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2012-05-07 10:59:40 PM

Lipspinach: WhyteRaven74: ununcle: If Travolta was gay why would he be so in the closet?

Cause Scientology doesn't exactly approve of gays.

Then why wouldn't he get the fark out of Scientology.


The usual explanation for people not leaving Scientology is that the church threatens them with blackmail if they do (you have to reveal your darkest secrets in auditing sessions and they record everything), but the reality is that it's a cult and plays all the sort of usual games that cults play to keep members from quitting.

Sadly, it's more common than you'd think.
 
2012-05-07 11:03:24 PM

Johnsnownw: What the hell allows you to file anonymously? As other's have stated, this certainly appears to be nothing more than a money grab, and the facts of the "encounter" are scant to say the least. This asshat deserves only our ridicule and derision...oh, and the same for the masseuse.


I see what...

Anyway, I hope the hand-job refusenik's in hiding. Freaking scientologists are hardly the fun kind of crazy.
 
2012-05-07 11:07:21 PM

Lipspinach: Don't get me wrong, I really want to believe it, but can CoS really ruin or break him if he wants to leave?


You know that auditing bs they do? They coerce you into telling them every dirty secret and impure thought you've ever had. Then they put it all down and file away.

He's been a Scientologist since. They could break & ruin him 100 times over without breaking a sweat.
 
2012-05-07 11:08:05 PM

Lipspinach: WhyteRaven74: ununcle: If Travolta was gay why would he be so in the closet?

Cause Scientology doesn't exactly approve of gays.

Then why wouldn't he get the fark out of Scientology.
The whole in the "closet case" thing doesn't really ring true for me.
Don't get me wrong, I really want to believe it, but can CoS really ruin or break him if he wants to leave?


If he's gay and wants to stay closeted, he can't leave because they'd out him. There were rumors that he was thinking of quitting Scientology after his son died and that the reason we started suddenly seeing somewhat more concrete "Travolta's secretly gay" stories was because the CoS was leaking things to make it imminently clear what would happen unless he fell back in line.

Now, if I were him, I'd say "screw that, you can't hurt me if everybody already knows my secrets," but then, I'm not a movie star with so much invested in the attempt to appear straight.
 
2012-05-07 11:08:36 PM

Kaybeck: He's been a Scientologist since 1975. They could break & ruin him 100 times over without breaking a sweat.


Derp.
 
2012-05-07 11:09:08 PM
"Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

I lost it right here.
 
2012-05-07 11:13:51 PM
roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-07 11:15:08 PM

rynthetyn: If he's gay and wants to stay closeted, he can't leave because they'd out him. There were rumors that he was thinking of quitting Scientology after his son died and that the reason we started suddenly seeing somewhat more concrete "Travolta's secretly gay" stories was because the CoS was leaking things to make it imminently clear what would happen unless he fell back in line.
Now, if I were him, I'd say "screw that, you can't hurt me if everybody already knows my secrets," but then, I'm not a movie star with so much invested in the attempt to appear straight.


I feel bad for him because if that's true, he must live a tortured existence, but on the other hand, he's over 50 years old and he needs to finally deal with it. His kid died because of these assholes.

I wonder where his wife is in all this?
 
2012-05-07 11:19:06 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: [roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com image 464x284]


Someone can't spell heroin.
 
2012-05-07 11:20:57 PM
The suit goes on to allege Travolta then masturbated and told the masseur he got to where he was "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

So it's like getting raped by a Bond villain who first tells you his detailed life story, motives, and plans instead of just raping you already. Totally realistic, happens all the time.
 
2012-05-07 11:21:55 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Lipspinach: WhyteRaven74: ununcle: If Travolta was gay why would he be so in the closet?

Cause Scientology doesn't exactly approve of gays.

Then why wouldn't he get the fark out of Scientology.

The usual explanation for people not leaving Scientology is that the church threatens them with blackmail if they do (you have to reveal your darkest secrets in auditing sessions and they record everything), but the reality is that it's a cult and plays all the sort of usual games that cults play to keep members from quitting.

Sadly, it's more common than you'd think.


If this guy wins his case & JT is effectively outed it will be interesting to see
what happens vis a vis Scientology.
 
2012-05-07 11:22:57 PM

Lipspinach: WhyteRaven74: ununcle: If Travolta was gay why would he be so in the closet?

