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(MSN)   "Seven Things He Worships About Your Body". Those aren't on there. Neither is that. Unless you meant scars   (living.msn.com) divider line 390
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2012-05-07 07:57:38 PM  

DonkeyDixon: I was hoping "armpits" would be on there, but more and more I'm starting to think that's just a me thing


Nah, I'm just embarrassed to admit it. When guys are especially horny they especially smell horny. And it smells especially good. And the scent builds up where? Pits and groin. Yeah, I tend to camouflage inhaling real deep as kissing chest and shoulders and such. And, well, the other tends to mean that if he's wise enough to wash up without taking a full shower until all he smells and tastes like is soap, that...I'm a bit of a fiend.

So no, it's not just a you thing.

It's just a little more into the wild and messy than one might normally admit to.
 
2012-05-07 07:58:33 PM  
well what's going on in here?

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2012-05-07 08:02:49 PM  
Bookmarkin' now that O'hawg is here....

/ Bookmark.
 
2012-05-07 08:03:23 PM  
cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2012-05-07 08:10:30 PM  
memepics.com
 
2012-05-07 08:15:41 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:17:25 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:18:56 PM  

Julie Cochrane: DonkeyDixon: I was hoping "armpits" would be on there, but more and more I'm starting to think that's just a me thing

Nah, I'm just embarrassed to admit it. When guys are especially horny they especially smell horny. And it smells especially good. And the scent builds up where? Pits and groin. Yeah, I tend to camouflage inhaling real deep as kissing chest and shoulders and such. And, well, the other tends to mean that if he's wise enough to wash up without taking a full shower until all he smells and tastes like is soap, that...I'm a bit of a fiend.

So no, it's not just a you thing.

It's just a little more into the wild and messy than one might normally admit to.


I hope my wife doesn't have a headache tonight!
 
2012-05-07 08:23:23 PM  
Interesting. This whole thread and the word "posture" was never used.

But I see a lot of good ones displayed, which means you don't even realize it.
 
2012-05-07 08:23:34 PM  
alwaysjaded, you seem to be a fan of teh sexy eyes

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2012-05-07 08:24:22 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:24:26 PM  

alwaysjaded: [i881.photobucket.com image 500x671]


i881.photobucket.com

Sweet, merciful mother of God!
 
2012-05-07 08:25:09 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:26:08 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:27:07 PM  

hundreddollarman: Back dimples drive me wild, even when they're pierced.

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Awesome example of thumb rests my good Sir!
 
2012-05-07 08:28:23 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:29:21 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: ArcadianRefugee: And this.Guidette Frankentits:

Poor formatting is poor.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Sybarite: We men love your bodies: your real bodies, not the bodies we see on TV or in movies.

This sentence just reeks of trying too hard.

Hell to the yes.

Not really. I like natural woman to a large degree, especially when it comes to makeup.

Not that I object to the "fake" ones, but it seems to me much of the cosmetic (surgery, too) is "trying too hard".

Keep yourself healthy, don't look like you've been homeless for the past 5 years, and be low on the crazy scale.


As a recent farker original comment said: Hot, sane, single; pick two.

I forget who said it and where, but it was a genius comment. Spread the words.
 
2012-05-07 08:30:50 PM  
I'd like to think this isn't PS/contacts

SFW, too big

/know someone with almost this color eyes
 
2012-05-07 08:32:47 PM  

mcjam: ArcadianRefugee: ArcadianRefugee: And this.Guidette Frankentits:

Poor formatting is poor.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Sybarite: We men love your bodies: your real bodies, not the bodies we see on TV or in movies.

This sentence just reeks of trying too hard.

Hell to the yes.

Not really. I like natural woman to a large degree, especially when it comes to makeup.

Not that I object to the "fake" ones, but it seems to me much of the cosmetic (surgery, too) is "trying too hard".

Keep yourself healthy, don't look like you've been homeless for the past 5 years, and be low on the crazy scale.

As a recent farker original comment said: Hot, sane, single; pick two.

I forget who said it and where, but it was a genius comment. Spread the words.


That refers to dating after 35
/can also be hot, sane, intelligent
 
2012-05-07 08:33:32 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:34:40 PM  

Banned on the Run: reillan: I don't quite get the small of the back... personally, it's too close to ass, and I'm not an ass man.

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Srsly, WTF is wrong with you?


