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		Winnipeg man gave toilet drop-ins to trick-or-treaters. Mmmm, scrubbing bubbles (azcentral.com)		70
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EatHam		2003-11-04 10:13:06 AM

cleanliness is important.

trdotnet		2003-11-04 10:15:25 AM

?!!!

kerouac555		2003-11-04 10:15:48 AM

i didn't realize they had halloween in canada.

Hal0		2003-11-04 10:18:57 AM

ya! go hometown!

DownSouth		2003-11-04 10:19:32 AM

That's one way to bleach your teeth.

Spin_Doc		2003-11-04 10:22:56 AM

kerouac555, we have Halloween here. But we celebrate a month earlier and - being the kinder, gentler neighbour we are - give out fewer razor blades in our apples.

Sven_Burger		2003-11-04 10:28:43 AM

More and more adults are trick or treating now, so what if there's a few common household items thrown in everyone once in awhile? Light bulbs...batteries.. fabric softener..

GooberMcFly		2003-11-04 11:23:49 AM

There was a couple of people who gave out dog food and Tylenol in London, Ontario.

I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, but I have no headache!

Vaughn		2003-11-04 11:25:54 AM

This was funnier when I posted it yesterday.

Everyone knows that the humor value of Halloween related headlines is inversely proportionate to the number of days past since Halloween.

Cyric-The-All		2003-11-04 11:26:31 AM

I remember one Halloween this house(I'm assuming there must have been a dentist living there) was giving out toothbrushes instead of candy. My friends and I were deeply offended by this, so guess where they ended up.

You guessed it, right on the freakin roof.

Jeff4379		2003-11-04 11:27:01 AM

IS THIS GUY NUTS?!

I mean, those things aren't cheap!

su007		2003-11-04 11:28:12 AM

I was just thinking the other day how much I missed blue toilet water. I mean now that I have made it I deserve it, right?

Vaughn		2003-11-04 11:28:57 AM

My ability to form coherent sentences is not what it used to be.

JohnnyCanuck		2003-11-04 11:30:33 AM

Those damned stinkin' Canadians! They should all be forced to become American and just kill the kids like you're supposed to!

JK...serious I am not...obviously.

TheFiefdom		2003-11-04 11:36:08 AM

I didn't know they had October 31st in Canadia!

Hm...you learn something every single day.

daimlerneon		2003-11-04 11:39:02 AM

Did you use the kind with the scrubbing bubbles? They clean the bowl so you don't have tooooooooo!!

joedirt

MisterSparkle		2003-11-04 11:40:56 AM

if only they knew if this was a man or woman...the article didn't specify.

paying attention

OlafTheBent		2003-11-04 11:42:03 AM

A woman just about to board a plane for Winnipeg is reading her newspaper and notices a middle eastern man looking around nervously. He puts his bag down and walks away out of sight. The lady walks over to the bag and notices the zipper is open a bit. She opens it further and finds the bag filled with US money. She picks up the bag and makes after the middle eastern man. She eventually catches up to him and hands him his bag back. He is overjoyed and insists that he give this kind-hearted woman the best advice he can think of.

"Are you going to Winnipeg?" the man asks. "Why yes." the woman answers.
"Whatever you do, don't get on that plane" he implores.
"Will there be a terrorist attack on the plane or maybe on Winnipeg?" she asks thinking this man is trying to save her life.

"No he replies... Winnipeg is a shiathole."

sid78		2003-11-04 11:46:08 AM

hehe guess they don't call them toilet mints for nothin'

Joe_Dickupinya		2003-11-04 11:47:05 AM

I thought that said "toilet droppings". There is a difference.

Mr.Bastardo		2003-11-04 11:48:45 AM

annex canada now...for the children.

micah476		2003-11-04 11:54:41 AM

Winnipeg Sucks

dewars-rocks		2003-11-04 11:57:11 AM

BLAME CANADA! for all the Halloween candy abuses. Someone needs to take a Flame Thrower to that place.

Cue Al Pacino with dark glasses and a cane....

MysticSavage		2003-11-04 11:57:23 AM

Knowing the kids that live here, the little bastards probably had it coming.

Reginleif		2003-11-04 12:08:51 PM

Lots of sproggen I know could stand to chew on those "mints" for a few minutes. It might clean out their little potty mouths.

Diogenes		2003-11-04 12:14:39 PM

I'd think long and hard before I went trick-or-treating at Patrick Bateman's house.

"Hmmm, tastes minty."

Diogenes		2003-11-04 12:15:36 PM

I thought they called them "Piss Pucks" in Canada.

