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		Cameron Diaz explains the science behind "saggy boobies" (starpulse.com)		58
		More: Amusing, Cameron Diaz, boobies, Anna Kendrick

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Zap_Rowsdower		2012-05-07 02:06:16 PM

Thank you, Cameron, for brilliantly demonstrating why no one should ever listen to anything any celebrity says. Ever.

Bag of Hammers		2012-05-07 02:06:23 PM

I would like to demonstrate the science behind "skullfarking" to her.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-07 02:08:28 PM

I thought Sir Isaac Newton had already covered that?

Wyatt Derp		2012-05-07 02:09:10 PM

She is so fugly. To save everyone else time

/studman.jpg
//sharp knees

Apos		2012-05-07 02:09:42 PM

And the movie she's promoting is....

*clicks link*

Ah.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-05-07 02:10:41 PM

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

quatchi		2012-05-07 02:13:36 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

Can you throw them over your shoulder like...

fta: What you do is you throw your breast over your shoulder and the baby is strapped to your back so it suckles.

So, that's a yes.

BigLuca		2012-05-07 02:16:16 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

Ghost Roach		2012-05-07 02:17:33 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

Came for this, leaving disturbed AND satisfied

/great minds think alike, Farkers seldom differ

tomWright		2012-05-07 02:19:08 PM

I never thought she was all that hot, but the sense of humor makes up for it. She seems like the kind of chick who would bounce during cowgirl just to force her partner to fart. then laugh her ass off.

Kurmudgeon		2012-05-07 02:20:51 PM

She's always been hot, in fact, in The Mask she was "SMOKIN!!!"

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984		2012-05-07 02:23:45 PM

I can haz perky boobies thread?

monoski		2012-05-07 02:24:13 PM

Not my problem...

cjmook21		2012-05-07 02:37:15 PM

Gigantos		2012-05-07 02:42:40 PM

Anyone have a gif of her and Christina Applegate in the dressing room scene from "The Sweetest Thing?" Seems appropriate for this thread.

Otackle72		2012-05-07 02:49:42 PM

Kurmudgeon: She's always been hot, in fact, in The Mask she was "SMOKIN!!!"

You should be ashamed of yourself......

T-Servo		2012-05-07 03:01:32 PM

I always though the Anna Faris character from Lost in Translation was based on Cameron Diaz.

Creoena		2012-05-07 03:04:12 PM

GacysBasement		2012-05-07 03:10:31 PM

I can't fap to this.
/mostly because my hands are busy smacking my forehead and mumbling due to stupidity overload

8 inches		2012-05-07 03:26:46 PM

I honestly can't tell if she was trying to be racist or not.

Kurmudgeon		2012-05-07 03:34:00 PM

Otackle72: You should be ashamed of yourself......

I often am....

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-05-07 03:34:52 PM

Why won't she just go away already? She's a sh*tty actor, her looks are sliding and her off-screen personality is annoying.

Gigantos		2012-05-07 03:35:41 PM

Found what I was looking for.

Maybe NSFW

baroninthetrees		2012-05-07 03:48:30 PM

When she first showed up in Mask she had a very unique and gorgeous face plus a rockin' body. Not sure how Michelle Pfeiffer who has a similar bone structure still looks beautiful at 60+, and somehow Cameron Diaz looks old at 30+.

jigoro		2012-05-07 03:52:35 PM

Not sayin' she's a genius, but a GIS of "africa breast feeding" somewhat supports her arguement....

buttery_shame_cave		2012-05-07 03:54:47 PM

Apos		2012-05-07 04:02:30 PM

It's common knowledge that Cameron has a handy anecdote about whatever subject matter her upcoming flick tackles. Why,she'd claim to have blown 4 goats and a sacrificial bull if bestiality was the topic.

factoryconnection		2012-05-07 04:07:30 PM

monoski: [www.topsocialite.com image 450x452]

Not my problem...

Oh, poor Kelly Bundy's Boobies... lost to the surgeon's scalpel because of breast cancer. A moment of silence, everyone.

zinny		2012-05-07 04:18:35 PM

8 inches

I honestly can't tell if she was trying to be racist or not.

But to be on the safe side, you'd better inject racism into the thread. Just in case.

SDRR		2012-05-07 04:25:12 PM

factoryconnection: monoski: [www.topsocialite.com image 450x452]

Not my problem...

Oh, poor Kelly Bundy's Boobies... lost to the surgeon's scalpel because of breast cancer. A moment of silence, everyone.

/RIP

moothemagiccow		2012-05-07 04:25:48 PM

Plastic weirdo

Rann Xerox		2012-05-07 04:32:37 PM

Apos: It's common knowledge that Cameron has a handy anecdote about whatever subject matter her upcoming flick tackles. Why,she'd claim to have blown 4 goats and a sacrificial bull if bestiality was the topic.