Srsly squared WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!? This should earn you a place on my ignore simply due to the fact that you cannot be a heterosexual male and not be in love with a perfectly round, cute little bubble butt that you cannot keep your hands off.

Its about 33% of the reason I married my wife and now about 50% of why I'm still with her.
 
2012-05-07 08:34:44 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:35:46 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:36:40 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:39:10 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:39:33 PM  
Eye like the turn this has taken.

Although, I might have to do some independent research about why reillan is wrong...
 
2012-05-07 08:44:18 PM  

Julie Cochrane:

Nah, I'm just embarrassed to admit it. When guys are especially horny they especially smell horny. And it smells especially good. And the scent builds up where? Pits and groin. Yeah, I tend to camouflage inhaling real deep as kissing chest and shoulders and such. And, well, the other tends to mean that if he's wise enough to wash up without taking a full shower until all he smells and tastes like is soap, that...I'm a bit of a fiend.

So no, it's not just a you thing.

It's just a little more into the wild and messy than one might normally admit to.


How you doin'..?

/I'll not admit to a lot more
 
2012-05-07 08:45:11 PM  
OK, enough of that.
Time to take sides.

I'm on Team Ass

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2012-05-07 08:46:12 PM  

Banned on the Run: That refers to dating after 35
/can also be hot, sane, intelligent


The problem with this is that usually the guys who have "sane" really high on their list of "must haves" don't have it there for reasons like, "I have a high level security clearance where the mental health of my relatives could become an issue" or some kind of objective reason that it be very, very important that their partner be hyper-sane.

Usually if "sane" is high on the must-haves, it's because of baggage on the part of the searcher. And frequently that baggage, while it may not have taken the searcher in for treatment, can amount to having his own sanity sails luffing a bit in the wind.

I usually take guys who are vocal about needing "sane" at their word and give them a wide berth. Here there be Baggage.
 
2012-05-07 08:50:14 PM  
Good thread.

I have to say, that while I realize many dudes don't see the beauty in them, knowing how to work a woman's feet pays dividends. It could be that I was just lucky, but I've yet to meet a woman that didn't absolutely love a killer foot massage with copious amounts of kissing, licking, and sucking thrown in. It's got me laid more times than I can count. You gotta know what you're doing though, you can't be ticklin and shiat. It helps to have the fetish but that's not required.

That's not to say that you should neglect the other parts of a woman. The whole package is phenomenal, face, ass, boobs, back, hell I'll fark an armpit given the chance. There are bad feet out there for sure, but generally speaking they are way under rated.

/Ended up with a wife with incredible size 9s, she digs the attention
//Rest of y'all are missin out
///Haters gonna hate
 
2012-05-07 08:51:15 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:53:17 PM  

stovepipe: Good thread.

I have to say, that while I realize many dudes don't see the beauty in them, knowing how to work a woman's feet pays dividends. It could be that I was just lucky, but I've yet to meet a woman that didn't absolutely love a killer foot massage with copious amounts of kissing, licking, and sucking thrown in. It's got me laid more times than I can count. You gotta know what you're doing though, you can't be ticklin and shiat. It helps to have the fetish but that's not required.

That's not to say that you should neglect the other parts of a woman. The whole package is phenomenal, face, ass, boobs, back, hell I'll fark an armpit given the chance. There are bad feet out there for sure, but generally speaking they are way under rated.

/Ended up with a wife with incredible size 9s, she digs the attention
//Rest of y'all are missin out
///Haters gonna hate


I'm certainly glad to hear that you're happy with your weird fetish. But there's no way I'm kissing my girlfriend's feet. Part of her beauty is that she's pretty active, so lots of foot sweat.

/Also her ass
 
2012-05-07 08:59:10 PM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: taurusowner: I gotta agree with small of the back, especially right above her ass. I'm not a fan of wide hips though. Just makes them look too much like soccer moms. I wonder if the part of my mind that makes me strongly dislike children is also responsible for me finding women with wide hips unattractive, as they are usually considered a positive trait for child-rearing. Same with me finding B-C cups very hot but D and higher are just kind of "meh". Anything that makes a women look more like a baby-factory just kinda turns me off. I'm just more into spinners.

I'm childfree and strongly dislike children, too, but I have wide hips, and while I generally like them (the hourglass thing is sexy), as soon as someone describes them as "child-bearing hips," I want to rip their spines out through their throats. It does help weed out the dating pool, though - you know right off the bat who sees you as human being and who sees you as a baby factory.



