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		Who will Ovie try to break in half tonight? Will the Coyotes win on the ice AND off? It's the "Can we stop talking about ownership BS?" edition of your Stanley Cup Playoffs thread (WAS-NYR 7:30pm, NSH-PHX 10pm) (tsn.ca)		915
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ThatJimKid		2012-05-07 08:47:57 PM

Cap take advantage!

FastJeff		2012-05-07 08:48:02 PM

Nice tip pass Boyle.

robsul82		2012-05-07 08:49:09 PM

Only going up 1-0 after doing all that ass kicking is dangerous business, Rags.

paj		2012-05-07 08:50:39 PM

Tied!

Smiths		2012-05-07 08:51:19 PM

This thread needs more Holtby's mom:

i.imgur.com

Mr.Tangent		2012-05-07 08:52:58 PM

Late to the party.

Lets go Rangers!

Lets go Coyotes! Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

HeathenHealer		2012-05-07 08:53:05 PM

Go CAPS, Go Preds!!!

JT_Goalie		2012-05-07 08:54:19 PM

really need to stop interviewing coaches in the middle of the game

JT_Goalie		2012-05-07 08:54:56 PM

delay of game Caps...PP Rangers

2wolves		2012-05-07 08:55:07 PM

DoG, 2:00 minutes.

Smiths		2012-05-07 08:55:08 PM

YOU THE MAN NOW D.O.G.

Donnchadha		2012-05-07 08:55:23 PM

Delay! Drink!

MattyFridays		2012-05-07 08:55:32 PM

Good lord, I love the butthurt in this thread from the following:

1) Canadians who want the Coyotes

2) People who think they know more than a guy who's ACTUALLY OWNED AN NHL TEAM BEFORE.

JT_Goalie		2012-05-07 08:55:33 PM

now let's see if they can actually *DO* something with it

ThatJimKid		2012-05-07 08:55:39 PM

Rangers recovering from that goal really well, and on the PP.

JT_Goalie		2012-05-07 08:57:25 PM

long change...DRINK!!

robsul82		2012-05-07 08:57:29 PM

You've got to pass there, dude.

desertgeek		2012-05-07 08:57:30 PM

MattyFridays: Good lord, I love the butthurt in this thread from the following:

1) Canadians who want the Coyotes

2) People who think they know more than a guy who's ACTUALLY OWNED AN NHL TEAM BEFORE.

I'm used to it by now. They just don't like the idea of GROWING the great sport.

yookaloco		2012-05-07 08:57:58 PM

Caps throwing a block party for the Rangers.

paj		2012-05-07 08:58:22 PM

C'mon Hughson, if you were on a two-on-one with Roman Hamrlik, would you pass to him? Didn't think so.
/

MattyFridays		2012-05-07 08:59:02 PM

Bettman's press conference:

"Jamison bought the team. Fark you Canada, and Fark you Goldwater."

*drops mic, walks out*

JT_Goalie		2012-05-07 08:59:09 PM

dammit Zebra....get outta the say, stripes!!!

ontariolightning		2012-05-07 08:59:20 PM

desertgeek: MattyFridays: Good lord, I love the butthurt in this thread from the following:

1) Canadians who want the Coyotes

2) People who think they know more than a guy who's ACTUALLY OWNED AN NHL TEAM BEFORE.

I'm used to it by now. They just don't like the idea of GROWING the great sport.

I'd rather people who are passionate about hockey have a team than people who only care to watch it if the team is good

RsquaredW		2012-05-07 08:59:44 PM

robsul82: You've got to pass there, dude.

I'd rather Laich take that shot than Hamrlik.

JT_Goalie		2012-05-07 08:59:46 PM

JT_Goalie: dammit Zebra....get outta the ~~say~~ WAY, stripes!!!

ftfm

MattyFridays		2012-05-07 09:00:04 PM

desertgeek:

I'm used to it by now. They just don't like the idea of GROWING the great sport.

That's why you've been on my favorites list since we first started talking Yotes hockey back in 2010 or so.

FastJeff		2012-05-07 09:00:26 PM

paj: C'mon Hughson, if you were on a two-on-one with Roman Hamrlik, would you pass to him? Didn't think so.
/

Could set him up with one of his patented 14mph slapshots.

desertgeek		2012-05-07 09:00:38 PM

MattyFridays: Bettman's press conference:

"Jamison bought the team. Fark you Canada, and Fark you Goldwater."

