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(940 WINZ)   "They got away with at least $4-thousand worth of high-end corsets, leather items, and expensive massage lubricants before sheriff's deputies could respond"   (940winz.com) divider line 137
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2012-05-07 11:13:47 PM

gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg


There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile
 
2012-05-07 11:18:16 PM
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2012-05-07 11:21:24 PM
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2012-05-07 11:23:28 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile


I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...
 
2012-05-07 11:26:09 PM
Is there any place on the 'nets to buy a basic corset that isn't intended for sexy time? I ask because I've got a rib that moves out of place and was thinking a corset might make my life more comfortable in the long run by forcing me to have good posture...

I ask here because I'm afraid to Google them...
 
2012-05-07 11:26:21 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: [i1121.photobucket.com image 640x960]
This could be interesting : )


That IS interesting...
 
2012-05-07 11:30:22 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I know that place. It used to be called Kiss and Tell. They have (or had - haven't been in there in a while) a "toy room" off to one side with all kinds of strangely fascinating, confusing, freaky stuff in it. I do believe some of those things they had in that room do everything except buy you a drink first, take out the garbage and kill spiders for ya. My right eyebrow has been stuck in a quizzical arch ever since laying eyes on some of those things as I pondered....well, things.


Went there with a girlfriend once

/the toy room was definitely "interesting"
//and in some cases, a bit puzzling
 
2012-05-07 11:31:58 PM

gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...


New hint: Create a new em to set in your profile.
/I just helpful that way ; )
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2012-05-07 11:33:17 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...

New hint: Create a new em to set in your profile.
/I just helpful that way ; )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x532]


What's with you and the corsets, girl? Haven't I proposed to you for hot straight lesbian sex lately?
 
2012-05-07 11:33:29 PM

gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...


It will be epic and popcorny.
 
2012-05-07 11:33:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: [i1121.photobucket.com image 640x960]
This could be interesting : )

That IS interesting...


I would love to she her perform.
 
2012-05-07 11:34:06 PM
I've never worn/used corsets or leather items but massage lubricants are awesome for run up to happy sexy time.

Give me a nice massage and I'm all yours to do as you wish.
 
2012-05-07 11:36:27 PM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...

New hint: Create a new em to set in your profile.
/I just helpful that way ; )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x532]

What's with you and the corsets, girl? Haven't I proposed to you for hot straight lesbian sex lately?


I would think I would remember that, although I do have my moments.
And as for as the corsets well, just one more lost elegance in a modern world.
 
2012-05-07 11:37:49 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: [i1121.photobucket.com image 640x960]
This could be interesting : )

That IS interesting...

I would love to she her perform.


Er, see her perform.
/stupid typos
 
2012-05-07 11:45:05 PM

ladyfortuna: Is there any place on the 'nets to buy a basic corset that isn't intended for sexy time? I ask because I've got a rib that moves out of place and was thinking a corset might make my life more comfortable in the long run by forcing me to have good posture...

I ask here because I'm afraid to Google them...


sorry i don't know answer but it might be well to speak with your Dr first. there may be a medical device, and i don't want you getting hurt if you can avoid it by asking a professional before trying your idea. best of luck.
 
2012-05-07 11:45:47 PM
Oh and hot straight lesbian sex, LoL.
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2012-05-07 11:48:21 PM
Thanks for the concern Krispy :)

I've thought about bringing it up but the last time I discussed 'treatment' for my various back issues they said the words 'physical therapy first' which I'm pretty sure my insurance would cover 5% of the cost for, much like the chiropractor 'coverage'. I guess it wouldn't hurt to at least ask though next time I have my (unrelated) 'scrip filled...

You may now return to your regularly scheduled corset thread

/jiggle
 
2012-05-07 11:50:55 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...

New hint: Create a new em to set in your profile.
/I just helpful that way ; )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x532]


you are not helping...

Profile updated
 
2012-05-07 11:59:50 PM

ladyfortuna: Is there any place on the 'nets to buy a basic corset that isn't intended for sexy time? I ask because I've got a rib that moves out of place and was thinking a corset might make my life more comfortable in the long run by forcing me to have good posture...

