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(Fark)   Suits are old and boring. Let's come up with a new standard for work (or everyday) attire. Bonus if it includes a cape or fez   (fark.com) divider line 83
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2012-05-07 12:09:08 PM
8 votes:
pulpfactor.com
2012-05-07 11:21:06 AM
6 votes:
th03.deviantart.net

It's a Speed Suit
2012-05-07 02:33:08 PM
5 votes:
i3.photobucket.com
2012-05-07 02:32:26 PM
5 votes:

Beerguy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x386]


Hmm, a Hawaiian shirt in a suit thread... I wonder if anyone has ever combined tho-

cdn.bleacherreport.netcdn.bleacherreport.net

I have no words.

/hot
2012-05-07 02:24:34 PM
5 votes:

kwame: Suits are boring?

So you're either 22 or in IT. Or both?


Found a pic of subby. He's in the bottom row, right hand side.

www.funny-potato.com
2012-05-07 02:10:03 PM
5 votes:
images.halloweencostumes.com

I show up for work every day dressed like this. I also stop periodically to gaze off into the distance.
2012-05-07 11:25:32 AM
5 votes:
www.joe-ks.com
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-05-07 10:52:07 AM
5 votes:
What kind of jacket goes best with a "puffy shirt"?

t2.gstatic.com
2012-05-07 10:38:20 AM
5 votes:

xanadian: Also, can't wear watches or long-sleeve shirts (without rolling the sleeves up, anyway). It's like having handcuffs on.

Yup. I was a criminal once. I guess. :-/


Or you died in a S&M mishap.
2012-05-07 05:07:55 PM
4 votes:
www.whyifearclowns.net

You guys are slipping.
2012-05-07 03:16:31 PM
4 votes:
idisk.me.com

Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!

NO CAPES!
2012-05-07 02:23:29 PM
4 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

/hot
2012-05-07 02:17:13 PM
4 votes:
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
with a Fez
2012-05-07 09:43:40 AM
4 votes:

xanadian: KingoftheCheese: Suits are awesome, subby. If I could afford it, I'd have a suit for every day of the week.

Look-wise, I'd say "same here," but I hate wearing neck ties. But, yes, a nice suit is super-sharp.


www.janeaustengiftshop.co.uk
Then the cravat is just for you.
2012-05-07 09:21:54 AM
4 votes:
Some of my coworkers would look good in burkas
2012-05-07 02:24:40 PM
3 votes:
edge.ebaumsworld.com
2012-05-07 02:21:39 PM
3 votes:
i657.photobucket.com
2012-05-07 02:13:55 PM
3 votes:
s1.guyism.com
2012-05-07 02:09:24 PM
3 votes:
Swingin' 70's Sexy Fridays:
i149.photobucket.com
These polyester pants really make my balls sweat!
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-05-07 12:19:40 PM
3 votes:
That's FABULOUS subby

t3.gstatic.com
2012-05-07 10:06:16 AM
3 votes:
How about suits... with yellow glasses?!

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-05-07 09:59:06 AM
3 votes:
I wear a suit everyday at work.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-07 09:34:00 AM
3 votes:
Camo

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-07 09:17:53 AM
3 votes:

RexTalionis: spcMike: My dream job would hopefully see me wearing something akin to what them members of LMFAO wear.

Animal print, pants out of control?


Something like this.

cdn.idolator.com
2012-05-07 09:16:15 AM
3 votes:
We're not doing your Home Ec homework for you, subby.
2012-05-07 09:15:19 AM
3 votes:
i1212.photobucket.com
You ain't taking my suit, subby, cause I look mad fly when I be rockin' that.
2012-05-07 09:13:56 AM
3 votes:
My dream job would hopefully see me wearing something akin to what them members of LMFAO wear.
2012-05-07 02:39:19 PM
2 votes:

UtileDysfunktion: litespeed74:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 544x400]

Anyone ever stop to consider what a suicidal garment the cape is? Look at it. It attaches AROUND YOUR NECK and the rest of it billows out behind you trying to get snagged on/in anything possible for that "Clothesline" effect.


I think they're supposed to settle around your shoulders, but I've never figured out how to make that work. I'd ask my LARP friends, but they're all "fark capes, acquire tabards". Weirdos. :)
2012-05-07 02:24:11 PM
2 votes:

Kar98: dittybopper: Bring back wearing swords. It used to be that no well-heeled man went out and about without a blade. In the United States, you could even make a decent case that it is your right to do so.

I'm carrying a Kel-Tec. Bring your sword ;)


A sword is not as clumsy or random as a "Kel-Tec". An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
2012-05-07 02:20:47 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-07 09:28:48 AM
2 votes:
The obvious choice is the one piece Borat style cocksling swimsuit. For both genders. Equality in the workplace is what I'm all about.
2012-05-07 09:16:30 AM
2 votes:
Everyone dresses like Lord Humungus.
2012-05-07 09:12:30 AM
2 votes:
Suits are boring?