Let's leave Friday nights out of this, OK??

ajt167		2012-05-07 04:38:09 PM

Okay, I got a little chuckle out of that. She seems a little goofy and I get a kick out of it. I'd sex her up real good, and if you claim you wouldn't, you're lying.

Torqueknot		2012-05-07 04:47:40 PM

penguinfark		2012-05-07 04:58:34 PM

Seems like a good time to trot out this quote from Bill Engvall again.

"Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs...You could have boobs that look like nanners, I don't give a damn!"

vrax		2012-05-07 05:18:19 PM

8 inches: I honestly can't tell if she was trying to be racist or not.

Yeah, it's a little tough when the requisite racism that would allow you to make such a determination is missing from the article.

PillsHere		2012-05-07 05:21:37 PM

Wait, who are these people who seemed to think that breasts were NOT for breastfeeding babies despite their additional perks?

Also, Cameron, stop cutting your hair so short and wearing clown makeup. You're not doing yourself any favors - this is coming from someone who still thinks she can be attractive (assuming you ever did).

Trolljegeren		2012-05-07 05:25:55 PM

What a pair of firm young boobies might look like

BarkingUnicorn		2012-05-07 05:39:57 PM

8 inches: I honestly can't tell if she was trying to be racist or not.

Worse: she was trying to be funny.

Apos		2012-05-07 05:44:38 PM

BarkingUnicorn: 8 inches: I honestly can't tell if she was trying to be racist or not.

Worse: she was trying to be funny.

Mmmhmmm....The female Dane Cook.

soupbone		2012-05-07 06:23:24 PM

So why did they post a pic of 1980's Ellen Barkin in that article?

hufnmouth		2012-05-07 06:37:19 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2012-05-07 07:23:37 PM

So was she or wasn't she banging Harvey Weinstein? Or am I thinking Gwyneth Paltrow?

FunkOut		2012-05-07 08:05:00 PM

Suspensory ligaments and the amount of breast tissue versus fat tissue. That is actual reason why.

Mentat		2012-05-07 08:06:53 PM

Wyatt Derp: She is so fugly. To save everyone else time

/studman.jpg
//sharp knees

No matter what happens, I'll always remember her in The Mask.

Grey Street		2012-05-07 08:11:31 PM

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 550x413]

I always though the Anna Faris character from Lost in Translation was based on Cameron Diaz.

I thought it was common knowledge that Sofia Coppola based it on Diaz.

T-Servo		2012-05-07 08:24:31 PM

Grey Street: T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 550x413]

I always though the Anna Faris character from Lost in Translation was based on Cameron Diaz.

I thought it was common knowledge that Sofia Coppola based it on Diaz.

Well, if the thread about MI-Ghost Protocol is any indication, I don't spend enough time reading entertainment news or discussions. So, you'd be the first to confirm it for me.

/was hanging out in Serbia when that film came out

Grey Street		2012-05-07 08:28:18 PM

T-Servo: Grey Street: T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 550x413]

I always though the Anna Faris character from Lost in Translation was based on Cameron Diaz.

I thought it was common knowledge that Sofia Coppola based it on Diaz.

Well, if the thread about MI-Ghost Protocol is any indication, I don't spend enough time reading entertainment news or discussions. So, you'd be the first to confirm it for me.

/was hanging out in Serbia when that film came out

It is pretty funny that you picked up on that, though, even without reading about it. Faris' Diaz was definitely spot-on.

Lsherm		2012-05-07 08:49:36 PM

baroninthetrees: When she first showed up in Mask she had a very unique and gorgeous face plus a rockin' body. Not sure how Michelle Pfeiffer who has a similar bone structure still looks beautiful at 60+, and somehow Cameron Diaz looks old at 30+.

Michelle Pfeiffer has had some excellent plastic surgery. But a few things are working against Diaz:

1) She spends an incredible amount of time in the sun trying to burn off her acne.
2) Both her and Pfeiffer have really high cheekbones, but Pfeiffer has less fat in her cheeks, so she doesn't look as whory as Diaz does.
3) Diaz's mouth is too farking large for her face, so while Pfeiffer looks demure when she closes her mouth, Diaz looks like two old Indian mounds accidentally got spray painted red. That huge honkin' mouth also makes her smile lines (or smile 'miles') very prominent, which makes her look older.
4) Pfeiffer has been in a stable, committed relationship for almost 20 years. By all accounts, Diaz has been drinking cocaine-laced semen from professional ball players for nearly as long. I guess we know what is better for the skin.

That said, I'd gladly disappoint both of them. Repeatedly.

John Buck 41		2012-05-07 08:53:14 PM

cjmook21: [weknowmemes.com image 303x313]

I can't watch those ads. I mean, I seldom watch ads anyway, but usually just hit mute. Those? Channel-changers.

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