Hagenhatesyouall: Love me some women hips, bosom, and a face not too hard too look at, anything else is a bonus.

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Contrary to what the homo fashion editors / designers would have ditzy broads believe, we do NOT want to pair up with a female that has the form of an adolescent boy / 2 X 4 dimensional lumber.

Real women have CURVES!

My context clues points me to the conclusion that you're an idiot.

Lots o' beauties here, but I gotta say this:

LADIES!!! Get the damn hardware off of your pretty faces! Looks like you went face-first into a tackle box--just STOP it!!!

/end rant--for the moment.

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Left is too fat, Right is too skinny. I'd rather have someone in between those two.

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Physically the perfect woman IMO

So, you like a lot of fake boobs, then?

I agree with some of the list.
Small of the back


Sexy legs, combined with sexy foot arch


hips


Some of the others on my list.

Sexy hair combined with sexy lips (at least I always found them sexy)


and of course Eyes

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This looks like some sort of "heheh I had a menstral accident" fetish.

Jim from Saint Paul:

If I were a guy, I'd like the thicker girl. She looks like she'd be all into a good romp and has lots more to squeeze/play with.

Here's some eye bleach for you after suffering through all those she-beasts:

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Either one is fine by me.

1. Legs
Yes
2. Belly Button
Yes
3. Small of the back
Sure, OK
4. Arch of the foot
Huh?
5. Hips
Definitely
6. Tongue
Fap
7. Scars
No big deal
Period.
Uh...I'll come back in a few days

alwaysjaded: it's been a long time since we had a nice epic booby thread.

Long overdue.

Can do without the thongs. I'm a pantie connoisseur and butt floss makes me feel like I have a wedgie and want to start digging in my own ass.

alwaysjaded: Eyes are the first thing that I notice....yea, you're getting a few drinks off of me for the night.

In the usual poorly lit confines of the average bar? Doubt it. Especially when you first see them at some distance, unless you like to sneak up on 'em from behind.

Banned on the Run: Stomach

That's a belly.

This is what a stomach looks like:



And if you can see a person's stomach, please call paramedics.

Yeah, that's a solid list. I'd like to read one for the opposite sex now.
I..umm love his hairy back, it's fun to shave, he's my lil wolf man.
I've gotten use to his stinky feet, it's like a fine cheese.
He has the most spectacular taint, he takes really good care of it.

DarkPrincess: Jim from Saint Paul:

If I were a guy, I'd like the thicker girl. She looks like she'd be all into a good romp and has lots more to squeeze/play with.

I like the thicker girl. Those breasts look natural. I'm not a fan of boobs with bags in them. I think they can look lovely, and many men and women are very happy with them, but I just prefer the squish/bounce factor of the real thing.

The curvier girl looks more fun to cuddle.

The thinner, tanner girl with the boob job--she's painfully thin, she spray tans or lays on a tanning bed for that, and she's had work done. That all screams "issues" and "high maintenance" to me.

I'm darned good at easing people along with their issues in moderation, and darned good at getting people with issues to go to the damn pdoc and start treatment, thus reducing the issues. But some issues are tougher to handle than others, and the ones that go with that kind of "high maintenance" can be a PITA.

Curvy girl looks like her "issues" could be controlled with a Godiva chocolate bar, a box of tissues, and a chick flick once a month. Cheap at the price.

Julie Cochrane: The thinner, tanner girl with the boob job--she's painfully thin, she spray tans or lays on a tanning bed for that, and she's had work done. That all screams "issues" and "high maintenance" to me.

Something about the way she's smiling makes me think that small rodents are gnawing at her feet.

vudukungfu: 4) An IQ over 130 at least.

So a woman in the 96th percentile.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: LeroyBourne: Yeah, that's a solid list. I'd like to read one for the opposite sex now.
I..umm love his hairy back, it's fun to shave, he's my lil wolf man.
I've gotten use to his stinky feet, it's like a fine cheese.
He has the most spectacular taint, he takes really good care of it.

I completely agree with this. That's why I dont understand gay guys. How could you want a man?!?

Paul Newman said it best in Slap Shot, when his ex wife tells him she's a lesbian. He says something to the affect, yeah, i can see that, a woman's body is beautiful, where as a man's isn't. It's totally subjective and opinionated, I don't care why gay guys want men. More ladies for us!

This is not a bookmark. This is just a reminder that Crash Davis approves of #3:

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

LeroyBourne: Yeah, that's a solid list. I'd like to read one for the opposite sex now.

Okay.

I really love a guy's shoulders. Particularly, something about the Lat muscles where his neckline meets his shoulders and back, I could nibble, chew, bite, lick....um.....what were we talking about?

Biceps, triceps, delts, pecs.....um.....how about I keep nibbling and we come back to talking about it sometime later, hmmm?

I love the way guys smell. You think you stink. And, frankly, if your sweat has had a chance to go sour on you from bacteria, yeah, you do. But if you're horny and you've just come in from a workout and the sweat's barely had a chance to cool on your body, much less ferment? Um....yeah, before you shower do you mind stopping for a minute or two? No, right there would be fine. Yeah, fine. Arghhhh! What? There's a wall here for leverage and support, why are you complaining?

Of course, dick. Duh. Of course, Dat Ass. Duh. Guys can have damned nice legs.

Really, I like muscle tone. Almost any major muscle group where the guy has good, taught muscle tone is going to be fun to play with.

I had a great time with a foot fetishist once upon a time because he liked my feet and he was a runner, so I liked his legs, it all just kinda worked out.

Er....taut.

I was hoping "armpits" would be on there, but more and more I'm starting to think that's just a me thing

DonkeyDixon: I was hoping "armpits" would be on there, but more and more I'm starting to think that's just a me thing

We can't disappoint you now can we?

Julie Cochrane: LeroyBourne: Yeah, that's a solid list. I'd like to read one for the opposite sex now.
Um....yeah, before you shower do you mind stopping for a minute or two? No, right there would be fine. Yeah, fine. Arghhhh! What? There's a wall here for leverage and support, why are you complaining?.

I'm not complaining. You're a naughty young lady. :)

Julie Cochrane: Er....taut.

taut indeed... that's the only way to fly

/a lot of what ought to be thought is not

I like women's backs and butts because they're always running away from me.

ftfa: That scar opened up another side of her to me.

Dude, gross.

vudukungfu

1) Flat Tummy.
2) Waistline.
3) No cellulite.
4) An IQ over 130 at least.
5) her own job
6) her own place
7) her own car
8) no Stds.
That isn't too farking much to ask for, now, is it?
A little personal responsibility.

The others are fairly reasonable, but a totally flat stomach and no cellulite? Don't hold your breath. Nobody's perfect pal, and you'll just have to deal with it.