Cause Scientology doesn't exactly approve of gays.

Then why wouldn't he get the fark out of Scientology.
The whole in the "closet case" thing doesn't really ring true for me.
Don't get me wrong, I really want to believe it, but can CoS really ruin or break him if he wants to leave?


He joined a search that made their bones "curing" 2 things: homosexuality and drug addiction.

Part of their program is to have you admit to every "bad" thing you have ever done, which they record.

They then monitor every thing you do, keeping records of all of it, and have continued sessions for you to again admit all the "bad" things you did.

And if you leave they take all of that information and leak it to the press and your wife's lawyers for the impending divorce.

Yeah... why would he leave?
 
2012-05-07 11:24:49 PM

rynthetyn: Now, if I were him, I'd say "screw that, you can't hurt me if everybody already knows my secrets,"


I hope this is what happens. But of course that masseuse won't win
and he'll still be farked.
 
2012-05-07 11:24:55 PM

SharkTrager: Someone can't spell heroin.


cs6081.userapi.com
 
2012-05-07 11:32:10 PM
FTFA: The masseur claims he told Travolta he did not have sex with his clients, but Travolta was undeterred, offering to do a "reverse massage," adding, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"

Am I the only one who read this in Vinnie Barbarino's voice?
 
2012-05-07 11:43:39 PM

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The masseur claims he told Travolta he did not have sex with his clients, but Travolta was undeterred, offering to do a "reverse massage," adding, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"

Am I the only one who read this in Vinnie Barbarino's voice?


I read it in the "I shot Marvin in the face" voice. This scenario sort of brings new meaning to that quote now.
 
2012-05-07 11:48:12 PM

SharkTrager: Lipspinach: WhyteRaven74: ununcle: If Travolta was gay why would he be so in the closet?

Cause Scientology doesn't exactly approve of gays.

Then why wouldn't he get the fark out of Scientology.
The whole in the "closet case" thing doesn't really ring true for me.
Don't get me wrong, I really want to believe it, but can CoS really ruin or break him if he wants to leave?

He joined a search that made their bones "curing" 2 things: homosexuality and drug addiction.

Part of their program is to have you admit to every "bad" thing you have ever done, which they record.

They then monitor every thing you do, keeping records of all of it, and have continued sessions for you to again admit all the "bad" things you did.

And if you leave they take all of that information and leak it to the press and your wife's lawyers for the impending divorce.

Yeah... why would he leave?


So when is Anonymous going to take down CoS anyway?
They sure are taking their time.
 
2012-05-07 11:49:35 PM
No farking way do I believe that John Travolta sexually assaulted a masseur. That's entirely implausible, it would never happen. Not in a million years. Let me read this "massuer's" story and find the holes in the plot for y'all.

::reads article::

Oh! Massuer means a male masseuse! Well, learn something new every day. Okay, yeah, that's plausible. I believe it.
 
2012-05-07 11:56:33 PM
Mr. Travola was just greasing his sweathog. Wha-ha-ha-ha-howww......
 
2012-05-07 11:56:34 PM
Sounds like the Co$ used personal info about "Welcome Back Cotter Days" and gay Hollywood jews, which was recorded during their "confidential" Thetan sessions, to fabricate a false story in order to tarnish his reputation

Travolta seemed to publicly denounce the Co$ after they let his son die

And he should come out of the closet already, everyone will still love the guy and think him a hero for standing up to Co$
 
2012-05-07 11:58:24 PM

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The masseur claims he told Travolta he did not have sex with his clients, but Travolta was undeterred, offering to do a "reverse massage," adding, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"

Am I the only one who read this in Vinnie Barbarino's voice?


Not by a long shot. I even added a little "I'm totally serious, aw jeez!"
 
2012-05-07 11:59:28 PM

Apos: Kurmudgeon: John, if you're done with this, send her my way after the divorce.
/wear the uniform, Kelly
//please?
[www.dramastyle.com image 270x400]

Gloooorious! What movie is this from?


Sky High, it flew under the radar because it was kids movie but it was a good film. A little cheesy at times but not stupid, plus it had Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell in it as well as Kelly Preston looking hot in that super suit

Essentially it was about the everyday lives of kids at a high school for superheros
 
2012-05-08 12:04:28 AM
If i'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.

