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(Bitten and Bound)   A cosmetic company is suing Kris Jenner for having the audacity to get a facelift while hawking their miracle products. #cakeandeatittoo   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 30
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2012-05-07 11:22:04 AM
It turns out she was on their payroll as a celebrity spokeswoman for "Beautiful Eyes in Bag"

Didn't Ed Gein have some of those?
 
2012-05-07 12:26:42 PM
Wow. He's really changed since his days on the Wheaties box.
 
2012-05-07 02:36:16 PM
That black stripey thing on the side of her dress really works. Lost 25 pounds instantly. That ought to be in one of those Yahoo articles showing all the optical illusions.
 
2012-05-07 02:51:15 PM
My girlfriend is on hour 5 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Netflix. Kill me. Kill me now.
 
2012-05-07 03:03:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My girlfriend is on hour 5 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Netflix. Kill me. Kill me now.


"Break" the modem.
 
2012-05-07 03:13:14 PM
Hashtags? In my Fark headline...


/grumble grumble
 
2012-05-07 03:42:27 PM

Sir Digby: Hashtags? In my Fark headline...


/grumble grumble


Mark my words, the hashtagifacation of Fark has only just begun.
 
2012-05-07 03:52:13 PM
i49.tinypic.com

It turns out she was on their payroll as a celebrity spokeswoman for "Beautiful Eyes in Bag"

For gods sake, don't look in the bag.
 
2012-05-07 03:58:57 PM

Lipspinach: Sir Digby: Hashtags? In my Fark headline...


/grumble grumble

Mark my words, the hashtagifacation of Fark has only just begun.


"cake and a tit too"?

/I know what it says, that's how I read it at first
 
2012-05-07 04:11:16 PM

PainInTheASP: Wow. He's really changed since his days on the Wheaties box.


Yeah. He was one of the greatest athletes of an entire generation, disappeared for years, and returned as a pouting, petty, sliced & diced, weird old woman-man.

What a shame.
 
2012-05-07 04:23:53 PM

Craptastic: PainInTheASP: Wow. He's really changed since his days on the Wheaties box.

Yeah. He was one of the greatest athletes of an entire generation, disappeared for years, and returned as a pouting, petty, sliced & diced, weird old woman-man.

What a shame.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-07 04:27:50 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Lipspinach: Sir Digby: Hashtags? In my Fark headline...


/grumble grumble

Mark my words, the hashtagifacation of Fark has only just begun.

"cake and a tit too"?

/I know what it says, that's how I read it at first


How is Fark going to be popular with the up and coming tweens if we don't hashtag everything? How will the snowflakes get subtle jokes if you don't explain them with clever #phrasesthatlackspaces???

/# will always be IRC speak in my head
//#bdsm blew my mind away when I was younger and far more naive
///slashies forever!
 
2012-05-07 04:34:47 PM

Sasquach: B.L.Z. Bub: Lipspinach: Sir Digby: Hashtags? In my Fark headline...


/grumble grumble

Mark my words, the hashtagifacation of Fark has only just begun.

"cake and a tit too"?

/I know what it says, that's how I read it at first

How is Fark going to be popular with the up and coming tweens if we don't hashtag everything? How will the snowflakes get subtle jokes if you don't explain them with clever #phrasesthatlackspaces???

/# will always be IRC speak in my head
//#bdsm blew my mind away when I was younger and far more naive
///slashies forever!


Sorry to hear you're getting old and set in your ways, Grandpa.

/I don't like it because it's new and strange!
 
2012-05-07 04:35:18 PM
cake and a tatted up titty...wha?
 
2012-05-07 04:53:50 PM
Titoo is now my new favorite word
 
2012-05-07 05:18:37 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Sasquach: B.L.Z. Bub: Lipspinach: Sir Digby: Hashtags? In my Fark headline...


/grumble grumble

Mark my words, the hashtagifacation of Fark has only just begun.

"cake and a tit too"?

/I know what it says, that's how I read it at first

How is Fark going to be popular with the up and coming tweens if we don't hashtag everything? How will the snowflakes get subtle jokes if you don't explain them with clever #phrasesthatlackspaces???

/# will always be IRC speak in my head
//#bdsm blew my mind away when I was younger and far more naive
///slashies forever!

