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(Global Post)   Australia is suffering from a 'man drought'. Women asked to be less selective. Men continue to avoid any woman with sharp knees   (globalpost.com) divider line 132
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2012-05-07 11:29:17 PM
::Scene of a New England style clambake:: Man Drought. Foster's: Australian for beer.
 
2012-05-07 11:58:55 PM
Heh. A couple of decades ago, it was the reverse. When I was in high school, I remember hearing about "ads" for women to move to Australia - they'd receive 50K if they moved there permanently.
 
2012-05-08 12:47:06 AM
So, WTF? Did the dingos eat most of the male babies?
 
2012-05-08 01:07:37 AM
img1.fark.net Australia
 
2012-05-08 01:09:30 AM
wait, there is a shortage of available men who make more than 60K and dont have kids? im SHOCKED!

something tells me people who actually DATE the opposite sex already knew that, holy man.
 
2012-05-08 01:09:41 AM
How do you know if he's "the one?"

Is he Misha Collins? No? No.
 
2012-05-08 01:10:46 AM
Australia,Australia,We Love you, Australia!

Anybody else get a whole bunch of crap from a "windows antivirus"? Watch out...
 
2012-05-08 01:11:19 AM
Well that's... *books ticket* as long as there aren't any dangerous; snakes, spiders, birds, lizards, plants, or marsupials I'm cool!
 
2012-05-08 01:11:54 AM
Fark Me To Tears: So, WTF? Did the dingos eat most of the male babies?

Nah, this is a non-story based on the rantings of a catholic priest who is decrying the decline in marriage rates. Naturally he blames women for this, and has decided they are too picky about who they want to marry. Never would he consider that less people get married at all because they don't feel the societal pressure to do so any more, or that those that do get married are doing so later. No, it's women being picky and unreasonable.
 
2012-05-08 01:16:42 AM
Representative of the unwashed masses: Well that's... *books ticket* as long as there aren't any dangerous; snakes, spiders, birds, lizards, plants, or marsupials I'm cool!

Well, some of the sheep won't maul you violently.
 
2012-05-08 01:16:42 AM
Looks like the balance just shifted in favour of the average-looking Aussie bloke ;) Awesome.


/may the odds be ever in your favour?
 
2012-05-08 01:16:43 AM
SpaceyCat: Heh. A couple of decades ago, it was the reverse. When I was in high school, I remember hearing about "ads" for women to move to Australia - they'd receive 50K if they moved there permanently.

Man, I'm always late for the good deals.
 
2012-05-08 01:17:30 AM
I'd love to visit Australia. Plus; it's so close to Munich that you could go to Octoberfest.
 
2012-05-08 01:18:20 AM
Feel free to jump on my dick ladies!

/smooth
 
2012-05-08 01:19:18 AM
Stats: More men than women. Article: Man drought!
 
2012-05-08 01:19:56 AM
Fark Me To Tears: So, WTF? Did the dingos eat most of the male babies?

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They all died from too much blood flow to the brain.
 
2012-05-08 01:21:54 AM
Hoopy Frood: Stats: More men than women. Article: Man drought!

Perhaps it is a vicious cycle of men's chances going down further and further with the imbalance of men and women, and thus bothering to try less often, and thus women find the number of suitable men going down as well?
 
2012-05-08 01:22:03 AM
If all the Sheilas in Australia look like Yvonne Strahovski, I'm immigrating.

/(turns in U.S. passport)
 
2012-05-08 01:22:29 AM
Fark Me To Tears: So, WTF? Did the dingos eat most of the male babies?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 01:23:40 AM
hundreddollarman: If all the Sheilas in Australia look like Yvonne Strahovski, I'm immigrating.

/(turns in U.S. passport)



As an immigrant to the fine nation of Australia, I'll say this - the women are beautiful. BUT, by about the age of 30/35 they turn leathery. The sun here is totally unforgiving.
 
2012-05-08 01:25:02 AM
img72.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-08 01:27:00 AM
Little.Alex: I'd love to visit Australia. Plus; it's so close to Munich that you could go to Octoberfest.

Awwww, I was going to make that joke...
 
2012-05-08 01:27:16 AM
Set up an exchange program with China, solve the problem quickly...
 
2012-05-08 01:27:35 AM
Based solely on my own anecdotal experience... and seeing what's happening with the choices friends and acquaintances are making... this is going to become a large problem (in the US of A) eventually.

Men are figuring out what a scam the whole system of marriage, divorce, support and custody is. And many... like me... simply picked up their ball and went home. Not investing my effort in a game knowing the rules aren't fair.

So... it's either gonna be a big deal... or the women folk will lose interest... and eventually people will stop getting married.
 
2012-05-08 01:30:04 AM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 01:30:20 AM
ladyfortuna: Set up an exchange program with China, solve the problem quickly...

Yeah, I hear it's practically raining men over there.
 
2012-05-08 01:31:27 AM
When the Catholic church puts out warnings about a lack of available male partners, you know it's past being a major problem and has gone full crisis.
 
2012-05-08 01:32:04 AM
Soymilk: Representative of the unwashed masses: Well that's... *books ticket* as long as there aren't any dangerous; snakes, spiders, birds, lizards, plants, or marsupials I'm cool!

Well, some of the sheep won't maul you violently.


But I kinda like the mauling sheep...

/I've been baaaaad
 
2012-05-08 01:32:26 AM
 
2012-05-08 01:32:39 AM
Well since there is an over abundance of men in India and China, what with all the female babies getting drowned and stuff, maybe we can ship them over here. Oh no wait, we hate all those brown skinned people taking our jorrrrrbs.
 
