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(Investors Business Daily)   Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Monday, May 7: Obama congratulated newly elected French President Francois Hollande after his victory yesterday instead of nuking Paris and killing Jerry Lewis   (news.investors.com) divider line 285
    More: Obvious, President Obama, socialist leader, French Presidents, People of the United States, NATO summit, Nicolas Sarkozy, American nationalism, right-wing  
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2012-05-07 11:00:36 AM  
Does this mean I have to wear a beret now?
 
2012-05-07 11:05:33 AM  
No, but it means you can now get a date with Melissa Theuriau.
 
2012-05-07 11:08:51 AM  
Well to be fair I blame every modern president for failing to kill Jerry Lee Lewis.
 
2012-05-07 11:18:26 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well to be fair I blame every modern president for failing to kill Jerry Lee Lewis.


Jerry Lee Lewis??
 
2012-05-07 11:32:32 AM  
More like Fartcois Hollande am I right
 
2012-05-07 11:34:54 AM  

Jackson Herring: More like Fartcois Hollande am I right


Comrade Fartcois al-Hollande
 
2012-05-07 11:43:53 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well to be fair I blame every modern president for failing to kill Jerry Lee Lewis.

Jerry Lee Lewis??


i.imgur.com

Yes, Jerry Lee Lewis. Why is that so hard to understand?
 
2012-05-07 11:44:49 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Jackson Herring: More like Fartcois Hollande am I right

Comrade Fartcois al-Hollande


==

More like ChairMao Fartcois al-Hollendaise
 
2012-05-07 11:48:20 AM  

Somacandra: Lionel Mandrake: Jackson Herring: More like Fartcois Hollande am I right

Comrade Fartcois al-Hollande

==

More like ChairMao Fartcois al-Hollendaise


Don't get saucy with us, Bearnaise.
 
2012-05-07 11:49:59 AM  
I didn't come up with Fartcois Hollande, I just appropriated it through government-mandated humor socialism
 
2012-05-07 11:51:26 AM  
Freedom Fries again, it is!
 
2012-05-07 12:11:38 PM  
Hourra! Pas plus la liberté frites!
 
2012-05-07 12:30:01 PM  
I personally congratulate France for voting against their best interests, and choosing to further what will be dire economical and social unrest while their best and brightest natives leave for America and other European countries, and the exodus of its Jewish community kicks into high gear.
 
2012-05-07 12:33:31 PM  

Tatsuma: I personally congratulate France for voting against their best interests, and choosing to further what will be dire economical and social unrest while their best and brightest natives leave for America and other European countries, and the exodus of its Jewish community kicks into high gear.


What libertarian/capitalist sanctuary are they going to where they will be better off?
 
2012-05-07 12:38:16 PM  

mrshowrules: What libertarian/capitalist sanctuary are they going to where they will be better off?


Almost everywhere else will be better than France. France is dying, and the French just elected the worst man that they could possibly elect.

/Because, well, Marine is a woman.
 
2012-05-07 12:41:05 PM  
the exodus of its Jewish community kicks into high gear.

hahahaha what the fark
 
2012-05-07 12:46:07 PM  

Jackson Herring: the exodus of its Jewish community kicks into high gear.

hahahaha what the fark


It's obvious. In electing a socialist, the French are directly opposing the desires of their German neighbors. You know what happened the last time France disobeyed Germany, right? And who fears the Germans more than anyone? You have to follow the *signs*, man, if you are going to get to the right conclusion!
 
2012-05-07 12:48:07 PM  

Jackson Herring: the exodus of its Jewish community kicks into high gear.

hahahaha what the fark


He's talking about this
 
2012-05-07 12:50:58 PM  

Tatsuma: mrshowrules: What libertarian/capitalist sanctuary are they going to where they will be better off?

Almost everywhere else will be better than France. France is dying, and the French just elected the worst man that they could possibly elect.

/Because, well, Marine is a woman fascist in a dress.


You need to see the emails I was getting from her campaign prior to her defeat. Jesus.
 
2012-05-07 12:53:04 PM  

Lucky LaRue: It's obvious. In electing a socialist, the French are directly opposing the desires of their German neighbors. You know what happened the last time France disobeyed Germany, right? And who fears the Germans more than anyone? You have to follow the *signs*, man, if you are going to get to the right conclusion!


What does Germany have to do with this?

According to the latest polls, 25% of Jews in France want to leave the country.
There was an 'Immigration to Israel' fair on the same day it was confirmed that Hollande was gonna win, and more than 5,000 Jews showed up. According to the group organizing this, they never had so many people come on a single day, and so many requests by phone and email to start immigration process to Israel.
 
