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(Daily Mail)   Drunk college student jumps three stories into a pool. Missed it by THAT much   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2012-05-08 03:23:13 AM
3 votes:
From the comments: "And this is the future generation that will run our country!?!"

To be fair, I don't think he'll be running anywhere after this.
2012-05-08 10:40:29 AM
1 votes:
As a Colorado University Alum. it always amuses me to see the antics of those wanna-be college students who attend that large high school on the plains....AKA... Colorado State.

/Go Buffs!
//At least the Ram football players can beat gay people.
///"Could" beat them prior to being expelled for doing so!!!
2012-05-08 08:06:08 AM
1 votes:
He will probably recover in time to go vote for Obama.
2012-05-08 07:55:38 AM
1 votes:
Jesus, that looks really painful. But, I got to wondering...how close was this retarded waste of oxygen, really?

So, I did some quick math. 3 stories is about 11 meters. Judging by the photo, I estimated the distance of the pool to be about 5 meters from the building. A little loose, I admit, but close enough.

Disregarding air resistance, an object should take about 1.5 seconds to fall 11 meters. In order to clear 5 meters, then, our f*cking moron is going to need an initial velocity of at least approximately 3.4 m/s. Humans, on average, walk at a pace of about 1.4 m/s, but the top running speed on record is 12.22 m/s. A 20 year old should be able to easily sprint in excess of 3 times their average walking speed, so, there's really no good reason why he couldn't have made the pool.

I am a little bored.
2012-05-08 07:47:19 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-08 05:00:23 AM
1 votes:
Is the concrete OK?
2012-05-08 04:18:05 AM
1 votes:
And since this was written by the british rag, it was actually 4 stories up.

/silly ground floor not being the first floor.
2012-05-08 03:44:48 AM
1 votes:
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2012-05-08 03:12:46 AM
1 votes:
I fell about 8' from a ladder and *only* shattered my right heel. Permanent partial disability and I'll be in pain for the rest of my life, despite my recovery being well-above-average. This kid is farked. I hope his parents have good medical. My little injury alone incurred costs approaching $120K.
2012-05-08 02:51:09 AM
1 votes:
His body looks lifeless as he falls. Not even waving his arms in panic or anything.

He was unconscious from the outset and was pushed.
2012-05-08 02:44:29 AM
1 votes:

SpikeStrip: he was almost famous.


You are a golden god.
2012-05-07 10:47:02 PM
1 votes:
he was almost famous.
2012-05-07 08:35:21 PM
1 votes:
I guess the issue solved itself.
 
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