/so with suger on top

//stop touchin my cock
 
2012-05-08 12:08:29 AM
"Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

The controllers expect favors in return for sex? So, they give out sex somehow - homosexual, Jewish sex - and in return for the sex which they give and have given to others such as John Travolta, they are then granted favors in exchange, such as...? What? John Travolta jerks you off and so you get a turkey? Or you have to jerk Travolta off, and still you get a turkey? Or at least you expect to get a turkey. Or do you have to give him a turkey? It's unclear exactly how Hollywood works.
 
2012-05-08 12:11:55 AM
sorry, I remain convinced 90% of actors are gay. didn't you go to high school? Don't you remember the effeminate theater guys? Who like to pretend to be someone else 'cause they can't deal with who they are?

it must be a sad life. if you like to suck the cawk then just do that but quit trying to have your publicist foozle us with all of your romantic entanglements.

i hate cgi with a passion but hopefully they'll soon be able to dispense with actors altogether a la american flagg.

think of it! no more people magazine! no more faux celebrity gossip!

furthermore, any time I find out someone is a scientologist I lose any possible respect i may have had for that person. they are worse than mormons.

/end rant.....for now
 
2012-05-08 12:23:39 AM

Snapper Carr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x303]

I bet Exene was pissed.


I believe Mr. Travolta would qualify as both homosexual AND idle rich at this point in his career?
 
2012-05-08 12:43:22 AM

RoyHobbs22: Am I the only one who read this in Vinnie Barbarino's voice?

I read it in the "I shot Marvin in the face" voice.


I mentally added "puny man-animal."
 
2012-05-08 12:45:05 AM

Omahawg: furthermore, any time I find out someone is a scientologist I lose any possible respect i may have had for that person.


here's a handy list of people you can lose respect for or never respect.

Link

/I'm sure they care
 
2012-05-08 12:56:39 AM

AuralArgument: Omahawg: furthermore, any time I find out someone is a scientologist I lose any possible respect i may have had for that person.

here's a handy list of people you can lose respect for or never respect.

Link

/I'm sure they care


don't matter if they do or don't. its just farking stupid. like finding out someone nice and normal and funny is a depraved sheep farker who then likes to rip out the sheep's neck following the sheep rape and suck out all their sheep blood. it is just baaaaa-aaad.

it is like that. yes, yes it is.


et tu, bart simpson? sigh...
 
2012-05-08 01:29:36 AM
his 'wife' is a totally insane Scientology biatch
 
2012-05-08 01:46:51 AM
All haters:
i235.photobucket.com

YOU do this and come out straight.
 
2012-05-08 01:50:07 AM

Nem Wan: The suit goes on to allege Travolta then masturbated and told the masseur he got to where he was "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

So it's like getting raped by a Bond villain who first tells you his detailed life story, motives, and plans instead of just raping you already. Totally realistic, happens all the time.



He sounds like that woman, about 25 years ago? who said that David Bowie had raped her and afterward said "congratulations, now you have AIDS" or something like that. Obviously, she turned out to be insane and lying.
 
2012-05-08 02:12:56 AM

Solid Muldoon: Oh no! A multi-millionaire wants to have sex with me! I'm traumatized!

What a loser.


I gotta go with this right here, folk.

/Deal with it, loser
 
2012-05-08 02:14:29 AM

Mind of the North Star: Solid Muldoon: Oh no! A multi-millionaire wants to have sex with me! I'm traumatized!

What a loser.

I gotta go with this right here, folk folks.

/Deal with it, loser

 
2012-05-08 02:15:13 AM
So when Scientologists are gay, what position do they play?

Is he a bottom tethan?
 
2012-05-08 02:16:08 AM
Scientologist and bad behavior during a massage?
iamatvjunkie.typepad.com
unrealityshout.com
 
2012-05-08 02:18:06 AM
Will the horrific grammar and spelling in the lawsuit make a difference? Do federal judges notice such things?
 
2012-05-08 02:20:03 AM

RoyBatty: so gutless to file this as John Doe



I'm sure he knows what happens to people who confront powerful Scientologists. It's no joke. Really. The longer he can keep his anonymity, the better.
 
2012-05-08 04:01:54 AM

Hector Remarkable: "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

The controllers expect favors in return for sex? So, they give out sex somehow - homosexual, Jewish sex - and in return for the sex which they give and have given to others such as John Travolta, they are then granted favors in exchange, such as...? What? John Travolta jerks you off and so you get a turkey? Or you have to jerk Travolta off, and still you get a turkey? Or at least you expect to get a turkey. Or do you have to give him a turkey? It's unclear exactly how Hollywood works.


