Indubitably: BarkingUnicorn: Male alleged victim says, "The reality is it can happen to men as well as it can happen to women."

Well sure, if you have moobs!

Um,

Ugly much?

;)

P.S. You are no unicorn. And yer bark is even less...

If it's Huffington post I know it isn't anything I want to click on, there will be lots of ads and about a four word article.

Hot picante or hot caliente?

Well, she's a Constable in Dickinson, Texas. What the hell did you expect?

Where do I get a greenlight for FARK jumped the shark ?

give her teh jail

She would place sixth in a drag queen competition.

That looks like Delta Burke in drag.

mikdeetx: She would place sixth in a drag queen competition.

damn it.

BigRightRear: aah. fell for the old hot trick again

Subby needs to have honey poured on his balls then left outside to wait for hibernating bears to emerge.

Is that Tyne Daly?

Duck taco :(

Eww.

The old Hot as in not thing on fark is well past the lame mark

bim1154: fark this shiat... I'm going back here

Thank you, sir. That's almost as good as eye bleach... maybe better.

This problem cd be solved in a flash if Fark threads were prefaced by "Submitted by ...."

Let's give subby the benefit of the doubt here, hot flashes are a common side effect of menopause.

The officer's face in the back left of the photo tells it all.
/DO NOT WANT

That mancow is hideous!

On a related note, my new diet plan is to click on any headline with the term "hot or hottie" then promptly throw up. I should lose 10 to 15 pounds in the first month.

Molavian: Man, I'd f*ck the sh*t out of that b*tch.

See me, well I'd sh*t the f*ck out of that biatch. Poo everywhere. She'll never think about sex again.....

My GF saw it, now SHE wants to sue.

Hot chicks don't have to force anyone to motorboat ... nice try, Subby ...

Not even Food Network Star Chef Anne Burrell would do her.

He will need to report this to his priapism anonymous support group.

Avery614: Molavian: Man, I'd f*ck the sh*t out of that b*tch.

See me, well I'd sh*t the f*ck out of that biatch. Poo everywhere. She'll never think about sex again.....

Sex and violence were mutually exclusive for me and you until you shat this recently.

;)

Indubitably: Sex and violence were mutually exclusive for me and you until you shat this recently.

;)

Broadening horizons.
It's what I do.

I'd let her make me motorboat her any day.

NateAsbestos: BigRightRear: aah. fell for the old hot trick again

Damnit me too. I swear this didn't USED to be the thing on Fark. Hot used to mean hot!

/My lawn and so forth

Submitter here. I'll come clean. I was sitting on zero greenlights, despite trying several for Politics, Entertainment, and Geek that I thought were at least semi-clever or enticing. I was scrolling through HuffPo today, saw the story, and thought, "This should be easy."

Much like the actions of the hippopotamus in the article, it was an act of desperation.

She's hot alright. In a "kill it with fire" kinda way

Avery614: Indubitably: Sex and violence were mutually exclusive for me and you until you shat this recently.

;)

Broadening horizons.
It's what I do.

Not really.

I agree with the anti bait-and-switch sentiment, but to sue for a 'forced motorboat'...this Deputy Dawg needs to give up his man card. There comes a time in every man's life where he's gotta suck it up and lay pipe. Just get 'er dun and move on. If this hose-beast laid it on me, she'd leave with heavily masticated and sloppy-wet nipples. that's what a man does.

/To sue is to be a Sue
//wuss
///clean up in the estrogen aisle

Not mentioned yet: Plaintiff still ghey even if Defendant is a little chunky.

/tits is tits

subby clearly is not familiar with the concept of karma

Indubitably: Avery614: Indubitably: Sex and violence were mutually exclusive for me and you until you shat this recently.

;)

Broadening horizons.
It's what I do.

Not really.


Yeah I know but you didn't have to go pointing it put....

/fark horizons
//always off chilling in the distance
///think they're better than me

hot female constable

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H AHA!

It's funny because she's not hot, but the headline says she is!!!
My sides are literally splitting!!!
It never gets old! EVER!

ttc2301: Not mentioned yet: Plaintiff still ghey even if Defendant is a little chunky.

/tits is tits


Dude, there's "chunky" and there's "looks like an obese Cane Corso with mange", she falls in the later category.....

Gleeman: [i1180.photobucket.com image 600x750]

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou


/thankyou

"Forced Motorboating" would make a great Fark handle.

mkmcco03: Damn you subby, I threw up in my mouth a little.

A little? I just lost 10lbs.

Begoggle: hot female constable

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H AHA!

It's funny because she's not hot, but the headline says she is!!!
My sides are literally splitting!!!
It never gets old! EVER!