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2012-05-08 01:11:02 AM

Bucky Katt: Arch of the foot? WTF?


Can't say I every understood foot fetish's but hell if I got a got foot massage out of it well ; )
 
2012-05-08 01:16:38 AM

Julie Cochrane: I usually take guys who are vocal about needing "sane" at their word and give them a wide berth. Here there be Baggage.


Is that anything like girls who are tired of drama?
 
2012-05-08 01:26:49 AM

Baryogenesis: Julie Cochrane: I usually take guys who are vocal about needing "sane" at their word and give them a wide berth. Here there be Baggage.

Is that anything like girls who are tired of drama?


I can't say for sure her perspective but ya that's basically the jist I got from it. Me I want someone equal to my crazy or maybe a little more so just because that can be fun.
 
2012-05-08 01:38:14 AM

WhippingBoy: I see a lot of lists include "good hygiene".

Is it really that big a problem that it needs to be explicitly stated?

/shudder


Let's put it this way... Never put your dick into something you wouldn't be willing to put your tongue in. If she's hygienic, that should never be a problem.
 
2012-05-08 02:01:18 AM
I'm seeing a surprising lack of new pics here : (
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2012-05-08 02:17:46 AM
Yay TFH is here! Wow, searchn must be working his ass off or something. No word on the list about this seriously winning thread.
 
2012-05-08 02:29:16 AM

TheTranceFan: Yay TFH is here! Wow, searchn must be working his ass off or something. No word on the list about this seriously winning thread.


Well thank you, and yea this thread went fun after searhN's normal hours I think : )

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2012-05-08 02:57:38 AM
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2012-05-08 03:22:01 AM
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2012-05-08 03:23:21 AM
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2012-05-08 03:40:23 AM

mamoru: hundreddollarman: Back dimples drive me wild,

Very much this. I frakkin' love back dimples.

even when they're pierced.

Wait, WHAT? I've never seen this, and I hope I never do. :-/


Sorry, it's been done.

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2012-05-08 03:48:13 AM
back dimples, you say?
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2012-05-08 03:53:34 AM
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2012-05-08 04:10:00 AM

hundreddollarman: mamoru: hundreddollarman: Back dimples drive me wild,

Very much this. I frakkin' love back dimples.

even when they're pierced.

Wait, WHAT? I've never seen this, and I hope I never do. :-/

Sorry, it's been done.

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I'm not even sure I what to ask how?
 
2012-05-08 04:11:33 AM
er what=want
/LoL : )
 
2012-05-08 04:20:59 AM
Um, still not sure if that came out right : )
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2012-05-08 05:59:30 AM
And to think I just found a woman with a jewel at her throat today. Not sure if it was a piercing, or glued on (my feeling is that it is a piercing). Weird....
 
2012-05-08 07:10:35 AM
"--your body is a wonderland. Period."

Your taste in music is a garbage can.
 
2012-05-08 07:39:40 AM

Julie Cochrane: Pathman: vudukungfu: 1) Flat Tummy.
2) Waistline.
3) No cellulite.
4) An IQ over 130 at least.
5) her own job
6) her own place
7) her own car
8) no Stds.

That isn't too farking much to ask for, now, is it?
A little personal responsibility.

not if you have all those things as well and given the fact that you're on fark, we already know 1, 3 and 4 are out.
;-p

The real problem is when you make every single one of those a dealbreaker, then your probability and statistics issues start to kick in, because you have to take the individual probabilities of each of them and multiply them out.

(extremely good points snipped for brevity)

Too many dealbreakers spoil your dating pool.


Or she might be getting her figure back after a kid... or has self-respect and self-esteem, because every other woman I know in the IQ range with most to all of the other specs won't touch someone like him. Being a trophy because you're smart is just as annoying as being a trophy because you have big boobs. Possibly more so, because we're smart enough to see exactly how shallow the guy is.
 
2012-05-08 08:53:33 AM
Seriously, foot fetish makes the list, but boobies didn't? And what about the holy grail, you know, the v-word? Most guys I know are particularly fond of that.

You know what the author really likes most about women? Their penises.

Oh, and how about the irony of ending the article on things he worships with the word "period"?
 
2012-05-08 09:31:02 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: [24.media.tumblr.com image 419x466]
/All alone now that I'm awake : (


Is that a crack about the lack of stamina male FARKers have? You are implying that we couldn't keep up with you?
 
2012-05-08 09:42:20 AM
GOOD MORNING FARKERS

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2012-05-08 10:23:53 AM

bassfever: Seriously, foot fetish makes the list, but boobies didn't? And what about the holy grail, you know, the v-word? Most guys I know are particularly fond of that.

You know what the author really likes most about women? Their penises.

Oh, and how about the irony of ending the article on things he worships with the word "period"?


I also found that ironic. I find it ironic, at this age, that even though I still find it gross, I'm grateful that it still shows up because it means all the hormones are still working.

I boobies and vajays are givens. Just like with what women love about men, cawk is a given--presuming the whole heterosexual thing. The point of the article was to look for the unexpected little areas of the body that you might not be aware your lover is into.