Sorry to hear you're getting old and set in your ways, Grandpa.

/I don't like it because it's new and strange!


Grrrr....because every new thing is the BEST thing evar! Now, I'm off to see an honest discussion of our nations policies on those awesome 24 hour cable news channels. I hear Foxnews has some new (and therefore superior) program where a pundit will shriek a particular view and discount/ignore/not mention any evidence that counters that view. Pfft, I bet you still watch The Daily Show....(Kilborn forever!....#hewastheprevioushostofthedailyshowbeforejohnstewart....yo useeitsajokeashewastheOLDhost.....)
 
2012-05-07 05:18:37 PM
Please stop the hash tags. Im asking politely.
 
2012-05-07 05:22:35 PM

Sasquach: Grrrr....because every new thing is the BEST thing evar!


False choice much? You're overreacting to something so trivial just because it's something popular with young people. Go drink some Ensure.
 
2012-05-07 06:03:34 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My girlfriend is on hour 5 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Netflix. Kill me. Kill me now.


Hour 5?! Good God. I presume you've a strip club you can flee to for a few hours?
 
2012-05-07 06:17:16 PM

Apos: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My girlfriend is on hour 5 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Netflix. Kill me. Kill me now.

Hour 5?! Good God. I presume you've a strip club you can flee to for a few hours?


Of all days to work from home, I chose today. She's moved on to Kourtney and Khloe Go To Miami or whatever. I've resorted to headphones and podcasts to shield myself.
 
2012-05-07 06:18:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 350x374]

It turns out she was on their payroll as a celebrity spokeswoman for "Beautiful Eyes in Bag"

For gods sake, don't look in the bag.


Aww, man, what's in the bag?!?
 
2012-05-07 06:41:13 PM
Approves....

i46.tinypic.com

i7.photobucket.com

www.hwdyk.com
 
2012-05-07 06:43:46 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Apos: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My girlfriend is on hour 5 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Netflix. Kill me. Kill me now.

Hour 5?! Good God. I presume you've a strip club you can flee to for a few hours?

Of all days to work from home, I chose today. She's moved on to Kourtney and Khloe Go To Miami or whatever. I've resorted to headphones and podcasts to shield myself.



Stay strong,amigo....Hopefully,the torment won't last for much longer.
 
2012-05-07 06:47:29 PM
Hashtag abuse AND Kardashians in the same thread?

Whoever greenlit this is the reason Hitler did what he did.
 
2012-05-07 07:09:45 PM

TheLurkerBelow: Hashtag abuse AND Kardashians in the same thread?

Whoever greenlit this is the reason Hitler did what he did.


I didn't know there were hashtags around in Hitler's time, let alone that they caused the Holocaust.
 
2012-05-07 08:16:34 PM

TheLurkerBelow: Hashtag abuse AND Kardashians in the same thread?

Whoever greenlit this is the reason Hitler did what he did.



I know these two chicks are usually ragged on here, but damn Khloe looks a lot better with that 20 lbs off.

icydk.com

iruntheinternet.com
 
2012-05-07 08:18:21 PM

sotua: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 350x374]

It turns out she was on their payroll as a celebrity spokeswoman for "Beautiful Eyes in Bag"

For gods sake, don't look in the bag.

Aww, man, what's in the bag?!?


What's in the farkig bag?!
 
2012-05-07 09:41:17 PM
Bruce Jenner was such a hunk. Check out the Village People movie 'Can't Stop the Music' to watch him prancing around in teeny-tiny hotpants and half-shirts in the YMCA. Pretty much convinced me as a kid that being gay was definitely worth it.

Now I wouldn't even fark him with his wife's dick.
 
2012-05-07 10:51:55 PM

soupbone: TheLurkerBelow: Hashtag abuse AND Kardashians in the same thread?

Whoever greenlit this is the reason Hitler did what he did.


I know these two chicks are usually ragged on here, but damn Khloe looks a lot better with that 20 lbs off.

[icydk.com image 450x672]

[iruntheinternet.com image 375x458]


Post a candid picture where she doesn't look like a monstrous hose-beast.
 
2012-05-08 02:35:07 AM
Why WHy WHY do we still pay any attention to that clan of dirty Armenian whores?
 
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