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(Talking Points Memo)   ABC, Univision to create Hispanic news channel. Prime-time dream-team lineup would include 1970's Charo, that guy from the Dos Equis commercials, Bumblebee Guy from the Simpson's and Glenn Beck   ( livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2012-05-07 12:47:43 PM  
Dos Exes?
 
2012-05-07 12:48:50 PM  
I don't recall being married to a pair of horses, but this isn't a certainty.
 
2012-05-07 12:49:10 PM  
You forgot this guy:

i193.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 12:49:10 PM  
cache.blippitt.com
 
2012-05-07 12:49:31 PM  
mmmm, 1970's Charro. Coochie, Coochie.

Me Gusta
 
2012-05-07 12:49:39 PM  
Stay stupid, submitter.
 
2012-05-07 12:49:45 PM  

The_Sponge: Dos Exes?


yeah, both of my exes are going to be on the show.
 
2012-05-07 12:50:15 PM  
I think he's talking about dos executable files. Though I don't recall about the ad he's talking about.
 
2012-05-07 12:50:48 PM  
I hope it fares better than BET's attempt. News wasn't a moneymaker. Videos were.

/i guess if the news is read by women who dress like video hoes, it's moot
 
2012-05-07 12:51:41 PM  
Of the four dream-team options, subby misspelled three of them.

Good work.
 
2012-05-07 12:51:50 PM  
Dos X's
 
2012-05-07 12:52:47 PM  
My Dos Exes Live in Texas.
 
2012-05-07 12:52:55 PM  
I stopped to watch a Univision news cast while channel surfing the other day. The large breasted news chick was I swear to god wearing a freaking tube top with a sports coat. Univision rules.
 
2012-05-07 12:53:30 PM  
Chanel is useless without this guy...

www.onedigitallife.com
 
2012-05-07 12:54:06 PM  
It's a good thing for Glen Beck that sobbing like a little girl doesn't require speaking a foreign language.
 
2012-05-07 12:55:38 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

list fails without this guy and hot chicks in bikinis with ginormous racks.
 
2012-05-07 12:55:45 PM  
Yes, yes, yes, who?
 
2012-05-07 12:57:03 PM  
Did someone say churros?
 
2012-05-07 12:57:23 PM  
*Folding arms* The female anchors had better be clones of Sofia Vergara,Vida Guerra or Salma Hayek or I won't be tuning in.
 
2012-05-07 12:57:50 PM  
Glenn Beck - Oro! Compran oro!
 
2012-05-07 12:57:55 PM  
Swarthy does not equal Hispanic, Dos Equis guy is a Brooklyn Jew who lives in Vermont.
 
2012-05-07 12:59:03 PM  
All I ask is this to be the News channel permanently tuned in the TVs at the prison where Joe Arpaio eventually lands his ass to serve his sentence.
 
2012-05-07 12:59:29 PM  

The_Sponge: Dos Exes?


That made me laugh, tardmitter.

Good. Jorb!
 
2012-05-07 01:00:03 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: I stopped to watch a Univision news cast while channel surfing the other day. The large breasted news chick was I swear to god wearing a freaking tube top with a sports coat. Univision rules.


This.

I watch Univision everyday, and I don't speak Spanish.
 
2012-05-07 01:00:35 PM  

Tool Using Animal: Swarthy does not equal Hispanic, Dos Equis guy is a Brooklyn Jew who lives in Vermont.


Well, he certainly sounds like a concerted marketing effort.
 
2012-05-07 01:01:51 PM  

mekkab: The_Sponge: Dos Exes?

yeah, both of my exes are going to be on the show.


tricycleracer: My Dos Exes Live in Texas.



Lulz.
 
2012-05-07 01:02:58 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: I stopped to watch a Univision news cast while channel surfing the other day. The large breasted news chick was I swear to god wearing a freaking tube top with a sports coat. Univision rules.


This.

I also enjoy waiting for the large breasted weather chick who is wearing fishnet stockings and the micro-mini skirt.
 
2012-05-07 01:03:16 PM  
Charo's from Spain Doesn't that make her European.

/She looks pretty good for a 71 year old.
 
2012-05-07 01:03:19 PM  
How long before the executives are beheaded and found in garbage bags?
 
2012-05-07 01:03:52 PM  
local.twitpicproxy.com
 
2012-05-07 01:03:54 PM  
Isn't that Gordo y la Flaca?
 
2012-05-07 01:03:59 PM  
Like the Dos Equis guy said: Unless you know Spanish, don't start with "Hola."
 
2012-05-07 01:05:11 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: [local.twitpicproxy.com image 428x318]


+1 internets to you sir.
 
2012-05-07 01:06:33 PM  
This is very cool. I'm First generation born in the states, and practice my Spanish by watching Univision news. There are lots of us who would enjoy another option.

That being said, yes... Most Spanish stations hire only the most insanely good looking women from their respective countries. I don't mind at all.

Have you SEEN the weather reporters? Holy Christmas, it like they were created in a lab somewhere. We've all seen that compilation pic of Latina weather girls. Someone please post it, I'm on my cell over here.
 
2012-05-07 01:07:22 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Me say hell yes.
 
2012-05-07 01:08:51 PM  
Came to mock subby.
Already taken care of, so, adeeo's ahmeegos!
 
2012-05-07 01:09:55 PM  
Didn't I see promos last night for an upcoming Spanish network run by, of all people, Fox?

/yes i watched the animation lineup, DON'T JUDGE ME
 
2012-05-07 01:10:44 PM  
English-language cable channel for Hispanics

English? Really? Aiming for a limited market there aren't you.
 
2012-05-07 01:13:19 PM  
I suppose if we had a white person channel they would all shout racism

Black people have BET

Hispanics now have their own news channel

Natives have their own channel called APN

Damn racists
 
2012-05-07 01:13:50 PM  

Tool Using Animal: Swarthy does not equal Hispanic, Dos Equis guy is a Brooklyn Jew who lives in Vermont.


dammit! somebody get me Geraldo Rivera on the horn!
 
2012-05-07 01:16:49 PM  
All Jackie Guerrido, all the time.

fotos.imagenesdeposito.com
 
2012-05-07 01:17:21 PM  

The_Sponge: Dos Exes?


spanglish??
 
2012-05-07 01:17:23 PM  
How about a 24-hour Jackie Guerrido channel?

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2012-05-07 01:19:38 PM  
Leading off our news this hour....

i3.photobucket.com

A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people....

i3.photobucket.com

¡Aye Chihuahua!
 
2012-05-07 01:20:00 PM  
DAT ASS, the channel? I'm OK with that
 
2012-05-07 01:20:44 PM  

ontariolightning: I suppose if we had a white person channel they would all shout racism

Black people have BET

Hispanics now have their own news channel

Natives have their own channel called APN

Damn racists


We already have a channel for white people. It's called EVERY OTHER GODDAMN CHANNEL.
 
2012-05-07 01:21:35 PM  

ontariolightning: I suppose if we had a white person channel they would all shout racism

Black people have BET

Hispanics now have their own news channel

Natives have their own channel called APN

Damn racists


Fox news? CNN? MSNBC? Those aren't white enough for ya?
 
2012-05-07 01:22:24 PM  

Bag of Hammers: DAT ASS, the channel? I'm OK with that



Said channel's call letters should be KULO.
 
2012-05-07 01:22:45 PM  
Chiqui Delgado also acceptable.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-07 01:22:57 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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