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(TSN)   Who will Ovie try to break in half tonight? Will the Coyotes win on the ice AND off? It's the "Can we stop talking about ownership BS?" edition of your Stanley Cup Playoffs thread (WAS-NYR 7:30pm, NSH-PHX 10pm)   (tsn.ca) divider line 915
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2012-05-07 10:28:38 PM  

HeathenHealer: Sonofabiatch. I was putting my son to bed and missed it.


You could be a crappy parent like me and let him stay up.

I got a little misty a minute ago when mine asked when the next Blues game is. I thought he knew.
 
2012-05-07 10:28:41 PM  

HeathenHealer: Sonofabiatch. I was putting my son to bed and missed it.


teach him to do that himself during ot games
 
2012-05-07 10:28:44 PM  
Kind of funny how quickly Joel Ward has gone from being a hero to a zero to Caps fans.
 
2012-05-07 10:28:53 PM  
Well, thank you Mr. Ward, we appreciate your efforts on our behalf.

To the Nation's Capital, and VICTORY!
 
2012-05-07 10:29:25 PM  

paj: Frozen_Puck: paj: Tipped in off a Capital stick. Staal gets credit as the Rangers win it OT. 2-1 the final.

final was 3-2 actually

True. You are correct sir.


Although I do wish it had ended when it was 2-1.

DAMMIT
 
2012-05-07 10:29:27 PM  

ytterbium: HeathenHealer: Sonofabiatch. I was putting my son to bed and missed it.

You could be a crappy parent like me and let him stay up.

I got a little misty a minute ago when mine asked when the next Blues game is. I thought he knew.


october
 
2012-05-07 10:30:35 PM  
nice little scrum there
 
2012-05-07 10:31:25 PM  
It still amazes me that we did a whiteout yet our home jerseys aren't white.
 
2012-05-07 10:31:28 PM  

ytterbium: HeathenHealer: Sonofabiatch. I was putting my son to bed and missed it.

You could be a crappy parent like me and let him stay up.

I got a little misty a minute ago when mine asked when the next Blues game is. I thought he knew.


Ouch.

expobill: HeathenHealer: Sonofabiatch. I was putting my son to bed and missed it.

teach him to do that himself during ot games


Little bugger would stay up til 2am if i'd let him.

So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?
 
2012-05-07 10:31:51 PM  

ytterbium: HeathenHealer: Sonofabiatch. I was putting my son to bed and missed it.

You could be a crappy parent like me and let him stay up.

I got a little misty a minute ago when mine asked when the next Blues game is. I thought he knew.


Wait til he finds out mommy pees standing up!
 
2012-05-07 10:31:52 PM  

MrCheeks: And let the racist comments on Twitter commence.


@crazyivor: Joel Ward you are the perfect example of why black people don't make it to the NHL #moron

@BTheMann
All in favor of lynching Joel Ward?

@johnnyBonz
Rangers hang onto this series by the skin of Joel Ward's black balls
 
2012-05-07 10:33:04 PM  
I have a sudden desire to tweet racist things. Ugh, that hurts.
 
2012-05-07 10:33:32 PM  

HeathenHealer: So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?


Do both conferences need to have the teams set before the series begin?
 
2012-05-07 10:34:15 PM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: ytterbium: HeathenHealer: Sonofabiatch. I was putting my son to bed and missed it.

You could be a crappy parent like me and let him stay up.

I got a little misty a minute ago when mine asked when the next Blues game is. I thought he knew.

Wait til he finds out mommy pees standing up!


Only when I wear a skirt.

I have to finally state publically that Smith is frickin' awesome. Bastard.
 
2012-05-07 10:34:22 PM  

JT_Goalie: HeathenHealer: So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?

Do both conferences need to have the teams set before the series begin?


This
 
2012-05-07 10:34:35 PM  

JT_Goalie: HeathenHealer: So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?

Do both conferences need to have the teams set before the series begin?


yep, so everything will hinge on the NY series assuming the Coyotes finish the job tonight.
 
2012-05-07 10:34:45 PM  

JT_Goalie: HeathenHealer: So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?

Do both conferences need to have the teams set before the series begin?


yes
 
2012-05-07 10:36:21 PM  
2nd round could be over Wednesday if Yotes, Devils, Rangers all win
 
2012-05-07 10:36:34 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: MrCheeks: And let the racist comments on Twitter commence.

@crazyivor: Joel Ward you are the perfect example of why black people don't make it to the NHL #moron

@BTheMann
All in favor of lynching Joel Ward?

@johnnyBonz
Rangers hang onto this series by the skin of Joel Ward's black balls


Morans. Morans as far as the eye can see.
 
