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(TSN)   Who will Ovie try to break in half tonight? Will the Coyotes win on the ice AND off? It's the "Can we stop talking about ownership BS?" edition of your Stanley Cup Playoffs thread (WAS-NYR 7:30pm, NSH-PHX 10pm)   (tsn.ca) divider line 915
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2012-05-07 11:50:43 PM
Silvara: eddievercetti: [gifs.gifbin.com image 412x234]

Nice one.


Totally rawks, yet understated.
 
2012-05-07 11:51:36 PM
eddievercetti: expobill: Silvara: ytterbium: Thought you were asleep or something. Not enough purple fields in the thread.

Brutal couple of days for you and me, eh?

Nah..painting my nails to match my hair, can't really type much :) And yeah, it really has been. Tho I can at least be happy for the teams that are winning. They deserve it.

[images2.layoutsparks.com image 640x480]

Has the thread become a rave now? BUST OUT THE ECSTASY!


Back away from the dolphins, man.
 
2012-05-07 11:52:07 PM
"This could be the last game with Carrie Underwood cutaways, trademarked TSN. We didn't get one until 4 minutes left in the second period here, so maybe that's a bad omen."
 
2012-05-07 11:52:15 PM
Donnchadha: mikaloyd: Buck Henderson: Can I have one of those McCafe things if I'm white?

No you still have to pay for them.



That's all right. There's nobody around. Go ahead, take it.


One of the best comedy sketches ever.
 
2012-05-07 11:52:15 PM
expobill: mikaloyd: Buck Henderson: Can I have one of those McCafe things if I'm white?

No you still have to pay for them.

hey Mike, we missed bonus hockey
hw are ye?


Im still alive and rooting for the Yotes for the lulz.
 
2012-05-07 11:52:43 PM
Underwood's face! I NEED A SCREENCAP NOW!
 
2012-05-07 11:55:16 PM
I really should go to bed, but i'm sure if I did Nashville would come back, tie it up, and there'd be an epic overtime. If I stay up and watch Phoenix will get an empty netter and this will end 3-0.Uggggh.
 
2012-05-07 11:55:56 PM
One more Coyote goal and I can go to sleep......
 
2012-05-07 11:57:01 PM
eddievercetti: Underwood's face! I NEED A SCREENCAP NOW!

Q&D
i376.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 11:59:24 PM
HeathenHealer: I really should go to bed, but i'm sure if I did Nashville would come back, tie it up, and there'd be an epic overtime. If I stay up and watch Phoenix will get an empty netter and this will end 3-0.Uggggh.

how about who ever scores next, coyotes=bed preds=coffee
 
2012-05-08 12:00:45 AM
So, lemme get this straight . . . 'Yotes have a brick wall labelled "Smith" in goal, and the Preds have one of those Japanese paper room dividers?
 
2012-05-08 12:01:27 AM
expobill: HeathenHealer: I really should go to bed, but i'm sure if I did Nashville would come back, tie it up, and there'd be an epic overtime. If I stay up and watch Phoenix will get an empty netter and this will end 3-0.Uggggh.

how about who ever scores next, coyotes=bed preds=coffee beer


sounds good
 
2012-05-08 12:01:30 AM
caira: So, lemme get this straight . . . 'Yotes have a brick wall labelled "Smith" in goal, and the Preds have one of those Japanese paper room dividers?

He's made of pasta
 
2012-05-08 12:02:12 AM
zipmeme.com
 
2012-05-08 12:02:14 AM
Nice save Rinne!
 
2012-05-08 12:04:29 AM
Preds PP, make some hay guys.
 
2012-05-08 12:04:33 AM
o.onionstatic.com

Penalty? What a pain in the... uh, lower back.
 
2012-05-08 12:04:52 AM
tedeb: change1211: Mr.Tangent: I'm not sure all this "8th seed" hubub about the kings is warranted considering for the final few weeks the top spot in the pacific was a carousel.

/my stream has NHL network guys between periods.