*drops mic, walks out*

No no no... do that AFTER tonight's game. In front of the crowd too.

ontariolightning		2012-05-07 09:01:03 PM

MattyFridays: Bettman's press conference:

"Jamison bought the team. Fark you Canada, and Fark you Goldwater."

*drops mic, walks out*

The Coyotes will be Canada's eventually.

RsquaredW		2012-05-07 09:01:04 PM

Emrick, that was up there with "Rangers have them right where they want them by being down a goal going into the third". At least TRY to be evenhanded.

MattyFridays		2012-05-07 09:01:48 PM

ontariolightning:

I'd rather people who are passionate about hockey have a team than people who only care to watch it if the team is good

Little secret about the coyotes: Even with the bad attendance, the TV ratings were actually decent.

2wolves		2012-05-07 09:02:04 PM

Served up on a platter.

Mr.Tangent		2012-05-07 09:02:12 PM

desertgeek: I'm used to it by now. They just don't like the idea of GROWING the great sport.

It's not our fault we've been brought up by our parents and the media to believe that hockey where there is no natural ice is an abomination (that includes Vancouver and it's whacky climate). Our hockey pundits will not be happy until the last non original six American team is moved to Whogivesafark Saskatchewan.

ontariolightning		2012-05-07 09:02:37 PM

MattyFridays: ontariolightning:

I'd rather people who are passionate about hockey have a team than people who only care to watch it if the team is good

Little secret about the coyotes: Even with the bad attendance, the TV ratings were actually decent.

What do you consider decent?

MrCheeks		2012-05-07 09:02:45 PM

Got damn I love Holtbys hands.

MattyFridays		2012-05-07 09:02:57 PM

ontariolightning:

The Coyotes will be Canada's eventually.

You're ADORABLE. I didn't know Portland and Seattle were in Canada!

FastJeff		2012-05-07 09:05:06 PM

Break in play so I'll just ask... So, how long until Las Vegas gets a team?

Smiths		2012-05-07 09:05:18 PM

Donnchadha: Delay! Drink!

way ahead of you, man.

MrCheeks		2012-05-07 09:05:21 PM

Could someone tell me why we have not seen many real fights?

ontariolightning		2012-05-07 09:05:37 PM

MattyFridays: ontariolightning:

The Coyotes will be Canada's eventually.

You're ADORABLE. I didn't know Portland and Seattle were in Canada!

Rofl Hockey in Portland or Seattle.. not going to work

Quebec City more like

FastJeff		2012-05-07 09:06:00 PM

MrCheeks: Could someone tell me why we have not seen many real fights?

Shanny.

JT_Goalie		2012-05-07 09:06:02 PM

FastJeff: how long until Las Vegas gets a team?

dear gods, NO!!

Smiths		2012-05-07 09:06:26 PM

last minute play every second!

btw:

www.lawrys.com

awesome.

ontariolightning		2012-05-07 09:06:59 PM

FastJeff: Break in play so I'll just ask... So, how long until Las Vegas gets a team?

I'd shoot myself if there is 2 NHL teams in the desert

MrCheeks		2012-05-07 09:07:11 PM

FastJeff: MrCheeks: Could someone tell me why we have not seen many real fights?

Shanny.

Not sure what that means...

RsquaredW		2012-05-07 09:07:12 PM

Ah, yes, perfectly legitimate stickwork on that Ovi-Green mixup. Nobody hooked there, no sir.

desertgeek		2012-05-07 09:07:13 PM

Bettman press conference: Confirming what we already know, tentative deal to sell the Coyotes to Greg Jamison. Need to complete some things, but it's safe to say the Coyotes are going nowhere barring a massive fark up.

The full conference will be up on the Coyotes website once it's over.

ytterbium		2012-05-07 09:07:17 PM

ontariolightning: MattyFridays: ontariolightning:

The Coyotes will be Canada's eventually.

You're ADORABLE. I didn't know Portland and Seattle were in Canada!

Rofl Hockey in Portland or Seattle.. not going to work

Quebec City more like

I still want Milwaukee to get a team.

Send the Admirals to Madison: someone else mentioned this and I like it.