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(AZCentral)   Man breaks into house, steals homeowner's gun and wakes him up with it. Homeowner is an ex-MMA fighter. You already know the rest   (azcentral.com) divider line 138
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2012-05-07 11:10:03 AM
Surprise!
 
2012-05-07 11:11:14 AM
Hell, why'd he need a gun in the first place?
 
2012-05-07 11:49:55 AM
They rolled about on the ground in sweaty homoerotic positions for 1/2 and hour while the guy from Fear Factor blathered on trying to sound like a badass?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-05-07 11:56:37 AM
Sure was a good thing he had that gun to protect him.
 
2012-05-07 12:44:23 PM

NuttierThanEver: They rolled about on the ground in sweaty homoerotic positions for 1/2 and hour while the guy from Fear Factor blathered on trying to sound like a badass?

/DNRTFA


LOL!

I was gonna go with........They spent 30 minutes grappling on the floor in a sweaty, intertwined mess and pretend not to enjoy it.
 
2012-05-07 12:44:45 PM
I don't know the rest, I don't watch gay porn.

/nttawwt
 
2012-05-07 12:45:26 PM
Hollywood Hogan entered the cage and hit the robber with a folding chair while the ref did nothing?
 
2012-05-07 12:46:08 PM

Theaetetus: Sure was a good thing he had that gun to protect him.


ohyou.jpg
 
2012-05-07 12:46:17 PM
Except you aren't a Mixed Martial Arts fighter until you've actually had a sanctioned fight.
 
2012-05-07 12:46:27 PM

Theaetetus: Sure was a good thing he had that gun to protect him.


Yeah. It's a shame that nobody was shot. Then we could at least politicize this story. What a waste.
 
2012-05-07 12:46:50 PM
Briefly studying MMA does not make one an ex-MMA fighter.

Just sayin'.
 
2012-05-07 12:47:27 PM
Seems like everyone in the world but me is an MMA fighter
 
2012-05-07 12:47:30 PM

TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: Except you aren't a Mixed Martial Arts fighter until you've actually had a sanctioned fight.


Sanctioned by whom?
 
2012-05-07 12:48:46 PM
geez, uber-fail letting a home invader get your weapon. GET A DOG! You'll never have to worry about someone getting the drop on you in your own home.
 
2012-05-07 12:49:30 PM
He fixes the cable?
 
2012-05-07 12:50:02 PM
Sanchez, accused of entering the Jennings house through an unlocked sliding-glass door, faces charges of aggravated assault and burglary...

Jennifer still sleeps with the lights on in the hallway and stairs outside their room. She makes her husband investigate every noise, no matter how minor. She is thinking about carrying a gun with her everywhere.


How about thinking about locking the damn door before you go to bed???
 
2012-05-07 12:50:03 PM

kim jong-un: TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: Except you aren't a Mixed Martial Arts fighter until you've actually had a sanctioned fight.

Sanctioned by whom?


Any of the State Athletic Commissions that oversee MMA competitions.
 
2012-05-07 12:50:36 PM
Ex-MMA fighter, huh? That's funny, I can't find his record anywhere. Hmm...
 
2012-05-07 12:50:42 PM

kim jong-un: TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: Except you aren't a Mixed Martial Arts fighter until you've actually had a sanctioned fight.

Sanctioned by whom?


The UN?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-05-07 12:51:05 PM
 
2012-05-07 12:53:59 PM

NuttierThanEver: They rolled about on the ground in sweaty homoerotic positions for 1/2 and hour while the guy from Fear Factor blathered on trying to sound like a badass?

/DNRTFA


I realize you have no idea what you are talking about and probably have some issues dealing with your sexuality if that is the first thing you think of when people are trying to choke or break each others arms is, but the guy from fear factor comment still meade me giggle.
 
2012-05-07 12:54:24 PM

DubyaHater: NuttierThanEver: They rolled about on the ground in sweaty homoerotic positions for 1/2 and hour while the guy from Fear Factor blathered on trying to sound like a badass?

/DNRTFA

LOL!