Go fig.

Interceptor1		2003-11-04 12:18:08 PM

I thought I was being original when I gave these out. I guess next yera I pass out cents off coupons.

TurdHeart		2003-11-04 12:19:40 PM

Hmmm - I can only think of one thing I "drop" in my toilet.

FidelAstro		2003-11-04 12:21:59 PM

Wow.

Guess what, folks?

I read this in the Winnipeg Sun ON THE farkING WEEKEND.

..bunch of johnny-come-latelys.

SantasBoot		2003-11-04 12:41:56 PM

MMmmmm Tasty!

VitaminH		2003-11-04 12:42:32 PM

I think a Urinal Cake = Piss Puck.

These are somthing you drop in the bowl (or tank?) of your home toliet to clean it.

ookdalibrarian		2003-11-04 12:44:21 PM

HEY! Don't be mean to Winnipeg! It's a great little city. I should know, I spent a month there one day.

My only other thought is: This is MUCH better than giving out those things that look like individually wrapped candy called OXO cubes!

0ok

Coital Punishment		2003-11-04 12:47:26 PM

Something about begging and not being able to choose...

Coital Punishment		2003-11-04 12:49:14 PM

I like to give out those canffinated chocolates. Kids get a great buzz off of it, and I think the parents might have a chance to learn something.

Walljasper		2003-11-04 12:54:41 PM

WTF? Whatever happened to the traditional shot of Foaming Pipe Snake into the goody bag, eh?

SantasBoot		2003-11-04 01:02:07 PM

The funny thing is the lable says "Keep out of reach of children"

I'd have to eat 246000 mg to get to a lethal dose!
MSDS (pdf)

Jimmycheese		2003-11-04 01:04:22 PM

"This is neither sweet nor tart. And why is it so big?"

wireguy		2003-11-04 01:11:32 PM

The really funny thing is that they were actually handed out by a local charitable orginizzation.(yes I live in Winnipeg)

greenpants		2003-11-04 01:13:12 PM

I got toothbrushes from at least 5 houses a year when I was trick o' treating as a kid. I think everyone in my neighbor was either a dentist or an asshat. Maybe asshat dentists?

The worst though were the ones that gave pennies. You can be sure those farkers ended up on the roof or in the shrubbery.

citizenc		2003-11-04 01:15:50 PM

wireguy,

They came from Winnipeg Harvest, right?

(Winnipeg native here too.. at the U of W right now, between my calculus class and calculus lab. It's snowing. BOO SNOW! :P)

splishsplashfark		2003-11-04 01:20:53 PM

they have toilets in Canada?

luvdoctor		2003-11-04 01:28:59 PM

Ah yes, another reason to be proud to live in Winnipeg!

supertbone		2003-11-04 01:44:22 PM

Fo' shizzle my fizz-its

poorgirl		2003-11-04 01:46:35 PM

Winnipeg has a few problems that need correcting:

1) Street signs. Put them where people can see them. Usually in the same colors as well, helps. Not going from white on white writing to green to no signs at all.

2) Phone booths should be at *eye* level, not at ground level, thank you.

3) I mentioned street signs, right? Good.

4) Gas Stations that are open when you are driving into or out of Winnipeg so if you get lost, you can make a phone call at night, without stopping at the ultimate scary Burger King or some Sleven that has a weird looking guy working the counter.

Be much appreciated :)

AS for the toilet cleaners, I think that's pretty good. You run out of candy, have nothing left, what the hell.

Jackanapes		2003-11-04 02:19:58 PM

I live in Winnipeg and someguy gave my 2 year old a can of pop. Who the hell hands out cans of pop on halloween. It tripled the weight of his bag.

Satan'sLittleHelper		2003-11-04 02:20:37 PM

Winnipeg is a farking hell hole........

DrLearned		2003-11-04 02:24:27 PM

If some douche meat gave my kid a chlorine 'n detergent cake for trick or treat, I would gleefully return the thoughtful gift via his alimentary canal. That stuff is highly toxic.

If you don't like trick or treaters, go to the bar or go grocery shopping or out for a drive, but don't give kids poison. It makes the baby Jeebus weep.

FidelAstro		2003-11-04 02:32:48 PM

poorgirl...those are the most retarded complaints about Winnipeg I've ever heard...and I was born and raised in the damn place.

ookdalibrarian		2003-11-04 02:54:01 PM

Winnipeg sucks because standing a the corner of Selkirk and Main, waiting for a bus is colder than skinny dipping in Churchill. Howzat FidelAstro?

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