They were in third until the last second. I think them being in last place just means the ranking system is silly.

That may be, but I can't think of any other ranking system that would put the Kings anywhere above 8th...


NHL system: 95 points, 8th place
IIHF system (3 for a regulation win): 126 points, 8th place
Old system (all shootouts are ties, no OTL point): 83 points, 7th place
Gatorade system (a win is a win, and a loss is a loss): 40-42, 10th place
 
2012-05-08 12:07:07 AM
It's getting painful watching Nashville NOT score.
 
2012-05-08 12:07:35 AM
The Preds have only scored 2 goals on Smith this series? Whoa.

/haven't watched much of this series at all
 
2012-05-08 12:07:37 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-08 12:08:32 AM
What is it about the old guys becoming rejuvenated in Phx. Nash for the Suns, Whitney for the yotes.
 
2012-05-08 12:08:34 AM
so i take la over phx in 6.
 
2012-05-08 12:08:35 AM
14 minutes, desert dogs
 
2012-05-08 12:09:04 AM
mikaloyd:

If they end up in the SCF, I would like permission to put that on a t-shirt.
 
paj
2012-05-08 12:09:09 AM
mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

I hear the puck bunnies are kind of harey.
 
2012-05-08 12:09:29 AM
MyRandomName: What is it about the old guys becoming rejuvenated in Phx. Nash for the Suns, Whitney for the yotes.

Warner for the Cardinals?
 
2012-05-08 12:10:18 AM
ytterbium: The Preds have only scored 2 goals on Smith this series? Whoa.

/haven't watched much of this series at all


8 by my count.
 
2012-05-08 12:10:18 AM
ytterbium: mikaloyd:

If they end up in the SCF, I would like permission to put that on a t-shirt.


Oh sure
 
2012-05-08 12:10:23 AM
are hockey fans not allowed to stand up, like fans at EPL games?

seriously.

I'm not a big hockey fan i don't know. it seems weird how every one is sitting down.
 
2012-05-08 12:11:38 AM
Have to run out of gas eventually.
 
2012-05-08 12:11:39 AM
ytterbium: mikaloyd:

If they end up in the SCF, I would like permission to put that on a t-shirt.


Make it two cacti and string up a net between them.
 
2012-05-08 12:12:00 AM
Wow the Canadian(?) commercial in the Klondike bar "Five seconds to glory" series is even more terrible. The guy's challenge that he has to survive for five seconds: "Actually listening to his wife".
 
2012-05-08 12:12:32 AM
mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

Yup. In 1994 if you would have told me Phoenix and Nashville would be playing hockey in the NHL I would have thought you were stealing a bit from Back to the Future 4.
 
2012-05-08 12:12:42 AM
Mr.Tangent: ytterbium: The Preds have only scored 2 goals on Smith this series? Whoa.

/haven't watched much of this series at all

8 by my count.


Sorry, one guy said the Preds weren't getting anything through Smith, the other guy said "just 2".


Didn't seem correct.
 
2012-05-08 12:12:59 AM
rickythepenguin: are hockey fans not allowed to stand up, like fans at EPL games?

seriously.

I'm not a big hockey fan i don't know. it seems weird how every one is sitting down.


The risk of things flying into the crowd makes it necessary to prevent obscured sightlines. Therefore it's considered polite to watch the game while sitting, unless something particularly exciting is happening -- i.e., last 10 seconds of a big win or something like that. You aren't allowed to get up or return to your seat during play for this reason, and you have to wait for a break in the action.
 
2012-05-08 12:13:55 AM
caira: ytterbium: mikaloyd:

If they end up in the SCF, I would like permission to put that on a t-shirt.

Make it two cacti and string up a net between them.




I like that
 
2012-05-08 12:13:58 AM
RminusQ: Wow the Canadian(?) commercial in the Klondike bar "Five seconds to glory" series is even more terrible. The guy's challenge that he has to survive for five seconds: "Actually listening to his wife".

To be fair, he's probably trying to watch hockey.
 
