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2012-05-07 10:45:58 AM
It was a hard, messy, unsanitary slog but it was well worth it.

/subby
 
2012-05-07 12:35:17 PM
Can I take this to mean that Orlando also has the highest concentration of businesses incorporated with the intent to Spread the Good News?
 
2012-05-07 01:26:41 PM
Wow, Orlando managed to beat Vegas? I might have to reconsider moving there.

You know... for the scenery.
 
2012-05-07 01:31:29 PM
because really, when your wife takes the kids to Disney World for the day, what the fark else are you gonna do in that hotel room with a Monorail car driving by every 10 minutes
 
2012-05-07 01:51:24 PM

Magorn: because really, when your wife takes the kids to Disney World for the day, what the fark else are you gonna do in that hotel room with a Monorail car driving by every 10 minutes


Speaking from experience? Posting on craigslist for someone to come and blow them. On the DL of course.
 
2012-05-07 01:56:46 PM

Diogenes: It was a hard, messy, unsanitary slog but it was well worth it.

/subby


20 years ago, I used to DJ at "The Booby Trap" on Lee Rd.
Is that building still there?
 
2012-05-07 02:00:43 PM

Mr. Potatoass: 20 years ago, I used to DJ at "The Booby Trap" on Lee Rd.
Is that building still there?


Yep. Called Club Harem now. Also, no more life like paint job.
 
2012-05-07 02:14:25 PM

Diogenes: It was a hard, messy, unsanitary slog but it was well worth it.

/subby



Fap-ulous!
 
2012-05-07 02:15:36 PM

GatorAlf: Mr. Potatoass: 20 years ago, I used to DJ at "The Booby Trap" on Lee Rd.
Is that building still there?

Yep. Called Club Harem now. Also, no more life like paint job.


Too bad about the paint job.

/Have some hilarious anecdotes from my time there.
 
2012-05-07 02:15:37 PM

GatorAlf: Mr. Potatoass: 20 years ago, I used to DJ at "The Booby Trap" on Lee Rd.
Is that building still there?

Yep. Called Club Harem now. Also, no more life like paint job.


Heh - quite the drama there. Talk about "smutty."
 
2012-05-07 02:17:34 PM

Mr. Potatoass: /Have some hilarious anecdotes from my time there.


I can only imagine.

Funny how everyone thinks OBT is the filthy part of town. It is, but certainly not exclusively.
 
2012-05-07 02:17:36 PM
I drive by the Booby Trap / Club Harem often, and grew up amazed at those ta-tas. I loved the building when it was flesh covered. Link
Im not sure if Club Harem is open, it really looks like its a vacant building these days. The last 10 years of so of that building have been storied to say the least, sounds like it was a good place to party - Link
 
2012-05-07 02:18:40 PM
Damnit, so fast! Like the lap dances at Booby Trap.
 
2012-05-07 02:25:02 PM
Weird considering Orlando has some of the toughest laws on strip clubs I've ever seen. You see more at a beach. There does seem to be an abundance of "massage" parlors though.
 
2012-05-07 02:25:54 PM

MayoSlather: Weird considering Orlando has some of the toughest laws on strip clubs I've ever seen. You see more at a beach. There does seem to be an abundance of "massage" parlors though.


People I know here who want really good strip clubs go to Tampa.
 
2012-05-07 02:50:50 PM

Diogenes: Mr. Potatoass: /Have some hilarious anecdotes from my time there.

I can only imagine.

Funny how everyone thinks OBT is the filthy part of town. It is, but certainly not exclusively.


Only 11 posts before OBT is mentioned.
 
2012-05-07 03:03:42 PM

Diogenes: MayoSlather: Weird considering Orlando has some of the toughest laws on strip clubs I've ever seen. You see more at a beach. There does seem to be an abundance of "massage" parlors though.

People I know here who want really good strip clubs go to Tampa.


