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(Fark)   Suits are old and boring. Let's come up with a new standard for work (or everyday) attire. Bonus if it includes a cape or fez   (fark.com) divider line 279
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2012-05-07 09:12:30 AM
Suits are boring?

So you're either 22 or in IT. Or both?
 
2012-05-07 09:13:37 AM
Suits are awesome, subby. If I could afford it, I'd have a suit for every day of the week.
 
2012-05-07 09:13:56 AM
My dream job would hopefully see me wearing something akin to what them members of LMFAO wear.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:19 AM
i1212.photobucket.com
You ain't taking my suit, subby, cause I look mad fly when I be rockin' that.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:24 AM
nudity with tattoos to show social status
 
2012-05-07 09:16:15 AM
We're not doing your Home Ec homework for you, subby.
 
2012-05-07 09:16:27 AM
Caped fez.
 
2012-05-07 09:16:30 AM
Everyone dresses like Lord Humungus.
 
2012-05-07 09:16:33 AM

spcMike: My dream job would hopefully see me wearing something akin to what them members of LMFAO wear.


Animal print, pants out of control?
 
2012-05-07 09:17:08 AM
A nice, simple, properly fitted suit, is the sexiest thing a guy can wear. There is no room for argument on that. But no, let's see what else we can come up with.
 
2012-05-07 09:17:35 AM
Snuggy formal wear.
 
2012-05-07 09:17:53 AM

RexTalionis: spcMike: My dream job would hopefully see me wearing something akin to what them members of LMFAO wear.

Animal print, pants out of control?


Something like this.

cdn.idolator.com
 
2012-05-07 09:19:51 AM
If suits are not to your liking, might I suggest:

andrewsandpygott.files.wordpress.com
But only before 6 PM, of course, we're not Philistines.
 
2012-05-07 09:21:54 AM
Some of my coworkers would look good in burkas
 
2012-05-07 09:24:39 AM
How about a grinch tee shirt and over sized pleated golf shorts?
 
2012-05-07 09:26:11 AM
isitoriginal.files.wordpress.com

gay....
 
2012-05-07 09:26:28 AM
Ladies love a sharp-dressed man.
 
2012-05-07 09:28:17 AM
Sailor Suits

farm1.staticflickr.com

for everybody!
 
2012-05-07 09:28:48 AM
The obvious choice is the one piece Borat style cocksling swimsuit. For both genders. Equality in the workplace is what I'm all about.
 
2012-05-07 09:28:57 AM

Splish: A nice, simple, properly fitted suit, is the sexiest thing a guy can wear. There is no room for argument on that. But no, let's see what else we can come up with.


This is accurate. No room for disagreement.
 
2012-05-07 09:30:44 AM
Panchos
 
2012-05-07 09:32:19 AM
Banana hammocks
 
2012-05-07 09:34:00 AM
Camo

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-07 09:36:15 AM
As a woman, I can tell you with complete honesty that suits are sexy. Invest in one subby.
 
2012-05-07 09:37:33 AM
Fezzes are so yesterday. Suits are cool.

/so are Stetsons
 
2012-05-07 09:39:46 AM

KingoftheCheese: Suits are awesome, subby. If I could afford it, I'd have a suit for every day of the week.


Look-wise, I'd say "same here," but I hate wearing neck ties. But, yes, a nice suit is super-sharp.
 
2012-05-07 09:42:41 AM

ami5000: Splish: A nice, simple, properly fitted suit, is the sexiest thing a guy can wear. There is no room for argument on that. But no, let's see what else we can come up with.

This is accurate. No room for disagreement.


Not disagreement, exactly, but an exception:

i1144.photobucket.com

That aside, there is nothing that will make me lust after a man more than a great suit, a clean shave and a splash of personality and style in the tie (or even fun socks).

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-05-07 09:43:29 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: How about a grinch tee shirt and over sized pleated golf shorts?


only for yard work.
I do like the shirt.
 
2012-05-07 09:43:40 AM

xanadian: KingoftheCheese: Suits are awesome, subby. If I could afford it, I'd have a suit for every day of the week.

Look-wise, I'd say "same here," but I hate wearing neck ties. But, yes, a nice suit is super-sharp.


www.janeaustengiftshop.co.uk
Then the cravat is just for you.
 
2012-05-07 09:48:38 AM

Spoon over Marin: Ceteris Paribus says: How about a grinch tee shirt and over sized pleated golf shorts?

only for yard work.
I do like the shirt.


