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(TMZ)   Jay-Z just found his 100th problem   (tmz.com) divider line 50
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2012-05-07 01:05:27 PM
I think she's darker than Jay-Z too.
 
2012-05-07 01:06:37 PM
Whaddya know? It's a biatch!
 
2012-05-07 01:12:47 PM
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
 
2012-05-07 01:13:16 PM
Wait... please oh please tell me that was some kind of a skort thing. I don't want to think I just saw her bunchy panties just now.
 
2012-05-07 01:14:53 PM

Millions_Knives: Kill it! Kill it with fire!


Too late, brah.
 
2012-05-07 01:18:59 PM

Millions_Knives: Kill it! Kill it with fire!


It's pretty evident that fire alone will not work. She burns but is not consumed.
 
2012-05-07 01:21:42 PM
That lady will be dead from the severest form of skin cancer within 5 years
 
2012-05-07 01:22:18 PM
That's no woman, that's a tan, baby!
 
2012-05-07 01:23:10 PM
Ahh, confirmed.. Knew she had to be one of "those types" of neighbors that makes a shiat ton of racket and totally oblivious that other people live near her who might not want to listen to her shiat. I bet that house is a noise factory. Probably spends 60% of her day on the front porch talking on her phone at spinal tap levels.
 
2012-05-07 01:25:46 PM
She gives all of us who do moderate UVA tanning a bad name.
 
2012-05-07 01:32:06 PM
Did the state step in and remove her kid? You never see her and the husband with the child.
 
2012-05-07 01:33:08 PM
Glob damn it! The ONLY reason I watched the entire video was because I was promised shattered windows. WHAR SHATTERED WINDOWS?! WHAR?!
 
2012-05-07 01:34:28 PM

Honest Bender: Glob damn it! The ONLY reason I watched the entire video was because I was promised shattered windows. WHAR SHATTERED WINDOWS?! WHAR?!


So you sadly stayed long enough for the upskirt then?
 
2012-05-07 01:35:49 PM

T.rex: She gives all of us who do moderate UVA tanning a bad name.


you do realize even moderate tanning is deadly enough to kill you within 10 years right?
 
2012-05-07 01:37:05 PM
So TMZ is just randomly picking people off the street and publishing their names and making fun of them? This is disgusting
 
2012-05-07 01:39:31 PM

SnakeLee: So TMZ is just randomly picking people off the street and publishing their names and making fun of them? This is disgusting


Were you out of the country last week? Because welcome back!
 
2012-05-07 01:40:55 PM

KatjaMouse: So you sadly stayed long enough for the upskirt then?


"I don't recall."
 
2012-05-07 01:46:01 PM

SnakeLee: So TMZ is just randomly picking people off the street and publishing their names and making fun of them? This is disgusting


So is the majority of the entertainment industry, but I know the secret to stopping them from continuing to mass produce this filth...

images.wikia.com

Just Don't Look! Just Don't Look! ♫
 
2012-05-07 01:51:08 PM
apparently a biatch was one.
 
2012-05-07 01:53:06 PM
I'd say nuke it,but....
 
2012-05-07 01:58:37 PM
Jay-Z is my load and saver.
 
2012-05-07 02:04:57 PM

ontariolightning: T.rex: She gives all of us who do moderate UVA tanning a bad name.

you do realize even moderate tanning is deadly enough to kill you within 10 years right?


You sound pasty white.
 
2012-05-07 02:05:41 PM
Slow day over at TMZ?
 
2012-05-07 02:08:47 PM
Will this finally get those over-tanned orange Jersey dorks to stop with the madness?

Nope...

weknowmemes.com
 
2012-05-07 02:21:04 PM
We as a nation savor the youth culture way too much. what ever happened to being a grown up?
 
2012-05-07 02:34:36 PM
Also, given the tan and ensemble, anyone else secretly hoping that she'd get her photo taken Wal-Mart at some point?
 
2012-05-07 02:46:17 PM

severedtoe: We as a nation savor the youth culture way too much. what ever happened to being a grown up?


Isn't Jay-Z around 40 years old at this point? Not sure what kind of music you're supposed to listen to when they get old, I figure you just keep liking what you always like. It's isn't like senior citizens dropped Elvis and such for some shiatty easy listening music.
 
2012-05-07 02:48:39 PM

TheJoe03: severedtoe: We as a nation savor the youth culture way too much. what ever happened to being a grown up?

Isn't Jay-Z around 40 years old at this point? Not sure what kind of music you're supposed to listen to when they get old, I figure you just keep liking what you always like. It's isn't like senior citizens dropped Elvis and such for some shiatty easy listening music.


I think he's referring to the tween slut-suit.
 
2012-05-07 02:48:46 PM

KatjaMouse: Also, given the tan and ensemble, anyone else secretly hoping that she'd get her photo taken Wal-Mart at some point?



That's akin to seeking a vampire's mirror reflection.
 
2012-05-07 02:50:27 PM

KatjaMouse: I think he's referring to the tween slut-suit.