2012-05-08 12:14:12 AM
expobill: HeathenHealer:

AWESOME!!!!

/you were really letting em have it
scan to 7 minutes:
Link


Looking at a young John MacLean on the bench and Bruce Driver on the ice - who'da thought then that just nine years later they'd be hoisting the cup. Man the Devils were consistently awful back then.
 
2012-05-08 12:14:30 AM
Someone explain how Smith wasn't a finalist for the Vezina trophy again...
 
2012-05-08 12:15:06 AM
rickythepenguin: are hockey fans not allowed to stand up, like fans at EPL games?

seriously.

I'm not a big hockey fan i don't know. it seems weird how every one is sitting down.


Everybody sits, everybody sees.
 
2012-05-08 12:15:40 AM
MyRandomName: Someone explain how Smith wasn't a finalist for the Vezina trophy again...

It's not fair to just give it to a 4x6 brick wall.
 
2012-05-08 12:16:56 AM
Mr.Tangent: MyRandomName: Someone explain how Smith wasn't a finalist for the Vezina trophy again...

It's not fair to just give it to a 4x6 brick wall.


images4.cpcache.com ?
 
2012-05-08 12:17:03 AM
rickythepenguin: are hockey fans not allowed to stand up, like fans at EPL games?

seriously.

I'm not a big hockey fan i don't know. it seems weird how every one is sitting down.


fans stand a lot in the EPL, usually the visiting club stands the entire match
 
paj
2012-05-08 12:17:59 AM
RminusQ: Wow the Canadian(?) commercial in the Klondike bar "Five seconds to glory" series is even more terrible. The guy's challenge that he has to survive for five seconds: "Actually listening to his wife".

What happens in the US version?
 
2012-05-08 12:18:07 AM
Donnchadha: The risk of things flying into the crowd makes it necessary to prevent obscured sightlines. Therefore it's considered polite to watch the game while sitting, unless something particularly exciting is happening -- i.e., last 10 seconds of a big win or something like that. You aren't allowed to get up or return to your seat during play for this reason, and you have to wait for a break in the action.


huh. thanks for that.

i thought maybe, as i said above, the NHL had a kind of "no standing during play, upon pain of ejection" rule like in EPL.

i haven't been to a 'Yotes game ever. i only watch hockey during Game 7s / olympics. pretty farking cool game, even if i don't understand icing or the neutral zone trap. or crosschecking. and crosschecking...that's when they check in the back, right? how come when the puck gets behind the net there's no crosschecking then? cats are all the time getting checked in the back.
 
2012-05-08 12:18:24 AM
Mr.Tangent: MyRandomName: Someone explain how Smith wasn't a finalist for the Vezina trophy again...

It's not fair to just give it to a 4x6 brick wall.


Reminds me of Sean Burke (hey, who is Smith's goaltender coach again?)

Dude was Jabba the Hutt in net, it was almost unfair -- but he played for Hartford, The Whale, so his win-loss record didn't reflect the fact that he was a giant in the goal.
 
2012-05-08 12:18:25 AM
MyRandomName: Someone explain how Smith wasn't a finalist for the Vezina trophy again...

Because he was the underdog
 
2012-05-08 12:18:51 AM
paj: RminusQ: Wow the Canadian(?) commercial in the Klondike bar "Five seconds to glory" series is even more terrible. The guy's challenge that he has to survive for five seconds: "Actually listening to his wife".

What happens in the US version?


it;s rosie odonnal or ellen de generates
 
2012-05-08 12:19:48 AM
Donnchadha: Mr.Tangent: MyRandomName: Someone explain how Smith wasn't a finalist for the Vezina trophy again...

It's not fair to just give it to a 4x6 brick wall.

Reminds me of Sean Burke (hey, who is Smith's goaltender coach again?)

Dude was Jabba the Hutt in net, it was almost unfair -- but he played for Hartford, The Whale, so his win-loss record didn't reflect the fact that he was a giant in the goal.


sean burke was great
 
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