If you have no family, who is going to take care of you when you're old?

Oh, social security. Right.

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2012-05-07 08:59:22 PM  
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2012-05-07 08:59:41 PM  
1. Pretty face and long, flowing hair
2. Natural looks, not extreme dyed hair, plastic body or racoon makeup
3. Some natural, soft body curves... hourglass with some heft to it
4. Big areolas are more preferred than big breasts, but both are even better
5. Strech marks are not only OK, but encouraged
6. Happy, jovial and full of smiles (maybe this should be #1)
7. A bit of nerd quirk is good, too... eyeglasses, a small tacky tattoo or two and/or a crooked tooth would be DIVINE!

/why do i get the feeling i'm not normal here?
 
2012-05-07 08:59:45 PM  

Banned on the Run: alwaysjaded, you seem to be a fan of teh sexy eyes



Definitely. It's all good but a stunning set of eyes can send shivers down my spine.

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2012-05-07 09:01:02 PM  
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2012-05-07 09:01:11 PM  

stovepipe:
/Ended up with a wife with incredible size 9s, she digs the attention
//Rest of y'all are missin out
///Haters gonna hate


My last girlfriend has size 13 (women's) feet, so there.

/But she had hammertoes.
 
2012-05-07 09:03:13 PM  

Little.Alex: If you have no family, who is going to take care of you when you're old?

Oh, social security. Remington Right.


www.cabelas.ca

FTFY
 
2012-05-07 09:03:54 PM  
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2012-05-07 09:05:22 PM  
Small note : a woman can have an hourglass figure without being overweight. Which is technically curvy but not covered in curves all over the place.
 
2012-05-07 09:05:23 PM  
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2012-05-07 09:05:43 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: stovepipe: Good thread.

I have to say, that while I realize many dudes don't see the beauty in them, knowing how to work a woman's feet pays dividends. It could be that I was just lucky, but I've yet to meet a woman that didn't absolutely love a killer foot massage with copious amounts of kissing, licking, and sucking thrown in. It's got me laid more times than I can count. You gotta know what you're doing though, you can't be ticklin and shiat. It helps to have the fetish but that's not required.

That's not to say that you should neglect the other parts of a woman. The whole package is phenomenal, face, ass, boobs, back, hell I'll fark an armpit given the chance. There are bad feet out there for sure, but generally speaking they are way under rated.

/Ended up with a wife with incredible size 9s, she digs the attention
//Rest of y'all are missin out
///Haters gonna hate

I'm certainly glad to hear that you're happy with your weird fetish. But there's no way I'm kissing my girlfriend's feet. Part of her beauty is that she's pretty active, so lots of foot sweat.

/Also her ass


To each his own, but I wouldn't lick an asshole or feet after a workout. Bathing is a good thing.
 
2012-05-07 09:09:22 PM  
Love that mischievous grin on her. It's hard not to lock in on her during Game of Thrones.

i881.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 09:24:23 PM  
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2012-05-07 09:26:24 PM  

kitkate88: I was going to make a list of all the things I find attractive about myself, then i realized it would be too long. I think I'm sexy as hell. Could I improve on anything? Hell farking yes, but I'm not going to stress about it. If you focus too much on these types of things you'll drive yourself crazy.

Also, I like my feet better when they're in a man's mouth. ;)


Your picture is so hot.
 
2012-05-07 09:28:06 PM  
1. short, about 3.5 feet tall
2. good salivary glands
3. no teeth
4. mute
5. flat top on head
6. large ears
7. constantly looks upwards
 
2012-05-07 09:32:54 PM  

butt-nuggets: 1. short, about 3.5 feet tall
2. good salivary glands
3. no teeth
4. mute
5. flat top on head
6. large ears
7. constantly looks upwards


5 and 7 contradict. She'd spill your beer.
 
2012-05-07 09:33:56 PM  

Banned on the Run: alwaysjaded, you seem to be a fan of teh sexy eyes


WHO THE HELL IS THAT? YOU MUST TELL ME OR I WILL KILL YOU!

Sorry I don't know what came over me.
 
2012-05-07 09:38:09 PM  

Julie Cochrane: 5 and 7 contradict. She'd spill your beer.


good point. damn, you're so smart

guess I'll have to hold my own beer then
 
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