2012-05-08 01:37:17 AM
hundreddollarman: If all the Sheilas in Australia look like Yvonne Strahovski, I'm immigrating.

/(turns in U.S. passport)


They're all Abby Winters Girls. O.o
 
2012-05-08 01:38:32 AM
gameshowhost: hundreddollarman: If all the Sheilas in Australia look like Yvonne Strahovski, I'm immigrating.

/(turns in U.S. passport)

They're all Abby Winters Girls. O.o


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2012-05-08 01:38:34 AM
DarkPascual: Little.Alex: I'd love to visit Australia. Plus; it's so close to Munich that you could go to Octoberfest.

Awwww, I was going to make that joke...



Shake your tiny fist and make another joke.
 
2012-05-08 01:38:52 AM
The article does not provide a comparison number of women. There may be only 86,000 "marriage material" men, but in comparison to how many single women (less than, greater than, these things are important to detail).

Also, who asked the Catholic Church for its opinion?

\Disqualified for being over 34 :)
 
2012-05-08 01:43:01 AM
Fury Pilot: The article does not provide a comparison number of women. There may be only 86,000 "marriage material" men, but in comparison to how many single women (less than, greater than, these things are important to detail).

Also, who asked the Catholic Church for its opinion?

\Disqualified for being over 34 :)


Tacos. (It's my default answer when I have no idea.)
 
2012-05-08 01:43:06 AM
I never considered the "sharp knees" meme and Australia to be on the same continent. One you are in the outback, you're lucky to find one that understands shaving.

/this was meant to bring out the extremely rare but exceptional photos of Australian models
 
2012-05-08 01:43:17 AM
Fury Pilot: The article does not provide a comparison number of women. There may be only 86,000 "marriage material" men, but in comparison to how many single women (less than, greater than, these things are important to detail).

I'm guessing a lot more since he's probably not eliminating the under 60k ladies like he is guys, because ladies are supposed to make sammiches, not 60k.
 
2012-05-08 01:45:00 AM
Makh: ::Scene of a New England style clambake:: Man Drought. Foster's: Australian for beer.

Draught/Drought pun? It's as tr et ch, but it has alcohol, so I accept it.
 
2012-05-08 01:45:58 AM
12349876: Fury Pilot: The article does not provide a comparison number of women. There may be only 86,000 "marriage material" men, but in comparison to how many single women (less than, greater than, these things are important to detail).

I'm guessing a lot more since he's probably not eliminating the under 60k ladies like he is guys, because ladies are supposed to make sammiches, not 60k.


Don't leave out blowjobs! I demand a multitalented woman. She needs to be able to do some cooking, moderate amounts of cleaning, and lots of sucking.
 
2012-05-08 01:47:39 AM
Little.Alex: DarkPascual: Little.Alex: I'd love to visit Australia. Plus; it's so close to Munich that you could go to Octoberfest.

Awwww, I was going to make that joke...


Shake your tiny fist and make another joke.


Fine! I'll post my own joke!! With blackjack!!! And hookers!!!

In fact, forget about the joke...

/Feel better, thanks...
 
2012-05-08 01:47:52 AM
There seems to be an over abundance of single males in San Francisco. Maybe some sort of travel arrangements could be made?
 
2012-05-08 01:48:28 AM
I think women will figure out some way to manage.

i368.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-08 01:50:48 AM
Fury Pilot: The article does not provide a comparison number of women. There may be only 86,000 "marriage material" men, but in comparison to how many single women (less than, greater than, these things are important to detail).

Also, who asked the Catholic Church for its opinion?

\Disqualified for being over 34 :)


This story received some minor attention in Australian media. Stupid Australian media, that is. The answer to your question is, according to this survey, 1.3 million single women. I somehow doubt that they excluded women with kids or women earning under $60K, like they did with men to get this stupid statistic.

This story can safely be ignored. It's what happens when stupid Australian Catholics get into stupid Australian media. Here in Australia we do have some occasionally excellent media, and for all I know there may be some non-stupid Catholics too.
 
2012-05-08 01:50:53 AM
It's my fault. I took all of the eligible men in Australia and I'm having sex with them right now.
 
2012-05-08 01:51:28 AM
angrycrank: I think women will figure out some way to ménage.

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Fixed that for myself.
 
2012-05-08 01:54:29 AM
Makh: ::Scene of a New England style clambake:: Man Drought. Foster's: Australian for beer.

Don't ever make the mistake of stating Fosters: Australian for beer around an Aussie, it is a bootable offence.

\I'll let you off this time with a warning :)
 
2012-05-08 01:58:45 AM
steerforth: It's my fault. I took all of the eligible men in Australia and I'm having sex with them right now.

I'd ask you to share but Lordfortuna would probably get mad at me.
 
2012-05-08 02:01:09 AM
Fury Pilot: Makh: ::Scene of a New England style clambake:: Man Drought. Foster's: Australian for beer.

Don't ever make the mistake of stating Fosters: Australian for beer around an Aussie, it is a bootable offence.

\I'll let you off this time with a warning :)


That's refreshing. After sampling some Fosters, it wasn't anything I had to spit out of my mouth. And I've had one or two since. But I had this feeling that this was not all Australia had to offer. What do you like?
 
2012-05-08 02:01:16 AM
Mock26: angrycrank: I think women will figure out some way to ménage.

[i368.photobucket.com image 120x160]

Fixed that for myself.


Mock26: angrycrank: I think women will figure out some way to ménage.

[i368.photobucket.com image 120x160]

Fixed that for myself.


Thank you. I'm very disappointed by the paucity of double entendres and pictures of hot lesbians in this thread.

img5.visualizeus.com

/be the change
 
2012-05-08 02:04:32 AM
There is always the Catherine the Great solution....
 
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