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(Huffington Post)   Deputy sues hot female constable after she pulled her blouse over his head and forced him to motorboat her   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 118
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2012-05-07 08:22:52 PM
aah. fell for the old hot trick again
 
2012-05-07 08:24:21 PM
"Hot" as in "kill it with fire" I assume?
 
2012-05-07 08:24:38 PM

BigRightRear: aah. fell for the old hot trick again


Same here. Hope springs eternal.
 
2012-05-07 08:24:51 PM
Damn you subby, I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-05-07 08:24:57 PM
Slidewhistledownsound.wav
 
2012-05-07 08:26:28 PM
I wonder if anyone is going to mention that they do now want this lady?
 
2012-05-07 08:26:31 PM
Hate you subby, should have known.... hot.... yeah.
 
2012-05-07 08:26:39 PM
I predict that this thread will be full of reasoned discourse and a total lack of the following:

1. Threadshiatters talking about how this person is not "hot".
2. Suspicion of this man's claims because penis.
3. Misogynists.

/Oh wait...
///Strike that.
///Reverse it.
 
2012-05-07 08:26:43 PM

BigRightRear: aah. fell for the old hot trick again


Damnit me too. I swear this didn't USED to be the thing on Fark. Hot used to mean hot!

/My lawn and so forth
 
2012-05-07 08:27:09 PM
I was not aware that Grable's Daughter was a constable.......
 
2012-05-07 08:27:32 PM
I wonder if anyone is going to mention that they do not want this lady?

FIFM
 
2012-05-07 08:27:33 PM
Funny similarity between meth mouth and Marlboro mouth. Not funny haha though.
 
2012-05-07 08:27:47 PM
no pics please
 
2012-05-07 08:28:10 PM

djaudible: Hate you subby, should have known.... hot.... yeah.


This
 
2012-05-07 08:28:23 PM

Cyclometh: I predict that this thread will be full of reasoned discourse and a total lack of the following:

1. Threadshiatters talking about how this person is not "hot".
2. Suspicion of this man's claims because penis.
3. Misogynists.

/Oh wait...
///Strike that.
///Reverse it.


This has been the norm on Farkthe internet since the dawn of time and/or the internet, whichever came first.



andrethered1: I was not aware that Grable's Daughter was a constable.......


YOU SHUT YOUR FACE PLEASE SIR
 
2012-05-07 08:28:28 PM
This "hot when they are disgusting" trend of headlines is farkin lame. I originally started lurking Fark because it was relatively clever. Now all you have to do is find an article with a pig in it, slap hot in the headline, and it's instagreen. It's kind of sad.

/don't let my join date confuse you, lost my last login
//let the snark commence
 
2012-05-07 08:28:35 PM
fark this shiat... I'm going back here
 
2012-05-07 08:28:41 PM
forced motorboating they should do that to those guys in Guantanamo
 
2012-05-07 08:29:29 PM
Just how low are her boobs? It looks like the deputy was forced to his knees to do the motorboating.
 
2012-05-07 08:30:15 PM

RoyHobbs22: I wonder if anyone is going to mention that they do now want this lady?


Only because she isn't a teacher. If she was getting it on with some 16 year old kid, there would be a line of Farkers in here insisting that they'd hit, and the rest of us would too, only we wouldn't admit it.

/I would not hit it. Ever.
 
2012-05-07 08:30:29 PM
The hot officer in question:

galvestondailynews.com

/hot
 
2012-05-07 08:30:41 PM

wambu: no pics please


just to be clear---this thread would be worthless WITH pictures
 
2012-05-07 08:31:20 PM

Dear_Leader: forced motorboating they should do that to those guys in Guantanamo


Jan Brewer would volunteer to motorboat those heathens. Get motorboated for Jesus, Jan!
 
2012-05-07 08:31:32 PM
Submitted this with a better headline -- and no "hot" bait-and-switch.

img542.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-07 08:33:15 PM

andrethered1: I was not aware that Grable's Daughter was a constable.......


Obviously you didn't RTFA.

/blasphemer
 
2012-05-07 08:34:39 PM

wambu: wambu: no pics please

just to be clear---this thread would be worthless WITH pictures


Sorry, I should've refreshed first.. To be fair there was only one reply when I went searching for a pic that wasn't as bad as the one in the article..
 
2012-05-07 08:37:05 PM
Mrs Dog?
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-07 08:37:08 PM
My "It's a win-win!" comment changed to "You win some and you lose some" after looking at the picture.
 
2012-05-07 08:37:54 PM
Gaaaaa....you would have to have your face about belly button height to motorboat those. Would be like 2 cantaloupes hanging in sports socks.


/pukes.
 
2012-05-07 08:38:17 PM

strutin: The hot officer in question:

[galvestondailynews.com image 500x774]

/hot


Looks like her face was made out of a mound of silly putty. *shudder*
 
2012-05-07 08:42:03 PM
The Houston Press has more salacious detail, in Top 5 format.