2012-05-07 10:36:54 PM  

HeathenHealer:

So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?


october
 
2012-05-07 10:37:02 PM  
Watching this NBC stream I'm noticing that these guys state the obvious more than Craig Simpson, I'm impressed.
 
2012-05-07 10:37:21 PM  
3rd round probably starts Sunday
 
2012-05-07 10:37:22 PM  

Mr.Tangent: JT_Goalie: HeathenHealer: So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?

Do both conferences need to have the teams set before the series begin?

yep, so everything will hinge on the NY series assuming the Coyotes finish the job tonight.


Thanks! Couldn't remember if they waited or not. Could be a long wait for the Western teams.
 
2012-05-07 10:37:30 PM  
FIRST TO GET "RACIST COMMENTS TOWARD WARD" GREENLIGHT WINS!
 
2012-05-07 10:37:44 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: MrCheeks: And let the racist comments on Twitter commence.

@crazyivor: Joel Ward you are the perfect example of why black people don't make it to the NHL #moron

@BTheMann
All in favor of lynching Joel Ward?

@johnnyBonz
Rangers hang onto this series by the skin of Joel Ward's black balls


i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-07 10:38:35 PM  

Smiths: FIRST TO GET "RACIST COMMENTS TOWARD WARD" GREENLIGHT WINS!


what?

/16 items crossed my archie bunker brain
 
2012-05-07 10:39:11 PM  

expobill: HeathenHealer:

So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?

october


No, October is when the Wild are mathematically eliminated each year.

/actually not this year, they were good early, not so much after that
 
2012-05-07 10:39:18 PM  

Smiths: FIRST TO GET "RACIST COMMENTS TOWARD WARD" GREENLIGHT WINS!


Thanks but I got my first green light in 8 years the other day, I'm good for another 8.
 
2012-05-07 10:39:57 PM  
actually saturday is game 7 for nyr caps & philly jersey
 
2012-05-07 10:40:28 PM  

HeathenHealer: expobill: HeathenHealer:

So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?

october

No, October is when the Wild are mathematically eliminated each year.

/actually not this year, they were good early, not so much after that


Remember when Minnesota, Edmonton and Toronto were at the top of the standings, those were funny times.
 
2012-05-07 10:42:05 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: MrCheeks: And let the racist comments on Twitter commence.

@crazyivor: Joel Ward you are the perfect example of why black people don't make it to the NHL #moron

@BTheMann
All in favor of lynching Joel Ward?

@johnnyBonz
Rangers hang onto this series by the skin of Joel Ward's black balls


YR @Lizzs_Lockeroom
Then there's this RT @JRavoli55 "F**K YOU JOEL WARD YOU STUPID PIECE OF F**KING S**T #blackpeopleshouldntplayhockey
 
2012-05-07 10:42:29 PM  

expobill: HeathenHealer:

So if the Coyotes win tonight when would the conference finals start?

october


People in Phoenix arent in hockey mood in October
just look at their attendance
atrocious
 
2012-05-07 10:42:52 PM  
Rinne WAY outta the net for that stop
 
2012-05-07 10:43:07 PM  

Mr.Tangent:

Remember when Minnesota, Edmonton and Toronto were at the top of the standings, those were funny times.


thanksgiving (USA) was promising, Xmas was dismal
 
paj
2012-05-07 10:43:24 PM  
Rinne sanoo ei!
 
2012-05-07 10:43:27 PM  

Mr.Tangent:

Remember when Minnesota, Edmonton and Toronto were at the top of the standings, those were funny times.


Ahhh, the 80s. Cocaine, pastels, and synthesizers.

Wait....sorry. I tried to block that out.
 
2012-05-07 10:43:45 PM  

Gosling: Well, let's see if we can stop talking about ownership BS in Phoenix. Here are their complete home attendance figures for this season, in chronological order.

