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(Breitbart.com)   Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx says he no longer supports Obama, so that means Lemmy Kilmister is automatically president and Obama is demoted to Minister of Misplaced Umlauts   (breitbart.com) divider line 175
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2012-05-07 10:50:14 AM  
Don't be ridiculous. Lemmy is God.
 
2012-05-07 10:55:36 AM  
I'd like to know who exactly cares about Nikki Sixx's politics. Besides the coonts at Breitbart, I mean.
 
2012-05-07 10:57:27 AM  
remember kids: hollyweird celebrities have NO right to speak their political minds unless they're conservatives.

then intellectual A-listers like nikki sixx, chuck norris, victoria jackson, ted nugent, and stephen baldwin are to be listened to with hushed reverence!
 
2012-05-07 10:57:35 AM  
Breitbart is dead. General Motors is alive.
 
2012-05-07 11:05:57 AM  
Lindsay Lohan was a guest of Fox News.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2012-05-07 11:06:07 AM  
After nearly 30 years I still giggle at the fact that the umlaut in Spinal Tap was over the "N".

Yes, I have known the touch of a woman. Why do you ask?
 
2012-05-07 11:07:19 AM  
deadmoran.com strikes again.
 
2012-05-07 11:14:31 AM  
Why are "conservatives" so obsessed with celebrities?
 
2012-05-07 11:16:27 AM  
Aging farking rock stars who create their image on rebellion against society who turn out to be Republicans later in life crack me up. How can they not see that conservative movement is home to the very same assholes who drove these kids to rage and lashing out as teenagers? Lack of insight for the loss.
 
2012-05-07 11:34:13 AM  
Funny considering in "The Dirt" he wrote of Vince Neil, "Vince is a disgusting, fat, Republican golfer. As far from rock and roll as you can get".
 
2012-05-07 11:37:18 AM  
Just how large is the "Vote How Nikki Vote's" demographic, anyway?
 
2012-05-07 11:44:39 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Just how large is the "Vote How Nikki Vote's" demographic, anyway?


one. Nikki himself. Assuming he's sober enough to remember to register, and sober enough to remember to vote.
 
2012-05-07 11:45:17 AM  
How did deadmoran.com go green?

/and how low can the votes go?
 
2012-05-07 11:46:58 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Breitbart is dead. General Motors is alive.


Breitbart is dead. General Motors is Alive. Nikki Sixx's heart has been kickstarted.
 
2012-05-07 11:58:27 AM  
I read that article in a child's voice. Terrible writing.
 
2012-05-07 12:04:37 PM  
I won't make my decision until the drummer from Quiet Riot weighs in. These are important people.
 
2012-05-07 12:31:03 PM  
i105.photobucket.com

DIE, ZOMBIE SCUM!
 
2012-05-07 12:59:04 PM  
Conservatives now have a pedophile rock star AND a heroin addict rock star among their ranks. Nice feathers in their caps, indeed.
 
2012-05-07 01:05:03 PM  
Something smells dead in here
 
2012-05-07 01:55:59 PM  
The first of many rats to desert the sinking ship.
 
2012-05-07 02:08:35 PM  
Funny how his opinion became relevant all of a sudden. Shut up and sing, right conservitards?
 
2012-05-07 02:08:45 PM  
Don't care about Nikki Sixx or Breitbart.
Wouldn't vote for a Republican this year.

Now Lemmy... Lemmy I might vote for.
 
2012-05-07 02:10:58 PM  

Foundling: Don't care about Nikki Sixx or Breitbart.
Wouldn't vote for a Republican this year.

Now Lemmy... Lemmy I might vote for.


Lemmy's mole for VP!
 
2012-05-07 02:19:10 PM  
Not supporting Obama /= voting republican.
 
2012-05-07 02:22:00 PM  

FlashHarry: remember kids: hollyweird celebrities have NO right to speak their political minds unless they're conservatives.

then intellectual A-listers like nikki sixx, chuck norris, victoria jackson, ted nugent, and stephen baldwin are to be listened to with hushed reverence!


Beggars can't be choosers.
 
2012-05-07 02:23:47 PM  
A Nikki Sixx interview on Deadbart?

Sorry, not-so-bright Zombiebarts, your gonna have to do a little better than that.

No clickee for you.
 
2012-05-07 02:25:19 PM  

Lorelle: Conservatives now have a pedophile rock star AND a heroin addict rock star among their ranks. Nice feathers in their caps, indeed.


blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

"Uh, hey dudes, like, don't forget about, like, me n' stuff."
 
2012-05-07 02:27:10 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Breitbart is dead. General Motors is alive.


You can't explain that.
 
2012-05-07 02:28:48 PM  

dennysgod: Not supporting Obama /= voting republican.


^
 
2012-05-07 02:33:47 PM  

Lorelle: Conservatives now have a pedophile rock star AND a heroin addict rock star among their ranks. Nice feathers in their caps, indeed.