I ask here because I'm afraid to Google them...


You'll want to get a custom corset then, so you'll need your measurements, something they'll give you detailed instructions about when you place an order. They're not cheap, but it sounds as if it would be worth it for you.

Try Waisted Couture to start. You can pick one of their designs or build your own from the base up. They do very good, high quality work and it's worth every penny. If you're the type that would wander about in an "outdoor corset" (as I call them) also try Tactical Corsets. They're a little cheaper than the Waisted Couture work I've had done in the past (about $200 vs $300 averages) and you don't need anyone to lace you in - they've got buckles instead of laces. You can also add on MILSPEC modular PALS webbing and then buy pouches to attach to it so you no longer need to carry a purse. I carry my lipstick and eyeliner in the pepper spray pouch. Who would I need to pepper spray? I wear heavy boots. I'd just kick 'em in the cobblers. I recommend both places highly for quality of work and reasonable pricing, it just depends on your own personal sense of style and *how* you'll be wearing the corset/s.
 
2012-05-08 12:02:47 AM

RedEmily: I've never worn/used corsets or leather items but massage lubricants are awesome for run up to happy sexy time.

Give me a nice massage and I'm all yours to do as you wish.


Exactly! Giving a massage that blends into foreplay is a favorite pass time of mine! =]
 
2012-05-08 12:06:55 AM

gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...

New hint: Create a new em to set in your profile.
/I just helpful that way ; )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x532]

you are not helping...

Profile updated


Alright now just wait 10 more years : )
/Sorry that was mean, but I have no corset pics of myself, no corset you see
//Although you could just say bie eip like everyone else : )
 
2012-05-08 12:12:13 AM

spamalope: RedEmily: I've never worn/used corsets or leather items but massage lubricants are awesome for run up to happy sexy time.

Give me a nice massage and I'm all yours to do as you wish.

Exactly! Giving a massage that blends into foreplay is a favorite pass time of mine! =]


It all depends on the moment well for me give me a massage at the wrong time and I'm asleep, opps.
Now back to corsets
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2012-05-08 12:14:44 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...

New hint: Create a new em to set in your profile.
/I just helpful that way ; )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x532]

you are not helping...

Profile updated

Alright now just wait 10 more years : )
/Sorry that was mean, but I have no corset pics of myself, no corset you see
//Although you could just say bie eip like everyone else : )


I could imagine a corset where there is no corset.
 
2012-05-08 12:28:31 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit:

Try Waisted Couture to start. You can pick one of their designs or build your own from the base up. They do very good, high quality work and it's worth every penny. If you're the type that would wander about in an "outdoor corset" (as I call them) also try Tactical Corsets. They're a little cheaper than the Waisted Couture work I've had done in the past (about $200 vs $300 averages) and you don't need anyone to lace you in - they've got buckles instead of laces. You can also add on MILSPEC modular PALS webbing and then buy pouches to attach to it so you no longer need to carry a purse. I carry my lipstick and eyeliner in the pepper spray pouch. Who would I need to pepper spray? I wear heavy boots. I'd just kick 'em in the cobblers. I recommend both places highly for quality of work and reasonable pricing, it just depends on your own personal sense of style and *how* you'll be wearing the corset/s.


Interesting. I never heard of a milspec corset before. my rule34 bin just got a new category. Some of those from Waisted Coture are very pretty. I'm going to have to remember this for a future gift.
 
2012-05-08 12:29:55 AM

gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: tinfoil-hat maggie: gilatrout: In the 10 years, 10 months and 12 days I've been on Fark I've never once received BIE

Please don't make me beg

There might be a reason for that hon : )

/Hint: check your profile

I know what my problem is... All these corsets are making me weak in the knees. I don't want to make my EIP public but dang! And now that GD is getting her popcorn suit...

New hint: Create a new em to set in your profile.
/I just helpful that way ; )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x532]

you are not helping...