2012-05-07 12:53:04 PM  

Tatsuma: mrshowrules: What libertarian/capitalist sanctuary are they going to where they will be better off?

Almost everywhere else will be better than France. France is dying, and the French just elected the worst man that they could possibly elect.

/Because, well, Marine is a woman.


Humour me. Where for example?
 
2012-05-07 12:53:27 PM  

Tatsuma: /Because, well, Marine is a woman.


A National Front supporter. Shocking.
 
2012-05-07 12:53:58 PM  
How dare the French not listen to Republicans in America when it comes to running their country?!
 
2012-05-07 12:56:04 PM  

Diogenes: Freedom Fries again, it is!


Freedom toast at IHOP!
 
2012-05-07 12:57:05 PM  

Tatsuma: Lucky LaRue: It's obvious. In electing a socialist, the French are directly opposing the desires of their German neighbors. You know what happened the last time France disobeyed Germany, right? And who fears the Germans more than anyone? You have to follow the *signs*, man, if you are going to get to the right conclusion!

What does Germany have to do with this?

According to the latest polls, 25% of Jews in France want to leave the country. There was an 'Immigration to Israel' fair on the same day it was confirmed that Hollande was gonna win, and more than 5,000 Jews showed up. According to the group organizing this, they never had so many people come on a single day, and so many requests by phone and email to start immigration process to Israel.


api.ning.com
 
2012-05-07 12:57:23 PM  

give me doughnuts: He's talking about this


Yep. And that 25% of Jews wanting to leave France before Hollande's victory was even a sure thing.

I wouldn't be surprised to see an immediate 5-10% bump right away.

gilgigamesh: You need to see the emails I was getting from her campaign prior to her defeat. Jesus.


Oh I know. I read some of that stuff. That woman is vile. Her father in a dress.
 
2012-05-07 01:00:35 PM  

Cagey B: A National Front supporter. Shocking.


I said that he was the worst man possible for the job.. because Marine is a woman. Meaning that Marine is worse, but not a man.

You not understanding something simple and coming to retarded conclusion? Shocking.
 
2012-05-07 01:04:12 PM  

Tatsuma: Cagey B: A National Front supporter. Shocking.

I said that he was the worst man possible for the job.. because Marine is a woman. Meaning that Marine is worse, but not a man.

You not understanding something simple and coming to retarded conclusion? Shocking.


Oh! I didn't get it either. I thought you were saying people wouldn't vote for her because she is a woman.

It was a little vague.
 
2012-05-07 01:07:27 PM  
Oh, fark Marine Le Pen and the fascist scumbag of a man she calls 'Papa'

I have absolutely no love for the FN, and I know that the second they were done with Muslims, they would move on to Jews.

Or well they might just start with us first, since there are less of us and well, hatred of Muslims might be their new thing, but good old anti-semitism is a classic there to stay.
 
2012-05-07 01:07:44 PM  
Your blog should surrender and spare itself further humiliation
 
2012-05-07 01:10:20 PM  
Just another example of how Obama is destroying America.
 
2012-05-07 01:24:36 PM  

make me some tea: Just another example of how Obama is destroying America.


Clearly this means that Sarah Palin is now president and 0bama has to move to a chateau in the south of France & drink wine and eat cheese all day.

OK, aside from the Sarah Palin thing, that doesn't actually sound too bad.
 
2012-05-07 01:27:52 PM  

gilgigamesh: It was a little vague.


Don't worry. His unclear writing is somehow everyone else's fault.

Also, Likud and the National Front share a love of xenophobia and scapegoating, so it didn't seem that unbelievable that our favorite apologist would be a Le Pen supporter.
 
2012-05-07 01:28:43 PM  

Tatsuma: I have absolutely no love for the FN, and I know that the second they were done with Muslims, they would move on to Jews.


This is a new level for you, Tats.

Pre-persecution!
 
2012-05-07 01:40:39 PM  
Surprise, surprise. 25% of the population are alarmists. Funny how that happens.
 
2012-05-07 01:42:51 PM  

make me some tea: Surprise, surprise. 25% of the population are alarmists. Funny how that happens.


Surprise surprise, quelqu'un qui ne parle pas Francais, qui ne connait pas de Juifs Francais, qui a tres probablement jamais visite la France, ou meme parler avec un Juif Francais, se croit capable d'evaluer ce que pense cette communite, et d'expliquer les raisons derrieres leurs opinions, et meme les ridiculiser!

