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(SeattlePI)   Fark ready headline: "Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina"   (seattlepi.com) divider line 107
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2012-05-07 05:34:03 PM
That takes some balls (off their trucks)
 
2012-05-07 05:41:00 PM
These people must be balls-out crazy
 
2012-05-07 05:46:39 PM
i787.photobucket.com

Does not approve.
 
2012-05-07 05:48:13 PM
"No," the foreman laughed, "I said to give every doll two test-tickles!"
 
2012-05-07 05:54:02 PM
Hepped up on truck balls everyone. Where's your messiah now?
 
2012-05-07 06:03:28 PM
Nuts
 
2012-05-07 06:05:02 PM
I'd wager the people who make laws against these things are afraid of truck balls because they stir deep feelings within, and the lawmakers are afraid they will be injured trying to latch onto the back of the trucks displaying the testicles so they can lick and fondle them.
 
2012-05-07 06:07:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I'd wager the people who make laws against these things are afraid of truck balls because they stir deep feelings within, and the lawmakers are afraid they will be injured trying to latch onto the back of the trucks displaying the testicles so they can lick and fondle them.


I'd go so far as to suggest that any police officer enforcing such emasculating laws should be sacked
 
2012-05-07 06:12:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: I'd wager the people who make laws against these things are afraid of truck balls because they stir deep feelings within, and the lawmakers are afraid they will be injured trying to latch onto the back of the trucks displaying the testicles so they can lick and fondle them.

I'd go so far as to suggest that any police officer enforcing such emasculating laws should be sacked


This could lead to war. And that can't happen, because we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.

cache.gawker.com
 
2012-05-07 06:28:42 PM
"It's a Great Day in South Carolina!"
 
2012-05-07 06:34:58 PM
I would've thought truck-nutz were sorta de rigueur down in SC.
 
2012-05-07 06:40:39 PM
They see me rollin

i201.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 06:55:33 PM
Were the drivers tea-baggers?

/don't really see the point of those car accessories.
 
2012-05-07 07:00:32 PM

Darth_Lukecash: /don't really see the point of those car accessories.


Me either, but what the fark kind of country do we live in when giving someone a million dollars is an act of speech, but hanging plastic testicles on your vehicle is not?
 
2012-05-07 07:09:27 PM
While I find fault with the reasons behind it, making Truck Nutz a punishable offense is just fine with me.
 
2012-05-07 07:10:20 PM

skinnycatullus: Darth_Lukecash: /don't really see the point of those car accessories.

Me either, but what the fark kind of country do we live in when giving someone a million dollars is an act of speech, but hanging plastic testicles on your vehicle is not?


I agree with you, because one is obscene and the other is just hanging stupid metal balls off the back of your vehicle...
 
2012-05-07 07:30:12 PM
I'm pretty conflicted on this. I loathe truck nuts, but I don't really think displaying them should be illegal.
 
2012-05-07 07:30:37 PM
They can have my truck balls when they pry them from my cramped sweaty fingers.
 
2012-05-07 07:33:59 PM
Does anyone actually take offense? Come on. It's a truck.
 
2012-05-07 07:34:00 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm pretty conflicted on this. I loathe truck nuts, but I don't really think displaying them should be illegal.


I, too, think they're stupid. However, I tend to err on the side of not legislating away things that may offend me.
 
2012-05-07 07:34:47 PM
They can have my nutz when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
 
2012-05-07 07:35:09 PM
5.mshcdn.com
 
2012-05-07 07:35:57 PM
"Anatomically correct"? So this means trucks are born like that??

End this forced carstration!

\Low hanging fruit?
\\Heh heh
 
2012-05-07 07:36:26 PM
See them every day almost here in KY. Wish I could yank them off and teabag the drivers with them.
 
2012-05-07 07:37:33 PM
Link

NSFW
 
2012-05-07 07:38:51 PM
I wonder what they would do if you hung a fake rubber vagina off the back? call out the SWAT team?
 
2012-05-07 07:40:18 PM
I bet no one's ever considered that the Truck Nutz on a large truck are proportionately smaller than would be on a normal person and that the proportionate size is reflective on the driver in question.
 