5. Matranga "began joking with plaintiff about attending 'chunky chick night' at strip clubs in the area where [she] would have the opportunity to perform. Defendant Matranga proceeded to lift one leg over the arm of plaintiff's chair and began making gyrating motions with her hips, while placing her hands at the top of plaintiff's chair, mimicking how a topless dancer would perform a lap dance at a strip club."

4. She "walked into plaintiff's office and stated, 'I spilled some Coke on my canooki.' As [she] made circular motions around her vaginal area, [she ] asked plaintiff with [another deputy] if either of them 'wanted to have some of it?'"

3. Gist said he was sitting near Matranga at her desk when he dropped his pen and bent down to pick it up. "When he did so, defendant Matranga said, 'While you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some 'duck taco'?"

2. When she allowed Gist to work an extra job, she said she should get something in return. She "then parted her legs, made a puckered-lips facial expression with raised eyebrows, and used her hands to begin rubbing her inner thighs near her vagina."

1. And....."Defendant Matranga, while standing in the doorway of her office, deliberately farted and looked at plaintiff while rubbing the clothing area covering her vagina and stated, 'Why can't I get a man?
 
2012-05-07 08:43:44 PM
media.gamespy.com
 
2012-05-07 08:44:39 PM

gerbilpox: The Houston Press has more salacious detail, in Top 5 format.

5. Matranga "began joking with plaintiff about attending 'chunky chick night' at strip clubs in the area where [she] would have the opportunity to perform. Defendant Matranga proceeded to lift one leg over the arm of plaintiff's chair and began making gyrating motions with her hips, while placing her hands at the top of plaintiff's chair, mimicking how a topless dancer would perform a lap dance at a strip club."

4. She "walked into plaintiff's office and stated, 'I spilled some Coke on my canooki.' As [she] made circular motions around her vaginal area, [she ] asked plaintiff with [another deputy] if either of them 'wanted to have some of it?'"

3. Gist said he was sitting near Matranga at her desk when he dropped his pen and bent down to pick it up. "When he did so, defendant Matranga said, 'While you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some 'duck taco'?"

2. When she allowed Gist to work an extra job, she said she should get something in return. She "then parted her legs, made a puckered-lips facial expression with raised eyebrows, and used her hands to begin rubbing her inner thighs near her vagina."

1. And....."Defendant Matranga, while standing in the doorway of her office, deliberately farted and looked at plaintiff while rubbing the clothing area covering her vagina and stated, 'Why can't I get a man?


This reads like a fantasy gone wrong.
 
2012-05-07 08:44:48 PM

cowgirl toffee: Just how low are her boobs? It looks like the deputy was forced to his knees to do the motorboating.


Submarining?
 
2012-05-07 08:46:20 PM
Thread is completely lacking in Vince Vaughn gifs.
 
2012-05-07 08:47:28 PM

strutin: The hot officer in question:


It looks like if you want some sweaty romping in the sack, no holds barred, no questions asked, that's your girl. Turn out the lights and let your dick lead the way. I suspect no orifice is off limits. For some guys, that's plenty incentive enough.
 
2012-05-07 08:49:32 PM
Someone please provide some eyebleach STAT!
 
2012-05-07 08:50:11 PM
DNRTFA whut did I miss ?
 
2012-05-07 08:53:02 PM
I'd be more embarrassed if I were the big bad cop who couldn't fend off this menace. I guess she's trained in the sexy ninja arts, and the fried/frosted pastry arts.
 
2012-05-07 08:53:18 PM
The pic in the article looks like Dusty Rhodes in drag.
 
2012-05-07 08:54:18 PM
Need to see pic of the top of her head.
 
2012-05-07 08:54:20 PM

clowncar on fire: cowgirl toffee: Just how low are her boobs? It looks like the deputy was forced to his knees to do the motorboating.

Submarining?


Is this the first time in the history of the English language the phrase 'forced motorboating' has ever been used?
 
2012-05-07 08:55:10 PM

mudpants: DNRTFA whut did I miss ?


I wouldn't say you missed it.
 
2012-05-07 08:55:31 PM
Paula Deen has really let herself go.
 
2012-05-07 08:55:34 PM
Reverse sexual harassment happens.

It does.

*big sigh*
 
2012-05-07 08:55:42 PM
The problem is that every once in a while, they ARE hot.
 
2012-05-07 08:56:14 PM
i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 08:59:07 PM
Male alleged victim says, "The reality is it can happen to men as well as it can happen to women."

Well sure, if you have moobs!
 
2012-05-07 09:00:04 PM
Replace shoot for sue and we all would understand. Although, this sounds about right for her profession.

Equal opportunity for both sexes right.
 
2012-05-07 09:00:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Male alleged victim says, "The reality is it can happen to men as well as it can happen to women."

Well sure, if you have moobs!


Um,

Ugly much?

;)
 
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