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You know I was thinking the guy from Dead Rising was able to use a flamingo too. But I was wrong. That game let you use pretty much anything you could imagine, but no flamingos.
What about a garden gnome? Seems like that would work.
I once had to use one of those wooden cut-outs of the woman bending over tending her flowers - I still got stabbed AND got splinters in my fingers......
Don't bring a decorative flamingo to a knife fight
Bullshiat. When I was 12, I beat my obnoxious cousin Jefrery absolutley sensless with a plastic lawn flamingo. He was balling his eyes out begging me to stop. I just kept beating him about the head and neck with that pink plastic bird.
Okieboy:What about a garden gnome? Seems like that would work.
I'm at work and I have a meeting in a few minutes, so please imagine that this space contains a picture of Basil Fawlty on his way to speak with Mr. O'Reilly
I had those gaudy things stolen from my yard twice growing up. Also, my band pranked our director once by planting over 500 plastic flamingos in his yard. Ah, memories.
2 grams:Don't bring a decorative flamingo to a knife fight
Bullshiat. When I was 12, I beat my obnoxious cousin Jefrery absolutley sensless with a plastic lawn flamingo. He was balling his eyes out begging me to stop. I just kept beating him about the head and neck with that pink plastic bird.
Good times.
Obviously, you brought a functional flamingo, not a decorative flamingo.
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