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(Daily Kos)   ♬Brave James o'Keefe ran away / Bravely ran away, away / When danger reared its ugly head / He bravely turned his tail and fled / Yes, brave James O'keefe turned about / And gallantly he chickened out♬   (dailykos.com) divider line 239
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2012-05-07 05:28:14 PM
he's a REAL AMERICAN HERO!

with balls of steel like that, i'm amazed he hasn't enlisted in the USMC. they could use his spine of steel and ability to hold it together under pressure.
 
2012-05-07 05:33:18 PM
FTFA: The visit was promptly canceled, and O'Keefe gave his talk via Skype, from the safety of his parents' house.

How bootstrappy.
 
2012-05-07 05:34:25 PM
I'm sure there's slimier people involved in politics, but I can't think of any just now.
 
2012-05-07 05:35:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I'm sure there's slimier people involved in politics, but I can't think of any just now.


There was one, but he's dead now
 
2012-05-07 05:35:28 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I'm sure there's slimier people involved in politics, but I can't think of any just now.


Breitbart, though he's probably more "moldy" than "slimy."
 
2012-05-07 05:37:59 PM
Seems like sooo many of the teabagger heroes are cowards and/or unwilling to accept the consequences of their poor actions.
 
2012-05-07 05:38:58 PM

Diogenes: Seems like sooo many of the teabagger heroes are cowards and/or unwilling to accept the consequences of their poor actions.


consequences are for libruls. Real American Job Creators are above such petty concerns.
 
2012-05-07 05:40:04 PM
i was going to say that i can't believe that our congress issued a resolution praising him. but of course i can.
 
2012-05-07 05:43:41 PM
In a just world this young man would be raped to death by several angry bears.
 
2012-05-07 05:44:55 PM

Tigger: In a just world this young man would be raped to death by several angry bears.


in a just world, this guy would be laughed off the stage for being an idiot then ignored for the rest of his life.
 
2012-05-07 05:46:20 PM

Weaver95: Tigger: In a just world this young man would be raped to death by several angry bears.

in a just world, this guy would be laughed off the stage for being an idiot then ignored for the rest of his life.


That would be the case in a smart world.

In a just world it's loads of really rapey bears
 
2012-05-07 05:47:56 PM
Modern GOP HERO:

blogs.villagevoice.comwww.bradblog.com

...how pathetic
 
2012-05-07 05:54:47 PM

FlashHarry: i was going to say that i can't believe that our congress issued a resolution praising him. but of course i can.


Wait, what? You're joking, right?
 
2012-05-07 05:57:00 PM

GleeUnit: FlashHarry: i was going to say that i can't believe that our congress issued a resolution praising him. but of course i can.

Wait, what? You're joking, right?



I believe that was the "Praising O'Keefe For Helping Keep Darkies From Voting Bill" of 2011.
 
2012-05-07 05:57:15 PM

GleeUnit: FlashHarry: i was going to say that i can't believe that our congress issued a resolution praising him. but of course i can.

Wait, what? You're joking, right?


Nope, They did it to honor him for helping them destroy ACORN
 
2012-05-07 05:58:20 PM
This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption. What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?
 
2012-05-07 05:58:57 PM

EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption.



No, he didn't.
 
2012-05-07 05:59:30 PM

EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption. What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?


Awww.

How adorable he actually thinks the videos O'Keefe released were real.
 
2012-05-07 05:59:54 PM

EnviroDude: This . What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?


snicker softly and ask security to kindly escort the disturbed young man off the premises before he hurt himself?
 
2012-05-07 06:01:14 PM

Weaver95: EnviroDude: This . What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?

snicker softly and ask security to kindly escort the disturbed young man off the premises before he hurt himself?


Didn't they do that when he tried to illegally wiretap a congresswoman's office?
 
2012-05-07 06:04:10 PM

EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption. What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?


What's funny is how many on the right bought into his bullshiat.
 
2012-05-07 06:09:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Weaver95: EnviroDude: This . What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?

snicker softly and ask security to kindly escort the disturbed young man off the premises before he hurt himself?

Didn't they do that when he tried to illegally wiretap a congresswoman's office?


As I understand it, yes. And that whole operation pissed me off. not because they tried an illegal wiretap but because they went about it all wrong. Dear f*cking god, there are detailed instructions on how to crack into an office literally all over any one of several DOZEN hacker websites. the tools are easily found and they've got help files and use a UI design that's configured for even a moron to figure out. but those idiots didn't even BOTHER with tradecraft. they just go in there and attract a ton of attention and get caught doing something incredibly boneheaded and not even necessary.

I'm offended at how bad an operative O'Keefe is, and how sloppy his actions are. I'd biatch slap that sonofabiatch for that alone...and every hacker worth his/her code would piss on his iPod for good measure.
 
2012-05-07 06:10:23 PM

EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption. What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?


Are you retarded?
 
2012-05-07 06:11:07 PM

EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption. What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?


How exactly did ACORN break the law again?

Oh, wait, they didn't.

It turned out that the people that went after ACORN were the corrupt ones, but let's not let facts get in the way of your delusions.

/still waiting for my list of failed obama policies
 
2012-05-07 06:32:06 PM
When are we going to eat his minstrels?
 
2012-05-07 06:40:58 PM

kmmontandon: EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption.


No, he didn't.


Even this KOS post didn't deny it.
 
2012-05-07 06:46:27 PM

strathcona: EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption. What would they have done if he really hit a DNC friendly organization where it hurt?

Are you retarded?


He's retarded.
 
2012-05-07 06:51:38 PM

RobertBruce: kmmontandon: EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption.


No, he didn't.

Even this KOS post didn't deny it.


What was the corruption, exactly?