THAT I agree with, though I will probably wear t-shirts, jeans, and sneakers till I die.
 
2012-05-07 02:53:45 PM

TheJoe03: severedtoe: We as a nation savor the youth culture way too much. what ever happened to being a grown up?

Isn't Jay-Z around 40 years old at this point? Not sure what kind of music you're supposed to listen to when they get old, I figure you just keep liking what you always like. It's isn't like senior citizens dropped Elvis and such for some shiatty easy listening music.


He's 40 already?

Her choice in music is one thing, but basing so bad the windows shake?

Oh yea, i almost forgot. Get off my lawn!
 
2012-05-07 02:55:39 PM
I thought black face was no longer acceptable...
 
2012-05-07 03:51:14 PM

severedtoe: TheJoe03: severedtoe: We as a nation savor the youth culture way too much. what ever happened to being a grown up?

Isn't Jay-Z around 40 years old at this point? Not sure what kind of music you're supposed to listen to when they get old, I figure you just keep liking what you always like. It's isn't like senior citizens dropped Elvis and such for some shiatty easy listening music.

He's 40 already?

Her choice in music is one thing, but basing so bad the windows shake?

Oh yea, i almost forgot. Get off my lawn!


I am fifty eight and I blast "Du Hast", "Engel", "Rammstein" and the louder, faster part of Dimmu Borgir's "Sorgens Kammer" when I am in my car. Should I not do that?
 
2012-05-07 03:52:10 PM
also pasty white, fish belly pale.
 
2012-05-07 03:57:03 PM

unfarkingbelievable: ontariolightning: T.rex: She gives all of us who do moderate UVA tanning a bad name.

you do realize even moderate tanning is deadly enough to kill you within 10 years right?

You sound pasty white.


you say that like its a bad thing

at least im not getting skin cancer
 
2012-05-07 03:57:23 PM
That is one pair of panties I do not want to sniff.
 
2012-05-07 04:01:11 PM

SumoJeb: That is one pair of panties I do not want to sniff.


smoked salmon.
 
2012-05-07 04:57:40 PM
 
2012-05-07 06:06:07 PM
 
2012-05-07 06:46:21 PM

MagSeven: SumoJeb: That is one pair of panties I do not want to sniff.

smoked salmon.


You mean the kind of stink bait that could cause a man to throw up?
 
2012-05-07 07:06:06 PM

Misconduc: MagSeven: SumoJeb: That is one pair of panties I do not want to sniff.

smoked salmon.

You mean the kind of stink bait that could cause a man to throw up?


Probably make a maggot gag.
 
2012-05-07 07:22:54 PM
Presenting: The future of celebrity.

This is all your fault, you realize.
 
2012-05-07 07:37:41 PM
The Crypt Keeper in question (Note - Not Safe for Dreams):

cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-07 07:45:59 PM
This AW interloper will rue the day she darkened Courtney Stodden's door!
 
2012-05-07 09:26:28 PM

BroVinny: Whaddya know? It's a biatch!


Came for the biatch. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-05-07 09:44:05 PM

Macular Degenerate: The Crypt Keeper in question (Note - Not Safe for Dreams):

[cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


I don't know what hurts my eyes worse, her face or that top.
 
2012-05-07 10:15:44 PM

severedtoe: We as a nation savor the youth culture way too much. what ever happened to being a grown up?


We finally got there.

And it sucks.

"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority, they show disrespect to their elders.... They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and are tyrants over their teachers." -Socrates
 
2012-05-07 10:26:49 PM

Macular Degenerate: The Crypt Keeper in question (Note - Not Safe for Dreams):

[cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


who?...and WTF?
 
2012-05-08 04:05:19 AM
When I first moved to Miami, I was renting cars for a month at a time while I decided whether the job was solid enough to stay. Month at a time.

Sometimes the rental people would do me a solid - Challenger, Charger, Volvo. Sometimes...

So I'm driving this metallic green Previa mini-van for a month. Being the middle aged pasty white dude that I am, I had to load up the shiatty stereo with rap (Snoop, Warren G, lots of old school west coast with the occasional Bigge ), crank it up as loud as possible with all of the windows down, and roll up on the hottest chicks I could see walking down the street with a, "hey girl, you fine, you like my ride?"

Wish I'd taken video, while most of the reactions were merely "are you farking kidding me?" (why yes, yes I am), there were a few that were incredibly hilarious.

/nobody was ever offended
// which made me like Miami a bit more
/// by the end of the month I kinda liked driving a mini-van
 
2012-05-08 11:08:53 AM

ontariolightning: unfarkingbelievable: ontariolightning: T.rex: She gives all of us who do moderate UVA tanning a bad name.

you do realize even moderate tanning is deadly enough to kill you within 10 years right?

You sound pasty white.

you say that like its a bad thing

at least im not getting skin cancer


Let's pray you don't get any kind of cancer. No, being untanned is certainly not a bad thing at all. My BF is "pasty Irish white" and I find him so incredibly sexy -- actually, his whiteness is adorable to me!
 
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