Gary Glitter? really?

/not googling it...
 
2012-05-07 02:33:52 PM  

JerseyTim: Lindsay Lohan was a guest of Fox News.


Because nothing says GOP like a lesbian coke fiend.
 
2012-05-07 02:33:53 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Sock Ruh Tease: Breitbart is dead. General Motors is alive.

You can't explain that.


Zombie General Motors to go along with the zombie banks?

/won't someone please put Citibank out of its misery?
 
2012-05-07 02:33:57 PM  

dennysgod: Not supporting Obama /= voting republican.


Unpossible. That would mean everything I've been taught about the two-party system is a lie.
 
2012-05-07 02:34:15 PM  

dennysgod: Not supporting Obama /= voting republican.


I was thinking the same. The article, to use the term loosely, did not specify who, if anyone, Nikki now supports. He may plan to vote Green Party, for instance.
 
2012-05-07 02:34:58 PM  

monoski: JerseyTim: Lindsay Lohan was a guest of Fox News.


Because nothing says GOP like a lesbian coke fiend.


This is a true statement.
 
2012-05-07 02:36:43 PM  
Where did the article say he was a Republican?

He's writing a Broadway musical. Republicans don't write Broadway musicals.
 
2012-05-07 02:37:26 PM  
I'm all in favor of Lemmy being president, but he's too busy BEING FARKING GOD to take such a lowly office.

/has a kitten named Lemmy
 
2012-05-07 02:38:16 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Aging farking rock stars who create their image on rebellion against society who turn out to be Republicans later in life crack me up. How can they not see that conservative movement is home to the very same assholes who drove these kids to rage and lashing out as teenagers? Lack of insight for the loss.


Well, the guy has OD'd on heroin 6 times, and was clinically dead for two minutes during one overdose. I'd imagine his brain has a few issues at this point, as well as every other major organ in his body.
 
2012-05-07 02:39:18 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Aging farking rock stars who create their image on rebellion against society who turn out to be Republicans later in life crack me up. How can they not see that conservative movement is home to the very same assholes who drove these kids to rage and lashing out as teenagers? Lack of insight for the loss.


"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson
 
kab
2012-05-07 02:43:40 PM  
Yes, because laughably bad bass players are always who I turn to for political insight.
 
2012-05-07 02:44:01 PM  
It's the syphilis. He can't help but spout nonsense.
 
2012-05-07 02:44:35 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: I'm all in favor of Lemmy being president, but he's too busy BEING FARKING GOD to take such a lowly office.

/has a kitten named Lemmy


Which brings up the question, why hasn't anybody just asked Lemmy who he is going to choose to be our next President? It would save us all a lot of time.
 
2012-05-07 02:46:38 PM  
Who is Mick Mars voting for? This is important!
 
2012-05-07 02:47:55 PM  

chimp_ninja: I won't make my decision until the drummer from Quiet Riot weighs in. These are important people.


I once interviewed Rudy Sarzo about his politics, so I'm really getting a kick out of this reply....
 
2012-05-07 02:49:24 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: I_Am_Weasel: Just how large is the "Vote How Nikki Vote's" demographic, anyway?

one. Nikki himself. Assuming he's sober enough to remember to register, and sober enough to remember to vote.




I'm pretty sure he'd have plenty of sway over ex-strippers from the 80s.
 
2012-05-07 02:49:34 PM  

Uzzah: NuttierThanEver: Aging farking rock stars who create their image on rebellion against society who turn out to be Republicans later in life crack me up. How can they not see that conservative movement is home to the very same assholes who drove these kids to rage and lashing out as teenagers? Lack of insight for the loss.

"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson


aka the "I got mine, so FARK you" school of thought
 
2012-05-07 02:49:56 PM  

T.M.S.: He's writing a Broadway musical. Republicans don't write Broadway musicals.


So he's a Log Cabin Republican.
 
2012-05-07 02:54:00 PM  
I keep voting Democratic expecting a different result. By definition, I must be insane.
 
2012-05-07 02:55:46 PM  
In the beginning
Good always overpowered the evils
Of all man's sins...
But in time
The nations grew weak
And our cities fell to slums
While evil stood strong
In the dusts of hell
Lurked the blackest of hates
For he whom they feared
Awaited them... Now many many lifetimes later
Lay destroyed, beaten, beaten down,
Only the corpses of rebels
Ashes of dreams
And blood stained streets
It has been written
"Those who have the youth
Have the future"
So come now, children of the beast
Be strong
And Shout at the Obama!

/was almost able to do it from memory
//can't remember when I last fed the baby but I can recall 90% of In the Beginning
///stupid brain
 
2012-05-07 03:00:34 PM  

skullkrusher: Shout at the Obama!


Last decent album they did.
 
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