Not mentioning it isn't the same as not denying it.
 
2012-05-07 07:00:41 PM

cameroncrazy1984: RobertBruce: kmmontandon: EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption.


No, he didn't.

Even this KOS post didn't deny it.

What was the corruption, exactly?

Not mentioning it isn't the same as not denying it.


Since it was quite thoroughly debunked, maybe they just thought no one would be stupid enough to bring it up.
 
2012-05-07 07:01:52 PM

timujin: cameroncrazy1984: RobertBruce: kmmontandon: EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption.


No, he didn't.

Even this KOS post didn't deny it.

What was the corruption, exactly?

Not mentioning it isn't the same as not denying it.

Since it was quite thoroughly debunked, maybe they just thought no one would be stupid enough to bring it up.


Nobody worth talking to anyway.
 
2012-05-07 07:09:31 PM
I wonder what happened to him when he was 2 or 3 that made him into the chickenshiat that he is today.
 
2012-05-07 07:12:06 PM

themindiswatching: I wonder what happened to him when he was 2 or 3 that made him into the chickenshiat that he is today.


Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
 
2012-05-07 07:17:57 PM

RobertBruce: kmmontandon: EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption.


No, he didn't.

Even this KOS post didn't deny it.


It also didn't say the moon landing was real, so now we have the final PROOF that it was faked!
 
2012-05-07 07:19:27 PM

Weaver95: themindiswatching: I wonder what happened to him when he was 2 or 3 that made him into the chickenshiat that he is today.

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do


No Mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy
I promise
No, Mommy, don't hit me again, ow
Why did you have to hit me like that, Mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me, ow
Why did you have to be such a biatch?
Why don't you
Why don't you just fark off and die?
Why can't you just fark off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again biatch
fark you
I don't need this shiat
You stupid, sadistic, abusive farking whore
How would you like to see how it feels Mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die
 
2012-05-07 07:21:41 PM
He was caught trying to bug a US Senator's office...why isn't he in federal prison?
 
2012-05-07 07:25:15 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: He was caught trying to bug a US Senator's office...why isn't he in federal prison?


that's an interesting question.
 
2012-05-07 07:51:39 PM

Weaver95: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: He was caught trying to bug a US Senator's office...why isn't he in federal prison?

that's an interesting question.


Upon further review, he took 3 years of probation, which is still running. I suppose his probation officer could order him to visit and invite the NH official to be present.
 
2012-05-07 07:54:47 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Weaver95: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: He was caught trying to bug a US Senator's office...why isn't he in federal prison?

that's an interesting question.

Upon further review, he took 3 years of probation, which is still running. I suppose his probation officer could order him to visit and invite the NH official to be present.


now there's an interesting thought. I wonder if his PO has any thoughts on o'Keefe dodging a subpoena?
 
2012-05-07 07:55:41 PM
Nathan Hale: I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
James O'Keefe: Shiat, it's the Feds!
 
2012-05-07 07:56:47 PM

Somacandra: When are we going to eat his minstrels?


didn't he have a chick in one of his videos that was kinda hot?


Yeah I went there.

GAT_00: No Mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy
I promise
No, Mommy, don't hit me again, ow
Why did you have to hit me like that, Mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me, ow
Why did you have to be such a biatch?
Why don't you
Why don't you just fark off and die?
Why can't you just fark off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again biatch
fark you
I don't need this shiat
You stupid, sadistic, abusive farking whore
How would you like to see how it feels Mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die


Disturbed lyrics, or corporate response to attempts at regulation?
 
2012-05-07 07:59:48 PM

SilentStrider: Disturbed lyrics, or corporate response to attempts at regulation?


LOL
 
2012-05-07 08:06:37 PM

RobertBruce: kmmontandon: EnviroDude: This is funny. The left celebrates that Okeefe is in trouble simply because he outed ACORN and their corruption.


No, he didn't.

Even this KOS post didn't deny it.


Ahem:

Independent investigation by the GAO finds ACORN guilty of...absolutely nothing. No law violations, no embezzlement, no voter fraud, nada, zip. IMPEACH OBAMA

I know that you righties really try HARD to forget stuff that happened in the past, given the Bush administration, but this was almost two years ago. Update the talking points. Perhaps "If we had had Voter ID, those scary blah people wouldn't have been able to vote in the seekrit Muslin socialist Kenyan". That still seems to fly with the white sheet crowd.
 
2012-05-07 08:06:47 PM
ya know...a concerned citizen here on fark could, in theory, dig up the name of o'keefe's parole officer and then maybe let them know that Jimmy is dodging a subpoena.

now maybe nothing will come of that. But i'll bet if someone were to let the NH authorities know the contact info for Jimmy's PO, that might grease the wheels a bit.

that might be good citizenship. or partisan dickery. either way, it'd make a good follow up story link on fark later on....don't you think?
 
2012-05-07 08:20:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-07 08:25:37 PM

Diogenes: Seems like sooo many of the teabagger heroes are cowards and/or unwilling to accept the consequences of their poor actions.


He's hiding at his PARENTS house. What do you want to bet mommy and daddy wouldn't let their little snowflake accept a consequence ever in his entire life?
 
2012-05-07 08:26:43 PM
....from the safety of his parents' house. Bwahahahahaahahahaha.....that's rich....what a maroon.
 
2012-05-07 08:28:22 PM
What a joke. There's no voter fraud in this country.

The GOP told us so in 2000!

/and 2004.
 
2012-05-07 08:28:33 PM
I live nearby O'Keefe. Maybe I should egg his house.
 
2012-05-07 08:28:44 PM
Conservative Jones, citizen journalist! Link
 
2012-05-07 08:30:43 PM
Bubba needs to explode in this guy's ass.
 
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