

Don't worry. It'll be stone dead in a moment.

stuhayes2010		2012-05-07 10:24:36 PM

We need more arrow control laws!!!!

lousyskater		2012-05-07 10:24:47 PM

Gyrfalcon: Well, that meme is now officially dead, isn't it?

It was dead the moment it started. It was never funny.

LeroyBourne		2012-05-07 10:28:11 PM

lousyskater: Gyrfalcon: Well, that meme is now officially dead, isn't it?

It was dead the moment it started. It was never funny.

What about the 'meanwhile in russia'? If I had skills I'd caption one of those pics.

Herr Flick's Revenge		2012-05-07 10:28:45 PM

lousyskater: Gyrfalcon: Well, that meme is now officially dead, isn't it?

It was dead the moment it started. It was never funny.

Don't tell me, someone stole your sweet roll?

Maul555		2012-05-07 10:29:32 PM

Are they just not allowed to smile over there? If this was me, I would be happy.

Yay, I am alive and will be fine!

Yay, my husband didnt die!

Yay, Russian medicine didnt kill me!

oh wait, we are still stuck in Russia
/stoic face

bdub77		2012-05-07 10:32:43 PM

LordJiro		2012-05-07 10:47:04 PM

NSFW language

/Which joke did gamers wear out faster? 'The cake is a lie' or 'arrow to the knee'?

balisane		2012-05-07 10:47:11 PM

halB: balisane: Holy crap. Remind me never to wear my "arrow to the knee" t-shirt outside ever again

/taking archery lessons this summer
//may be in distinct danger

Make sure the arm you use to hold the bow is slightly bent.

Hold the bow lightly. No need to use a death grip.

See through the arrow.

Will take it on board, thanks! I'm mainly concerned right now with not being able to pull better than a kid's bow; doing every kind of curl and shoulder/back exercise I can think of.

almafuerte		2012-05-07 11:03:58 PM

goddamndroogs!: A Continuity of Parks, by Julio Cortazar

Awesome short story, but horrible translation.

Spanish literature isn't easy to translate into English .. it looses most of its beautiful complexity.

Plissken		2012-05-07 11:19:28 PM

bdub77:

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

goddamndroogs!		2012-05-07 11:21:04 PM

Yea but you get what the author was going for. Nice to meet you almafuerte.

jmadisonbiii		2012-05-07 11:21:19 PM

KrispyKritter		2012-05-07 11:26:07 PM

A person who participates in archery is typically known as an "archer" or "bowman", and one who is fond of or an expert at archery can be referred to as a "toxophilite". (Wikipedia)

A person who puts an archery range within an unsafe distance from a public park can be referred to as a "moran" - Mr. Common Sense

Mock26		2012-05-07 11:39:45 PM

Maul555: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x330]

Are they just not allowed to smile over there? If this was me, I would be happy.

Yay, I am alive and will be fine!

Yay, my husband didnt die!

Yay, Russian medicine didnt kill me!

oh wait, we are still stuck in Russia
/stoic face

Wife looks upset, like she did not get her money's worth with the hitman. And what a brilliant plan! Kill him with a bow and arrow as we walk by an archery club. It will look like an accident!

ironrat		2012-05-08 12:23:58 AM

He should have just left it there, he would look totally badass on the battlefield walking around like that.

Badgers		2012-05-08 12:37:19 AM

Down in the park
Where the machmen
Meet the machines
And play 'Kill by numbers'
Down in the park
With a friend called 'Five'

/Oh look, there's a rape machine.

HoratioGates		2012-05-08 01:00:24 AM

I would have left the arrow in and applied for a job as a weathervane.

over_and_done		2012-05-08 03:15:43 AM

"I used to make arrow to the knee jokes. Then I took a vagina to the dick."

/don't remember where I saw that
//quite possibly FARK

ObscureNameHere		2012-05-08 09:43:12 AM

Maul555: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x330]

Are they just not allowed to smile over there? If this was me, I would be happy.

Yay, I am alive and will be fine!

Yay, my husband didnt die!

Yay, Russian medicine didnt kill me!

oh wait, we are still stuck in Russia
/stoic face

Wow! I didn't know Farkette Littlets (sp) was married!

/well, it looks a lot like her...

ObscureNameHere		2012-05-08 09:45:19 AM

halB: balisane: Holy crap. Remind me never to wear my "arrow to the knee" t-shirt outside ever again

/taking archery lessons this summer
//may be in distinct danger

Make sure the arm you use to hold the bow is slightly bent.

Hold the bow lightly. No need to use a death grip.

See through the arrow.

Also remember to hold down the right mouse button to Zoom in (once you get the Eagle Eye perk of course).

Make sure to use a Damage Magicka regen potion when shooting powerful mages.