What a John Travolta homosexual Jewish turkey favor might look like:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/that was where you were going with this, right?
 
2012-05-08 04:56:55 AM
I can't believe people still don't know about Travolta, the saunas, and swarthy-looking arab guys. It's been known for years.
 
2012-05-08 06:15:01 AM

WhyteRaven74: ununcle: Even if John was gay, would he be this stupid?

Well he is a Scientologist.


This.
 
2012-05-08 06:23:25 AM
That whole story sounds fake and meant to embarass Mr. Travolta. Yeah, he's gay; but the craigslist masseuse is a golddigger and an extortionist.
 
2012-05-08 06:26:02 AM

FunkOut: Solid Muldoon: Oh no! A multi-millionaire wants to have sex with me! I'm traumatized!

What a loser.

To be fair, Travolta is appallingly creepy and icky.


He needs to bring the beard-and-mustache back, he looks good as a bald bear, not so hot clean shaven. But the bald bear look really brings out his masculinity and his eyes.

/Was Jet's death legitimate or suspicious?
 
2012-05-08 06:29:49 AM

Hector Remarkable: "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

The controllers expect favors in return for sex? So, they give out sex somehow - homosexual, Jewish sex - and in return for the sex which they give and have given to others such as John Travolta, they are then granted favors in exchange, such as...? What? John Travolta jerks you off and so you get a turkey? Or you have to jerk Travolta off, and still you get a turkey? Or at least you expect to get a turkey. Or do you have to give him a turkey? It's unclear exactly how Hollywood works.


Hollywood is controlled by pedophiles. They do trade in young men, young boys. I thought *that* was the 'worst kept secret?
 
2012-05-08 07:04:58 AM
This isn't the first time I heard of any of this.

/not surprised but probably a smear job by scientology itself to keep him in line
 
2012-05-08 07:15:42 AM

Christian Bale: Nem Wan: The suit goes on to allege Travolta then masturbated and told the masseur he got to where he was "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

So it's like getting raped by a Bond villain who first tells you his detailed life story, motives, and plans instead of just raping you already. Totally realistic, happens all the time.


He sounds like that woman, about 25 years ago? who said that David Bowie had raped her and afterward said "congratulations, now you have AIDS" or something like that. Obviously, she turned out to be insane and lying.


This.
 
2012-05-08 07:34:44 AM
Travolta = queer as a $3 bill. Probably has bareback butt sects.

/PSA: Scientology causes homosexuality.
 
2012-05-08 08:06:31 AM

Lipspinach: If this guy wins his case & JT is effectively outed it will be interesting to see


He doesn't seem to have much of a case, given that Travolta is saying he was on the opposite coast when the alleged assault happened.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: /Was Jet's death legitimate or suspicious?


It was an accident, but I think it would have been more carefully investigated if it had happened here in the States. Basically, they had a kid with profound mental disabilities, but pretended he didn't because Scientology doesn't believe in mental illness or disability.
 
2012-05-08 08:09:17 AM
From what I hear Mr. Travolta has a thing for older turkish/middle eastern men. So lets get a look at this hookers face (oh come on, lets be honest here). If he just came out of the closet publicly I could forgive him for that whole scientology run (cept killing his kid). Never happen, they would kill him first.
 
2012-05-08 08:20:10 AM

Lipspinach: So when is Anonymous going to take down CoS anyway?
They sure are taking their time.


They lost interest, like they always do.

That said, the only way to take down Scientology is the Government. Their secrets are known. Their methods are known. Their farked up beliefs are known. But people still join and people still give them their lives and money.

Until enough bureaucrats and politicians decide that enough is enough and both revoke their non-profit status and investigate the myriad of crimes of which they are accused, nothing will change. For that to happen you need a few brave souls, in positions of authority, who have a clean past and are willing to tolerate the heinous things of which they will be publicly accused. Maybe, and this is a big maybe, enough of those kinds of people speaking out and acting would get enough people who lack one or both of those traits to join in and actually create a situation where the tactics of the CoS won't work.

Short of that the only thing that can kill the CoS is the CoS itself. But given the fact that David Miscavige's monumental screw ups and abuse haven't been enough I shudder to think what it would actually take.
 
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