So you're either 22 or in IT. Or both?
2012-05-07 10:54:11 PM
1 votes:
Goatleggings

www.thefancarpet.com
2012-05-07 06:34:39 PM
1 votes:
27.media.tumblr.com
2012-05-07 04:17:16 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-05-07 04:09:06 PM
1 votes:
My grandmother had ALL of his albums. Took me to see him. He was really quite charming. Not a big fan, though.
Warning -- protective eyewear required.

i50.tinypic.com
2012-05-07 04:02:20 PM
1 votes:
images.amazon.com
2012-05-07 03:19:56 PM
1 votes:
geopedia.pbworks.com

I miss wearing the tunics and having impromptu meetings in the moon base lobby. I also miss the moon.
2012-05-07 03:19:33 PM
1 votes:
www.nachtkabarett.com
2012-05-07 03:19:02 PM
1 votes:
Puffy checked shirts, woven sashes, possibles bags, powder horns, maybe a few feathers....

i46.tinypic.com

Oh, and garters to match the sash.
2012-05-07 03:06:37 PM
1 votes:
seattletimes.nwsource.com
2012-05-07 03:00:03 PM
1 votes:
filesofjerryblake.netfirms.comcontent.internetvideoarchive.com

LOL I read Armageddon-2419 A.D. by Philip Francis Nowlan, the ORIGINAL Buck Rogers novel, first published 1928.

In it, he described the clothing of the future as a very light, stretchy, form-fitting fabric. Basically, he STARTED the trend in Spandex for sci-fi. Never mind that Spandex wasn't even invented until 1959. Thus the black-and-white Buster Crabbe Buck Rogers (and Flash Gordon, Buster played both, which was confusing, that's like casting Mark Hamill as captain of the Enterprise) serials didn't have Spandex yet either, even though it was in the book. They tried to make these tight-fitting shirts out of regular fabric but the cut just comes out awkward.

Of course, in 1928, he could not have predicted how many people would be far too fat to be wearing Spandex by the 21st century.
2012-05-07 02:56:59 PM
1 votes:

Pud: What kind of jacket goes best with a "puffy shirt"?

[t2.gstatic.com image 197x256]


This: encrypted-tbn3.google.com

or this for more formal occasions: greenobles.com
2012-05-07 02:56:21 PM
1 votes:

neomagician: Being Native, I'll just stick to our usual suit....


[www.dacascosfan.com image 627x898]

[www.oocities.org image 640x560]

Just not at work!!!


What's he doing outside Kitchen Stadium?
2012-05-07 02:54:08 PM
1 votes:

ProfessorOhki: Beerguy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x386]

Hmm, a Hawaiian shirt in a suit thread... I wonder if anyone has ever combined tho-

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 295x400][cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x353]

I have no words.

/hot


Someone should make an alt named 'Don Cherry's Suits'.

I love his suits, because no-one else could get away with it.
2012-05-07 02:52:24 PM
1 votes:
I wear a suit a few times a year I got a couple for weddings, funerals, court, work functions. But nobody at my job wears a suit hell today the president is in a polo and khakis. When I was at another work site my dikfur boss told me I would get farther in the company if I dressed better. I pointed out how my work speaks for itself and when Im not there it is felt and if he wanted me to dress better he should pay better and get me a job where I would have a better than 90% chance of not having some crap spilled on me.
2012-05-07 02:49:54 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-07 02:48:25 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

You can't fault Ferengi for their sense of business fashion.
2012-05-07 02:47:04 PM
1 votes:
cdn.bleacherreport.net
2012-05-07 02:46:23 PM
1 votes:
Being Native, I'll just stick to our usual suit....


www.dacascosfan.com

www.oocities.org

Just not at work!!!
2012-05-07 02:46:01 PM
1 votes:
cache.virtualtourist.com
2012-05-07 02:44:05 PM
1 votes:
www.menstuff.org
2012-05-07 02:43:38 PM
1 votes:
www.doublepunch.com
2012-05-07 02:31:31 PM
1 votes:
If I made enough money to get away it, this is what I'd wear:

images.eonline.com

/comfortable people are more productive
2012-05-07 02:29:58 PM
1 votes:

Craptastic: Kar98: dittybopper: Bring back wearing swords. It used to be that no well-heeled man went out and about without a blade. In the United States, you could even make a decent case that it is your right to do so.

I'm carrying a Kel-Tec. Bring your sword ;)

A sword is not as clumsy or random as a "Kel-Tec". An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.


I dunno what sort of sword you plan on carrying, but I would be willing to bet it would be a bit more clumsy, than my not clumsy at all and elegantly simply Kahr.
2012-05-07 02:29:49 PM
1 votes:
images2.fanpop.com
2012-05-07 02:28:08 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-05-07 02:24:25 PM
1 votes:
Suits are uncomfortable.

Well, the tie part is. My head's set a little forward on te shoulders, so in order to wear a tie, I have to either get a 17 collar (which means a baggy, oversized shirt) or loosen the tie and top button (making me look like a world-weary car salesman in 1973).