I was gonna go with........They spent 30 minutes grappling on the floor in a sweaty, intertwined mess and pretend not to enjoy it.


That Sanchez guy was fighting dirty.
 
2012-05-07 12:55:01 PM

He_Hate_Me: kim jong-un: TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: Except you aren't a Mixed Martial Arts fighter until you've actually had a sanctioned fight.

Sanctioned by whom?

The UN?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]


hell, everybody gets sanctioned by the UN and it doesn't mean shiat,
 
2012-05-07 12:55:15 PM
Sanchez, accused of entering the Jennings house through an unlocked sliding-glass door...

...Six weeks after the Jenningses awoke to the stranger beside their bed, David Jennings is thinking of putting in an alarm system.


How about: lock your doors.

/duh
 
2012-05-07 12:56:19 PM
Subby should have played it safe and identified him as a "former bouncer."
 
2012-05-07 12:56:23 PM

Joe Peanut: His MMA career wasn't exactly stellar.



He has a kick-ass sihouette though.
 
2012-05-07 12:57:00 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: geez, uber-fail letting a home invader get your weapon. GET A DOG! You'll never have to worry about someone getting the drop on you in your own home.



You Guys Are Great!
 
2012-05-07 12:57:33 PM
They shook hands, went out to have a beer together, and discuss the hardships of today's socio-economic climate?
 
2012-05-07 12:57:41 PM

Joe Peanut: His MMA career wasn't exactly stellar.


No wonder he lost both of his fights, he is short and weighs nothing at all.
 
2012-05-07 12:58:11 PM

TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: kim jong-un: TheyCallMeC0WB0Y: Except you aren't a Mixed Martial Arts fighter until you've actually had a sanctioned fight.

Sanctioned by whom?

Any of the State Athletic Commissions that oversee MMA competitions.


Kind of this, yeah. It's like calling yourself a pro-wrestler if you were part of your wrestling team for 6 months in high school. While the article may not have implied that, subbys headline of "Ex-MMA fighter" is somewhat misleading in that context.

If I say "I trained in BJJ for a few years" it has a different suggestive context than "I am an ex-BJJ fighter." Swap out BJJ for Muay Thai, Shotokan, TKD, etc, same thing.
 
2012-05-07 12:58:52 PM

FarkinHostile: Briefly studying MMA does not make one an ex-MMA fighter.

Just sayin'.



What if I own a Tap Out shirt?

*Flexing*
 
2012-05-07 12:59:45 PM

wild9: Joe Peanut: His MMA career wasn't exactly stellar.

No wonder he lost both of his fights, he is short and weighs nothing at all.


Probably not the guy from the article. Both of these recorded MMA fights took place in Indiana and the guy from the article lives in Arizona.
 
2012-05-07 01:01:24 PM
Subby is a liar. The intruder wasn't a man. Men don't have finger nails long enough to dig into another man's back.
 
2012-05-07 01:01:32 PM
This is a great example of why we should have mandatory minimums for displaying a gun during the commission of a crime. Even if he didn't bring a gun with him, he picked up the homeowners gun and threatened him with it: that ought to be a minimum 10 year sentence, even if nobody got hurt.

Douchebags need to know they WILL SPEND MORE TIME in prison if they bring a gun. There shouldn't be any leniency where gun-crime is concerned.
 
2012-05-07 01:01:47 PM
when responding to a late night home invasion call always arrest the man wearing pajamas.
 
2012-05-07 01:02:22 PM

liam76: NuttierThanEver: They rolled about on the ground in sweaty homoerotic positions for 1/2 and hour while the guy from Fear Factor blathered on trying to sound like a badass?

/DNRTFA

I realize you have no idea what you are talking about and probably have some issues dealing with your sexuality if that is the first thing you think of when people are trying to choke or break each others arms is, but the guy from fear factor comment still meade me giggle.


Even when they're attractive young women with legs locked around your head, sex is still far from the mind as said legs are choking the life from you and you're desperately trying to find a free arm to tap out.
 