Like some guys are really into the nape of the neck, for some reason, right where the hairline reaches the neck.

I'm mean. Some years back I found a human pheromone product that is scentless. They have three formulations, based on specific studies--one for human pheromones targeted at straight men, one targeted at straight women, and one targeted at gay men. They have a version with their own cologne brand, or they have a version with no cologne--just the pheromone. Got some, tested it. Put it on body parts that lover normally had no particular interest in to see if those parts became more interesting--they did, boy howdy.

So as with anything else in life, in attraction, it helps to cheat. If you're not cheating, you're not trying. And if you get caught, you're with those guys over there.

(Just don't cheat on your partner.)

/My right ankle became absolutely fascinating that morning. Hee hee.
 
2012-05-08 10:38:20 AM

kitkate88: I was going to make a list of all the things I find attractive about myself, then i realized it would be too long. I think I'm sexy as hell. Could I improve on anything? Hell farking yes, but I'm not going to stress about it. If you focus too much on these types of things you'll drive yourself crazy.

Also, I like my feet better when they're in a man's mouth. ;)


FIE?

/eip
 
2012-05-08 10:54:52 AM
tonight
 
2012-05-08 11:01:16 AM

alwaysjaded: NuttierThanEver: Banned on the Run: alwaysjaded, you seem to be a fan of teh sexy eyes

WHO THE HELL IS THAT? YOU MUST TELL ME OR I WILL KILL YOU!

Sorry I don't know what came over me.

Google is saying her name is Julia Saner.

That search brought me to this wonderful link so I'm going to be busy for a little while.

BotR, love your work as always. I'm more of a fan of tasteful nudes and pics more than just the straight up porn.

/ though that has its uses too. :)
// tried to link some more pics, but the internet hates me tonight


Julia Saner. Strong work.

And she's 20, so I am free to go rub one out now.
 
2012-05-08 11:06:19 AM

BigBooper: My wife is in her late 30's, has had my two kids, and thinks her body is ruined. Sure she exercises, and is in pretty good shape, but she's sad that she will never have the body back that she had when she was in her twenties, and before kids. I tell her, and really feel she's as beautiful and as desirable as she ever was. But she is so hard on her self.
My favorite part (not including boobs and vag) is her thighs. She hates em, but I can't get enough of running my hands from the crook of her knee to her ass, and then down the back of her leg. Gently kissing her inner thigh, slowly working my way up to her..... well you can figure out the rest.


Since no one else was brave enough, "Posts pictures of her and let her read our comments and she'll see how sexy she still is."
 
2012-05-08 12:24:15 PM
I have fairly unrealistic dating standards these days, but that's mostly because I'm happily married.
 
2012-05-08 12:31:00 PM
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THE SPICE MUST FLOW
 
2012-05-08 12:34:59 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: GOOD MORNING FARKERS

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part of me is waving good morning to you too now.
 
2012-05-08 12:53:27 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [i14.photobucket.com image 518x300]


LEFT. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
 
2012-05-08 01:02:01 PM

NuttierThanEver: tinfoil-hat maggie: [24.media.tumblr.com image 419x466]
/All alone now that I'm awake : (

Is that a crack about the lack of stamina male FARKers have? You are implying that we couldn't keep up with you?


Neither I got to the thread late is all. Although now that you mention it : )
 
2012-05-08 04:22:36 PM

World Traveling Navy Vet: And to think I just found a woman with a jewel at her throat today. Not sure if it was a piercing, or glued on (my feeling is that it is a piercing). Weird....


Probably a dermal implant.
 
2012-05-08 06:15:22 PM

Triskadekaphilia: because you have big boobs


I don't have big boobs.
 
2012-05-08 08:21:42 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I don't know what it is, in particular, about this sentence but I just find it somewhat disturbing. ""My girlfriend's belly button is my favorite part of her body," says Del, 27, of Atlanta. "She has an outtie, and sometimes I'll push it in and out like a doorbell. It makes her giggle."


best quote
 
2012-05-08 08:28:25 PM

reillan: I don't quite get the small of the back... personally, it's too close to ass, and I'm not an ass man. Belly buttons are only a transitory point - as in, I'm not going to be looking at it because I specifically want to, but because it's a nice spot of punctuation on the way between other far more interesting locations.


at least you're honest
 
2012-05-08 10:23:59 PM

toejam: alysonmance.files.wordpress.com

The large of the back.


On the bright side, it's like an extra set of boobies to fondle...

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2012-05-08 11:16:13 PM

DonkeyDixon: I was hoping "armpits" would be on there, but more and more I'm starting to think that's just a me thing


not just a you think.. not at all
 
2012-05-08 11:34:08 PM
so, his far in to the thread and no on has mentoned
8. not a blood relative
 
2012-05-09 11:05:16 PM

kvinesknows: so, his far in to the thread and no on has mentoned
8. not a blood relative


Not all of us are from Winnipeg.
 
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