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(Yahoo)   Someone finished dead last at Churchill Downs   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 39
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2012-05-07 12:53:30 PM  
It's just viral advertising for CBS's new show CSI: Louisville.
 
2012-05-07 12:54:16 PM  
Sounds like foal play.
 
2012-05-07 12:54:52 PM  
Dick Francis would like a word with the killer.
 
2012-05-07 12:55:04 PM  
A horse woke up and found a man's head in its bed.
 
2012-05-07 12:56:04 PM  
they suspect foul play

or, at least, horseplay
 
2012-05-07 12:56:12 PM  
So at first I was going to say gambling debt, but then it turns out the victim was a random underpaid maintenance worker. My new guess is he saw something he shouldn't have
 
2012-05-07 12:56:15 PM  
Just a case of the horses getting even for "Luck".
 
2012-05-07 12:57:27 PM  
He should have had a mint julep and wore a big hat
 
2012-05-07 12:58:49 PM  
Dunno about you guys, but I really hate articles where words are hyperlinks but you can't tell until you hover over them. After hovering over "homicide investigation" and "Louisville, Kentucky" I expected the word "Sunday" to link me to the definition of "Sunday."
 
2012-05-07 12:58:55 PM  
Police say the body was found near a stabble.

media.theonion.com



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2012-05-07 01:00:01 PM  
Only one? I've been there for the pre-race street party the night before, and I just assumed there would a certain amount of people that weren't going to make post time.
 
2012-05-07 01:01:44 PM  
Maybe they finally found Ralph.

i.lv3.hbo.com
 
2012-05-07 01:03:15 PM  
I bet the horse wasn't supposed to win... ya know?
 
2012-05-07 01:03:36 PM  
i thought they were still in stable condition.
 
2012-05-07 01:06:06 PM  

Genju: Dunno about you guys, but I really hate articles where words are hyperlinks but you can't tell until you hover over them. After hovering over "homicide investigation" and "Louisville, Kentucky" I expected the word "Sunday" to link me to the definition of "Sunday."


mees toos! what significance does these pop ups provide?
 
2012-05-07 01:06:43 PM  
Was it Churchill?
 
2012-05-07 01:07:03 PM  
Does Frau Blucher have an alibi? Frau Blucher certainly has a motive.
 
2012-05-07 01:07:39 PM  

expobill: i thought they were still in stable condition.


Not furlong.
 
2012-05-07 01:13:29 PM  

SnakeLee: So at first I was going to say gambling debt, but then it turns out the victim was a random underpaid maintenance worker. My new guess is he saw something he shouldn't have


Me too .
 
2012-05-07 01:14:08 PM  
What no Simpsons jockey ref yet...
 
2012-05-07 01:16:21 PM  
The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved.
 
2012-05-07 01:17:06 PM  
What's that pay?
 
2012-05-07 01:17:19 PM  
Someone has to do the killing, might as well be Louisville. We've been getting our act together too well lately.
 
2012-05-07 01:23:32 PM  
"Oh Wilburrrr" .
 
2012-05-07 01:28:21 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-05-07 01:29:13 PM  
*puts on sunglasess* YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
 
2012-05-07 01:40:52 PM  
boourns.cjb.net
 
2012-05-07 01:41:37 PM  
Let's see here. We have a bunch of assholes, really dirty crooks, gambling, and lots and lots of cops looking the other way, because it's "legal" to gamble there, and they have done it or years. Never mind the illegal side action, the drugs, the prostitution, the graft, and the political jusice swaying, it's all part of the macroeconomy, and you don't want to rock the boat boys. Just says it was an unfortunate accident, and electrocution. Yeah, that's the ticket. Speaking of tickets, I gotta go see teh cashier.
 
2012-05-07 01:44:14 PM  

SnakeLee: So at first I was going to say gambling debt, but then it turns out the victim was a random underpaid maintenance worker. My new guess is he saw something he shouldn't have


That's my take as well. There are times when ignorance (be it willful or otherwise) can save your life.
 
2012-05-07 01:51:02 PM  

vudukungfu: Let's see here. We have a bunch of assholes, really dirty crooks, gambling, and lots and lots of cops looking the other way, because it's "legal" to gamble there, and they have done it or years. Never mind the illegal side action, the drugs, the prostitution, the graft, and the political jusice swaying, it's all part of the macroeconomy, and you don't want to rock the boat boys. Just says it was an unfortunate accident, and electrocution. Yeah, that's the ticket. Speaking of tickets, I gotta go see teh cashier.


Wow...I'll bet you're a blast a parties.
 
2012-05-07 02:11:30 PM  
Are they going to turn him into glue?
 
2012-05-07 03:21:13 PM  

expobill: i thought they were still in stable condition.


Win.
 
2012-05-07 03:26:41 PM  
Sounds like the start of another Columbo investigation.
 
2012-05-07 06:14:12 PM  

lemurs: A horse woke up and found a man's head in its bed.


omahype.com

'I think they screwed up Godfather.'
 
2012-05-07 06:26:49 PM  
I bet it was his brother who was tired of being picked on and used the cover of a sporting event to kill him.
 
2012-05-07 06:37:47 PM  

DrewFL: Wow...I'll bet you're a blast a parties.


So are D.A.s that aren't on the take.
/if you can find one.
 
2012-05-07 08:19:15 PM  

MattyBlast: expobill: i thought they were still in stable condition.

Win.


thank you!
 
2012-05-07 08:54:52 PM  
...and Silver Blaze is missing.
 
2012-05-07 09:29:32 PM  
I swear I saw this on "Murder She Wrote".
 
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