Profile updated

Alright now just wait 10 more years : )
/Sorry that was mean, but I have no corset pics of myself, no corset you see
//Although you could just say bie eip like everyone else : )

I could imagine a corset where there is no corset.


It's possible, also I forgot to say one should cheak there EM every now and then.
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2012-05-08 12:33:19 AM
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2012-05-08 12:33:38 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: ladyfortuna: Is there any place on the 'nets to buy a basic corset that isn't intended for sexy time? I ask because I've got a rib that moves out of place and was thinking a corset might make my life more comfortable in the long run by forcing me to have good posture...

I ask here because I'm afraid to Google them...

If you're the type that would wander about in an "outdoor corset" (as I call them) also try Tactical Corsets. . You can also add on MILSPEC modular PALS webbing and then buy pouches to attach to it so you no longer need to carry a purse.


Tactical... OMG. I love you. THANK YOU.
 
2012-05-08 12:35:07 AM
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2012-05-08 12:55:06 AM

ladyfortuna: Real Women Drink Akvavit: ladyfortuna: Is there any place on the 'nets to buy a basic corset that isn't intended for sexy time? I ask because I've got a rib that moves out of place and was thinking a corset might make my life more comfortable in the long run by forcing me to have good posture...

I ask here because I'm afraid to Google them...

If you're the type that would wander about in an "outdoor corset" (as I call them) also try Tactical Corsets. . You can also add on MILSPEC modular PALS webbing and then buy pouches to attach to it so you no longer need to carry a purse.

Tactical... OMG. I love you. THANK YOU.


No kidding those are f'ing cool.
 
2012-05-08 01:10:31 AM
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2012-05-08 01:14:40 AM
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2012-05-08 01:14:55 AM
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2012-05-08 01:15:52 AM
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2012-05-08 01:18:20 AM
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2012-05-08 01:20:42 AM
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2012-05-08 01:21:15 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Ghastly: Corset thread?

CORSET THREAD!
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Oh and is your RHPS production online for the geographically impaired?


Not yet. Waiting for the video to come back from editing.
 
2012-05-08 01:21:40 AM
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2012-05-08 01:22:34 AM
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2012-05-08 01:23:10 AM
 
2012-05-08 01:27:22 AM
 
2012-05-08 01:27:32 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and hot straight lesbian sex, LoL.
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I'm not gay.

But I'll have hot sex with you anyway. ;)
 
2012-05-08 01:29:21 AM

Ghastly: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ghastly: Corset thread?

CORSET THREAD!
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Oh and is your RHPS production online for the geographically impaired?

Not yet. Waiting for the video to come back from editing.


Eip for when it's available although of course I stalk you so... ; )
 
2012-05-08 01:29:50 AM
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2012-05-08 01:30:29 AM
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2012-05-08 01:32:03 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: .

Eip for when it's available although of course I stalk you so... ; )


You know the rules. If you're not willing to go through the effort of hiding in my shrubberies to look through my window and spy on me while masturbating you don't get to call yourself a stalker.
 
2012-05-08 01:34:31 AM
God I love this thread

/EIP for what it's worth
 
2012-05-08 01:38:02 AM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh and hot straight lesbian sex, LoL.
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I'm not gay.

But I'll have hot sex with you anyway. ;)


I'm not gay either, wait bi still isn't gay right? Although I'm a true bi girl, my last relationship was with a women for 5-6 years, yea monogamy I've done that. And so would I have to come to LA? Or would you come to Bama? Well I do have an uncle in LA but I still... wait I'm over thinking this aren't I? Bad Maggie....

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2012-05-08 01:41:39 AM
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One for the road

/EIP
 
2012-05-08 01:44:55 AM

Ghastly: tinfoil-hat maggie: .

Eip for when it's available although of course I stalk you so... ; )

You know the rules. If you're not willing to go through the effort of hiding in my shrubberies to look through my window and spy on me while masturbating you don't get to call yourself a stalker.


Well I tried that but unfortunately it was winter and well...just did not work out : )
 
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