A collarless tunic or Henley is the way to go for maximum comfort.

BTW, any women who say "suck it up" because they feel like *they* have to wear uncomfortable clothing SHOULDN'T BE WEARING UNCOMFORTABLE CLOTHING.

Trust me, you don't look sexy when your extremities and lower back clearly hurt from cramming yourself into clothes that shape YOU.
2012-05-07 02:23:52 PM
1 votes:

quickdraw:
If I woke up tomorrow and everyone had stopped wearing suits and started wearing kilts I would be a very happy woman.


They're not very practical, you realize. I know if you're female you're used to having to carry extra bags and shiat but men traditionally don't, you know, carry that much shiat around, so a decent set of pockets for a billfold, phone, and your keys is a much better fit for the standard accessories.

And yes, I'm aware that you can put pockets in a kilt, but it doesn't really work to have your keys hammering your bollocks every time you take a step. Note that skirts with pockets aren't popular for women either.
2012-05-07 02:21:30 PM
1 votes:
This old boring farker on a sunday champagne picnic in the park
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-05-07 02:21:05 PM
1 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk
2012-05-07 02:18:44 PM
1 votes:
www.merkur-online.de
2012-05-07 02:16:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm gonna go with this:
www.screenmachine.tv


Also, it's interesting to see all the kilt-love. I only wear mine for "marryins' and buryins'".
2012-05-07 02:14:41 PM
1 votes:

Mr_Ectomy: OtherLittleGuy: No Capes.

Wear a fez. Fezzes are cool.

[a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 499x720]

Indeed


I know you! I can't remember your name, but your fez is familiar.
2012-05-07 02:10:35 PM
1 votes:
Why am i the first to say nudity?

also, this:

Because People in power are Stupid: [pulpfactor.com image 550x550]


made me think of this:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2012-05-07 02:06:15 PM
1 votes:
farm1.static.flickr.com
2012-05-07 02:06:07 PM
1 votes:
I just wear my still suit. It sucks when you have to fart, but as Fat Bastard taught me, everyone likes his own brand.
2012-05-07 01:00:22 PM
1 votes:
agirlfrommars.com

Zero suit is best kind of suit

/Not me or anyone I know
2012-05-07 11:29:55 AM
1 votes:

Tax Boy: [th03.deviantart.net image 300x224]

It's a Speed Suit


I would buy one for every day of the week in a different color and just forget about fashion entirely.

/but my fiancee wouldnt let me... :(
2012-05-07 11:26:11 AM
1 votes:

quickdraw: If I woke up tomorrow and everyone had stopped wearing suits and started wearing kilts I would be a very happy woman.




I'm ok with plaid skirts.


img23.imageshack.us
2012-05-07 11:21:06 AM
1 votes:

bluehubcap: Raging Thespian: See, you ladies keep posting pictures of attractive men wearing kilts. That's not going to be your day to day experience if kilts become the norm.

Sadly, this is true. More likely to get this:


What are you saying? I'd hit all three of them.
2012-05-07 11:19:16 AM
1 votes:

Raging Thespian: See, you ladies keep posting pictures of attractive men wearing kilts. That's not going to be your day to day experience if kilts become the norm.


Sadly, this is true. More likely to get this:

i1144.photobucket.com
2012-05-07 10:58:29 AM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-05-07 10:57:57 AM
1 votes:
zachsweets.com
2012-05-07 10:43:15 AM
1 votes:
No Capes.

Wear a fez. Fezzes are cool.
2012-05-07 10:19:06 AM
1 votes:

Nabb1: xanadian: KingoftheCheese: Suits are awesome, subby. If I could afford it, I'd have a suit for every day of the week.

Look-wise, I'd say "same here," but I hate wearing neck ties. But, yes, a nice suit is super-sharp.

Try buying dress shirts In a larger neck size. If you find a tie uncomfortable, most likely the shirt is the culprit.


I did that. It DOES help, but I still have this psychological thing about the tie. I think I got hanged for cattle-rustlin' in a former life or something.
2012-05-07 10:02:49 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: jetzzfan: I wear a suit everyday at work.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 250x410]

Is your family aware that you are a member of A.I.M.?


Sometimes I wear an orange colored one.
2012-05-07 09:28:17 AM
1 votes:
Sailor Suits

farm1.staticflickr.com

for everybody!
2012-05-07 09:19:51 AM
1 votes:
If suits are not to your liking, might I suggest:

andrewsandpygott.files.wordpress.com
But only before 6 PM, of course, we're not Philistines.
2012-05-07 09:17:35 AM
1 votes:
Snuggy formal wear.
2012-05-07 09:17:08 AM
1 votes:
A nice, simple, properly fitted suit, is the sexiest thing a guy can wear. There is no room for argument on that. But no, let's see what else we can come up with.
2012-05-07 09:15:24 AM
1 votes:
nudity with tattoos to show social status
 
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