2012-05-07 07:42:19 PM

AbsentFriends: Nuts


balls
 
2012-05-07 07:42:28 PM
I had a roommate in college with these, blue too. I kept trying to tell them how stupid they were and what blue balls meant. Yes, I had a roommate in college that was a d-bag.
 
2012-05-07 07:42:33 PM
If this has anything to do with hanging fake nuts off yer vehicular vehicle,

I'm all for it.

The textual castration, that is.

Heh.

;)
 
2012-05-07 07:42:54 PM
I saw a SUV with one of these on it. It was a strange sight here in MA. It had a feminist slogan on the back as well. I got in front of it and there was a good looking woman driving it. I figure she just stole the vehicle.
 
2012-05-07 07:43:32 PM
If yer pants held real balls,

you wouldn't need to bolt fakes

in back...

;)
 
2012-05-07 07:44:43 PM
These are still legal though, right?

gallopingnelly.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-07 07:45:12 PM

Thisbymaster: I saw a SUV with one of these on it. It was a strange sight here in MA. It had a feminist slogan on the back as well. I got in front of it and there was a good looking woman driving it. I figure she just stole the vehicle.


No, she was a really good post-op. Those weren't plastic, those were her own preserved testicles.
 
2012-05-07 07:46:09 PM
He was also given a warning ticket for having an obscene display.

melaniestrong.files.wordpress.com

What an obscene display might look like.

/really, I'm the first?
 
2012-05-07 07:47:15 PM
ftfa: Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck.

That case is to go to trial in municipal court in the town of Bonneau. That trial has been delayed three times and no new trial date has been set.



No sweat, the D.A. probably just forgot to file the briefs.
 
2012-05-07 07:47:44 PM
I am lobbying for truck-ginas, need help with logistics, EIP.
 
2012-05-07 07:49:15 PM
Fake testicles on truck bumper? Ticket.

Fake braless tits in a shirt on a billboard? Perfectly legal.


Sexual discrimination much? Its only illegal if its male body parts being displayed.
 
2012-05-07 07:49:39 PM
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
worst ever

...if not the ones hanging from the back of a wheelchair Link
 
2012-05-07 07:50:51 PM
I fully support the use of truck nutz, as they perform a public service by acting as "I'm a useless idiot" flags.
 
2012-05-07 07:50:53 PM
Snark mode off: What a bizarre thing to ban. They're stupid and all, but what the fark?

Snark mode on: Damn cops are always bustin' our balls.
 
2012-05-07 07:51:32 PM
When asked why he couldn't let the nuts slide, the sheriff said, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAnburg."
 
2012-05-07 07:51:47 PM
www.inquisitr.com

/Hey South Carolina, peace out!
 
2012-05-07 07:52:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: This could lead to war. And that can't happen, because we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.


But if SC officials are successful in eradicating truck nuts, then we'll see:

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2012-05-07 07:53:09 PM
I been to South Carolina a few times. The truck nuts are not their biggest problem.
/just sayin'
 
2012-05-07 07:54:15 PM
A Spartanburg County sheriff's deputy stopped a truck Sunday evening after noticing the "anatomically correct" display on the rear bumper.

OK, I want to be the attorney who takes this one to court, because I want to be the one who calls the trooper to the stand:

"So, deputy, what made you notice they were 'anatomically correct'?"
-well, they look like testicles.
"And what, specifically, looks like testicles to you?"
--The, uh, the testicular part.
"Go on."
--Well, it's obscene.
"We'll get to that in a second. I want to know why they look like testicles specifically."

It would be so fun.
 
2012-05-07 07:54:21 PM

Mantour: [www.inquisitr.com image 640x480]

/Hey South Carolina, peace out!


That's no good. Bike Nutz always seem to have missing pieces.
 
2012-05-07 07:54:32 PM

Muddas: worst ever

...if not the ones hanging from the back of a wheelchair Link


Giant Fake Nuts for Trayvon?
 
2012-05-07 07:55:40 PM
I say ban only the real thing on the road.

Balls hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Tits hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Fake?

Citation.

Real?

Get off...

;)
 
2012-05-07 07:56:52 PM

Indubitably: I say ban only the real thing on the road.

Balls hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Tits hanging?

Gotta be yours.

Fake?

Citation.

Real?

Get off...

;)


Um, I meant ban the fake thing, shiate. Oh well. I suck fake balls and titties.
 
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