Ce n'est pas stupide, c'est FARK.
 
2012-05-07 01:43:38 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Jerry Lee Lewis??


Yeah, who else could we be talking about? Dude was all about the underage incest.
 
2012-05-07 01:45:35 PM  

Tatsuma: Surprise surprise, quelqu'un qui ne parle pas Francais, qui ne connait pas de Juifs Francais, qui a tres probablement jamais visite la France, ou meme parler avec un Juif Francais, se croit capable d'evaluer ce que pense cette communite, et d'expliquer les raisons derrieres leurs opinions, et meme les ridiculiser!


So, you're now a French, American Jew, living in Israel, who doesn't support but does support Likud.
 
2012-05-07 01:50:34 PM  
My favorite part of this thread is that a Jew living in Israel apparently knows better for the French people than 52% of French voters.
 
2012-05-07 02:00:19 PM  

Tatsuma: Except that I was active for years with ARA and literally fought facists and far-rightists bloody with my fists.


We've now reached the "Internet Tough Guy" stage.
 
2012-05-07 02:01:57 PM  

Tatsuma: Surprise surprise, quelqu'un qui ne parle pas Francais, qui ne connait pas de Juifs Francais, qui a tres probablement jamais visite la France, ou meme parler avec un Juif Francais, se croit capable d'evaluer ce que pense cette communite, et d'expliquer les raisons derrieres leurs opinions, et meme les ridiculiser!

Ce n'est pas stupide, c'est FARK.


Je viens de faire une declaration generale...mange ma bite.
 
2012-05-07 02:05:20 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: adamgreeney: I just dont get who you would rather have seen elected.

Especially since he basically agrees with everything Likud has been doing.


Exactly. It sounds like he's saying both sides are bad, which is fine, but he's also saying both are the worst options ever. So what could they have done? Even from Tats' view, it seems like France got the best option.
 
2012-05-07 02:05:59 PM  
I really do hope that Hollande makes smart decisions and does go away from the austerity that is killing other European countries.
 
2012-05-07 02:07:04 PM  

make me some tea: Je viens de faire une declaration generale...mange ma bite.


Wah, tu peux utilise Google Translate? Impressionant!
 
2012-05-07 02:07:44 PM  

adamgreeney: cameroncrazy1984: adamgreeney: I just dont get who you would rather have seen elected.

Especially since he basically agrees with everything Likud has been doing.

Exactly. It sounds like he's saying both sides are bad, which is fine, but he's also saying both are the worst options ever. So what could they have done? Even from Tats' view, it seems like France got the best option.


The only thing I can see in this thread where he says it'll be bad for France is that weird-ass statement that 25% of French Jews will be leaving. Which sounds a hell of a lot like what happened in 2004 when all the Dems left. Right? We all went to Canada, didn't we?
 
2012-05-07 02:08:29 PM  

Tatsuma: make me some tea: Je viens de faire une declaration generale...mange ma bite.

Wah, tu peux utilise Google Translate? Impressionant!


So can you, apparently.
 
2012-05-07 02:08:44 PM  

adamgreeney: And I will say, while I disagree with you on everything (other than the Whedon love and Fallout love), I really don't doubt that you oppose the fascist parties. That makes sense. I just dont get who you would rather have seen elected.


Well, all choices were bad, but I guess the default Sarkozy was the 'best of the worst'.

I am not a big Sarko fan at all, but the last thing France needs is what Hollande is about to unleash on them.
 
2012-05-07 02:09:13 PM  

Speaker2Animals: No, but it means you can now get a date with Melissa Theuriau.


cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com

Tongue punch fartbox line seems to fit in well here
 
2012-05-07 02:09:30 PM  

Tatsuma: I am not a big Sarko fan at all, but the last thing France needs is what Hollande is about to unleash on them.


Which is...what, exactly? More social services? THE HORROR
 
2012-05-07 02:10:21 PM  

Tatsuma: adamgreeney: And I will say, while I disagree with you on everything (other than the Whedon love and Fallout love), I really don't doubt that you oppose the fascist parties. That makes sense. I just dont get who you would rather have seen elected.

Well, all choices were bad, but I guess the default Sarkozy was the 'best of the worst'.

I am not a big Sarko fan at all, but the last thing France needs is what Hollande is about to unleash on them.


Hmmmm. Interesting. I think, worst case, we will see full on socialist policies take a hold and there will be a good case to be made as to how well they work. Personally, I think they will.
 
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