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(SeattlePI)   Fark ready headline: "Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina"   (seattlepi.com) divider line 25
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2012-05-07 08:00:33 PM
5 votes:
I've always wanted to steal someone's Truck Nutz, saw one of the testicles off, then reattach the remaining testicle and put a note on driver's side window saying, "Your truck had cancer. We had to operate. Sorry."
2012-05-07 05:48:13 PM
4 votes:
"No," the foreman laughed, "I said to give every doll two test-tickles!"
2012-05-07 07:59:17 PM
3 votes:

tomWright: I wonder what they would do if you hung a fake rubber vagina off the back? call out the SWAT TWAT team?

2012-05-07 11:27:08 PM
2 votes:
I saw a truck dragging one of those wooden slat chairs behind it yesterday... Looked kinda painful.
2012-05-07 06:40:39 PM
2 votes:
They see me rollin

i201.photobucket.com
2012-05-07 06:07:08 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I'd wager the people who make laws against these things are afraid of truck balls because they stir deep feelings within, and the lawmakers are afraid they will be injured trying to latch onto the back of the trucks displaying the testicles so they can lick and fondle them.


I'd go so far as to suggest that any police officer enforcing such emasculating laws should be sacked
2012-05-07 11:00:47 PM
1 votes:
The suspect in question:
images.wikia.com
2012-05-07 08:17:50 PM
1 votes:

buckler: TheHappyCanadian: Darth_Lukecash: Were the drivers tea-baggers?

/don't really see the point of those car accessories.

Lets you know there's a matching dick in the driver's seat

That would be figuratively, not anatomically.


Maybe the driver is used to having a strange set of nuts near his tail pipe.
2012-05-07 08:13:11 PM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Were the drivers tea-baggers?

/don't really see the point of those car accessories.


Lets you know there's a matching dick in the driver's seat
2012-05-07 07:56:52 PM
1 votes:

Indubitably: I say ban only the real thing on the road.

Balls hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Tits hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Fake?

Citation.

Real?

Get off...

;)


Um, I meant ban the fake thing, shiate. Oh well. I suck fake balls and titties.
2012-05-07 07:55:40 PM
1 votes:
I say ban only the real thing on the road.

Balls hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Tits hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Fake?

Citation.

Real?

Get off...

;)
2012-05-07 07:54:32 PM
1 votes:

Muddas: worst ever

...if not the ones hanging from the back of a wheelchair Link


Giant Fake Nuts for Trayvon?
2012-05-07 07:54:21 PM
1 votes:

Mantour: [www.inquisitr.com image 640x480]

/Hey South Carolina, peace out!


That's no good. Bike Nutz always seem to have missing pieces.
2012-05-07 07:54:15 PM
1 votes:
A Spartanburg County sheriff's deputy stopped a truck Sunday evening after noticing the "anatomically correct" display on the rear bumper.

OK, I want to be the attorney who takes this one to court, because I want to be the one who calls the trooper to the stand:

"So, deputy, what made you notice they were 'anatomically correct'?"
-well, they look like testicles.
"And what, specifically, looks like testicles to you?"
--The, uh, the testicular part.
"Go on."
--Well, it's obscene.
"We'll get to that in a second. I want to know why they look like testicles specifically."

It would be so fun.
2012-05-07 07:53:09 PM
1 votes:
I been to South Carolina a few times. The truck nuts are not their biggest problem.
/just sayin'
2012-05-07 07:51:32 PM
1 votes:
When asked why he couldn't let the nuts slide, the sheriff said, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAnburg."
2012-05-07 07:50:53 PM
1 votes:
Snark mode off: What a bizarre thing to ban. They're stupid and all, but what the fark?

Snark mode on: Damn cops are always bustin' our balls.
2012-05-07 07:49:39 PM
1 votes:
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
worst ever

...if not the ones hanging from the back of a wheelchair Link
2012-05-07 07:45:12 PM
1 votes:

Thisbymaster: I saw a SUV with one of these on it. It was a strange sight here in MA. It had a feminist slogan on the back as well. I got in front of it and there was a good looking woman driving it. I figure she just stole the vehicle.


No, she was a really good post-op. Those weren't plastic, those were her own preserved testicles.
2012-05-07 07:40:18 PM
1 votes:
I bet no one's ever considered that the Truck Nutz on a large truck are proportionately smaller than would be on a normal person and that the proportionate size is reflective on the driver in question.
2012-05-07 07:35:57 PM
1 votes:
"Anatomically correct"? So this means trucks are born like that??

End this forced carstration!

\Low hanging fruit?
\\Heh heh
2012-05-07 07:35:09 PM
1 votes:
5.mshcdn.com
2012-05-07 07:34:47 PM
1 votes:
They can have my nutz when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
2012-05-07 07:10:20 PM
1 votes:

skinnycatullus: Darth_Lukecash: /don't really see the point of those car accessories.

Me either, but what the fark kind of country do we live in when giving someone a million dollars is an act of speech, but hanging plastic testicles on your vehicle is not?


I agree with you, because one is obscene and the other is just hanging stupid metal balls off the back of your vehicle...
2012-05-07 05:34:03 PM
1 votes:
That takes some balls (off their trucks)
 
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