The shorts were for yardwork. I acutally wore the shirt while running errands yesterday. I got more unusual looks than normal.
 
2012-05-07 09:53:07 AM
Subby is living in the past, golf shirts and khakis are the new uniform. Now THAT is f*cking boring
 
2012-05-07 09:56:24 AM

Mr_Ectomy: Subby is living in the past, golf shirts and khakis are the new uniform. Now THAT is f*cking boring


Ugh. I thought we were over those and were back to suits.

Half of my office looks like either Bruno Mars or the guys from Mad Men. It's made me wear skirts a bit more often, let me tell you.
 
2012-05-07 09:59:06 AM
I wear a suit everyday at work.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-07 10:00:41 AM
Oh, also: whenever I've worn my suit or at least a shirt and tie around places, even my ugly self gets noticed more by women.
 
2012-05-07 10:02:02 AM

jetzzfan: I wear a suit everyday at work.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 250x410]


Is your family aware that you are a member of A.I.M.?
 
2012-05-07 10:02:49 AM

RexTalionis: jetzzfan: I wear a suit everyday at work.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 250x410]

Is your family aware that you are a member of A.I.M.?


Sometimes I wear an orange colored one.
 
2012-05-07 10:06:16 AM
How about suits... with yellow glasses?!

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-05-07 10:09:42 AM

Paranoia-': How about suits... with yellow glasses?!

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x403]


No.
 
2012-05-07 10:14:33 AM

xanadian: KingoftheCheese: Suits are awesome, subby. If I could afford it, I'd have a suit for every day of the week.

Look-wise, I'd say "same here," but I hate wearing neck ties. But, yes, a nice suit is super-sharp.


Try buying dress shirts In a larger neck size. If you find a tie uncomfortable, most likely the shirt is the culprit.
 
2012-05-07 10:19:06 AM

Nabb1: xanadian: KingoftheCheese: Suits are awesome, subby. If I could afford it, I'd have a suit for every day of the week.

Look-wise, I'd say "same here," but I hate wearing neck ties. But, yes, a nice suit is super-sharp.

Try buying dress shirts In a larger neck size. If you find a tie uncomfortable, most likely the shirt is the culprit.


I did that. It DOES help, but I still have this psychological thing about the tie. I think I got hanged for cattle-rustlin' in a former life or something.
 
2012-05-07 10:19:53 AM
Also, can't wear watches or long-sleeve shirts (without rolling the sleeves up, anyway). It's like having handcuffs on.

Yup. I was a criminal once. I guess. :-/
 
2012-05-07 10:38:20 AM

xanadian: Also, can't wear watches or long-sleeve shirts (without rolling the sleeves up, anyway). It's like having handcuffs on.

Yup. I was a criminal once. I guess. :-/


Or you died in a S&M mishap.
 
2012-05-07 10:43:15 AM
No Capes.

Wear a fez. Fezzes are cool.
 
2012-05-07 10:45:34 AM

OtherLittleGuy: No Capes.

Wear a fez. Fezzes are cool.


a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Indeed
 
2012-05-07 10:46:04 AM
Wow, 3 TFD greens?
 
2012-05-07 10:49:49 AM

RexTalionis: Wow, 3 TFD greens?


And not the most exciting of greens either. Someone's drunk.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-05-07 10:52:07 AM
What kind of jacket goes best with a "puffy shirt"?

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-07 10:52:58 AM

Raging Thespian: RexTalionis: Wow, 3 TFD greens?

And not the most exciting of greens either. Someone's drunk.


Someone's still celebrating Cinco de Mayo.

IT'S THE SEVENTH NOW, GUYS!!
 
2012-05-07 10:53:34 AM

Nabb1: xanadian: Also, can't wear watches or long-sleeve shirts (without rolling the sleeves up, anyway). It's like having handcuffs on.

Yup. I was a criminal once. I guess. :-/

Or you died in a S&M mishap.


Well, I hope I at least had fun...
 
2012-05-07 10:56:01 AM

ami5000: Splish: A nice, simple, properly fitted suit, is the sexiest thing a guy can wear. There is no room for argument on that. But no, let's see what else we can come up with.

This is accurate. No room for disagreement.


I dont like suits. To me they exude a complete negation of sensuality. Total turn off.

If I woke up tomorrow and everyone had stopped wearing suits and started wearing kilts I would be a very happy woman.
www.kiltrentalusa.com
 
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