My friend lives near Orlando, we headed to Tampa for his bachelor party, nice scenery there.
 
2012-05-07 03:15:23 PM
Ahhhh Orlando, the puss-oozing herpes sore of Florida.
 
2012-05-07 03:46:42 PM

mjones73: Diogenes: MayoSlather: Weird considering Orlando has some of the toughest laws on strip clubs I've ever seen. You see more at a beach. There does seem to be an abundance of "massage" parlors though.

People I know here who want really good strip clubs go to Tampa.

My friend lives near Orlando, we headed to Tampa for his bachelor party, nice scenery there.


I was best man for my best friend and we rented a limo and went out to Mons.
 
2012-05-07 04:04:40 PM

fatalvenom: Ahhhh Orlando, the puss-oozing herpes sore of Florida.


You're being unfair...Orlando is no more of a puss oozing herpes sore than the rest of the state.
 
2012-05-07 05:16:02 PM
How can Orlando be the sleaze capital of USA when most of the strip clubs have closed, and the few remaining have pasties and panties on their dancers?

You go to Tampa for real clubbing.

This is a BS article
 
2012-05-07 05:35:17 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: How can Orlando be the sleaze capital of USA when most of the strip clubs have closed, and the few remaining have pasties and panties on their dancers?

You go to Tampa for real clubbing.

This is a BS article

The magazine claims their researchers took into account the number of pornographic films bought, rented or streamed online. They also looked into the number of adult stores and Internet searches.


Did you even read said BS article?
 
2012-05-07 07:42:34 PM
We're #1! We're #1!

Actually, in any meaningful real-world way (as opposed to counting downloads from tourists), Tampa's smut puts our smut to shame. But don't tell "Men's Health", cuz Orlando needs all the #1's it can get.
 
2012-05-07 08:19:09 PM
I'm sure this has nothing to do with all of the convention attendees and tourists buying pay-per-view soft porn in their hotel rooms.

That's also why Las Vegas came in second.

/I said "came".
 
2012-05-07 08:34:20 PM
Nice to see other Orlando farkers. And it's nice to be #1 for something, I guess
 
2012-05-07 10:00:10 PM
As an inhabitant of Orlando I have to say....are there -nice- strip clubs? I mean seriously..every one i've ever seen, -especially- in Orlando makes me think "Wow...they probably just stab you the moment you get in...so that you don't have to worry the whole evening about when it's gonna happen." They all look like gas stations someone just put those big non-see through glass bricks infront of all the windows.
 
2012-05-07 11:02:47 PM

StormnMormon: As an inhabitant of Orlando I have to say....are there -nice- strip clubs? I mean seriously..every one i've ever seen, -especially- in Orlando makes me think "Wow...they probably just stab you the moment you get in...so that you don't have to worry the whole evening about when it's gonna happen." They all look like gas stations someone just put those big non-see through glass bricks infront of all the windows.


Dancers Royale on 50 is ok, and a younger crowd. There are drink specials and a hospitality/service night as well which is a good night as I remember. Loads of non dancer girls typically there for a drink as well which is cool to see I guess. And both Rachels are clean and their dancers used to be gorgeous, but who knows now. The rest in the area are sketchy as hell, relatively speaking.
/wtf did I just write
 
2012-05-07 11:05:27 PM
Seems like there are at least a handful of Orlando Farkers; are there ever Fark get togethers?
 
2012-05-10 02:01:14 PM

Halstread: Seems like there are at least a handful of Orlando Farkers; are there ever Fark get togethers?


I've wondered the same thing. I would certainly be down to wallow in Central Florida misery with fellow Farkers.
 
2012-05-10 03:40:28 PM

Busta Clown Shoes: Halstread: Seems like there are at least a handful of Orlando Farkers; are there ever Fark get togethers?

I've wondered the same thing. I would certainly be down to wallow in Central Florida misery with fellow Farkers.


Woot, that makes two!
 
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