2012-05-07 01:02:25 PM

Lorelle: Sanchez, accused of entering the Jennings house through an unlocked sliding-glass door, faces charges of aggravated assault and burglary...

Jennifer still sleeps with the lights on in the hallway and stairs outside their room. She makes her husband investigate every noise, no matter how minor. She is thinking about carrying a gun with her everywhere.

How about thinking about locking the damn door before you go to bed???


Oh, stop with that logic, you....

Ow! That was my feelings!: geez, uber-fail letting a home invader get your weapon. GET A DOG! You'll never have to worry about someone getting the drop on you in your own home.


Well, provided Rufus isn't deaf or a pansy. I have a friend with a 110 lb mutt that looks plenty intimidating, but he runs and hides at the first sign of trouble.

/have two dogs
 
2012-05-07 01:04:25 PM

NuttierThanEver: They rolled about on the ground in sweaty homoerotic positions for 1/2 and hour while the guy from Fear Factor blathered on trying to sound like a badass?

/DNRTFA


Just because it gives you an erection, doesn't make it generally homoerotic.
 
2012-05-07 01:04:29 PM

Joe Peanut: His MMA career wasn't exactly stellar.


You generally only need a little boxing trinaing to beat some average shmuck, I imagine MMA is about the same.
 
2012-05-07 01:07:58 PM
FTA:Jennifer still sleeps with the lights on in the hallway and stairs outside their room. She makes her husband investigate every noise, no matter how minor. She is thinking about carrying a gun with her everywhere. She remembers how the intruder looked at them.

"That's what I see every night when I close my eyes."


Having a wfie like this would piss me off to know end. Call me insensitive but ffs.....
 
2012-05-07 01:08:02 PM

Theaetetus: Sure was a good thing he had that gun to protect him.


Do you think it is clever to attempt to taunt and anger scared, stupid morons who are already angry most of the time? It's easy, i'll give you that.
 
2012-05-07 01:08:10 PM

Dreamless: NuttierThanEver: They rolled about on the ground in sweaty homoerotic positions for 1/2 and hour while the guy from Fear Factor blathered on trying to sound like a badass?

/DNRTFA

Just because it gives you an erection, doesn't make it generally homoerotic.


Seems some people are obsessed with calling MMA homoerotic. Wonder why?


/not a fan
 
2012-05-07 01:08:57 PM
83 year old half blind British ex SAS commando is unimpressed
 
2012-05-07 01:09:56 PM

The_Sponge: FarkinHostile: Briefly studying MMA does not make one an ex-MMA fighter.

Just sayin'.


What if I own a Tap Out shirt?

*Flexing*


what if I stayed in a holiday inn express?
 
2012-05-07 01:10:51 PM

pute kisses like a man: The_Sponge: FarkinHostile: Briefly studying MMA does not make one an ex-MMA fighter.

Just sayin'.


What if I own a Tap Out shirt?

*Flexing*

what if I stayed in a holiday inn express?


Hourly or daily rates? This is important.
 
2012-05-07 01:12:35 PM

StaleCoffee:
Even when they're attractive young women with legs locked around your head, sex is still far from the mind as said legs are choking the life from you and you're desperately trying to find a free arm to fap out.


I know people who'll pay good money for that kind of action.
 
2012-05-07 01:13:34 PM
What a farking shame he stopped hitting the guy.

/If someone breaks into your house and points a gun at you you do not stop hitting them until you are physically pulled off the dead body by emergency personnel.
//stand your ground.
///Nothing of value will be lost. Robbers are useless people
 
2012-05-07 01:15:42 PM
"Surprise man" sounds transgendered.
 
2012-05-07 01:20:52 PM

As two Surprise police officers charged into the room, guns drawn, they grabbed the aggressor, the one who had a man pinned to the bedroom floor on his stomach.


Surprise indeed.
 
2012-05-07 01:21:30 PM
this doesn't add up.

How did the intruder know there was a gun next to the bed somewhere? If you just wanted to do a little breaking and entering and see if you could make off with something, wandering into someone's master bedroom with the hopes of finding a gun somewhere seems pretty ridiculous.
 
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