REGULAR SEASON
vs. Winnipeg (home opener): 17,132 (100.0% full)
vs. Chicago: 11,051 (64.5% full)
vs. Los Angeles: 7,128 (41.6% full)
vs. Dallas: 6,948 (40.6% full)
vs. New Jersey: 7,434 (43.4% full)
vs. Los Angeles: 10,379 (60.6% full)
vs. Nashville: 6,738 (39.3% full)
vs. Edmonton: 13,381 (78.1% full)
vs. Montreal: 14,138 (82.6% full)
vs. Anaheim: 9,124 (53.3% full)
vs. Vancouver: 14,569 (85.1% full)
vs. Dallas: 10,036 (58.6% full)
vs. Philadelphia: 14,913 (87.1% full)
vs. Minnesota: 10,976 (64.1% full)
vs. Edmonton: 9,397 (54.9% full)
vs. New York Rangers: 12,172 (71.1% full)
vs. St. Louis: 12,650 (73.9% full)
vs. Boston: 17,459 (102.0% full)
vs. New York Islanders: 13,350 (78.0% full)
vs. Colorado: 12,757 (74.5% full)
vs. Detroit: 15,067 (88.0% full)
vs. Tampa Bay: 12,714 (74.2% full)
vs. Ottawa: 8,061 (47.1% full)
vs. Anaheim: 10,579 (61.8% full)
vs. San Jose: 12,979 (75.8% full)
vs. Detroit: 12,687 (74.1% full)
vs. Calgary: 10,048 (58.7% full)
vs. Chicago: 17,353 (101.3% full)
vs. Dallas: 16,604 (97.0% full)
vs. Los Angeles: 10,842 (63.3% full)
vs. Vancouver: 16,691 (97.5% full)
vs. Calgary: 10,989 (64.2% full)
vs. Columbus: 13,579 (79.3% full)
vs. Minnesota: 11,716 (68.4% full)
vs. San Jose: 14,994 (87.6% full)
vs. Nashville: 11,518 (67.3% full)
vs. Colorado: 14,938 (87.2% full)
vs. St. Louis: 12,585 (73.5% full)
vs. San Jose: 14,446 (84.4% full)
vs. Anaheim: 15,856 (92.6% full)
vs. Columbus: 13,263 (77.4% full)

VS. CHICAGO
Game 1: 17,138 (100.1% full)
Game 2: 17,539 (102.4% full)
Game 5: 17,746 (103.6% full)

VS. NASHVILLE
Game 1: 17,187 (100.4% full)
Game 2: 17,217 (100.5% full)


Bad October attendance^
 
2012-05-07 10:44:15 PM  

MrCheeks: I_Love_Cheesecake: MrCheeks: And let the racist comments on Twitter commence.

@crazyivor: Joel Ward you are the perfect example of why black people don't make it to the NHL #moron

@BTheMann
All in favor of lynching Joel Ward?

@johnnyBonz
Rangers hang onto this series by the skin of Joel Ward's black balls

YR @Lizzs_Lockeroom
Then there's this RT @JRavoli55 "F**K YOU JOEL WARD YOU STUPID PIECE OF F**KING S**T #blackpeopleshouldntplayhockey


mitt romney just gots 4 votes
 
2012-05-07 10:44:41 PM  
Coyotes play some excellent defense sometimes. It's maddening.
 
2012-05-07 10:45:24 PM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: Mr.Tangent:

Remember when Minnesota, Edmonton and Toronto were at the top of the standings, those were funny times.

Ahhh, the 80s. Cocaine, pastels, and synthesizers.

Wait....sorry. I tried to block that out.


actually I was talking about last November. hehe
 
2012-05-07 10:46:16 PM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: Mr.Tangent:

Remember when Minnesota, Edmonton and Toronto were at the top of the standings, those were funny times.

Ahhh, the 80s. Cocaine, pastels, and synthesizers.

Wait....sorry. I tried to block that out.


i found a vid of an oiler-devil game from 1986 were i was in the stands harassing devil fans-
wearing a #99 jersey and long hair!
 
2012-05-07 10:47:08 PM  

expobill: Smiths: FIRST TO GET "RACIST COMMENTS TOWARD WARD" GREENLIGHT WINS!

what?

/16 items crossed my archie bunker brain


i got mine after the Boston loss. headlines with "n*****" = AWESOME GREENS
 
2012-05-07 10:47:57 PM  
Goddamnit. 6 farking seconds left to go in the third. I still got your back Ward.
 
2012-05-07 10:48:18 PM  

expobill: Bartleby the Scrivener: Mr.Tangent:



i found a vid of an oiler-devil game from 1986 were i was in the stands harassing devil fans-
wearing a #99 jersey and long hair!


Screencaps or it didnt happen!
 
2012-05-07 10:49:42 PM  
RANGERS, BABY! YEAH!

/late to the party
//don't give a shiat
 
paj
2012-05-07 10:49:48 PM  
0-0 after 20.
 
2012-05-07 10:50:09 PM  
Nice play by Rinne to keep the puck in motion.
 
2012-05-07 10:50:24 PM  
Yep, another deadlocked game.
 
2012-05-07 10:51:37 PM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: expobill: Bartleby the Scrivener: Mr.Tangent:



i found a vid of an oiler-devil game from 1986 were i was in the stands harassing devil fans-
wearing a #99 jersey and long hair!

Screencaps or it didnt happen!

i tried using my screen shot but had a blank screen
Smiths can help me get the image, i hope
 
2012-05-07 10:52:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
Kostitsyn....Kostitsyn. That's fun to say.
 
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