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(Westword)   Man is selling off his mid-life crisis so his wife can buy hers   (blogs.westword.com ) divider line
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2012-05-07 06:43:24 PM  
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blender61: Trading a Gold wing for a set of bolt ons for the old lady, ehh, fair enough.
Trading a Ducati/Triumph/Norton for a set on bolt ons? Er ,um, NO.
We must suffer for the passion and in this case that means wifey got to live with da small tiddys.
Sorry wifey. Socks with rocks, deal with it.

that's right,
I don't have a wife
I ain't getting no wife
I don't have a girlfriend
I ain't getting no girlfriend.
I got a garage full of bikes.
I come and go as I choose,
and spend my money as I see fit.


wish i read this a really long time ago
2012-05-07 05:28:19 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not selling my bike to pay for plastic tits under any circumstance - OK, reconstruction after a mastectomy but I draw the line there.
2012-05-07 05:02:13 PM  
1 vote:

JesseL: Because People in power are Stupid: I'm having trouble wrapping my head around a goldwing as a mid life crisis.

That.

Getting a Goldwing is tantamount to buying a Lincoln.


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Nope. A Goldwing is a two wheel Winnebago.
2012-05-07 04:52:06 PM  
1 vote:

Because People in power are Stupid: I'm having trouble wrapping my head around a goldwing as a mid life crisis.


That.

Getting a Goldwing is tantamount to buying a Lincoln.
2012-05-07 04:24:41 PM  
1 vote:
This will end badly.

If you've been married a few years, and suddenly your wife wants a boob job, they're not for you.
2012-05-07 04:01:14 PM  
1 vote:
O Henry!
2012-05-07 03:43:49 PM  
1 vote:
Wife and boobs will be gone faster than a speeding Gold Wing.
2012-05-07 03:43:25 PM  
1 vote:
This is weirdly adorable. To each their own.
2012-05-07 03:43:14 PM  
1 vote:
From motorbike to motorboat, eh?
 
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